Baaaad Case of Spring Fever Saturday!

The night started out with Psycho Skid macking on The World’s Hottest Helston Fio right in front of Awful Ali! We hear that he was one step from lifting his leg and peeing on her. We’ve all got it, Psycho Skid. T.W.H.H. Fio is your girl. Blah, blah, blah! We almost kind of wish that Awful Ali does steal her away. What fantastic gossip that would be, no??? They would kind of make a cute couple too!

The pair (Awful Ali and T.W.H.H. Fio, that is) were at the heart of quite a bit of confusion as well! BLUE Mish claimed that some guy named Kruger (who was present) hurt Our Darling Taneth. We hear that O.D. Taneth was acting very strangely. Sex Pot Kitty and Awful Ali attempted to comfort her while T.W.H.H. Fio held a knife to Kruger! OMG! Girl is barking mad! BLUE Mish’s story was never confirmed and we hear that after a while O.D. Taneth began acting more like herself and headed to the Inn’s basement Arena to spend some time with Overlord Tormay.

Well, well, well, Connar! How many times must we warn you??? If you keep leaving Chief Mischief Maker Eless to her own devices, she will be hit on! We hear that Playboy Shane and Reality Check Brandon (who are just absolutely inseperable these days) were seen at the bar doing some HEAVY flirting with C.M.M. Eless and Real Estate Mogul Rena! The pair of rowdy boys were even attempting to con their way into dances at Beltane! Those two are quickly becoming a pair of fabulous trouble makers!

Awful Ali returned laaaaate into the night in quite the curious mood! We hear that he too was seen flirting with C.M.M. Eless. He was even told by Manly Mason to stop groping her! Oh la la! C.M.M. Eless has always been a big hit with the menfolk. And a bit later Awful Ali was seen dancing behind the bar with Saucy Serena who was tending. What in the world got into him??? He must have a baaaaad case of Spring Fever!

The action was hot and heavy down in the basement Arena Saturday night with Overlord Tormay calling duels!

That Caine certainly seems to be keeping a close eye on Michiko. He still freaks us out a bit. There’s something a little too “stay away from my woman” for our tastes. Some women dig that though so who are we to judge??? Michiko was busy chatting with She-Devil Aja, Kid Not-Doc Anya, and Sivanna and paying little attention to her man. It seems that Sivanna was excited to tell the ladies about Coppelia (the fantastic ballet starring a Gossip GangSTAR regular, Ballerina Katarina). Sivanna gave it rave reviews and she’s certainly not the only one. Everybody seems absolutely thrilled with the performance! We’re going this weekend and we cannot wait!

Edited: April 30th, 2009

Letters to the Gangstar — The Passing of a Dear Friend

We are shocked and dismayed by this news. We wish that we could come up with a proper announcement but at the moment we are indeed speechless. There will certainly be more on this tragedy in the days and weeks ahead but we wanted to make sure that we passed the announcement on to you all as quickly as we could. The following letter was received at the Den of Gossip this morning:

Dear Sir,

Please be advised that the Elven female known as Gemethyst passed away during the night just passed due to a secondary infection of the lungs after seeming to recover from being gravely ill with a belatedly contracted childhood Elven illness. Per her instructions prior to death, I am sending out letters to various parties to inform of this event, and of various bequeathals that have been made. Your paper will be receiving a donation in the sum of 50,000 gold coins, to do with as you like. Gem’s advice, though, is to take the money and try for a bouffant hairdo, perhaps the beehive, that will more properly display the lovely pink color of your hair, sir. Understand that these are her words, not mine. She wanted you to know that, in her opinion, you perform an invaluable service to Rhy’din and her people, and she had hopes that you would continue undeterred and unabated in this endeavor.

My sincere regards, Mr. Franco, and hers.
Wilbur Moody, Attorney-at-law

Edited: April 30th, 2009

A June Bride Friday!

Was Kid Not-Doc Anya practicing medicine Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn??? We’re pretty sure that she’s legally not allowed to give medical advice. However, that certainly seemed to be what she was doing while she was chatting with Gaerwyn and his wife, Lenika! Doesn’t she have enough legal problems on her hands? We have a feeling that poor Lucky Lawyer Lucien will be quite frustrated when he hears that K.N-D. Anya was defying the court order in such a public place! Ooooooh, you’re going to be in trouble, girl!

Venom Vinny really gets around, doesn’t he??? We hear that he was seen kissing on some girl named Duci in the middle of the Inn! This Duci seems to be the one who initiated the contact. My, my, my! What a bold young woman! Her action delighted her friends and fellow dirty birds — Aja, Sivanna, and K.N-D. Anya. We think that at least three out of the four (as Sivanna isn’t quite as boy crazy as the rest) need to take some cold showers!

We hear that Our Darling Taneth kept the Inn in suspense for quite some time by telling them that she had good news over and over only to get distracted by hugging or saying hello to someone new! Eventually Sex Pot Kitty nailed her down long enough to find out that the news is that she’s getting married in JUNE! OMG! WE TOLD YOU!!! We so called this one. We’re betting that the wedding had to be mooooved up! These crazy kids are probably as busy as rabbits and to protect Our D. Taneth’s reputation, the wedding had to be SOOOOON! We cannot begin to tell you how excited we are for this event!

Evidently Awful Ali and Sullen Sal spent quite a bit of time in a private booth together laaaate into the night. We’re wondering if he’s starting to get as suspicious as we are of all the time that Awful Ali has been spending with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio! Maybe he was confronting him about it! After all, Sullen Sal is friends with all parties involved. What wouldn’t we have given to be vicious little flies on the curtain to listen to that conversation!

Edited: April 28th, 2009

Sugar Daddy Thursday!

Playboy Shane’s living up being a free man! He was doing some MAJOR flirting with that new girl Lilli, asking Darcy out on a date, and flashing those dashing blue eyes at the other cute new girl, Niamh! Watch out ladies! This is a man on the prooooowl! It seems that Niamh might possibly be taken already. We hear that she’s been seen spending a lot of time with a man by the name of Brishen. The cute ones go awfully fast in this town!

Michiko has spent a lot of time over the past couple weeks talking down Caine’s employees. She was actually overheard saying that they have “no social skills”. Wow! That’s just what every businessman needs — their girlfriend going around talking about what crappy employees they have! Niiiiice! Just another reason why we think this relationship is just absolutely, positively DOOOOOOOMED!

Svelte Sylvia was overheard using the term “sugar daddy” while teasing The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker! The term “sugar daddy” should never, ever come out of her mouth even when joking! She is absolutely glowing these days, is she not??? We’re so glad that she’s happy! We hear that later into the night she was overheard plotting with The Divine Mrs Storm on how to give Yummy Ewan a hard time. Those two women are just too much trouble to be allowed in the same room without a sitter. Yummy Ewan should most certainly put a stop to it if he wishes to survive this marriage with his sanity in tact!

It seems that Gabby Gem has NOT left RhyDin because of the close “friendship” between her dear friend, The World’s Hottest Helston Fio, and her man, Awful Ali! She was spotted in the Inn Thursday night but she was most certainly not looking like herself. We hear that she looked down right sickly! We sure hope that she is alright! Bag on her, though we may, we cannot help but feel sorry for her! We hear that Gabby Gem and Awful Ali did stay pretty close to one another while chatting with the hussy herself, T.W.H.H. Fio! Iiiiinteresting dynamic!

Unfortunately, Merchant Antonio did not leave Kid Not-Doc Anya for her wandering lips!!! How can he kiss someone that willingly kissed The Dread Pirate Stephen??? That’s just groooooss! The pair still seemed very much like a couple as they had drinks at the bar and K. N-D. Anya told him tales about her dueling in the Outback. We didn’t like her and then she grew on us and now that we are familiar with her we’re pretty darn sure that she’s an absolute hussy!

Perhaps Chief Mischief Maker Eless is off the hook! Although, Prof. Jolyon was discussing attending opening night of the ballet with Saucy Serena (boooo!), he was later heard talking at length to Real Estate Mogul Rena about taking her on closing night (yaaaaay!). Hopefully, C.M.M. Eless has been steering Prof. Jolyon back in the right direction like WE TOLD HER TO AGES AGO!!!!  There was some serious chemistry floating in the air between R.E.M. Rena and Prof. Jolyon and a couple of tender touches! Our money is TOTALLY on R.E.M. Rena!

OMG! Was that Neo telling Sivanna that he had some things to say to her in private??? It was! It was! The pair went off to a booth and had their heads together for quite a while. We hear that Aja feared they were arguing but they certainly didn’t seem to be arguing to us! Iiiiinteresting. Neo is certainly not the mystery man that people are reporting to have seen her with so we’re wondering what exactly she’s up to! We’ll certainly keep an eye out for it!

Edited: April 27th, 2009

Overheard Around Town!

- “You know, I think he’s been gaining power. Like some kind of power-gaining, pink-haired dynamo!” So says Psycho Skid about Yours Truly! Thank you, Psycho Skid!

- “Baker, if your little swimmers are anything like you are, they’re too drunk to impregnate anyone.” So declared Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell.

- “Oh, that’s right Kitty! You and Tass got bonded.. and well yeah, I missed it. Bad things happen at any weddings I attend, so I don’t go to em anymore. Ya know, like assassins showing up, or someone choking or falling off cliff kinda stuff.” Tasha sure is the life of any party!

- “Was Baker engaging in carnal acts on the bar again?” Asked Kid Not-Doc Anya. Gag us! We sure hope he hasn’t been caught doing that in the past!

- ” I’m pretty happy with good hands, a good butt and a well-stocked fridge.” Mad Cow Kazzy on what she likes in a man.

- ” I’d like my jello now, and this is how I want it prepared.  Prepare the jello mixture in a large bowl.  Go into the walk in fridge in the kitchen, then place both your boobs into it until the jello congeals.  Then bring it out to me.” Evidently Brale Brother Baker has found a new love in brale jello.

- “Read the gossip blogs for the evidence — confusing and generally short-lived.” Awesome Alain when asked about his personal life.

- “There is sexual maturity, and there is mental maturity.  Most reach the former way before the latter.  And some never reach the latter at all.  Case in pont. ” Kid Not-Doc Anya in reference to the Dread Pirate Robert! Ha!

- “Will you just shut up and drink yourself stupider?” Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell to Brale Brother Baker. We’re not entirely sure that’s possible.

- “Damn, Smalls! You’re squealing like a school girl in health class. The day they show the tape about what happens to the boys.” There’s got to be some sort of medication for Mad Cow Kazzy’s very special brand of verbal diarrhea.

Edited: April 27th, 2009