The lovely Amber revealed that she has the secret behind Crazy Train Tara’s longevity! We’re not so sure if it’s wise of the sweet, naive Amber to go around blabbing that she knows the secret to not dying. That’s the sort of information that an unsavory sort of man might try extracting from a vulnerable young woman!!! We suppose that us publishing it doesn’t help much, huh???

Lil’ Boy Blue Locke better watch out!!! We hear that Psycho Skid was making a move on Ballerina Katarina last night. In fact, he was overheard telling her that her voice was “satiny”…. er, what??? Maybe Lil’ Boy Blue Locke doesn’t have to watch out after all. If that’s all the game that Psycho Skid’s bringing to the table then Ballerina Katarina’s heart is surely safe! It seems that she’s too tired anyway for the attention of men. Later in the evening she was overheard telling Peredhil that’s she’s awfully tired these days preparing for the RhyDin Theatre and Opera House’s next production! We can’t wait to catch that!

Psycho Skid didn’t seem too disappointed that Ballerina Katarina wasn’t in the mood to flirt. He instead showered his compliments on another young woman. We’re told that this particular dark-haired beauty is named Penn and that she’s currently residing at the Inn but we know little more. It seems that she’s certainly turning heads, however! Not only was Psycho Skid chatting the young woman up but the fabulous Antonio was in the mix as well. You get ‘em, girl!

Another week, another new guy for Hina, we suppose. Our sources heard C.T. Tara refer to this one as “Marek”. We’re not really sure what to make of him yet. He seems a bit on the scary side but he and Booze Sis Hina seemed awfully chummy! And Psycho Skid was not at all happy about that!!! The pair got in a bit of an argument over who Booze Sis Hina chooses to spend her time with. We still swear that these two are madly in love with one another. They bicker too much not to be!