Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen hanging out with his equally well-dressed friend, Seliandre, at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! The pair were looking suave over their drinks. HAWT STUFF! Unfortunately, our source that speaks elven was not present so much of what was overheard was not understood. Such a bummer, though! We’re sure they were dishing out FABULOUS fashion knowledge!

Brale Brother Baker never gives up hope that one day he’ll be able to bed one of the classiest ladies in RhyDin! Tuesday night it was Sylvia who had his attention. He even gave Jolyon a dirty look when he interrupted their discussion! In the end it was Jolyon who accompanied Sylvia out for a walk! Don’t feel too bad for Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve showed up just in time to distract him with her fine assets and mass quantities of ale!

The new bride Crazy Train Tara wasn’t enjoying her first full day of wedded bless with her new hubby but was instead seen threatening to kidnap Grem until he starts liking her! Well…. that’s one way to do things we suppose! We think that Grem should just pretend to like C.T. Tara at this point. Her new husband seems even crazier than she does. He may kidnap Grem on a whim just to try to please his new bride!

Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve, Head Pussy Panther, and Potter Piper were all in witty moods! When Potter Piper started talking about squeezable breasts, Head Pussy Panther was quick to point out that Potter Piper herself has quite the squeezable set!!! It’s the truth! DoD-er Eve was so impressed with his statement that she gave him a high five before returning to talking to Potter Piper about how Brale Brother Baker likes his brale. We can’t decide who is more trouble at this point — Brale Brother Baker or DoD-er Eve!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were seen holding hands and having an intimate conversation at a booth together! The pair definitely seems to be getting close but both seem to have wandering eyes. We’re so not sold that this is a lasting relationship rather than a convenient hook-up! She was overheard making an interesting reference to cleaning his gun for him as she left the booth. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one of his guns she was referring to! Naughty, naughty girl!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her cohorts, DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper, are quite interested in kite flying! It seems like an odd hobby for lovely young ladies but we suppose there is certainly worse trouble they could get into. Unfortunately, the innocent conversation was thrown by the wayside when the three women were joined by Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert! We’re still pretty sure he actually believes that if he bothers them enough, they’ll eventually wear down and sleep with him. Lord, we hope he’s not right!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was getting a hard time from an unknown drunk as were several other patrons late into the night. P.G. Atalanta was holding her own but there was certainly a bit of anger in Locke’s tone when he told him to take his attitude outside. Poor Locke was having a heck of a time behind the bar trying to keep chaos from spreading…. but we think he was particularly angry with the man giving PAARTY Girl Atalanta a hard time! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s got STELLAR taste in clothes but his taste in women is definitely questionable at best!

Krazy Kitty was a little…. less than pleased to hear that Crazy Train Tara was married again and in particular who she had married! She was quite blunt in telling Antonio, with Crazy Train Tara within earshot, just how little she thought of the prince. We doubt that Crazy Train Tara cares all that much. Poor Krazy Kitty. She must have enough trouble reigning in her friends and family! We have no idea how she survived a year as governor!

Wyh Not and Hodge were overheard discussing the Madness Tournament in the Inn late into the night! It seems both are hoping that Joex takes the title. We can’t help but agree! He’s definitely a fantastic rising star! Anubis overheard the conversation and took exception to the ladies rooting against him. Is he insane? Did he really believe they’d be in his corner? One person that certainly appears solidly in his corner is Crazy Train Tara! She had all eyes on him! Thinking of cheating so soon, C.T. Tara??? That’s got to be some sort of record!