After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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Unfortunately, we couldn’t make it to the first day of the Beltane celebration and it was certainly our loss! After hosting the celebration for Johnny and Sianna’s wedding, it seems that the Southern Glen was in fine form for another party! The trees were blossoming perfectly and we hear more than one or two couples through out the day were caught kissing in a romantic shower of petals. For the evening’s festivities, paper lanterns hung from the trees left the party area awash in a soft glow and garlands of flowers decorated the tents that dotted the glen. Faaaabulous!

We hear that even Big Britches Erin who has practically been in hiding since her break-up with Smoooth Cowboy Jake came out to join in for a bit. She was quite quiet throughout the night but looked lovely in a pale yellow dress with yellow flowers braided through her hair. We can’t help but wonder — is she really that torn up over the break-up??? Don’t get us wrong, Smoooooth Cowboy Jake is quite dashing but it’s not like B.B. Erin hasn’t been through a break-up or twelve in the past!

OMG! What was Krazy Kitty wearing??? Was that a…. GASP…. dress??? It was indeed! She looked downright mind-blowing in a fabulous light golden gown cinched to draw attention to her teeny tiny waist! We hear that Taneth helped her pick out the number and that was evident by the gorgeous pink flowers embroidered through out the bodice. Fantastic! Her man, Tass, was there in a exquisitely tailored jacket without a shirt underneath (for a bit of sex appeal) and similarly tailored pants.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee even showed up looking as lovely as always! And her loveliness certainly did not go unnoticed. We hear that her old friend and legendary duelist Elijah showed up in the Glen. The pair seemed anxious to make up for lost time and were quite chatty. The flirting was HAWT and HEAVY just as it should be on Beltane!

The Mischief Makers were evidently in full force! Chief Mischief Maker Eless looked even more stunning than normal! She had on a dress of shades of sheer blue that just barely covered her in all the necessary areas! Fantastic! It certainly made us wonder if she’s on a Man Hunt! She was there with DoD-er Rena who was looking pretty fly herself in a red number. She’s been dressed up quite a bit lately. Big thumbs up to that!

Even their darling little Trin looked adorable in a stunning, simple white sundress as she served as May Queen! And what a perfect May Queen she was! She bounced everywhere and seemed absolutely thrilled by being involved in the festivities. Her rumored boyfriend wasn’t present but that didn’t stop her from naming a Green Man. She choose young Loxley to serve in that capacity and we HEART the imagery of a young man standing on the cusp between childhood and adulthood serving such a role.

We’ve reported several times that Twin Spice has been seen getting awfully close with Awesome Alain. Well, we’re thisclose to labeling the pair a true “couple”. He didn’t stick around long but spent enough time to greet his girl with a kiss and even had a present with him for her! We are totally shocked by this pairing! It’s not often you see a naughty girl hook up with a naughty boy! Speaking of which, Twin Spice kept quite close to Not-So Tiny Tucker (who seems to be much more the “good boy” that the “naughty girl” type goes for) while he was working the grill. This is much more the type we see up her alley! In fact, the pair actually left the event together. We’re starting to wonder where Doc Eva is.

Have we mentioned lately how much we love love love Ayly! Girl is FIERCE!!! She showed up wearing a ruffly white number with a lace bust. She looked quite nearly innocent! She was accompanied by her current man, Wolv, as always. This girl is certainly not the type to show up for an event without the appropriate arm candy! FINALLY, it happened! In that perfect setting, Wolv dropped to a knee and presented Ayly with an extravagant diamond ring set on a gold band! The crowd cheered! Ayly sobbed! The answer was a very adamant YES! FABULOUS! They didn’t linger long after. We’re sure they had some, uh, celebrating to do…. if you know what we’re saying!

Maeve was every bit of the Maeve that we’ve all come to know and love! She was showing off a nice set of abs with a green tube top and white linen cropped pants held in place by a funky green, yellow, and white belt! We hear that she had a cherry blossom behind each ear and swirling designs painted in white across her body in her people’s tradition celebration of Spring. She was eager to meet up with her friends, including the delicious Taneth, and the ladies were in a fine mood for some music (which Maeve provided on her bongos) and dancing!

Much to the delight of the ladies gathered, Antonio set up a kissing booth after the festivities starting the Beltane weekend!!! All the donations were matched by Antonio and the money went to charity. Even the May Queen Trinala got in on the act and offered up her kisses as well! We hear that Alysia and Crazy Train Tara were both quite shocked to see Tass step up first in line to kiss Antonio! That certainly doesn’t even begin to describe how surprised Antonio probably was to have a MAJOR kiss laid on him by Tass! Krazy Kitty only laughed. Those two are QUITE the interesting pair!

A FAAAABULOUS night was had by all! It’s the start of spring and we cannot wait for the spring and summer romances to begin popping up! What a fantastic spring this shall be!

Posted: May 9th, 2008 under Event.
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…So we know what you’re all wondering — were we able to sneak a source into the highly anticipated wedding between Sianna Fraiser and Johnny Smith??? Abso-freaking-lutely! And, let us tell you, it was all that we’ve been waiting for AND MORE! The road to the Southern Glen where the ceremony was held was scattered with lanterns on shepherd’s hooks and tied to each post was a cluster of white flowers tied together with a blue ribbon. That coupled with the fairy lights scattered throughout the trees created such a stunning look!

The guests were some of RhyDin’s most upstanding and interesting citizens!

Brian and Jenai Ravenlock were both there and, man, did they look spiffy! Brian was cleanly shaven in a fashionably suit while his wife looked absolutely stunning in a silk lilac dress! It’s almost unreal how good she looks having given birth to twins so recently. Way to go, Jenai!

The DIVINE Mrs Storm arrived in carriage with her husband Yummy Ewan looking like the absolutely adorable pregnant woman we knew she would be! She was dressed in a floral, ankle-length dress that accented her growing belly. Yummy Ewan also had his mother with them. We should have guessed him to be a mama’s boy! Not that there’s anything wrong with that! We’re definitely a mama’s boy! The trio was joined by the always stunning Sylvia who is rumored to be having a relationship with a Fraiser of her own in Sianna’s brother, Hudson!

Even PAARTY Girl Chase appeared quite…. lovely and demure! We’re not sure what was wrong with her. In fact, she may have even been (dare we say it?) SOBER! She looked quite lovely in a white flowing skirt paired with a fitted white jacket. Fashionable and slightly edgy enough to pull off wearing white to a wedding while still appearing appropriate. Good for her! Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day, right?

We mentioned just how gorgeous S’jira looked when she was leaving the Inn for the wedding in an earlier blog. Well, she looked no less stunning when Head Pussy Panther escorted her to her seat! Head Pussy Panther needs to put the wedding rumors to rest and FINALLY pop the question to that beauty! Can you only imagine what a stunning bride she’ll make???

Smoooooth Cowboy Jake left his usual denim-clad fillies at home and instead was seen in the company of DoD-er Rena. Even DoD-er Rena managed to scrap her usual duds for a stunning sleeveless red dress! She should definitely wear that color more often. It made her skin glow fantastically. It’s too bad Boy Toy Aaron couldn’t make it! He really missed out. Shylah and Guthorm were also present! We hear that the Norse beauty gave the man quite the stern look for trying to sneak in a bit on the late side.

Are we the only ones that find Lil’ Boy Blue Locke just tooooo suave for words! We have a feeling that PAARTY Girl Atalanta may agree! In an the elegance of a simple black tuxedo, Locke escorted the lovely Atalanta to the event. His effortless style seems to be rubbing off on her! The party dress she had on was utterly amazing! We MUST know the designer. It was a fun, flouncy knee length white number with a black floral pattern and cinched to accent her envy-inducing waist with a black ribbon. Very stylish couple indeed!

We are absolutely dying to know who that man was whom Wyh Not entered with! She looked delicious in a simple yet elegant strapless royal blue gown overlaid with silver snowflake sprinkled chiffon. Edible! He was quite the hunk himself. We gathered that his name is Ciaran and he is quite the suave looking bachelor! We do hope that Wyh Not has found herself a delectable little boy toy! She so deserves it!

What is it about men in kilts that causes a woman’s heart to skip a beat? Peredhil and Johnny certainly didn’t disappoint in that respect! The pair looked downright dashing in their jackets and kilts as they waited the ladies. We hear that Johnny only had eyes for the end of the aisle, looking for his bride! How sweet!

Juliane and Ballerina Katarina served as lovely bridesmaids in dresses of a soft blue that definitely emphasized the women’s lovely physiques. We hear that a smile appeared on Jolyon’s face as he caught sight of the women. Yet, as usual, we are at a total loss as to which woman caught his fancy! Jolyon, Peredhil, and the Smith girls shall be the death of us!

Johnny’s face nearly broke in two with the stunning smile that erupted on his face as he spied his lovely bride, Sianna, on Hudson’s arm walking down the center aisle. We hear that she was sung a beautiful song about their love as she glided towards the altar! Her dress was utterly AMAZING! The fitted dress of a pure white lace clung to her bust before bursting forward in a lovely flow of silk at her knees. A demure half veil covered her face just enough to entice without being over powering and distracting. Very simple, very becoming.

Before family, friends, and a preacher, the pair exchanged some lovingly worded vows before the party departed. We hear that the reception was held the following morning in the Glen which had been transformed again in a vibrant celebration of spring! The same group of close family and friends gathered to toast the happy couple and wish them the best!

….which is a hope that we share! Congratulations, Sianna and Johnny! It’s been a long time coming and we are so happy for you both!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Event.
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Some of RhyDin’s finest bar flies, debutantes, sports stars, and celebrities gathered in the Southern Glen for a major Country & Western BBQ Bash! The early spring rains that have settled over the city held off but it was quite the chilly evening. We hear that there was lots of people snuggling up around the fire to stay warm! If snuggling wasn’t your cup of tea, there was also square dancing and rides on a mechanical bull to keep the blood flowing!

The more we see of this Caitlin chick, the more we absolutely adore her! She’s is just too cute for words! The pretty brunette seemed to want to play wallflower and, in fact, even had a book with her. But she’s far too pretty to blend into the landscape! She was dressed in a cute brown halter top and a lovely white peasant skirt.

The music was lively and so was Amber in a jaunty dress with a full petticoat as she hosted the square dancing! She was shuffling her feet to the music and was totally in the part! While she kept the dance floor hopping, Tucker made sure that all the party goers got their fill of BBQ, all the fixings, and beer! He also seemed to be flirting with the same odd bird we’ve caught him with before! We hear that her name is Dru and, although, she looked quite lovely in her pink and white plaid dresss, we’re still not sure about her. Plus, she better not even THINK about stealing Doc Eva’s man!

Later she was seen taking a spin and laughing with Peredhil. We’re a little worried about this girl! She’s always seen with the men of some of our favorite women! Plus, with as crazy as Potter Piper has been lately, we haven’t seen too many smiles out of her Perry. For the first time in a long time, Peredhil actually seemed to be enjoying himself in public…. and was surrounded by beautiful unattached women!

OMG! Do we LOVE Aly or what?!?! This girl just knoooows how to put together a costume. She was dressed like a HAWT sheriff! In fact, she can cuff us anytime! Her, uh, assets were quite snugly settled into a black vest with zip underneath and paired with a black cowboy hat, skintight black pants, and the outfit was completed with a shining badge! Just too hot for words! Really! She was even able to get her man Wolv into the act this time.

Ballerina Katarina kept her dance card full! …But what do you except from RhyDin’s loveliest dancer??? She was spotted taking turns around the dance floor with Johnny and Peredhil but once she spotted Jolyon, she only had eyes for him! Jolyon was not interested in dancing with the lovely ballerina! Is he insane??? Instead he was captivated by the bull riding which Katarina seemed to want no part of! In fact, she seemed quite concerned over Jolyon’s interest in it and was overheard lecturing her cousin Johnny when he spoke of it.

Everybody in attendance seemed to be in a festive mood! And Smooooth Cowboy Jake was certainly no exception! You had to know that he would be there. This is riiiiight up his alley. He looked quite comfortable as he hung out with a GORGEOUS looker! We hear the girl’s name is Molly and she also looked right comfortable in her cowboy hat, jeans, and boots! These two weren’t interested in dancing, though. They had their eyes on the bull riding! Jake skipped the mechanical bulls and went right to the REAL DEAL! The sizzling hot Molly cheered him on as he showed the crowd how it was done. Wowza! An opera date with a mystery redhead??? Bull-riding while being cheered on by a hot cowgirl??? His stock is REALLY rising during this break with Big Britches Erin!

It was a fab-fab-fabulous event and fun was had all around! We can’t wait until the next Red Dragon Inn sponsored event comes along! These are too much fun!

Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Event.
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We hear that the Great Hall looked absolutely amazing for the Carnivale Masquerade Ball Saturday night! The room was elegantly decorated in purples and golds with mage lights in the shape of stars hanging from the ceiling to illuminate the dance floor! A string quartet was present to give the revelers some dancing music and should the dancers need nourishment there was plenty of rich food and spirit-filled drinks to be had!

We hear that the dashing Johnny started the night out by taking AJ for a spin around the dance floor. We hear she looked maiden-like in her white chiffon gown with extensive bead work on the bodice! Johnny didn’t stop with AJ whose later dances were reserved by her husband, The Bum Phillipe!!! Johnny was seen taking a turn on the dance floor with a number of lovely ladies. Who knew he was such a fantastic dancer???

With those blue curls there was no mistaking CHARITY Jewell! Her blue ball gown had a bustle that was a work of freaking art and the black lace that adorned the bodice and made up her gloves were HAWTNESS!!! We hear that Maeve in a serious mask native to her homeland was seen showing CHARITY Jewell some of the dances of where she is from. We HEART Maeve! Absolutely no inhibitions!

It seems that Querylon has not yet murdered her husband, Venom Vinny! The pair were seen together with Venom Vinny in a stately tux and his wife in a pure white dress that we hear is one of Koy’s wonderful creations. Funny how Vinny kept to himself and didn’t socialize with his normal pals! In fact, TRASH-tastic Jade had on a sexy black number with a silver half-mask but Venom Vinny didn’t even look her way!!!

It seems TRASH-tastic Jade’s man was too busy to make it but she had a date with a pink-clad Rhy who was without her man as well. Those boys better be careful. Crazy or not, you don’t let women that fine run around unattended!!! Jade and Rhy were also accompanied by a sweet young woman who we are told is named Sarah…. and she’s normal looking! Her strawberry blonde hair was swept up elegantly and she was draped in rich layers of a light green fabric. Where DID Jade and Rhy find this one??? She’s fabulous! We sure hope they don’t trash her out!

Kacey was also without her man but we’re not all that surprised. We definitely have a soft spot for him but he’s not exactly the ball going type! She was seen chatting with her friends between hiding her identity behind a mask covered in dramatic peacock feathers.

Doc Eva was also without a date which had us much more disappointed! Come on, Tucker! Step up your game! It was such a shame considering we know he would have been floored to see his crush in a slinky black and gold gown. We hear that Doc Eva wasn’t too thrilled either about Tucker not showing up and let it be known after a couple glasses of champagne. Doc Eva spent most of her time gossiping with DoD-er Rena who obviously had allowed her friends to dress her! Rena had lost her jeans for the evening for a majestic sparkling black, silver, and gold dress. Lovely!

Wolv didn’t seem to really get the idea of a masquerade ball as he was in full dress uniform. However, he looked quite regal in his own right. Thus, we must assume that the lovely woman he escorted in is his newest “lady friend”, Aly! Now she’s something too look at!!! And, man, does she know how to live it up!!! Her dress had to be the most elaborate of the evening. It was a gorgeous purple silk with some fabulous gold detailing that matched the theme of the night. He’s got to stick with this chick! She’s faaaaabulous!

Awesome Alain was seen by our sources trying to hide in a smart suit and a hunter mask. Yet, his limp from the mishap earlier in the week and the general manner in which he carries himself made it quite obvious who he was. He was overheard talking to Ren (who looked almost lady-like in a hot red number) about places to hide a gun when in a dress!!! Alain seemed quite the expert on the subject. We’d wonder if we weren’t absolutely positive that the reason he’s an expert on the subject is because he’s undressed so many gun-toting women in his day!

The new hottie around town, Adrienne, was truly the belle of the ball!!! She looked stunning in an fairy tale-esque green dress with a well-fitted bodice and a mask covered in leaves. A stranger named Owen took a moment to help fill her dance card but he was later seen macking on a lovely woman dressed in a fairy-like gown of varying shades of blue and sea green! For quite a while our sources could not identify the masked woman but soon she identified herself for us!!! It seems that the unknown kisser was none other than Warrior Fairy Trinala in her “big” form! That girl sure knows how to get her man!! And it seems that Mini-Frank Cor (who was not there for the dance) might still have a chance with the lovely Adrienne!

The former governor was still in a partying mood it seems! Krazy Kitty was unmistakable in HAWT red leather and was seen tipping back a couple drinks while chatting with the lovely Shy! We adore Shy and she looked super curvy in a fitted black lace bodice! Her golden mask of white feathers and black ostrich plums gave her such a regal air! Both of their dates showed a bit later into the night. Tass was present to make sure Krazy Kitty didn’t get too wild and Shy was accompanied by the soft-spoken Elijah.

Speaking of people that are unmistakable, the goooorgeous Wyh Not was spotted making an entrance and looking all sorts of fabulous! It seems that her recent scare is long behind her and she was making quite the scene in an elegant midnight blue dress trimmed with shimmering silver paired with a sexy silver mask!!! We hear she’s newly single too! MAJOR! She just became the hottest bachelorette on the market!
OMG! Potter Piper looked just beautiful in eye-catching gold! Pipes was ABSOLUTELY irresistible and we weren’t the only ones to think so evidently! Peredhil just couldn’t keep his eyes off of her and before the night was over the pair were seen intertwined on the dance floor and sharing sweet kisses!!! It’s about darn time, Perry and Pipes! This couple looked absolutely thrilled to finally give in to the obvious chemistry between them and we only wish that we had been there to see THAT moment.

Locke got all sorts of attention from the laaaadies! The hottest new tender was looking his usual smart, dashing self and has a sense of style that just seems to be an absolute magnet for pretty women. There was only one pretty woman that had his eye, though! He quickly dismissed the females that approached him to search out the one that has seemingly caught his eye — Atalanta! That’s one lucky girl!

On the subject of new young couples, Ethan was there looking quite mysterious in costume and made a beeline for the lovely Maeve! The usually cheerful, smooth Maeve seems to become such a mess in his presence! We’re starting to buy into the rumors that there is something going on between the pair. They took several spins around the dance floor and our sources tell us that they were seen leaving together! Too cute!

Wowza! Our sources report back to us that Eless was there looking her usual lovely self but WITHOUT Bad Boy Wil! It gets more shocking! She was seen having a very intimate conversation with her ex Connar! Now there have been rumors that Wil was talking about postponing the wedding. Could Eless now be having second thoughts as well???

…And now the awards go to:

Belle of the Ball: Adrienne. We love fresh faces and she’s the freshest around. Modeling agents? Look this girl up! Quick!

“What were they thinking?”: Baker. Big shock, huh? He was seen wearing a t-shirt and a “mask” that consisted of fake glasses, a fake nose, and a fake mustache while partaking in the free alcohol. And DoD-er Eve who was in her street clothes! Although, we HEART her, we can’t believe that she couldn’t have at least borrowed a gown from fellow DoD-er Koy for the evening.

Best Dress of the Night: Aly! Without a doubt! The girl obviously knows how to do a masquerade ball and do it right! For any other occasion the gobs of purple fabric, elaborate gold detailing, and insane purple mask would have looked ridiculous but it was PERFECT for a Carnivale Masquerade!

Simple Can Be HAWT Too: Atalanta. We’re used to the PAARRRTY Girl being absolutely insane but she looked stately in a black vintage number with gold elbow-length gloves. We love girls that can look good by scouring the vintage stores! Brownie points for Atalanta!

Most Handsome Couple: How can we not choose Perry and Pipes??? Her dress was amazing. He looked dapper. However, most importantly, they were both so thrilled to be there together that they were absolutely glowing all night!

What a fabulous event! We’re so thrilled to hear all the juicy gossip and only wish we were there in person to enjoy the festivities!

Posted: February 25th, 2008 under Event.
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Did you think our sources would miss it?!?! NEVER! We were out in full force Wednesday night in the Marketplace for all the festivities and we didn’t fail to spot some of RhyDin’s movers and shakers! The night was gorgeous and the Marketplace looked beautiful. A festive time certainly seemed to be had by all!

Sylvia and her ADORABLE children were seen on the skating rink having such a grand time! It’s so nice to see a good motherly figure in this city engaged in such a fantastic outing. Several of our sources were absolutely delighted watching her and those cuties having such a fun time! It was good to see dear Sylvia smiling! She’s such a doll!

They were joined on the rink by Sylvia’s good friends and recent newlyweds — Storm and Ewan! We were so happy to hear that one of our favorite couples was seen together! We do hope these two last! Such a classy pair! Eless was also seen on the skating rink and she was without her male companion, Wil, for most of the night. However, one of our sources claims to have seen him come to pick her up from the market late into the night. Wil needs to learn to keep a closer eye on such a gorgeous woman!

HEIFER Jewell was seen greeting her old friends as she has recently returned to RhyDin from sea. You know, we almost feel bad calling her “HEIFER Jewell” now. Far too few of this city’s movers and shakers actually care about anyone but themselves. Yet, the word on the street is that Jewell is hosting a charity dinner to support a new theater being built! We LOVE the theater and LOVE anyone that is making positive changes like this in the community. Thus, it is with mixed emotions that we retire the moniker “HEIFER Jewell” and dub her “CHARITY Jewell”…. at least until after the event on December 28th.

She was overheard discussing politics with Awesome Alain. Alain expressed interest in voting for Mini-Frank Cor but lamented over not having seen him in forever. CHARITY Jewell just expressed mirth that he was indeed in the mix for the governorship! We agree with CHARITY Jewell on this one!!! In fact, Jewell seemed to be leaning towards voting for MAN-tastic Matt!!! Will MAN-tastic Matt be the dark horse?!?!

We actually felt bad for Erin who, our sources claimed, kept herself apart from the crowd and watched the festivities from an out of the way bench. Perhaps the crowd was too much for her after her ordeal. She still seems to be favoring one leg over the other. We do hope she gets better soon! We are bummed out that we feel too sad for her to make fun of her!

Piper soon joined her and cheered her up with that bubbly conversation that Potter Piper’s so good at! Man, how we love Potter Piper! So sweet and caring!
SUUUUUPER Des and her husband Gav were spotted walking arm-in-arm with cups of hot chocolate!!! They seemed to be having a romantic, child-free night. It was awfully cute we were told!

Speaking of cute, we’re told that Cutie Carley and her Hunky Carpenter Glenn were absolutely edible!!! The pair skated shakily but did so arm-in-arm to help each other balance. Several times Glenn helped the adorable little elf keep her balance! We think it’s pretty safe to say that these two are a legitimate couple now and we’re so thrilled about it!

All in all, it was a fantastic night and we only wish we could have been there to join in on the fun! We hope you all have a very merry holiday (whichever holiday you may celebrate) and a happy new year!

Posted: December 21st, 2007 under Event.
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Friends and foes alike gathered in the Glen to celebrate Guy Fawkes Day (some wholly snobby British holiday celebrating some self-indulgent moment in history or another) and to hear the results of the results of the charity auction! Elly’s pumpkinheads wandered the Glen passing out mugs of warmed cider and there were barrels of ale scattered about! Cute little Elly was the master of ceremonies and did such a good job! We HEART her!

Despite the music, booze, and fun, the highlight of the evening was the announcement of Elly’s charity auction results! There were certainly some interesting developments and we were there to witness some of them!

Chryrie put down quite the sizable donation on Head Pussycat Panther! Could Chryrie’s marriage be stumbling??? Does she have a crush on Puuurfect Panther??? Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall for that “date”??? Even her sister The Gov Kitty seemed confused as to what Chryrie’s plans with him would be!

Speaking of The Gov Kitty, she was won for a whooooooping 5000 nobles by….. drum roll, please…. Tass! The Gov Kitty seemed thrilled with that result! There was a note attached with the winning bid for The Gov to meet Tass at a particular hot spring. Oh la la! The Gov Kitty was actually BLUSHING!!! HAWTNESS!

In the interesting twist of the night, Lassie Cassie and Awesome Alain’s relationship took a blow! Bad Boy Darren won Lassie Cassie for 150 nobles!!! Only a 150?!?! Awesome Alain didn’t think she was worth any more than that??? MAJOR BLOW!!! To make matters worse, Awesome Alain did have a winning bid on another fine lady — Kacey! If it wasn’t so darn funny, it would almost be sad! ….But it gets EVEN better, DoD-er Charlie placed the winning bid on Awesome Alain so Lassie Cassie won’t get that date she was hoping for at all!!!

You know that Lassie Cassie couldn’t take that with any sort of class whatsoever. She, of course, made a scene by throwing a temper tantrum and throwing her mug at Darren. Blah, blah, blah. We LOVED this whole entire situation! Have fun cleaning Darren’s toilets, L.C.!

The DIVINE Mrs. Storm was present and accounted for as was her lovely husband, Ewan! They are just TOO cute! Ewan placed a respectable bid on his wife so that she wouldn’t be cleaning anyone’s toilets anytime soon…. unless perhaps Ewan gets off on that sort of French maid thing!

It seems that Good Boy Jake has been suckered in by the succubus WHORE-acious Erin! He ponied up 4,575 nobles to spend a day with her! Ugh. We’d pay him 4,575 nobles to keep her AWAY for a day! GET OUT NOW, JAKE!

We were a bit nervous (but also a bit curious) to find that we were won for 17,500 nobles by CAP — the Coalition for the Advancement of PJ! It seems we have our answer as to why DoD-er PJ was hitting up her friends for cash over the past week!!! We haven’t heard exactly what PJ has up her sleeve for us yet but we’re dyyyyyying to know!

All-in-all it was a FANTASTIC event that raised a grand spanking total of 135,816 nobles for The Gov Kitty’s new medical clinic for the needy! Think of how many sick kids that’ll treat! You’ve just GOT to HEART both Kitty and Elly for the charitable deeds! AMAZING! 

Posted: November 7th, 2007 under Event.
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The reception aboard the Missus Mallie in the Hylan Harbor was just as extravagant as the ceremony! A calypso band played while guests rubbed elbows and dined on their choice of lobster, prime rib, or jerked chicken on the main deck inside the long dining hall. The blushing bride and grinning groom were jovial and the guests seemed to be having a grand time!

The spectacular list of who’s who that attended would be much too long to get into but we will trudge on with some highlights of what happened!

Gav was seen with his wife (who performed the ceremony) mingling for a bit and toasting the couple with champagne before ducking out for his shift behind the bar in the Inn. Gnimish and Sandy were spotted partaking in the champagne drinking and snogging in a corner!!! Too cute!!

Brale Brother Baker and DoDer Evie took a quiet leave just after the ceremony, making several naughty jokes about what they would do on Evie’s famous Batman sheets. Before they managed to zip off, however, Good Boy Cor cornered them to discuss the possibility of them marrying. Who wouldn’t want to see a union between the Brale Brothers and DoD?!?! It’s like a match made in HEAVEN!!!

Speaking of Good Boy Cor, he was noticeably dateless. Rumor has it that he’s been dating the brunette tender twin Spice but he hasn’t been seen in her presence in public in quite some time. Could Cor have already lost a second girl this year??? Poor guy! As for her twin’s man, Bad Boy Darren… well, he was spotted at the reception spending a bit of time with the adorable Uriko who seemed to be his date for the evening! Even wonderfully bubbly Taneth stayed and bounced around for a bit!

Cas showed up just in time for the reception with a present for the bride and groom. He even dropped his sour face to bestow a smile or two upon the happy couple as well as some of his old friends, including Jaycy and Caedia. He looked on in abject horror as G’nort, then Caedia, and finally Cor took to the stage to serenade the happy couple. Speaking of which, who knew Caedia could sing?!?! Girlfriend’s got herself a NICE set of pipes!

Her husband and RhyDin’s HAWTEST father, Kheld, didn’t entirely forget her! It seems their kids were sick and he wanted to wait until they were all bedded down before leaving them with the sitter! AWWW! So cute! Caedia and Kheld certainly seem to appear to be still going strong!!!

One of our sources CLAIM to have spotted the elusive Tareth Thorn who is Caedia’s brother and had a long term relationship with his Company of the Dragon teammate, Charlie. In fact, Charlie supposedly broke up with Cor claiming she was still in love with Tareth several months back. Considering Charlie was seen leaving the party in G’nort’s company, we doubt these rumors are true. However, we have our sources keeping an eye out to see if he’s spotted again!

The DoD girls were being very vague about the noticeable absence of DoDer and close friend of both the bride and groom, PJ. They seemed to be attempting to keep the fact that she didn’t show up away from Koy so as not to upset her. Charlie was overheard telling Koy that PJ had showed up late and left just after the ceremony because she was feeling under the weather. PJ, however, was never spotted any where near the New Haven event. There’s an unconfirmed report that she showed up at Mercy General Emergency Room last night with injuries consistent with a motorcycle accident!!! There’s no word on her condition or if she is still in the hospital!!!

Cute Single Erin was seen chatting up her date Jacek during the reception. The pair seemed quite taken in conversation with one another!!! We HEART how Erin is working this single thing!!!

All in all, it was a GORGEOUS wedding and is certainly one of THE social events of the year! Matt and Koy seemed utterly happy and their friends seemed thrilled for the pair of them. All that’s left to say is exactly what was spelled out in fireworks as soon as Koy and Matt were pronounced husband and wife — FINALLY!!!

Congratulations, Matt and Koy Simon!!!

Posted: August 6th, 2007 under Event.
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Although we were unable to attend, we have heard that EVERYBODY who is ANYBODY showed up at Koy and Matt’s wedding last night!!! While we do believe that might be an overstatement, after reviewing with our sources the who’s who that showed up and what happened once they got there, we must admit that it is quite close to being a true statement!!!

The owner of Millie & Mallie Department Store hosted the event on a STUNNING yacht — the Missus Mallie — in New Haven’s Hylan Harbor!!! The ceremony took place on the top deck beneath the night’s sky on this gorgeous late summer evening decorated by delicate white paper lanterns. The yacht was brimming with the fashion elite, a number of dueling celebrities, dedicated Confed soldiers, and some of the city’s most notable bar flies!!!

The women closest to FLAWLESS Koy were fabulously dressed in her own designs! And since this was the wedding of THE premier high-end fashion designer in Rhy’Din we must describe what everyone wore!!! Matron-of-Honor Stick was dressed in a black backless halter gown with a band of sheer pink lace sitting high on her hips and then flowing out in a full, floor-length skirt! Fellow DoDer Charlie was in a black organza dress with pink belt and a cropped black leather jacket. The newest DoD member Eve had a shirred style dress in black with the single shoulder strap lined in pale pink. Best “Man” Jaycy had on a black bodice with a flattering sweetheart neckline and black skirts with a hint of pale pink peeking out from beneath! Bridesmaid Rena was in a black belted dress with a slim skirt hitting just above the knees and a modest v-neckline trimmed in pink. RhyDin’s HAWTEST MILF, Caedia, showed sans her equally hot husband but dressed in another of Koy’s black numbers — short satin with a plunging v-neckline adorned with black saw-tooth lace edged with just the slightest hint of pink. Caedia’s dress was DEFINITELY our favorite or perhaps it was just how she WORKED it!!!

Dressed in a t-shirt to be made to appear as if it was a tuxedo was Brale Brother Baker who escorted DoDer Evie to the affair! Rena’s date and solider boy toy Val was quite dapper in his unique red uniform. Charlie was often seen in the presence of her employer G’nort but it is unclear whether he was her date. We doubt it, however, considering G’nort’s loyalty to his current wife. As for Ms. Free Love Jaycy, her rumored on-again/off-again “special friend” Leo was present in a fine green suit.

The adorable Gnome Lovers Sandy and Gnim showed up dressed in their finest as well for the ceremony. The pair seemed quite content with one another. Perhaps this wedding was making them think of their own upcoming nuptials!!! Cute Single Erin was dressed in a lovely pale pink gown with an ever present flower in her hair and was accompanied by a handsome stranger whose name were told is Jacek. Lassie Cassie in a pale silver-blue gown also joined her friend to watch the ceremony. Unfortunately, she forgot to bring her best accessory — her boyfriend!

Rena and Stick had beautiful bouquets of pale pink lilies and tulips. Smartly dressed in handsome tuxes, Matt’s sons from a previous marriage served as ringbearers while his lovely young daughter littered the aisle with pale pink rose petals. The groom stood waiting at the end of the aisle dressed in his dress blues, waiting for his lovely bride.

And “lovely” does not even begin to describe FLAWLESS Koy! She floated effortlessly down the aisle escorted by a handsome man who were told was her brother in a chiffon and silk tulle gown of tiered layers with the slightest hint of pink falling past her ankles in wave after wave of shredded chiffon and tulle plisse.

The ceremony that SUUUUUPER Des performed for the couple was one that many had never heard before. Word has it that the bride’s rep has explained that the ceremony was of the bride’s native homeland. Needless to say, it was gorgeously worded and both she and Matt looked thrilled to be finally tying the knot! Fireworks lit up the night’s sky as the pair sealed the deal with a kiss!!!

Considering the crowd gathered one couldn’t expect that the ceremony would not get off without one or two…. well, minor hitches. Near the end of the ceremony, Erin’s date, Jacek, took a tumble which caused Caedia who was sitting near by to fall as well. It took the pair several minutes to become untangled… but let’s just say that Jacek had an encounter that many dueling fans have been hoping to have for YEEEAAARRRS! Meow!

Also, with the bridesmaids in question, you had to know that there would be violence out of that sect. According to our sources, there was a bit of a disturbance in the peanut gallery. G’nort, in particular, called out something…. inappropriate towards the alter which in turn prompted Matron-of-Honor Stick to turn around and whip her bouquet in his direction. PRICELESS!!!

Posted: August 6th, 2007 under Event.
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We’re going to the chapel and we’re gooooonna get married! How beautiful was Stephen and Jewell’s wedding?!?! We have heard allll the details and we are still so so so disappointed that we could not make it! Expect this entry to be full on fanboy because, man, are we impressed!

The wedding of the year was held in the beautiful RhyDin Conservatory in the New Haven district. The decorations were opulent but not over the top. Everything was perfectly classy and the gardens surrounding the Conservatory were oh-so perfect! Magical glass chandeliers cast a romantic glow upon the proceedings!

Daniel looked delicious in his modern-looking black tux! Loved it! His date for the night was his absolutely stunning sister Cieara. The Queen of Class was dressed in a plunging (enough to be sexy but certainly not low enough to be in bad taste) emerald dress.

Also present? The green-haired lovely Lydia in a slinky purple number wonderfully cute heels and a clean up swept hair-do. Cute Single Erin earned her moniker ONCE AGAIN! BEAUTIFUL! Her skin was nicely offset by a pale pink dress cinched and bejewelled just beneath the bodice. We love her classic style!

Cor arrived sadly not with any of his RU brethren but looking mighty dapper in a fine-fitting tux! Elessaria was wearing a stunning dress! Must found out the designer! It was a pale blue pencil thin to show off her fantastic figure and was adorned by countless midnight blue flowers. Sexy vixen Charna was spotted at the ceremony dressed in a funky red and white number. That girl suuuure knows how to WORK IT! Even SUPER Des and her Gav (last year’s WEDDING OF THE YEAR) came to watch the newest “it” couple coronated…. so to speak.

We were so glad to see our FLAWLESS Koy in a stunning black silk dress adorned with a yellow tulip with the best accessory of the night — her Man-tastic Matt! The pair were too cute and totally attached at the hip after their months long separation!

And then the MAIN EVENT started!

As all of Jewell’s many children watched on, Amthy walked down the aisle first in a pale peach sleeveless gown offset with dark gloves! And then Jewell followed and our FLAWLESS Koy did NOT let us down! The dress gown she designed for Jewell was simply… well, FLAWLESS! Jewell was clad in a cream-colored tulle and taffeta that SCREAMED of class. She seemed to be walking on air and looked utterly breath-taking!

Stephen certainly appeared stunned! The sight of his lovely bride definitely seemed to cause his heart to skip a beat… or twelve! Gov Kitty performed a lovely ceremony! EVERYBODY was on their best behavior. There were quite a few misty eyes and Jewell was unable to make it through the

…And what do you expect from a marriage between a pirate captain and a fae?!? There was, of course, a great party to follow! The alcohol flowed freely! People were merry and flirtatious! It was the PERFECT night!

Congratulations to Captain Stephen Kidd and the Former Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell Ravenlock! We wish you the best of luck!

Posted: June 9th, 2007 under Event.
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