What Passes For A Romance Expert Sunday!

Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night which means that we got our first piece of news on Ballerina Katarina’s recovery from her surgery! Doc Eva was overheard asking about it and Locke told her that Ballerina Katarina is up and moving around but a bit “gimpy” still. We’re glad to hear that she’s on her feet at least! Manly Mason was there as well and had a conversation with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke about how to spice up his dinners with Ballerina Katarina since he cannot eat hot food. We hear that Manly Mason had some good ideas and was even trying to suggest some more… romantic option. We’re a little bit disturbed that Manly Mason is considered an expert on romance in this city!

We hear that L.B.B. Locke got a little anxious later when Juliane came in and made a reference about him marrying her cousin. He was quick to say that he and Ballerina Katarina were not engaged. Reeeeaaally? You’re going to shack up with the girl and not make her your wife??? Not cool, L.B.B. Locke! Not at all cool! We’re not entirely sure L.B.B. Locke appreciates what an amazing woman he’s landed. Maybe Head of the Fam Johnny should kick his ass after all! The awkward moment was easily defused when Lil’ Bit Lirssa brought up the subject of Juliane’s new gallery which L.B.B. Locke showed a great deal of interest in. L.B.B. Lirssa saves the day again!

Regular Fight Night dueling as well as a Fists’ MegaBrawl brought quite the crowd into the Annex Sunday night. We hear that surprisingly enough even the storied (and half-retired) duelists, Amal and Xeno, were on hand to represent their team in the brawl. We hear that the Brawl was so insane that it was difficult to tell who was doing what to whom. Quite the spectacle! It proceeded laaaaate into the night and we hear that EVERYBODY ended up pretty beat up. And there’s still two more of them!

Lil’ Black Book Jaycy showed up to get in some regular dueling dressed in a pretty formal gown. We hear that she bailed on the wedding that was ongoing and was in quite the pissy little mood. Maybe she realized just how close to marriage she and Pslyder now are and it scared the living dickens out of her. We hope to God that the realization about the path that she’s on finally dawned in her dull little head. Come on, L.B.B. Jaycy! Don’t ruin the amazing reputation that you have made for yourself by sticking with one guy! There’s still half of RhyDin left for you to seduce and bed! We miss you snapping hearts in two and stomping on them with your heels!

Edited: January 24th, 2010

Mail Call!

M.F. -

No more Anya requires a party!

..in my hot tub. Yeeaaaah. I’ll bring the whip cream, you bring the chocolate.

Although, I gotta say — I do adore Deathlord. Any guy who sends his undead minions caroling for the pleasure of his citizens — especially in New Haven, of all friggin’ places — is my kinda guy. Even if he does drink goblets of newts.

-S

Dear Sin,

Goblets of newts? Barf.

As for your hot tub, I’m so there.

- Marc

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Franco,

Excuse me for saying so, but your column is a piece of crap. There is a word. It’s called slander. Get your facts straight before printing them or I’ll hunt you down and shove my foot right where the sun don’t shine.

Sincerely,

That Dean Guy

Dear Dean,

There’s a really easy solution for those of you that hate our column. Don’t read it.

As for your foot? Better men than you have tried, sir.

- Marc

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Heyas, Marc.

I thought I’d give you a little insight into my feelings for Psly, since I know you’re wondering why we’re together.

How do I love Pslyder, let me count the ways.

How do I love Psly? Let me count the ways.
I love him with all that I am and ever will be.
I love him with stars in my eyes, for he is heaven to me.
I love him gently for his sweet caress.
I love him passionately for the fire he brings to light.
I love him softly as he holds and protects me through the night.
I love him unconditionally for that is how he loves me.
I love him longingly when it is him I ache to see.
I love him utterly with no secrets I keep.
I love him hard and long and deep.
I love him humbly, for he holds my heart and soul.
I love him joyously, for he makes me whole.
I love him hungrily, for beneath his touch my body is like a slave.
I love him forever, always, even beyond the grave.

Jaycy

Dear Jaycy,

Mr. Franco is so upset that he can’t write this letter himself. He begs you to tell him that this is all a joke and that you haven’t gotten (in his words) “soft” or “sappy”.

- Intern Hot to Trot

Edited: January 24th, 2010

Queen of Saturday!

We here at the Den of Gossip feel there is great gossip potential in Lilli. Yet, we’re ashamed to say that we don’t know much of her dating past or present. We are determined to rectify that! It certainly helps our cause when her family is around, that’s for sure! Saturday night she was seen hanging out with her brother, Brishen, and her brother’s girl, Niamh. Much to Brishen’s dismay, Niamh asked Lilli who was “ploughin’ [her] furrows”. Niiiiiice! We should hire this girl! Unfortunately, Lilli was very vague. She said only that he was rich and handsome and refused to give her brother his name. Could it be Zev? She has been spotted with him on multiple occasions. Of note as well is that Brishen advised his sister that it might just be time that he buy a ring to place on Niamh’s hand. Uh… you think???

Awesome Alain was seen hand-in-hand with an old “friend” (and we do use that word loosely) of ours, Sophie Rhovnik. Rumor has it that the pair have been spending quite some time together since she arrived in town. They have similar business interests which has some worried and some intrigued by the possible match. We hear that there’s already a push from some for them to marry to create a powerful merger of families which is exactly what has the rest worried. We still seriously doubt that Awesome Alain even understands the concept of settling down.

How adorable! It seems that Awful Ali, The Many Faces of Fio, Manly Mason, and Doc Eva are bonding over a common love for Lil’ Bit Lirssa! Those two couples seem like they would make such an interesting double date, don’t they??? T.M.F.O. Fio invited Manly Mason and Doc Eva over for an evening much to L.B. Lirssa’s delight. Interestingly enough, we feel like the pair of them probably have a lot in common… more than just L.B. Lirssa. We could totally see this turning into an excellent friendship!

So much for all you naysayers trying to tell us that Dean is a good guy and really is in love with his girlfriend, Quinn. There’s no denying he was seen at the bar drinking and having a very intimate conversation with a lovely blonde elf named Susan. Our sources swear up and down that they’ve never seen him open up to his girlfriend the way he was opening up to this Susan chick. Iiiinteresting! Word has it that Quinn did make her way in later and met Susan. Quinn was gracious (or naive) as always. We just don’t trust this guy.

Our sources insist that they spot Sylvia in a ring in the Arena Saturday night while Guill was calling. We just didn’t believe them so Intern Hot to Trot checked the official dueling standings and… what do you know??? She is indeed listed on the standings! We have to admit that we’re a little thrilled about this! The Queen of Class Sylvia with a sword in her hand taking on the big boys of the Arena??? It’s kind of HAWT! We’d love to lay eyes on it ourselves. Did anybody else catch this???

Chryrie hasn’t died! We were starting to hear some unsubstantiated rumors that the reason Chryrie hadn’t been around was that she had been killed and that Krazy Kitty and Psycho Skid were keeping it a secret until they could find her murderer. It seems those were nothing but LIES! Chryrie was seen looking quite alive in the Arena, watching the duels and enjoying the company. Psycho Skid seemed quite pleased to see that she was out in public and laid quite the series of kisses on her. Even Sullen Sal got in on the joy. Chryrie covered him in dust from her wings and he spent some time… licking it off of himself. That boy is just damn strange. There are no other words for it.

Edited: January 24th, 2010

Do The Reap Friday!

OMG! Say it ain’t so, Tucker??? We hear that he was back in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night throwing back drinks harder than usual and hitting on yet another round of trashy women! We’re starting to agree with Crazy Train Tara. He really has turned into a pod person! Despite several of the women seeming quite interested in heading home with The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker, he ended up storming out of the Inn all by himself. For a man that’s spending a lot of time hitting on women, he doesn’t seem to be taking any of them home. This whole thing is really odd.

Harris has a great ability to annoy beautiful young women until they like him. It’s a completely inexplicable talent but that’s exactly what he does! He made Sarah fall and spill the bags she was carrying. Then he refused to help her pick up the items that had spilled out. Yet, she still had a seat with him and a pretty lengthy discussion. We’re at a complete loss here. Why do you women keep giving this man the time of day??? First of all, he’s married. Second of all, he’s not all that good looking. And third of all, he’s kind of a jerk!

Speaking of Harris, we really think that someone should have a good long talk with the Governor about enacting some sort of law that forces him and Brale Brother Reap to remain at a certain distance from one another. We here at the Den of Gossip think that only bad things can happen when the two of them get together! They drank at the bar together for quite a while Friday night. B.B. Reap was asking Harris if it was true that Harris tricked Nigel into paying his bar tab instead of B.B. Reap’s for Christmas. Harris denied the charge and then proceeded to show B.B. Reap a dance that he made in his honor. Our sources claim that the dance looks a lot like a fish flopping around on the ground to its death. Cute.

O.M.G. We’re not sure what exactly is bigger news. Evidently our sources claim to have spotted Crazy Train Tara and The Many Faces of Fio deeeeep in conversation late into the night. C.T. Tara evidently made some sort of comment that suggested T.M.F.O. Fio is pregnant. Typically, we wouldn’t even bother to report C.T. Tara’s insane ramblings but this comes on the heels of the news that Lil’ Bit Lirssa made a similar comment several days prior. Wow. If that’s true… just wow. Considering all of T.M.F.O. Fio’s issues, that just doesn’t seem like the sort of additional responsibility that poor Awful Ali needs in his life. We’re still not convinced it’s true, though. Anyway, we also hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was overheard suggesting to C.T. Tara that Lucky Lawyer Lucien can’t…. well, do the deed…. if you know what we’re saying. That was the only bit of the conversation that our sources could catch but we are dying to know more! So many women’s fantasies would be ruined by that news!

We totally HEART Cutie Carley! It seems that she’s been seen back in the usual haunts lately with her friend Cy. In fact, Friday night she was spotted in the Annex to catch some duels. She evidently confronted Jay for making moves on Mad Cow Kazzy, calling her “Grem’s girl”. She seemed quite convinced that Grumbling Grem was totally going to beat Jay up for getting close with his girl. Somehow the conversation took a turn for Cutie Carley explaining the birds and the bees to Jay! No lie! Jay quickly turned the subject away from sex. We’re starting to wonder what Jay’s deal is about sex. He certainly seems to be turning down a lot of it! Cutie Carley was overheard telling him that the reason that she’s been off the radar is that she and Cy have been busy working her shipping business but that due to the bad weather they’ve been spending more time in RhyDin. If that’s the case, we hope spring NEVER comes!

Edited: January 24th, 2010