Another Chick Friday

Another day, another chick for Reality Check Brandon! He certainly seems to get around these days, doesn’t he? We hear that it was a new girl named Charley that he was seen cuddling up to Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Maybe he just needs to spend some time being young and wild. We love when the naughty boys of RhyDin start sewing their wild oats! It means lots of great juicy gossip for us!

It seems like it’s official! Kid Not-Doc Anya was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty that Therapist Chryrie has definitely decided to take a position at Riverview Clinic! We just KNOW that Therapist Chryrie will open up the books to an independent auditor so that donors can confirm that their hard earned money is going to the city’s poor and not being spent on filling K.N-D. Anya’s closet! Therapist Chryrie’s new job title will be Director of Administration! We sure hope she can keep K.N-D. Anya in line!

Oh no! There’s evidently ANOTHER Dread Pirate Kidd. This one’s name is Bridget and, yes, she’s female. And, yes, she’s just as sleazy as the rest of them! We hear that she strutted herself into the Inn Friday night and kissed several men, including Brale Brother Reap, right in front of her brothers. In fact, they don’t seem the least bit disturbed by her behavior. In fact, they almost seem proud of her. Wow.

Edited: May 7th, 2009

New Director Thursday!

The one thing that always remains true about the Red Dragon Inn is that there will always be a hussy at the bar who is easy on the eyes and just as easy to get into bed! Lilli was playing that role Thursday night as she sat belly up to the bar hitting on a mystery man that appeared to be about twice her age. Of course, looks can be decieving here in RhyDin. Yet, we have to wonder if that Lilli has some unresolved daddy issues. No word yet on who the man was but we’re keeping an eye out for him.

Talk of the town was on the Beltane celebration the night before, of course! VeeJay was overheard asking about how much money was raised for Riverview Clinic. She-devil Aja had no idea and Kid Not-Doc Anya quickly said it had been deposited without giving further details in regards to how much was raised! This is reeeeaaaally starting to sound fishy to us! Where is all that money going??? And K.N-D. Anya certainly has some very nice clothes and jewelry, no??? We urge you all not to give ANOTHER DIME to Riverview Clinic until the administrators open up their books to an independent audit of their accounts!

Perhaps things are looking up there, however. We hear that K.N-D. Anya was discussing the potential of hiring Therapist Chryrie on as director of the Clinic! That would be fantastic!!! Finally, a straight, trustworthy arrow to keep an eye on the spending and donations! We don’t trust K.N-D Anya as far as we can throw her but T. Chryrie gets a big thumbs up in our book. We sure hope this goes through and that she gets to work as soon as possible!

Prof. Jolyon did NOT like Brale Brother Reap hitting on his lady, Real Estate Mogul Rena, Thursday night! He was seen shooting quite a few dirty looks Reap’s way. Well, the answer as to who has caught his heart is quite clear, isn’t it??? The two definitely seem awfully interested in one another. We wonder which one will finally get up the nerve to make the first move!!! In fact, we should take bets on the matter and there definitely should be the option that both will fail miserably at attempting to gather their resolve!

Edited: May 7th, 2009

Beltane!

Our favorite night to be a citizen of RhyDin is Beltane! Nobody knows how to welcome spring like this city welcomes spring! Every year the celebration is big, bold, and absolutely wild. This year was no exception! The Southern Glen was the place for the festivities and it was decked out like a scene straight out of a romantic fantasy! Faerie lights lit the path (while creating quite a few dark nooks for people to slip off into) and musicians played throughout the night!

A fabulous time was had by all!

RhyDin made an interesting pick for it’s May Queen this year! But who can really be surprised that this city went for an alternative sort of May Queen. Fierce Aly was chosen for the honor and she did not disappoint! The one thing we know to expect from her is that she is who she is. She didn’t even bother to play the role of the virginal, sweet May Queen. Even her completely over the top blue gown which clung in all the right places (and that she completely WORKED) set the tone that she was no ordinary May Queen. She was accompanied by her looooong time hubby to be, Wolv, who served as Green Man! When are these two going to get married, by the way???

Drum roll, please! Best dressed couple of the night goes to…… Lil’ Boy Blue Locke and Ballerina Katarina! HANDS FREAKIN’ DOWN!!! They were absolutely HAWT in their gear. We never would have guessed we would have given the award to a pair in such a surprising lack of color but what they did, they did well! The bold black and gray floral pattern creeping up L.B.B. Locke’s white tux jacket was absolutely stunning and the same pattern mirrored on B. Katarina’s white dress was fantastic. We loved her relaxed style of hair which toned down the formal tone of the dress. Fantastic looking couple! Bravo!

Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell looked DROP. DEAD. GORGEOUS. We hate to admit it. We’re literally choking on the words but the girl was HAWT! Whomever designed that dress deserves a big pat on the back and she should get major props for choosing something so original and so very her! Her ex, the Dread Pirate Stephen, did show up and our sources were absolutely STUNNED that she accepted his offer of a dance. We’re not stunned but we are very, very disappointed! We thought L.M.A.M. Jewell was waaaay stronger than that! Hopefully, she’ll remember why she kicked him to the curb in the first place.

What would a celebration be without Queen of Class Sylvia and her youngings? We hear that all three were in attendance and were having a grand time. They only stayed for a bit as Q.O.C. Sylvia made sure to cart them off before the adults began causing too much trouble! We hear that they all headed off to Prof. Jolyon’s for a party of their own!

Brale Brothers Baker and Reap were trying awfully hard to get a young unsuspecting woman to go off with them into the privacy of the bushes. A pair of classy, classy men, no??? Derby Girl Sami was one of their targets and she was not following them into any brush any time soon! Thank the Lord! Word has it that she looked stunning and almost unrecognizable for the celebration in very becoming sleek dress. At least those two boys have some good taste!

Merchant Antonio was making the rounds to say hello to the lovely ladies that were gathered! He paid particular attention to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and her saucy knee-length dress of green and white with bold black stripes. We hear that he certainly liked the dress! We’re definitely starting to feel some tension between Merchant Antonio and Kid Not-Doc Anya who showed as well in a flirty number. We would not be the least bit surprised if Merchant Antonio found himself in his dear old friend SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s arms!

Further proof that Reality Check Brandon has moved on! He was seen asking Lilli to dance and she certainly didn’t waste any time accepting the offer. He was also seen cutting glances towards the pretty Niamh. We hear that Niamh has a man but when has that ever stopped any man in RhyDin from moving in on a unescorted female???

Yours truly told Awesome Alain and Deliciously Sinful Sin to cause some trouble and they certainly didn’t disappoint! The girls were in a tizzy over just how smashing they both looked (Alain in a well-tailored khaki suit and Sin paired a dark suit jacket with jeans) but these two weren’t looking for a woman to play arm candy for the evening! While Awesome Alain was in the kissing booth, D.S. Sin dropped a gold coin and got QUITE THE SMOOOOCH! No lie! How fan-freaking-tastic! THAT IS EXACTLY WHY WE LOVE THOSE TWO MEN!!!! We hear the criticism that we go too easy on them but they NEVER EVER EVER EVER fail to entertain us! A standing ovation!

Now we love Doc Eva. We really do. But would it be too much to ask her to be happy??? It’s Beltane for Pete’s sake! You attended with one of the hottest men in RhyDin in Manly Mason! As usual, she remained uptight and quiet. To make matters worse, the dress she wore had a beautiful flirty cut BUT IT WAS IN GRAY!!! It’s a celebration of spring, Doc Eva. Green, blue, yellow, white! Anything but drab old gray! We’re almost starting to wonder if she’s actually trying to get Manly Mason to break up with her. She actually KISSED Awesome Alain (who was manning the kissing booth at the time) right in front of Manly Mason!!! Wow. Is A. Awesome stupid or does he simply have a death wish???

As for Cougar Patrol, She-devil Aja was seen hugging up on Randy Rix. Yeah, yeah. We know these two are old, old friends but we’re not buying that She-devil Aja is a one man kind of girl. We just KNOW she’s got a little action on the side and Randy Rix is certainly the sort that would be more than willing to play boy toy! Sivanna was off with Neo trying to land Kid Not-Doc Anya in the dunking booth. We’re not sure what’s going on between this magical pair but we don’t really think Sivanna is all that into him. We’ll have to wait and see! We hear that Sivanna’s gaze strayed to Old Man Tass as he walked around NAKED!!! Ewwww! Not surprising. Not the least bit surprising.

Awful Ali is quite the little man whore!!! We’re not entirely sure what has gotten into him. He was seen flirting it up with a number of lovely ladies. Chief Mischief Maker Eless who was in a fab white dress with blue and purple floral print seems to be one of his favorites! However, he was also seen laying a smoooooch on the lovely Eleanor. Perhaps Awful Ali has been spending a bit too much time with D.S. Sin!

Edited: May 7th, 2009