Revealing The Man Thursday!

Well, SLUTtacious Darcy seemed no worse for wear Thursday night when hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn! She’s certainly well experienced at partying well into the night, we’re sure. She definitely seemed to have had a good time the night before and was in a fantastic mood because of it! Still no Playboy Shane, though! We have to wonder what his side of the story is!

Our sources caught Prof. Jolyon with some stern words for Spicy Serena. Our sources have no idea what the disagreement was about but Prof. Jolyon made a quick exit and Spicy Serena did not seem very pleased after it was all over. We love when tension boils over and there’s always been a bit of tension between those two! He can soooo do better, though!

We hear that Guil was busy talking about the fact that he recently eloped! This news is a bit odd to us considering the word on the street is that Guil is incapable of, well, you know, sealing the deal. Real Estate Mogul Rena wasn’t too enthusiastic with her congratulations. Although, enthusiasm and R.E.M. Rena probably don’t often find themselves in the same sentence together. We do hear that she donned a brighter mood when she discussed her recent vacation with several of her friends, including Prof. Jolyon, with Topaz. We wonder if that trip FINALLY brought her and Prof. Jolyon any closer! It certainly could explain why she was so pleased when discussing the trip!

Simmering Sivanna’s man was actually by her side late into Thursday night. We hear his name is Alec and we do have to admit that he is decent looking. The pair seemed quite cozy. He shouldn’t let her out in public alone quite so often. She’s a HAWT one!

Doc Anya says that Marvelous Mira is no longer volunteering at the clinic. We could understand why she would feel uncomfortable doing so and would love to have her help at our children’s foundation should she want to work with us. Maybe we can get her to add some Gossip GangSTAR pins to her tray! All proceeds to go to the foundation! Have your people call our people, honey!

We hear they were tossing around the racist nickname “Pinkie” once again. We do not stoop so low as to criticize others for being human, elf, gnome, dwarf, etc., etc. We will not accept it in others. And we have no more to say on that.

Edited: August 9th, 2009

Darcy’s Birthday Party

We hate to even discuss SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s birthday party but we suppose that we must. We know how you all enjoy your dirty gossip. A bunch of freaks, you all are! Anyway, we hear that the party was all decked out in the birthday girl’s favorite party — red. And, let us tell you, red does NOT mean STOP in her book. Darcy’s a Go-Go-Go sort of girl. Anyway, the theme of the party was a masquerade ball which gave her naughty friends an excuse to go out and be naughty.

Yeah, we bet you guys are kicking yourselves now. A bunch of easy girls getting drunk and wearing next to nothing — sounds like a lot of men’s dream night.

SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was dressed in an absolute over the top red gown with these insane platform shoes and a hairstyle that our sources could only describe as a beehive. And guess what??? We were right! There was no Playboy Shane in sight! We’re dying to know what he thought of SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s recent antics. Clearly, he wasn’t thrilled!

Evidently over the top runs in the family because S. Darcy’s brother, David, was on hand. He was dressed in a purple suit complete with a purple mask and sneakers. The boy was a walking plum. A walking plum full of trouble! You ladies should most definitely stay away from this one! He’s no good! We do have to admit that we have heard that he was on his best behavior on the night in question.

We hear that SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s BFF, How-To-Run-A-Man-Away-In-5-Minutes-Flat May was in attendance. She started her craziness early. In fact, for part of the party, she was covered in mud. Niiiice. Once she finally got cleaned up, you can guess that her outfit was ridiculous. And, big surprise, she was all OVER her date, Jin. When will this boy wise up and realize that he’s dating a lunatic? He’s actually pretty hot. Such a shame!

Want to know why you shouldn’t let your HAWT pregnant wife out in public alone? We hear that AJ who looked stunning in a purple silk gown was hit on within ten minutes of arriving by some new guy who we’ve yet to identify. No lie. We told you, girl! Men think pregnant women are GORGEOUS! There’s something they just can’t resist. Anyway, AJ’s husband should get a stern lecture for letting her out of his sight! Do you know where your wife is???

We’re glad to see that Wolv and Fierce Aly are still going strong! At least that’s who we assume the masked woman on his arm was! You know Fierce Aly! She never misses a chance to dress completely over the top and party down. Her green gown was simply AMAZING and would have been completely adequate all on its own but, of course, she had to add this blue and green peacock looking mask and an amazing high-collared necklace that mimicked peacock feathers. Really, the whole thing was quite Fierce Aly. What better bird is there to associate with her??? As usual, another party and another chance for Fierce Aly to show that she may not be the best dressed woman in RhyDin but whatever she wears to a party becomes the most talked about the next day. Simply Fabulous!

Evidently the over-the-top evident was created by none other than Simmering Sivanna who, as usual, looked stunning! She wore a sexy, strapless pure white dress with a glittering silver bodice and an empire waist. The matching mask was had a bedazzled butterfly and a lovely feather. This girl sure knows how to stun us with her sexiness AND throw a party. We have heard rumors that she’s living with some man but she sure does turn up to these sort of events alone a lot. Perhaps it’s time we help her find a good man!

We hear that there was a ton of dancing and all the sorts of carrying on that one would expect at a masquerade event and at Darcy’s birthday party! True and Love Bird Aja were seen spinning around on the dance floor while a woman dressed as Catwoman who we are told was Doc Anya did a very slutty tango with a mystery man dressed as Zorro. We’re not shocked. If those two men haven’t figured her selfish act out by now they deserve whatever hurt they get.

Anyway, we hear the party-goers had a fantastic time and the birthday girl didn’t seem down at all that Playboy Shane was in attendance. In fact, our sources tell us that they didn’t hear his name mentioned a single time at the party. Niiiice. We knew it wouldn’t take SLUTTACIOUS Darcy long to move on.

Happy birthday, girl!

Edited: August 9th, 2009