OMG! Letter of the Weeeeeeek!

There’s really nothing more to say about the following than a big, gigantic OMG! Oh, and we always knew that Merchant Antonio is “well-endowed”! What a slutty, slutty girl!

Dear Mr. Franco,

I would appreciate it if you would refrain from writing anymore libel about my romantic partner, Maranya Valkonan, Chief of Staff of Riverview Clinic, who I am sure you know is also romantically involved with Antonio Falconne. I am offended by these accusations and the way you imply she is bad company and spending money on expensive clothing. It is mean and hurtful and injuring to her image. In case you have forgotten or were unaware, she is dating two well endowed men and we DO spoil her.

On a secondary note, she loves that clinic and she has a strong desire to help people, why would she ruin that? She does not need the money given what Antonio and I provide her, so please, get your facts straight. If anyone has damaged that clinic, you should talk to the ex-Director. Anya has put in a lot of time and effort, and even more with his absence I am sure. I trust you to write her the apology she is due. Or else.

Regards,
Alper Ergin II
Koç Holding CEO
Town Square, Rhy’Din

Posted: May 13th, 2009 under Letters.
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