Snazzy Wednesday!

It seems Wednesday night was another heavy night for Awesome Alain who was overheard telling Risa that he had an employee killed. Risa kept feeding him alcohol because alcohol soothes all wounds. Sad, sad, sad. Awesome Alain looks older and older everytime our sources spot him. We’re not entirely sure how many times we have to say this but we’re going to try yet again. He needs someone to share the burden with! It’s time to get married!

He didn’t seem to be looking at women, though. Unless you count a brief discussion with Mac… but you know that he’s not sleeping with her… We think she scares even him out. We know she scares us! She never seems to frighten DIRTY Mish, though. However, not much does seem to scare him. We’re still unsure if he’s crazy, brave, or some combination of the two. We’re leaning towards crazy.

Snazzy Kazzy was seen working on popping practice locks at the bar. It seems that Grumbling Grem is missing and she wants to break into his place for clues. Ummm… crazy much??? Here’s just a little note for all you girls out there. It doesn’t matter how long your man’s been missing if you don’t have a key to his place then he doesn’t want you in it!!!! Do not break and enter!!! There’s never a good reason. We bet Grumbling Grem is just out sowing his wild oats. He’ll show back up in no time at all.

We hear that Our Darling Taneth could ONLY talk about her puppy as she sat and chatted with Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon…. who were side-by-side as usual! O.D. Taneth seemed barely able to contain her excitement as she discussed just how wonderful her puppy was… before she even met him. Are we the only ones who are completely convinced that this puppy will be the luckiest one in the entire city??? We’re not sure if it is possible for someone to be more excited about getting a pet!

Oooooh Nooooo! SLUTtacious Darcy was overheard telling Marvelous Mira that she and Playboy Shane are officially boyfriend and girlfriend. Does Playboy Shane not read our blog??? Has he not seen a detailed account of his “girlfriend’s” antics??? Wasn’t he even warned about her by some of his friends??? We suppose that if he’s still failing to realize how much trouble she is, it’s on him.

Could that Rico fellow be taken by the lovely Captain Misty??? That’s what his friend, Aja, seemed to suggest laaaaate into Wednesday night as she chatted with Captain Misty! Capt. Misty certainly didn’t seem to upset with the news! Our sources say that they may have even spotted a blush. He seems to fashion himself something of a playboy. We sure hope that if he does have intentions over the lovely Capt. Misty, their mutual friends will make sure he behaves. That means you, Aja!!!

Edited: August 23rd, 2009