Sex, Sex, and More Sex Thursday!

That Rowdy Rekah sure is an interesting girl, is she not? We hear that she got some onlookers interested last night when she was staring up at the ceiling and talking of the possibility of snow…. in. the. Inn. No lie. She had even Dean and his girl, Quinn, staring up at the rafters in confusion. And then it started to snow in the Red Dragon Inn. And, really, we shouldn’t be surprised because we doubt it is the first time or the last time that it has snowed inside the Inn. In fact, there was enough snow for Rowdy Rekah and Quinn to make  a cowboy snowman!

We hear that Dean got distracted when hearing tell of the plight of the children of this city from Darkmere and Kendall. It’s a very grim story indeed. Far too many children end up in orphanages or, worse yet, on the streets. We hear at the Den of Gossip are trying to do our part! The Hallow Star School we started services a small number now but we’re hoping to grow it as funds become available! If you’re looking for a way to give back this year, there will be a part for the kids who go to Hallow Star as well as their friends in the school cafeteria a week from tomorrow. We could use all the volunteers we can get! Be sure to give back this holiday season!

Crazy Train Tara was in a mood when she stormed into the Inn looking for Head Pussy Panther… because she “smelled” him. It seems that C.T. Tara is quite upset that somebody stole her Winter Wonderland decorations from the Inn. Our sources claim that the gingerbread house was actually made of human remains. Lovely. H.P. Panther didn’t seem to receptive in helping her look for the culprit but didn’t stand in her way. She’s evidently planning a public beheading in the Marketplace already for the evil doer. We’re quite glad that blame can’t be pointed towards us!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien also went round 13098563952390 with C.T. Tara. This time it was again over his new girlfriend. We’re still pretty sure C.T. Tara has no idea that the lady L.L. Lucien’s loving all on is Bekah. Anyway, he was saved from further threats when Charna came falling down the stairs. Yep, you heard us right! Falling. Down. The. Stairs. Only she could look beautiful lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs. Thankfully for L.L. Lucien, it was just the distraction that C.T. Tara needed!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her longtime love, Connar, seem to still be getting along quite nicely! Well, ‘quite nicely’ is a bit of an understatement. We believe our dear friend C.M.M. Eless might be a wee bit smitten! The pair were veeeery cozy in one another’s company. He seems so perfectly sweet to her! If only he could manage to stay in town. We hear it’s his work that keeps him away but there’s no acceptable excuse for staying away from a woman as lovely as C.M.M. Eless!

O!M!G! The PIMP Imp was up to his usual antics in the Arena Thursday night! It seems that he’s trying to put together a woman’s team for the upcoming Tour. We hear that he was trying to convince Capt. Aja and Kid Doc Anya to join up. It seems the ladies weren’t sold on his sales pitch. That  certainly didn’t stop him for feeling up a good handful of women and being a general nuisance. It’s good to see him back in action! He’s on leave from calling and we do hope he finds his way back to the couch soon! Why? Well, you see we’ve got this bet going on the date that some woman will finally be sick of his grabby hands enough to wring his neck and our date’s coming up fast!

This is why Kid Doc Anya annoys us. She’s up in EVERYBODY’S business! We hear that she was overheard telling Rico that the Baroness Real Estate Mogul Rena had told Lil’ Bit Lirssa several days before that she didn’t have a beau, causing concern for Rico. WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT TO HIM??? She’s clearly trying to break the pair up and you want to know why??? Because the three female baronesses that were at the WLT thought she was disrespectful to the former Overlord Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and R.E.M. Rena was the most vocal of these. This is totally sour grapes! Of course, R.E.M. Rena denied she had a beau to L.B. Lirssa! L.B. Lirssa is a kid and has a tendency of teasing her friends that do have boyfriends. R.E.M. Rena is a quiet, low-key girl who doesn’t want to be the center of attention. That’s something that K.D. Anya does not get AT ALL. We’re sure she’ll whine and complain about this mention as she always does because EVERYTHING is about her but this is  not. This is about Rico and R.E.M. Rena who seem quite happy together! We want to see love blossom, not be cut short by negativity!

Well, well, well! Darien, a reporter for that piece of trash Post, cannot seem to keep his hands and lips off of K.D. Anya… which of course she allows because she’s clearly lacking something in her life that she thinks can be filled if only she drags enough men into her bed. It looks like Keeper Neo took a bit of offense to it! The pair started to scuffle outside and ring and then took it into a ring where the insults and blows continued. And even when out of a ring again, Darien continued to insult Neo. Not cool. Not cool at all.

After the increase in rumors (that have been on going for 8 years and through his engagement and her marriage) over an alleged relationship between the Wrecking Crew’s Maria and Hot Toddy Tical, we’re not quite sure what to think of a very public spat the pair had in the Arena. It seemed to revolve around her loyalty to the Overlord which has been a point of contention between her and the Crew who are not the Overlord’s favorite people in the world. There’s been talk of some sort of deal but no details have emerged.

Lil’ Black Book Jaycy is going to kill us for backing out on our deal but we do have SOME journalistic integrity…. We hear that Hypocrite Psly ADMITTED in the middle of the Arena to sleeping with Shakira willingly! Shakira was a nutso CRAZY murderess! Total bad guy. We’re dismayed but not so shocked. Hypocrite Psly isn’t the goody two shoes that he wants everybody to think he is! He’s  just interested in sex, sex, and more sex.

Posted: December 14th, 2009 under Daily Gossip.
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