Awww! Poor Amber! The adorable little blonde was seen tending bar Tuesday night at the Red Dragon Inn and when asked if she had a boyfriend yet by a patron she responded that she did not and had never been on a date! We cannot allow this to happen, people. She’s far too cute. We’ll have to get on this case! We certainly can’t think of any single, decent guys off the top of our head. Most of them have some sort of major malfunction or are far too willing to take advantage of Amber’s naivety… but we’ll find one! Don’t you worry, Amber!
Another night, more Cutie Carley madness! We’re not really sure how she manages to get through a day on her own without someone hammering her into the ground…. but she keeps right on kicking! She was seen chatting with John about life in a wheelchair and why he didn’t just go see a healer to make it all better. John seemed to be experiencing a bit of culture shock while Carley tried to explain (oh, so politely, of course) what a healer was. However, Carley got distracted by Renna macking on someone and told Renna to get a room. Of course that led to Renna laying a pretty heated kiss on Carley and then Carley punching Renna in the face. Niiiiice, ladies.
Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Crazy Train Tara seemed to be having quite the intimate little chat laaaate into the night. Has he finally realized that there is no escaping C.T. Tara??? Is he dumping Bekah??? We feel sorry for him but he should probably just read the writing on the wall. There’s no way C.T. Tara’s going to be okay with his relationship. She’s never going to come to some sort of great realization on how L.L. Lucien deserves happiness and Bekah gives him that. Nope, eventually Bekah will die and C.T. Tara will be the one that kills her. And, honestly, you really can’t blame C.T. Tara. She’s like a wild animal. If you give her the opportunity to bite your hand off, she’ll bite your hand off and it’s really just your fault for sticking your hand in her cage in the first place!
Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and her “girlfriend” (again, we use that term loosely since they are still banging/seeing other people), Joey, seemed to be having a bit of a spat Tuesday night on Twilight Isle while watching Tour duels commencing. It seems that S.P.G. Teagan was not too pleased that Joey stood her up which caused Joey to get all teary eyed over issues as of late. S.P.G. Teagan seems to be a sucker for hot girl’s tears, though. As soon as Joey started crying, she got all consoling and protective. If we didn’t think that the only reason S.P.G. Teagan did it was to get laid, it might have been sort of cute.
Evidently, Misty’s gone crazy. At least that’s what our sources report back to us. She was seen twitching and looking almost dead in Thorne’s arms one minute and then snarling and sneering at Simmering Sivanna the next. Hearing that she’s crazy makes the news that she’s doing the nasty with Thorne a bit easier to understand and deal with. Anyway! Dris is somehow involved as well but our sources couldn’t make sense of many of the details. In fact, they report that the group doesn’t seem to understand what’s happening themselves. We sure hope Misty’s okay, though!
Edited: February 2nd, 2010