Not Surprised Sunday!

Well, well, well! Things went from being awfully chummy between SLUTTACIOUS Darcy and her new guy, Drake, to being awfully hostile! The pair were overheard arguing in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night while Lilli did her best to stay clear of being dragged into the fray! To keep out of it, Lilli turned her attention on The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker! We’re still not sure what we think of this girl but she DEFINITELY has good taste! Lilli seemed interested and T.W.H.T. Tucker was stumbling over himself like a fool. So cute!

Grumbling Grem was looking ROUGH! He evidently took quite the beat down but unfortuantely we have no details on exactly what happen. We’re working on it double time for you, though! His injuries did not stop him from being able to mack on his girl, Mad Kazzy! We’re pretty certain that it would take death to keep him from kissing on her. He’s awfully randy it seems!

Venom Vinny was seen with yet another woman whom we don’t know. We would learn her name but they come and go out of his life too quickly for us to bother! If she’s still hanging out with him next week, we’ll get our sources on it. Anyway, it seems that this particular young woman works at the Riverview Clinic and Venom Vinny was trying to get her to give him a tour of the joint. Maybe the questions that have been looming over the Clinic have finally got one of the Clinic’s most generous contributors thinking! We do so hope so! Venom Vinny is usually one to use his head and not blindly trust like the rest of the Clinic’s sheep!

It seems jail has not done Saucy Serena good! She’s been seen looking quite ill since her release. Sunday night she was in the company of Prof. Jolyon briefly. We do so hope that he can help bring stability to her life! We hear that his girl, Real Estate Mogul Rena, was keeping her distance from the pair. Maybe she doesn’t want to associate with the criminal! Interesting, no???

Now this is starting to not become news we repeat it so often but The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker was seen down in the dumps AGAIN! We sure hope this is not STILL about Doc Eva. The girl’s cute but she’s not worth all this melodrama that’s for sure! Queen of Class Sylvia was seen trying to cheer him up and inviting him out to her home to play with her children. WHAT?!?! T.W.H.T. Tucker gets an invitation and we don’t??? We’re hurt, Q.O.C. Sylvia! HURT!

Our biggest fan Cutie Carley was in the Inn laaaate into the night trying to write us a letter. We’re not sure what it was about. We really wish that she’d stop by the Den of Gossip! We miss her cute little self! Anyway, we hear that Ehz was there as well and suggested a variety of nicknames for addressing the letter to yours truly, including Pinkoodle Fluff, Farfenpooter, Hot Dogacuss. We do have to admit that Farfenpooter is starting to grow on us!

Our Darling Taneth and Overlord Tormay were seen cuddled up in the Inn late into Sunday night discussing some last minute details for their wedding! Friday, June 26th! You MUST be there! Yours truly will DEFINITELY be stopping by for a dance with the bride! Wouldn’t miss it for the WORLD! Rekah is evidently super excited. Speaking of starting to grow on us, that cutie most certainly is becoming one of our fast favorites! Adorable!

Wow. We’re so not surprised. It seems that She-Devil Aja has dumped her babies’ daddy and moved on to another man. Get this! He’s a Kidd! No lie! Another Dirty Pirate Brother Padriq was seen all over S-D Aja including grabbing her booty. Classy, girl! Real classy! We hear that A.D.P.B. Padriq is not a fan. Again, we’re not surprised.  We give this relationship three months. They’ll marry and divorce before the first snow!

Edited: June 19th, 2009

Preparing for June 26th Saturday!

Jokin’ Jochin certainly has some unusual taste in women, no??? We hear that in the early evening hours of Saturday night he was seen in the Red Dragon Inn chatting and smoking with an unusual young Inn resident named Zoe. The girl’s a bit freaky but we suppose if there’s a common thread among the women that share Jokin’ Jochin’s bed, it would be that they’re all a bit on the freaky side. Whatever floats your boat, buddy! You’re in the right town if you like them freaky!

What we wouldn’t give to have Awful Ali make us a meal! We hear that the dinner he put together for himself and the lovely Many Faces of Fio smelled AMAZING! The pair didn’t seem to have eyes for anyone but one another. That pair is really falling hard for one another it seems! We’re actually a wee bit worred for Awful Ali. We hope he doesn’t forget that as beautiful as T.M.F.O. Fio is, she’s also completely BONKERS!

Den Mama Sid was behind the bar! You do know that we love when she’s at work! We hear that she was quite a bit distracted Saturday night. She was seen whispering in hushed towards with Awesome Alain and company. Uh oh. You know when those two have their heads close together there is trouble a-coming! We’re sure that whatever is going on, they will handle it. After all, who would dare fight the combined forces of Den Mama Sid and Awesome Alain???

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was hard at work with Real Estate Mogul Rena and Queen of Class Sylvia as her sounding board trying to find a way to make the inn smell better! Ha! Maybe they should start by cleaning out all the old moldy sandwiches in the Lost and Found! Next they should give the Brale Brothers baths. If anyone can find a way, it would be C.M.M. Eless! We are sure of that!

We totally HEART Our Darling Taneth! She was overheard by our sources asking Awesome Alain if he would be a  “maid of the bride” in her upcoming wedding. Love it! Awesome Alain politely declined and, of course, C.M.M. Eless mentioned just how much she’d like to see him in a dress! We have to admit we’d like to see his legs as well! Intern Beauty is putting money down on A. Alain having chicken legs. That would totally ruin our fantasy of him! Evidently Rekah has already agreed to be a bridesmaid and if O.D. Taneth is going to have any more, she better get a move on it! The wedding is Friday, June 26th! We’re over the MOON excited for it!

Prof. Jolyon and Real Estate Mogul Rena were seen flirting up much of the night! The pair had their heads together at the bar before joinging their favorite couple, Manly Mason and Doc Eva, by the hearth. What an interesting pair of opposite couples! Prof. Jolyon and R.E.M. Rena are too in control of their emotions while Manly Mason and Doc Eva have no control of their emotions. We have no idea what has made these two couples so darn close!

Edited: June 19th, 2009