- “Listen, man. Don’t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you’re pushing a B-cup. I’m not the one who dressed you. ” The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- “”Why thank you. I’m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.” Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- “I’m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!” Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- “I don’t understand what’s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That’s it!” Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- “You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she’ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.” Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn’t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn’t it sound as if she’s speaking from experience???

- ” I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.” Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker’s story?

- “I wonder if there’s enough room for Sartan’s ego and Bran’s tail in that ring.” Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- “Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?” So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- “Name’s P’Imp. I’m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?” The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- “If you need help, Rena, I’m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.” So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!