Very, Very Ugly Tuesday!

Poor, poor, Kid Not-Doc Anya! It’s such a long, long fall from the golden pedestal that your high-powered friends have placed you on, is it not??? We hear that she was in such a tizzy over that article on the Riverview Clinic. There were certainly some very revealing items in it! According to our sources, it’s water cooler fodder all over the city! Her girlfriends are NOT allowing it to go quietly into the night.

We hear that She-Devil Aja was even offering to threaten/hurt some of the article’s sources! OMG! How awful! This is exactly the sort of thing that is causing us to think that there might be some truth to that article! Why threaten people if they’re not telling the truth? Why not just disprove what they’re saying? We HATE harrassment of whistle-blowers!

This is starting to get very, very ugly!

For two people who act like they don’t like each other an awful lot, Deliciously Sinful Sin and Awful Ali spend quite a bit of time together! The pair were seen at the bar Tuesday night as Awful Ali talked about the KILLER hangover he had woken up with. Naughty, naughty! There was some maaaad flirting between the two as they started in on a new night of drinking. Wowzers! Now THAT would be a HAWT couple!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was in raaaare form Tuesday night WHICH WE LOVE!!! We hear that was seen giving Prof. Jolyon a hard time about his many appearances in our publication, talking up Captain Sassy Pants Eve’s beauty, and teasing Manly Mason! We wonder what’s gotten into her! All of her trouble making came to a screeching halt when her man, Connar, walked through the door. The pair only had eyes for one another and were seen engaged in a hush hush conversation.

Edited: May 4th, 2009

The Juice Monday!

We hear that Awful Ali was seen sharing a meal with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. He evidently cooked up some pasta for the two of them and they sat on the couch chatting and enjoying their meal together. While we don’t think that Psycho Skid has anything to worry about when it comes to Deliciously Sinful Sin, we wouldn’t say the same for Awful Ali! Any man that cooks for your woman is a man to watch out for!

Aly was in a stressed out tizzy over her duties for Beltane and finding something appropriate to wear! We do have to admit that she was a rather…. unusual choice but this is RhyDin! But, then again, there wasn’t a virginal choice among the final candidates! An Alternative May Queen it is! It is a shame that Deliciously Sinful Sin didn’t win. He’s always the bridesmaid and never the bride it seems!

Darcy, Eleanor, and Saucy Serena were busy upending shot glasses when they were interrupted by Prof. Jolyon who wanted a word with Saucy Serena. We hear that what followed was quite the terse discussion between the two on her bad behavior! Perhaps Prof. Jolyon will FINALLY realize that bad girls will never be anything but bad girls! Real Estate Mogul Rena was there to support him just as she always is. If only we could do the matchmaking in this city! It would be a much better place! It’s time to get to work, Chief Mischief Maker Eless! We told you that this was your mess to fix!

Reap’s certainly getting a lot of attention these days! He was seeing hanging out with two women — Darcy and May — that supposedly have boyfriends but seem to spend a lot of time flirting with Reap. We hear that while Darcy and Reap were busy talking about getting busy, May was trying to quiz Reap on Badsider Princess PJ’s whereabouts. Reeeeaaaally??? She seems awfully concerned about the Badsider spokesmodel ever since she found out how much her boyfriend, Randy Rix, is still hung up over her. Exs of that fine piece of female specimen are ruined for women for the rest of their lives! After B.P. PJ how do you go back to normal women???

We hear that Kid Not-Doc Anya told Lirssa that the hold up in her union with Merchant Antonio isn’t her! It’s him!!! It seems that he’s dragging his feet walking down the aisle. FINALLY A MAN WITH SOME SENSE!!! We know that a lot of the city is up in arms about the article on the Riverview Clinic but… come on! It made some sense! K.N-D. Anya can’t possibly be making enough money to keep herself in all the designer clothing she’s wearing (and if she is making that sort of money SOMEBODY needs to be keeping better track of the donations being spent at the Clinic). Clearly, she’s not at all unhappy with the lifestyle that Merchant Antonio provides. If we were him, we’d wait a good long time to make sure she’s not in it for the money.

Evidently VeeJay quit her job because she was NOT pleased with the investigative piece on Riverview Clinic. WHATEVER! She’s probably just mad jealous. We hear that she was overheard saying that the Gossip GangSTAR was not a REAL newspaper. Hasn’t she heard? Newspapers are dead! People don’t want real news. They want sensationalism! They want the JUICE without the FRUIT! We are the juice!

Edited: May 4th, 2009