Spray For Dragons Wednesday!

Ugh! Gag us with a freaking spoon!

We hate to say anything vaguely positive about Slimy Doc Anya and her merry band of Yes Women but…. we do love Marvelous Mira. It seems that the group held a party in the Red Dragon Inn to celebrate her being released from the hospital. We still have very few details in regards to the reason behind her stay but we’re working diligently on it. She was still in a wheelchair Wednesday night and interestingly enough it was not True pushing the chair. We hear that it was a gentleman by the name of Darius! Iiiinteresting. We knew that True should have married that girl when he had the chance.

She Devil Aja was present and accounted for. Also of note, we’re hearing some wild rumors about her love life. We cannot substantiate them and, you know us, we ALWAYS make sure a story is true before we print it! Of course, Slimy Doc Anya was there and being escorted with Boy Toy #1 Antonio. How the mighty bachelor has sunk! It makes us sad to see him regulated to purse carrier. This is the man behind Passion, people!!! We’re POSITIVE that S.D. Anya is drugging him.

Aw! Poor dear sweet Cutie Carley was overheard asking Head of the Clan Johnny if he had seen any of her former boyfriend. H.O.T.C. Johnny’s answer was not what Cutie Carley wanted to hear. We hate to tell her but we have had NO recent spottings of him. We do so hope these two get back together. Our love for Cutie Carley is never ending. There’s always a blue feather plume topped pen with her name on it her at the Den!

OMG! We’re guessing that May and Randy Rix are no longer together! The little jello tramp was seen laying QUITE the smooch on Neo and telling him that she wanted to do body shots off of him! Wow. That girl must have been TOASTY! Neo actually appeared a bit frightened. We hear that She Devil Aja promised to protect him from those scary jello girls. Niiiice, girls. Real nice. Scare the poor boy, why don’t you???

Oh, Lord. We TOLD the Gov and TOLD the Gov that he should use his little flying army to spray for dragons but nobody ever listens to us! And now look! Icer is pregnant again and about to unleash another squadron of her young on the unsuspecting public. She was seen along with her husband, Aurthur, enjoying the festivities of Mira’s party. Somebody really needs to track Aurthur down and neuter him. Enough is enough, people!

Seeing Prof. Jolyon and Ballerina Katarina all cozy at the bar over a bottle of win makes us wonder yet again why these two are now seeing other people! They definitely have some fine chemistry and similar interests. We wouldn’t be surprised at all if eventually they do end up in one another’s arms! Somebody should clue in Real Estate Mogul Rena and Lil’ Boy Blue Locke that they better keep those two away from one another!

Edited: June 14th, 2009

Heart-to-Heart Tuesday!

Booo! Booo say we! We have always been one of Lucky Lawyer Lucien’s biggest fans (come on, he’s HAWT) but we have to admit that we are quite disappointed with him. It seems that thanks to his hard work, Not-Doc Anya is now Doc Anya again. Bleh! How can anyone trust this woman? She’s as slimy and over the top as they come! All the gawdy jewelry! The dating two men! Needless to say there was no mirrored celebration in the Den of Gossip as Slimy Doc Anya and her close knit band of Yes Women were doing in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night. We hear that the champagne (we’re sure it wasn’t the cheap stuff and we’re sure that Slimy Doc Anya wasn’t paying) was flowing freely and that Topaz, She-Devil Aja, Michiko, and True were all imbibing of it.

Whatever.

We hear that some new girl was seen chatting up Awful Ali! Our sources say she definitely seemed to be trying to have a heart-to-heart. He’s certainly got something that the womenfolk like! Unfortunately for her, Awful Ali only had eyes for… Deliciously Sinful Sin! Oh, come on! He’ll be the first to tell you that nobody can look elsewhere once they’ve had an eye full of D.S. Sin! The pair of men were in fine decadent form, sharing a bottle of tequila and some of their typical chatter.

As usual, Awesome Alain was attracting quite the number of female admirers in his brief time in the bar! The man of many jobs continues to be one of the most sought after bachelors in RhyDin despite his well documented womanizing ways! He was seen hanging out at the bar with Chief Mischief Maker Eless, Lucky Lawyer Lucien, and with the recently jailed Saucy Serena on his arm. Iiiinteresting! He does like the bad girls! We hear that C.M.M. Eless, L.L. Lucien, and A. Alain all were busy talking business. There’s something really HAWT about that!

Alright! We’ve seen enough! It’s been a while but we’ve got to bring back the “Sluttacious” moniker and give it to…. DARCY!!! That girl is NO GOOD! She’s got way too many men eating out of her dainty little hands these days. It certainly doesn’t help her cause that she’s the ringleader of those awful jello girls…. so SLUTTACIOUS Darcy it is! It has a nice ring to it! So what sent us over the edge??? We hear that she and Playboy Shane were doing some serious flirting Tuesday night at the bar. He’s definitely always seemed to have a bit of a thing for her!

Edited: June 14th, 2009