Do The Reap Friday!

OMG! Say it ain’t so, Tucker??? We hear that he was back in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night throwing back drinks harder than usual and hitting on yet another round of trashy women! We’re starting to agree with Crazy Train Tara. He really has turned into a pod person! Despite several of the women seeming quite interested in heading home with The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker, he ended up storming out of the Inn all by himself. For a man that’s spending a lot of time hitting on women, he doesn’t seem to be taking any of them home. This whole thing is really odd.

Harris has a great ability to annoy beautiful young women until they like him. It’s a completely inexplicable talent but that’s exactly what he does! He made Sarah fall and spill the bags she was carrying. Then he refused to help her pick up the items that had spilled out. Yet, she still had a seat with him and a pretty lengthy discussion. We’re at a complete loss here. Why do you women keep giving this man the time of day??? First of all, he’s married. Second of all, he’s not all that good looking. And third of all, he’s kind of a jerk!

Speaking of Harris, we really think that someone should have a good long talk with the Governor about enacting some sort of law that forces him and Brale Brother Reap to remain at a certain distance from one another. We here at the Den of Gossip think that only bad things can happen when the two of them get together! They drank at the bar together for quite a while Friday night. B.B. Reap was asking Harris if it was true that Harris tricked Nigel into paying his bar tab instead of B.B. Reap’s for Christmas. Harris denied the charge and then proceeded to show B.B. Reap a dance that he made in his honor. Our sources claim that the dance looks a lot like a fish flopping around on the ground to its death. Cute.

O.M.G. We’re not sure what exactly is bigger news. Evidently our sources claim to have spotted Crazy Train Tara and The Many Faces of Fio deeeeep in conversation late into the night. C.T. Tara evidently made some sort of comment that suggested T.M.F.O. Fio is pregnant. Typically, we wouldn’t even bother to report C.T. Tara’s insane ramblings but this comes on the heels of the news that Lil’ Bit Lirssa made a similar comment several days prior. Wow. If that’s true… just wow. Considering all of T.M.F.O. Fio’s issues, that just doesn’t seem like the sort of additional responsibility that poor Awful Ali needs in his life. We’re still not convinced it’s true, though. Anyway, we also hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was overheard suggesting to C.T. Tara that Lucky Lawyer Lucien can’t…. well, do the deed…. if you know what we’re saying. That was the only bit of the conversation that our sources could catch but we are dying to know more! So many women’s fantasies would be ruined by that news!

We totally HEART Cutie Carley! It seems that she’s been seen back in the usual haunts lately with her friend Cy. In fact, Friday night she was spotted in the Annex to catch some duels. She evidently confronted Jay for making moves on Mad Cow Kazzy, calling her “Grem’s girl”. She seemed quite convinced that Grumbling Grem was totally going to beat Jay up for getting close with his girl. Somehow the conversation took a turn for Cutie Carley explaining the birds and the bees to Jay! No lie! Jay quickly turned the subject away from sex. We’re starting to wonder what Jay’s deal is about sex. He certainly seems to be turning down a lot of it! Cutie Carley was overheard telling him that the reason that she’s been off the radar is that she and Cy have been busy working her shipping business but that due to the bad weather they’ve been spending more time in RhyDin. If that’s the case, we hope spring NEVER comes!

Posted: January 24th, 2010 under Daily Gossip.
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