A Stinger Thursday!
Our sources reported back to us that The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali seemed to be playing out some sort of classic porn movie Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Okay, so there was no full frontal nudity but there were some really corny lines about a plumber coming to lay pipe. Really, we can’t complain about these two. On the adorable scale, they’ve officially reached pinch-a-baby’s-cheek level. Awful Ali is actually starting to grow on us! We hear that Deliciously Sinful Sin was not so impressed. We hear that he was seen rolling his eyes at the corny lines. Oh, come on, D.S. Sin! You know you love it!
D.S. Sin wasn’t without his own bout of icky cuteness for the night! We hear that for the first time in what seems like FOREVER he was spotted with Sullen Sal! We were starting to wonder if these two were still together. Sullen Sal has been spending a lot of time in the dueling venues and D.S. Sin has been seen spending a lot of time alone with bottles of alcohol. It certainly didn’t put any rumors to rest when our sources spotted them having a pretty intense argument in the Inn.
We hear that later into the night Psycho Skid walked in while T.M.F.O. Fio and Awful Ali were necking. A bit later, T.M.F.O. Fio were seen having a very frank discussion. Awkward, much??? It’s a bit sad actually. Psycho Skid FINALLY gave up his bad behavior and started acting like a grown man…. just in time to be dumped for Awful Ali! That’s got to sting!
What do you know? SLUTTACIOUS Darcy and Playboy Shane belly up to the bar and together once again. And FINALLY the pair began discussing the possibility of the two of them going out on a date. It’s about freaking time! This friendship has all the makings of one HAWT and SPICEY summer fling! By the end of August one or the other of them will cheat and it will make for a FANTASTIC blow-up of a break-up. Let’s get it started!
It seemed to be the night of strung out RhyDin Princesses. Redhead Princess Tara was talking to some doll and seemed quite confused about her own life. She wasn’t too confused to miss out on saying some not so nice things about her husband to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, though. And Badsider Princess PJ was looking ROUGH! When did she get so fugly??? We sure hope that there’s no Red Orc Brewery photo shoots coming up soon or else they’re going to need to get a SERIOUS make-up artist… and maybe a touch-up artist as well! We’re not exactly sure what’s going on in her life but she needs HELP! Quickly!
Edited: June 15th, 2009