Overheard Around Town!

- “I don’t know what the safe word is!!!” Hilarious Harris to Crazy Train Tara as she beat on him.

- “Taneth, you shouldn’t mail order things in the GangStar. They are usually a scam.” We’re offended, The World’s Hottest Helston Fio! We have only the finest advertisers here! Which reminds us! Do you want to make lots of money and do absolutely no work ever?!?!?! If so, take a trip down to the Rellington Offices on 343 N. Brevard Street! Tell them that the GangSTAR sent you!

- “Soerl is not so old as way way way way way back.” Or at least so says our Darling Taneth. Soerl might not be that old but we think Old Lady Collie would fit the bill!

- “Didn’t I vacuum you up a few years ago?! Who let you out of the bag?!” Crazy Train Tara to Good Witch Elly after G.W. Elly angered C.T. Tara by supporting Mini-Franker Cor for governor.

“You didn’t. I was never stuck in a vacuum bag – just Cor’s pants.” Was G.W. Elly’s reply! OMG! We don’t even want to know!

- “Ssstylin’ and Reptile-in’!” Isn’t Lizardman Bran the funniest?

- “Tell thet story walkin’, longhair.” BLUE Mish to Caine as they argued over Michiko.

- “Oh Marco! Good man, I like his work.” So says Bodacious Brian just in case you didn’t appreciate us fully before.

- “See, here’s how it would go down. We’d get drunk, have sex we wouldn’t remember, and then wake up feeling dirty. I’d have to cry on Tucker’s shoulder. He’d have to beat you up for taking advantage of me. Why don’t we just skip the middle and Tucker can punch you in the eye right now?” Saucy Serena fending off Mish’s pick-up lines.

- “‘D remember tha sex. Yer’d remember tha sex.  An’ if’n yer en’t already feel dirty jes’ f’talkin’ ’bout havin’ sex wit’ me…yer already won thet battle.” Was BLUE Mish’s reply. We already feel dirty just thinking about him having sex!

Posted: March 29th, 2009 under Overheard.
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