A Personal Message Monday!

We’re going to start our summary of Monday night’s news with a personal message to Misguided Hina. We do love you. Really we do. We always thought you the most together of the Booze Sisters. However, this Dread Pirate Robert thing has got to stop! In fact, your behavior over the past six months has got to stop! What has happened to you since your friends left town/got married/got busy??? Letting a pirate spend time with your daughter like you did Monday night is simply not acceptable! You’re a mother! It’s time to pull yourself up by your boot straps and take a good long look at yourself.

We really, really hope that helped.

OMG, kids! Say it ain’t so??? We were really starting to dig this Devon guy but he’s rushing off into a relationship! We know the women of RhyDin are hawt but can’t you men show just a little restraint??? Devon was heard telling his sister AJ that he and Charley are ALREADY looking for their own place. Yes, we’re sure that after a week of dating the girl you know her well enough to know that you’d make great life partners. We wouldn’t even take on a roommate without knowing them for at least a month! We almost hope that she moves in, steals all his valuables, and then dumbs him for a guy named ‘Boomer’.

OMG, will it ever end??? Our sources report back to us that Saucy Serena and Prof. Jolyon had a very terse conversation that neared argument status at a private table Monday night. Not much of the conversation was overheard but our sources caught enough to believe that the root of the issue was…. Lirssa??? What in the world does Prof. Jolyon’s pupil have to do with any of this??? We could have sworn it would be about his very warm “friendship” with Real Estate Mogul Rena but we hear that it most certainly was not.

Speaking of odd pairings, we hear that Elite Eleanor was seen spending time alone with Brale Brother Reap!!! How crazy is that??? We’re not the only ones that seem to have sat up and taken notice of Elite Eleanor’s massive HAWTNESS factor. She seems to be getting quite a lot of attention from men. If B.B. Reap is serious about getting with her he better put on his game face!

Don’t you think that Deliciously Sinful Sin should probably stay away from the Many Faces of Fio??? We’re not sure which Fio she was Monday night but she certainly was a bit out of it. Actually, we suppose that she doesn’t have very many friends that it’s safe to be around at all. Seriously, which of M.F.O. Fio’s friends would you let babysit your child??? D.S. Sin??? Sullen Sal??? Awful Ali??? Psycho Skid??? OMG no, hell no, probably  not, and not even for ten seconds! If  M.F.O. Fio’s ever going to get better she has got to start with surrounding herself with better folks!

Posted: May 16th, 2009 under Daily Gossip.
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