A collection of some of the Outback hardest hitting duelists gathered this past Sunday night in the Outback to duke it out to see who would replace SMOKIN’ Sartan as the Outback’s biggest ego– er, we mean, as The Diamond! With DoD-er Rena and Rat-tastic Napoleon calling, six top ranking brawlers showed to see which man would reign supreme, including SMOKIN’ Sartan who was there to defend his title as well as many-time winner The Gov MAN-tastic Matt!

SMOKIN’ Sartan made a crack about being “sneaky” and his opponent at the time, Venom Vinny, immediately questioned to see if his wife “knew about that problem”. SMOKIN’ Sartan was more than a little confused. It seems that he doesn’t know Venom Vinny that well! You’ve got to love Venom Vinny! Even after the jig is up and his wife has left for more loyal pastures, he’s still trying to get tips on how to refine his technique for next time! We sure hope there’s a next time very soon. This guy’s just too good for our blog for words!!!

The lovely Taneth was present cheering for… well, pretty much everyone as usual! In fact, we believe she may have even cheered for the caller, RAT-tastic Napoleon on one or two occasions! She was looking lovely as always, of course! We’re definitely looking forward to that hug we’re hoping to get from her in the marketplace on Saturday!

Interestingly enough, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was in fact present and looking stunning as usual but was surprisingly sitting on the sidelines! The self-proclaimed Lady of the Outback actually sat this DQ out! She was seen sitting at a table and quietly talking with SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife, Rory, who is getting pleasantly plump and pregnant. The pair seemed quite involved in their own conversation. We wonder what THAT was about!

In the end of the round robin tournament, three participants emerged with tied records, including SMOKIN’ Sartan! Despite a pretty impressive effort to repeat, he failed and it was FILF Kheldar who emerged from the crowd to collect yet ANOTHER Diamond!

Congratulations, Kheldar!