Back Behind the Bar Friday!

Merchant Antonio was back behind the bar Friday night at the Red Dragon Inn! We love it when he’s serving up some of those fantastic mixed drinks! Friday night he had a bowl of some sort of alcoholic punch that, as usual, was a big hit with the patrons. Our sources say that they noticed nothing the least bit romantic towards his interactions with Not-Doc Anya! Please say that he’s wised up! Maybe he can still win Chief Mischief Maker Eless’s heart!

Her other man, Alper, was present and was showing her quite a bit of attention. This whole situation is ridiculous! You can bash us all you want for our opinion. However, if it was a man having a relationship with two women the way that Not-Doc Anya is having a relationship with two men, the very same people who find this acceptable would not find the other acceptable. We would tell those women to wise up and get out of the relationship so we will tell these men the very same thing!

Evidently there’s something up with Manly Mason’s health! Prof. Jolyon was overheard by our sources quizzing him at length on it. Unfortunately, we have few answers for you. If the looks of Doc Eva are any sign, it’s not good. She’s been seen looking awfully tired and ragged the past several days. We sure hope he’s okay! They were joined also by Real Estate Mogul Rena who looked awfully chummy with Prof. Jolyon as they chatted intimately together. Are we finally seeing some progression here?

Oh, Lord! Playboy Shane really needs to be locked up until his hormones even out. He was overheard telling She-Devil Aja that every woman needs a “critical wardrobe malfunction”. No, no, dear. That’s what you want from every woman. It is most certainly not what they need. He was a lot less randy when he had that secret girlfriend. Somebody needs to start hooking up with him again.

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Let the Games Begin Thursday!

We hear that the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet early Thursday night but that didn’t stop our sources from catching sight of AJ and Stas together again! The hot young doctor is becoming quite the talk of the town we hear. Who can blame AJ for falling so hard for him so quickly??? She certainly has good taste. Sink your claws into him fast, girlfriend! His star is on the rise!

We hear that later into the night Stas came quite close to punching Brale Brother Reap. We know, we know. How is someone wanting to punch B.B. Reap in the nose newsworthy??? Well, what was entertaining to us was that B.B. Reap actually offered to let him so that Stas could impress his girl! HILARIOUS! What these guys don’t realize is that by even speaking back to B.B. Reap they give him exactly what he wants!

Not-Doc Anya was asking Simmering Sivanna what she should wear to make a room full of men drool. Doesn’t N-D Anya have enough men??? There’s a point where “girl power” goes too far. This is it. Unfortunately, Simmering Sivanna gave her some good advice.  Simmering Sivanna really should use her sultry powers for good, not evil! Isn’t there a good-hearted bookworm somewhere in RhyDin that she can give such advice to???

Speaking of which, Real Estate Mogul Rena was seen chatting up her friend’s man, Brale Brother Reap. For a good girl, R.E.M. Rena certainly does spend a good deal of time with some unsavory characters. She and B.B. Reap seem awfully tight. We have to wonder if R.E.M. Rena doesn’t have a thing for one of her best friends’ man! B.B. Reap spent most of his evening attempting to convince her to go on another sailing expedition with them. We had no idea they were planning another! Let the games begin!

The lovely S’jira was discussing her beading with another in the same field. We hear that after Sex Pot Kitty’s wedding, her work is becoming increasingly in high demand! We’re betting the fact that by this time next year you won’t be able to have a respectable wedding in this city without your wedding gown having spent significant time in S’jira’s hands! The woman is amazing!

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Smutty Wednesday!

We totally have to agree with Intern Pain in the Ass! Ballerina Katarina is insanely HAWT! And we’re absolutely sure that her new, grown-up look has to be credited to her fashion designer boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke! The pair were seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn and the RhyDin Theatre and Opera House’s star was ROCKING a cream dress with a delicate orange blossom print! Her and L.B.B. Locke were inseparable!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Drooooling Tuesday!

We hear that there was a Stitch spotting Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He was seen chatting with the fabulous Maeve and asking her if her man Ethan has been behaving himself. We heard that Maeve was quick to say that he was indeed and that she seemed quite taken by him. We almost wish that he wasn’t. Wouldn’t it be FANTASTIC to see Stitch go all over protective big brother on Ethan’s ass!!! We do have to admit that we are awfully glad that he’s making Maeve happy.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s husband (yeah, we still can’t believe it either), Dakota, was spotted strutting his stuff on into the Inn laaaate Tuesday night. We hear that he had given up hope on his wife coming back into town and was consoling himself on PAARTY Girl Chase’s shoulder! You heard us right, Reality Check Brandon! He seemed pretty broken up that TRASH-tastic Jade “left him”. He wasn’t upset enough not to be droooooling over P.G. Chase, though! Interestingly enough, we just got a letter a day or two ago from TRASH-tastic Jade herself saying she was back in town! Only time will tell how this will work itself out!

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Degree Monday!

Playboy Shane was overheard explaining the point of his newspaper to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee Monday night. From what we gather “The Enabler” allows people to self-promote through interviews and respond to whatever is being said about them in the tabloids. WHATEVER! We know the real point of the newspaper is to help Playboy Shane meet more and more women. He certainly seems to interview an awful lot of them! We wonder what percentage of his interviews occur between the sheets!

Our sources say Derby Girl Sami announced to Brale Brother Reap that she got her degree! Wow. An educated woman. We would be impressed if we weren’t sure that D.G. Sami will find a way to waste all that intelligence. For example, she spent most of the evening flirting it up with the wide variety of men that made up the patrons of the Inn on that particular night. She’ll get drunk and knocked up just like all the others and we’ll be disappointed at the waste. Perhaps she’ll be the exception but we’re not holding our breath. Congratulations for whatever it’s worth, Sami.

Minstrel Soerl was seen chatting it up with his old friend Adel at the bar. We hear that Adel questioned him as to when he and Luscious Lydia would be making little ones to keep M. Soerl’s young daughter company. According to Soerl, there are no little rugrats in his future! WHAT?!?! We’re awfully surprised that he is ruling out children so decisively. We hear that he didn’t look all too happy about the prospect. Iiiiinteresting!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien was seen chatting with young Lirssa. Perhaps he will be a good influence on her because girls that age really shouldn’t run around so completely unescorted. That’s just the sort of wild child that really turns into one of these shot-pounding bad girls that fill up the Inn. However, if anyone can turn around a wayward child it would be Lucky Lawyer Lucien!

FLAWLESS Koy and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen discussing the fashion biz Monday night in the Outback. How FANTASTIC and scandalous would it be if FLAWLESS Koy and L.B.B. Locke had an affair with one another??? They would be the hands-down, no questions asked best dressed couple in RhyDin! But, alas, the conversation was not the least bit romantic. Thus, we are forced to only see this happen in our imaginary game of RhyDin — The Soap Opera!

Edited: May 25th, 2009