Lil’ Bit of Odd Thursday!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night with a ice cream float! She was overheard saying that she had a lot of thinking to do and was oddly quiet. After doing her “thinking”, she spent the rest of the night working off her drink by doing dishes. Is that young woman ever supervised??? We do love her spirit and are excited to work with her in combining our efforts for the children of RhyDin but we worry about her!

We began to worry even more after we heard of an odd interaction she had with The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker when his shift behind the bar was over. We hear that she wanted to follow him home! WHAT?!?! That seemed to be T.W.H.T. Tucker’s reaction as well. It seems that she wanted to follow him home because…. she’d never been there before. Definitely a bit odd.

That Paradise chick seems to have a thing for scary dudes because Horam definitely fits the bill! The pair were seen having a drink together at a table…. Well, Paradise had a drink. Horam had six. We hear that the duo have been seen around the rings quite a bit and seem to have become fast friends. And as you know, there’s no such thing as a platonic friendship in RhyDin!

It’s no shock we suppose that DIRTY Mish was up to trouble by trying to convince some unsuspecting young woman to switch from grape juice to some sort of grape vodka mixture. Lovely, DIRTY Mish! Just lovely! We hear that the young woman (unfortunately, our sources didn’t catch her name) didn’t buy it and instead handed it over to The Many Faces of Fio and returned to her grape juice. Good for her! As usual, though, once Elite Eleanor showed up he had eyes for no other women! She definitely keeps her man in line…. at least when she’s in the same room as him!

Could there be trouble already for SLUTtacious Darcy and her new man, Playboy Shane??? Playboy Shane was definitely overheard asking questions of his female friends, including Sassy Serena and Marvelous Mira. He seemed curious to know if the rumors of SLUTtacious Darcy’s tramp-tastic behavior was true. Iiiinteresting. Doubting your woman already, are you??? We hear that Sassy Serena and Marvelous Mira did their best to stay faaaaar away from answering his questions….. but isn’t that an answer in and of itself???

Lucky Lawyer Lucien must be the most patient man in the city! He seems to constantly surround himself with the craziest women that RhyDin has to offer! He was overheard engaging in a conversation with Rekah that was more like attempting to figure out the answer to an impossible riddle. All our sources got out of the mess was Rekah telling L.L. Lucien that Sullen Sal is currently looking for somebody. Who? We have no idea.

Edited: August 31st, 2009

Our Theory to Keep Down the Dragon Population Wednesday!

You never know what you’re going to find on a given night in the Red Dragon Inn! Wednesday night was certainly one for the books! It seems that The Many Faces of Fio was seen beating on an octopus with an umbrella to stop the octopus from eating a baby dragon. You may need to read that a couple times to get it. Give yourself some time to form a mental image. Awesome Alain, Aaron, and Crazy Train Tara looked on as the octopus ate up the baby dragon! T.M.F.O. Fio really laid into A. Alain for not assisting in saving the dragon’s life.

Maybe that’s what this city needs to cut down on the dragon population!

Speaking of Aaron, one of A. Alain’s employees, he was seen having quite the heart-to-heart with a pretty, well-dressed brunette named Morana. Our sources tell us that she’s quite the wicked one. It wouldn’t surprise us if Aaron takes after A. Alain’s and likes his women dark and dangerous!

It must have been The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker’s night! We hear that he was spotted at the bar getting a kiss on one cheek from Our Darling Taneth and kisses on the other cheek of a more sloppy variety from Taneth’s puppy, Chester. What a lucky, lucky man indeed! He was overheard warning O.D. Taneth to keep her puppy close with that crazy octopus roaming the Inn!

O.D. Taneth was later heard telling Rekah that she is thinking of breeding Chester but that she needs to get Chester a girl to make that happy. We have to wonder how much O.D. Taneth really knows about “breeding” and who it was that got the lucky job of explaining it to her! We do have to admit that Rekah needs one of Chester’s future puppies and so do we!

Party girls flock together! Derby Girl Sami and Mad Cow Kazzy were seen doing some heavy imbibing! We’re pretty sure whatever it is that D.G. Sami was throwing back is illegal in some nations! That girl is B-O-N-K-E-R-S! Speaking of the “B” word, C.T. Tara was with D.G. Sami trash talking C.T. Tara’s husband once again. It seems that he has taken up ballet lessons. OMG! We may pee ourselves! Really, those two totally DESERVE each other!

As for Mad Cow Kazzy, her drinking wasn’t the upbeat sort that D.G. Sami’s was. It seems that M.C. Kazzy was in quite the funk! She was overheard discussing her dilemma with Sassy Serena. It seems that Grumbling Grem is STILL missing in action. Our sources are confirming that he hasn’t been seen in the city in some time. Huh. At first, we thought he might be just ducking M.C. Kazzy but the girl would have to be pretty damn crazy for a guy to leave town to avoid her. Late into the night, Prof. Jolyon and Real Estate Mogul Rena had to help M.C. Kazzy upstairs to sleep because she was too trashed to make it up the stairs on her own.  Grumbling Grem will be thrilled to hear that when he gets back.

Earlier in the night, R.E.M Rena was seen checking out the duels in the Outback and ran into her old friend, Max. When asked where he’s been spending time, he replied that he’d been hiding in bed with his mate. Claaaassy. We really shouldn’t expect much from Max but there really are certain things in life that even we just don’t want to know. Take this as a warning, people! If you over share, we will blog about it!

Gullible Guil was also seen in the Outback and we are hearing rumors from our sources that his wife is pregnant. Uhhh, what??? We’ve always been told that he doesn’t have the equipment to do such a job so we’re definitely curious as to what’s up with that! Is he gullible enough to think that babies form in a mommy’s tummy when a mommy and daddy loooooove each other so much and kiss???? What can he possibly be thinking???? His wife is clearly a little player!

We hear that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was overheard saying that the benefit of being “small” and “female” is that no one takes her seriously. Really??? Dead wrong, sweetheart! The reason that nobody takes her seriously is that she’s a giant HUSSY!!! We should really do an entire blog just on her dating/marriage history! It would be utterly JUICY! She certainly wasn’t turning down Max’s advances Wednesday night either!

Edited: August 31st, 2009

Root Beer Pirate Tuesday!

Deliciously Sinful Sin evidently lost his best employee. He was overheard relaying the details to The Many Faces of Fio and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night. Evidently the employee gave no notice and just took off. Awesome! We knew D.S. Sin was a cad but we had no idea he was a bad employer! That’s actually quite hard to imagine! T.M.F.O. Fio seemed to blame it on the employee in question saying that he had “personal troubles”.

Poor, dear Amber! It seems that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee had to tell her that Captain Stephen (who she had chosen to export her root beer) was a pirate! Uhhhh, we’re not really sure how Amber missed that memo but she was practically in disbelief when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee told her! We sure hope he doesn’t rip her off because she seems to be fully expecting to become rich very soon off this venture!

Well, well, well…. big surprise! Crazy Train Tara was seen on Twilight Island trying to convince Keeper Neo to turn his talents on hurting her husband instead of her uncle — Overlord Old Man Tass! Neo seemed to think she was joking. We’re pretty sure that she probably wasn’t. If only C.T. Tara’s husband knew her scheming and backstabbing ways! We wonder what he would do to her!

Edited: August 30th, 2009

Fierce Monday!

Our Darling Taneth was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with her new puppy, Chester! We didn’t think it possible for Taneth to find her cuteness match but she may just have met it! So adorable! She was overheard telling Awful Ali and The Many Faces of Fio that Fairy Boy Tormay has fallen for the puppy as well! That’s definitely good news. We wouldn’t want their to be trouble in paradise already!

Speaking of F.B. Tormay, we got a faaaaabulous invite to dinner with the pair. We cannot wait to attend. We once had dinner with them at the Overlord Mansion and we must say that the evening was DIVINE! We cannot wait for a repeat! Who cannot help but smile in F.B. Tormay and O.D. Taneth’s presence???

We’re intrigued! It seems that Aja was overheard in the Outback questioning long-time duelist Pslyder about the incident with the wraiths that infiltrated the Arena and the process that was used to seal up the holes in time/space (which ended up with several of the baronial rings disappearing). We’re definitely intrigued into why Aja’s so curious! She says that it has something to do with Evan but we wouldn’t put it past her to try to recover one of those rings for herself and make the Arena unstable once again.

Perhaps we should start getting concerned. It seems that this Proposition 37 is really the talk of the town. Captain Misty was overhead question The Gov MAN-tastic Matt over what he plans to do about it. His response was that it was up to the voters to make a decision. Frightening. Who leaves decision making in the hands of the masses??? Seriously, do you realize how stupid some of these people are???

FLAWLESS Koy was looking FIERCE in a little red dress. It seems that she was going to great lengths to get her husband’s attention for the night! How can any girl with a nickname like “Legs” have to TRY to get her man’s attention. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt wasn’t falling all over himself. He was definitely playing it cool. He didn’t let them stick around all night, though. They were seen leaving early and we bet he enjoyed her company when they got home, if you know what we’re saying!

Edited: August 30th, 2009

Gag Us Sunday!

Sunday night found Marvelous Mira in the Red Dragon Inn discussing those odd posters that have been popping up around town. Evidently, some action group is pushing for magic users to have to register with the government in order to live in the area. The idea definitely seemed to disturb M. Mira as it does us! Can you only imagine the list they would have to put together??? The Gov MAN-tastic Matt would have to hire a small army just to enter the names in! We’re waiting to see if this things starts gaining more momentum before we freak out.

Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon were again seen in each other’s company! They definitely seem to be becoming quite the little matched set! They were later joined by Manly Mason for what seemed to be a very frank discussion on his faltering health. They should have a very frank discussion with him on his manners. Yelling at young women for doing their jobs is NOT cool!!! He should totally apologize to Marvelous Mira!

You’ll never guess who are sources spotted behind the bar late into the night! Head of the Fam Johnny!!!! Those twins must be keeping him awfully busy these days because he’s rarely had time to tend at the Inn. He was back in action, though, and looking as hot as ever! Hopefully, we’ll see a lot more of him in the weeks to come! He sure does attract a crowd of society’s finest when he’s tending bar.

It seems Rekah is recovered from her “death” which is certainly good news! She was seen hanging out with her good pal The Many Faces of Fio and the girls were up to their usual trouble. We hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was lending her dog and preparing a picnic lunch for Rekah. Are we the only ones who think that a picnic with Rekah sounds like an absolute blast??? She’s just so darn adorable!

Jay arrived in the Annex for Fight Night with his usual guards. We’re still unsure why he comes handcuffed and with guards but we have our sources working overtime on it. Quite the unusual situation it seems! Are his guards bringing him there to force him to duel or is he being allowed to duel as some sort of exercise??? The community seems quite accepting of the whole matter. Very, very odd if you ask us!

Marvelous Mira wasn’t the only one not thrilled with this whole Proposition 37 nonsense! Simmering Sivanna was overheard telling her friends just how dreadful she finds it. She seemed quite disturbed by the whole ordeal. It seems that Ms. Wyh Not had not yet hear of it either and when told was absolutely shocked! It’s definitely not unsurprising that this is not a popular idea with the magic dueling crowd. Again, we shall have to see how it pans out.

According to Krazy Kitty, Old Man Tass and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy are not boinking. We’re not buying it! We hear that they were throwing pillows and blowing kisses at one another Sunday night. Ick! To make matters even more DISGUSTING, they were passing notes between serving kids! OMG! Gag us with a freaking spoooooon! It’s not bad enough that they’re having an affair but do they have to flaunt it in the middle of the Arena??? Sorry, Krazy Kitty, you’re living in a dream world if you think that man isn’t doing the nasty with that woman!

Edited: August 30th, 2009