The Return of a Classy Broad Sunday!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Amber were seen trying to lure some poor unsuspecting sap away from the hearth to sit with them at the bar Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We’re not entirely sure what they were up to but the idea of SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Amber working together for a common goal is sort of frightening! Thankfully, it didn’t last long as Amber became distracted when she spotted Darcy at the bar. It seems that Amber has a wee bit of a crush on Darcy’s woman-crazy brother! She was overheard calling him “handsome” and asking Darcy to tell him that she said hello. Iiiinteresting! Certainly not the type we would have thought she’d go for!

The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker seemed all out of sorts Sunday night. We’re not at all sure what got into him but he did not look the least bit comfortable in his own skin. Can he STILL be getting over Doc Eva??? She’s pretty but she’s not life-altering HAWT! Come on, man! Get a grip! We hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless had some consoling words for him but T.W.H.T. Tucker still took off pretty abruptly. Odd.

Queen of Class Sylvia was seen in the Inn! Swooooon! We fully admit that we’re not the least bit an unbiased media source. If Q.O.C. Sylvia asked yours truly to run away with her, nothing would stop that glorious union! Our dream woman caught up with her dear friend C.M.M. Eless and discussed the trials and tribulations of being a mom. We’d so love to be adopted by her!

Maybe we’ve been wrong the past couple months about which half of the Tucker/Eva relationship is having a hard time getting over the break-up because T.W.H.T. Tucker was looking mopey Sunday night and when Doc Eva came in with Manly Mason she was all smiles! The pair playfully chatted up their friends including Our Darling Taneth and C.M.M. Eless. They both seemed in fantastic spirits! Rumor has it that their good mood stems from the news that they just moved out of the Inn and into a place of their own.

Interestingly enough, our sources have been reporting back to us that Doc Eva’s new BFF is none other than Jalleia! Don’t remember her??? Well, she splashed into gossip papers early last year for a relationship with Alex and a very public feud with his ex. Very classy broad if we remember correctly!

Prof. Jolyon was looking a bit rough Sunday night. It seems that he was in quite a state over the continued disappearance of Lil’ Lirssa and the arrest of Saucy Serena. C.M.M. Eless and his “gal pal” Real Estate Mogul Rena were on hand to distract him from the bad news.  We can’t really feel all that bad for him, though. When you keep company with trouble-makers, trouble will come your way and you’ll have not a soul to blame but yourself!

Edited: June 9th, 2009