SURPRISE Wednesday!

It was a night of surprises Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn!

Lang was overheard telling Kacey that he got married a couple months back! Kacey was awfully surprised… and so are we! We’re still not completely sold that this mystery girl actually exists but we’ve put our sources to work on it over the last couple days and all reports are coming back that Lang actually did get married. We’re shocked! We really thought it was a ploy to get him action. Now we have to wonder why he keeps this girl hidden! Is she butt ugly or something???

You also could have knocked us over with a feather when our sources reported back that PAARTY Girl Chase was spotted with her sister in debauchery, PAARTY Girl Atalanta! The pair, of course, hit the booze first and foremost. They gabbed with one another but as usual our sources could barely understand any of it. The two of them have their own secret language that we truly believe is uncrackable. Have some super secret messages to send? Have these girls write them and translate them. It doesn’t matter how many fall into enemy hands, they’ll never understand them in a million years.

We were also startled to hear that Wolv and Fierce Aly were seen out in public!!! We have a theory that the two of them are never seen in public together because he spends most of his time jumping her bones. Seriously, who could blame him. She’s literally the. hottest. woman. in. RhyDin. She totally OOOOZES sexy in her over the top, ridiculous sort of way! We LOVE her! Wolv chatted up his buddy in all adventures dangerous and deadly, Awesome Alain, while Fierce Aly did what she does best — stand around looking hot and making inappropriate comments. He should so let her out in public more often!

And continuing on the surprising theme — Awesome Alain was heard threatening violence against the mobs!!! Okay… so that’s not exactly surprising. In fact, it’s pretty darn predictable. It seems that he is most certainly not a fan of  Prop 37. In fact, he’s not a fan of government getting in the way of his business interests at all. He definitely had some support in the room, though. Kacey, Lang, and Prof. Jolyon all spoke up in agreement. Interestingly enough, it was Archmage Venom Vinny himself that seemed to support the proposal! Are you serious??? The Archmage is a supporter of it! Insanity!

Back on the surprising theme, Prof. Jolyon approached The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker to ask his permission to date Sassy Serena!!! NO LIE!!! The two of them haven’t even been spotted together recently. We were DEAD certain that this fling was over and Prof. Jolyon had settled into a real relationship. We’re not entirely sure we buy our source’s information. We’re still shocked by it! We don’t even know what to think! What do YOU think??? A real love connection or is this some sort of trick???

Another appearance took us by surprise — Lizzie! She and Mad Cow Kazzy were in a booth pounding down alcohol. It’s nice to know some things don’t change, huh??? Anyway, it seems that M.C. Kazzy is still worried that Grumbling Grem is missing in action. But instead of going to Awesome Alain or another of his friends, she’s playing amateur detective. Seriously, at this rate, he’ll never be found! Still nice to see Lizzie out and about, though! She’s always good for a bit of gossip!

Posted: September 6th, 2009 under Daily Gossip.
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