Day After The Incident Wednesday

Well, well, well. Maybe we were wrong about a reunion between Playboy Shane and Darcy! It seems she’s already got a man in mind! She was seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn asking a mystery man to accompany her to the mockery of a wedding this weekend. We hear that she even called him “love”! That girl certainly knows how to move quickly! He teased her about being her date but certainly agreed to it. In fact, they were even seen leaving together. My goodness. We really hope she learned her lesson and takes things slowly but we doubt it.

Our hearts actually ache for Brale Brother Reap and it wasn’t helped at all by hearing that Eleanor was overheard telling Nigel that she’s got to have a talk with B.B. Reap. You just have to know how that talk is going to go. What a freaking shame! Later she was overheard telling B.B. Reap that he had to meet her that night. Such a bummer! Is Mish really worth hurting B.B. Reap??? We love Eleanor but playing with guys’ emotions is NOT COOL! B.B. Reap needs a good girl badly.

Pslyder and Tical faced off in the Outback for the right to hold Firestar — one of the more infamous Opals. In fact, from our knowledge of the history of the Fists’ duels, that particular opal has been involved in the fiery destruction of the Outback more than once. From our knowledge there isn’t any bad blood between Psly and Tical. In fact, we’re pretty sure that they’re downright friendly. No real reason was given for the challenge so we can only guess that Psly has interest in the Opal rather than his opponent.

A crowd was on hand to watch the match go down. We hear that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy kept off to the side, watching in the background. No idea why. She is sleeping with Psly and that isn’t exactly news so we’re not sure why she was careful not to be spotted visibly cheering for him. Tical, however, did have quite the cheering section which included a couple members of the Wrecking Crew — Kheldar, Maria, and Myria. Hold onto that piece of news because it’ll become important later. However, back to the gossip at hand, maybe the cheering section did Tical good because he took the win in two straight matches.

Congratulations on retaining Firestar, Tical!

Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was around after her previous night’s… uh, demonstration in the art of loony. Smokin’ Sartan seemed a bit concerned that she would already be back in public less than twenty-four hours after The Incident. Thankfully, she wasn’t left unescorted for very long. We hear that once Skid realized that she wasn’t at his house as she was supposed to be he came looking for her. He evidently stayed at her side to make sure that whatever happened the night before did not happen again.

Now remember how we told you a big sampling of the Crew was present? Well, Maria and FLAWLESS Koy reeeaaally got into it laaaate into the night. The women seemed to quite nearly come to blows. Our sources say it was never obvious what they were arguing about besides that video that evidently Maria’s lawyer requested from The Gov MAN-tastic Matt. The blow-up got bigger and bigger while Myria watched on in shock and Kheld tried to talk the ladies down. Koy even grabbed Maria’s wrist but before the fists could start flying, Kheld seemed to convince Maria to leave. Wow! Good money would be on Koy if it was unarmed fight and Maria if it was armed. As for an all-out bar brawl? Now that’s what we would have loved to see!

Edited: January 10th, 2010

Nutty Tuesday!

Tuesday night was a very quite night around town. We hear that the Red Dragon Inn was pretty empty even with Amber pouring drinks for patrons. Perhaps the cold and snow are keeping everybody at home by their fireplaces.

Well…. not quite everybody.

The bed hopping that goes on in this town never ceases to amaze us! If it wasn’t for just how slutty you all are, we’d all have to find real jobs! London and Russ were seen flashing an awful lot of looks at one another in the Inn and the pair ended the night by leaving together. We hear that there was mention of whose bed to spend the night in but we’ve also heard that London has been seen macking on that slutty little Joey as well. Sex is everybody’s favorite pastime! The more partners, the better, it seems!

Leave it to Crazy Train Tara to end this polite “we’re going to pretend you were just on vacation” dance that everybody has been doing with Darcy. We hear that C.T. Tara and Darcy briefly time chatted about her time with Anubis. Our sources couldn’t catch much of the intimate conversation but it does appear that Darcy is now okay. From what we have been able to gather, it seems that Anubis allowed her brother to purchase her from him. As much as she drives us bonkers, we are glad that Darcy is back and okay. We here at the Den of Gossip know only too well what it’s like to become the target of those who would rather see us enslaved or imprisoned.

As usual, Playboy Shane was surrounded by a bevy of beautiful babes! We hear that he spent a couple hours laaaate into the night flirting it up with Shylah, Chief Mischief Maker Eless, and Marvelous Mira. In fact, there was word that he playfully proposed to Shylah!!! Can you even imagine the trouble the two of them could cause as a couple! We love it! That was far from the end of Playboy Shane’s interesting evening we hear. It also somehow involved his ex-girlfriend, Darcy, under. his. table. Yep, you read that right. Under. His. Table. Now that she’s back, we wouldn’t be all that surprised to see them reunite. There was a LOT of chemistry there!

There was also some action in the basement Arena where Warlord Maria Graziano pressed her right of challenge against the Baron Xanth for the right to the ring representing the Old Temple District! Xanth stood along without a second or lady of honor but Maria came with the Overlord Tical as her second which continued to fuel rumors of some sort of relationship beyond their longtime friendship. We hear that the Warlord dueled in honor of her late friend, Jewell, and that she wore blue in her honor rather than the Wrecking Crew colors. It’s still so sad to us!!!

We hear that during the match, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was acting awfully odd. She watched the match from the bar with Deliciously Sinful Sin and kept jumping and yelping. When D.S. Sin asked her what was wrong, she said that she was being pinched by someone invisible. Wait, it gets worse.

Anyway, Xanth chose a single format duel which Maria won pretty solidly. She declared the Old Temple District loyal to the Overlord. Congratulations, Baroness Maria!

Now back to the nuttiness at hand! So after the baronial challenge, much of the crowd headed to the Outback for some fighting. The night seemed normal enough until S.P.G. Teagan totally LOST it! She was evidently screaming about invisible people touching her and thrashing around. Smokin’ Sartan had to literally pin her down on the bar while Hot Mess Kelathe did something that evidently fixed the situation. We hear that in the end Kelathe had the be escorted out by Neo and Skid carried S.P.G. Teagan out. Wow. Super crazy. By the way, we here that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was there when this thing went down but REFUSED to lift a finger to help her ex-girlfriend. Now that’s cold hearted!

Edited: January 10th, 2010