Overheard Around Town!

- “Kids are the worst kinda STD’s one can get. You gotta feed em.. water em.. change the litter box.. #$%^&*  that.” And that, folks, is why Brale Brother Reap will never be voted RhyDin’s Most Eligible Bachelor.

- “There’s a lost and found box. We can borrow things from there. I’ve found top hats, and muffins, an’ socks.Or maybe a beret. I would like a french snowman. He would be holding a baguette also.” Is Rowdy Rekah not the cutest thing in the entire world???

- “Do you people have any idea how difficult it is to kidnap Santa’s elves an’ force them to do slave labor for you?!” Wow. Crazy Train Tara gets a little more frightening ever year. Don’t worry, kids, Uncle Lucky Lawyer Lucien, will keep big bad C.T. Tara from ruining Christmas.

- “Aymeric, I know yer a bit confused from all that inbreeding, but a whore is yer mother… ye know a woman of indiscriminate tastes that isn’t exactly sure who was her last bed partner.” Ouch! This is exactly the sort of burn that is making us totally fall for Fiora!

- “At least you’re supporting your local brewery. That’s practically being an environmentalist, right?” No, not really, Quinn.

- “I guess I can cross, ‘Get violated by a dragon’ off my Things To Do in Rhydin list, finally.” So claimed Harris after being sat on by Mega Mom Icer.

- “You use men’s testicles as a speedbag and the Alliance of Rhydin Diseases is considering changing the name of their most common check up package from “The Jaycy” to “The Teagan”. Why should I not me afraid of you?” Actually, Nova has a really good point. We’re pretty afraid of Teagan now too.

- “My name and the word alimony are synonymous.” Crazy Train Tara kills us!

- “Oh God. Do you know how much that nose cost me?!” Wow. Yep, Joey really did say that to Kelathe in the Outback after Kelathe kicked her in the face.

- “Eleanor Day is when everyone greets each other with right hooks.” So said Eleanor. Remind us to stay home on Eleanor Day! That sounds a bit dangerous!

Edited: January 11th, 2010

Overheard Around Town!

- “I find that women and minds are an annoying combination.” You can blame that one on Brale Brother Baker!

- “We playin’ telephone? I used to always add the word ‘penis’ even if I didn’t hear it. ” That little tid bit from Captain Sassy Pants Eve does not surprise us one bit.

- “Good news!! Apparently I’m easy!” We hate to burst your bubble, Playboy Shane, but that’s not news.

- “That is not what I donated. ” According to Neo when Deliciously Sinful Sin streaked the Charity Auction.

- “Ali’s got like.. six cooches. He’ll show them to you if you ask.” Ali’s got six… what, Deliciously Sinful Sin?!?!

- “Bout the same time you have puppies?” Head Pussy Panther in response to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee asking him when he and S’jira were going to have kittens.

- “Whatever happened to the golden days of the RDI….where lesbians and loose women where only a hands-grope away?” Another classy line courtesy of Brale Brother Baker.

- “Maybe she’s like an..uberlesbian?  You know.. the kind that absolutely despise dudes, and wear burckenstocks?” Don’t blame us if you’re offended. Blame Brale Brother Reap… but we’re guessing you’ll have to get in line. He offends people just waking up in the morning.

- ” It’s called planned parenting, Icer.  The problem with being fully sentient creature is we don’t mate just for reproduction, so to say.  So the smart thing is to pick the times, instead of just letting yourself pop out kids like a bubble gum machine.” Therapist Chryrie’s thoughts on the dragon epidemic.

- “That bothers you?  Figured you’re the type that’s on your knees some way or the other sorta often.” Lil’ Lirssa to Brale Brother Baker when he complained of getting his knees dirty by crawling around. Score: L. Lirssa 1, B.B Baker 0.

- “Nah….yer thinkin’ of my bitches.” Brale Brother Baker in reply to Lil’ Lirssa. Score: L. Lirssa 1, B.B Baker 1.

- “That’s just gross, Half-baked.  Really, isn’t there a law against doing that to animals?” Lil’ Lirssa in reply to Brale Brother Baker. Ding ding! We have a winner! Final Score: L. Lirssa 2, B.B Baker 1.

Edited: June 21st, 2009

Overheard Around Town!

- “You know, I think he’s been gaining power. Like some kind of power-gaining, pink-haired dynamo!” So says Psycho Skid about Yours Truly! Thank you, Psycho Skid!

- “Baker, if your little swimmers are anything like you are, they’re too drunk to impregnate anyone.” So declared Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell.

- “Oh, that’s right Kitty! You and Tass got bonded.. and well yeah, I missed it. Bad things happen at any weddings I attend, so I don’t go to em anymore. Ya know, like assassins showing up, or someone choking or falling off cliff kinda stuff.” Tasha sure is the life of any party!

- “Was Baker engaging in carnal acts on the bar again?” Asked Kid Not-Doc Anya. Gag us! We sure hope he hasn’t been caught doing that in the past!

- ” I’m pretty happy with good hands, a good butt and a well-stocked fridge.” Mad Cow Kazzy on what she likes in a man.

- ” I’d like my jello now, and this is how I want it prepared.  Prepare the jello mixture in a large bowl.  Go into the walk in fridge in the kitchen, then place both your boobs into it until the jello congeals.  Then bring it out to me.” Evidently Brale Brother Baker has found a new love in brale jello.

- “Read the gossip blogs for the evidence — confusing and generally short-lived.” Awesome Alain when asked about his personal life.

- “There is sexual maturity, and there is mental maturity.  Most reach the former way before the latter.  And some never reach the latter at all.  Case in pont. ” Kid Not-Doc Anya in reference to the Dread Pirate Robert! Ha!

- “Will you just shut up and drink yourself stupider?” Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell to Brale Brother Baker. We’re not entirely sure that’s possible.

- “Damn, Smalls! You’re squealing like a school girl in health class. The day they show the tape about what happens to the boys.” There’s got to be some sort of medication for Mad Cow Kazzy’s very special brand of verbal diarrhea.

Edited: April 27th, 2009

Overheard Around Town!

- “This Jake character can’t take a little criticism? Sure thing, tell him Jochin Nagadari said he’d rather drink fresh half-troll, half-dragon, anthro fox vomit any day o’the week. And you can quote me on that.” Oooh. Them there words from Jochin are going to get him in MAJOR trouble. Somebody should tell the boy that you don’t mess with Red Orc Brewery and you certainly DO NOT mess with Jake Thrash!

- “An’ fer the record I would be willin’ tae ‘old any other part o’ ye Tonio can ‘ave yer ‘eart.” The Dread Pirate Robert to Kid Not-Doc Anya. It seems Robert hasn’t lost his touch for being a perv!

- “I have a limit on important things I can remember. It’s, like, one and a half. I remember my name and to put the toilet seat down. But nooooooooo. That’s not enough for some people. I have to remember to put pants on before I go outside too.” We’d actually prefer the pants to Hilarious Harris remembering his name.

- “Robert, I am leaving him in your capable hands. Please try real hard to avoid getting my boyfriend drunk enough where he catches syphilis or some other God-forsaken communicable disease.” Crazy Train Tara upon leaving one of her many boyfriends to drink with Robert.

- “I’m thinking cheap motel, two women, a bottle of tequila and a jealous boyfriend.  Take it as you will.” Awesome Alain’s take on how Deliciously Sinful Sin will die.

- “Just you wait, I’m going to have a Pauly Shore movie night slash Backstreet Boys dance party and no one else is going to be invited. Except Kazzy… because she needs to be educated with the epic.” Wow, Lizzie. We don’t think anybody else would WANT to come to be put through the double horror of Pauly Shore AND the Backstreet Boys.

- “I dunno.  Wife won’t let me cut him open and count the rings. Something about him not being a tree.” Hilarious Harris to Aja when she asked how old his son was.

- “You could steal all the whiskey and nuke the bar, and the Red Dragon’d still make money.” So says Awesome Alain but we have a feeling that Head Pussy Cat Panther would prefer you didn’t test the theory!

- “If I were you, Mrs. Sianna, I wouldn’t let anyone dally with my sister-in-law.  I mean, I know it happens all the time in Rhydin, but I always thought Miss Juliane was one of the…well…not a pantsjumper, if you know what I mean.” Lirssa needs a one-way ticket to charm school! On the double!

- “Tara ye know where tae find me when ye wan’ some friggin’ in the riggin’.” Classy, Dread Pirate Robert. Very, very classy.

Edited: April 7th, 2009

Overheard Around Town!

- “I don’t know what the safe word is!!!” Hilarious Harris to Crazy Train Tara as she beat on him.

- “Taneth, you shouldn’t mail order things in the GangStar. They are usually a scam.” We’re offended, The World’s Hottest Helston Fio! We have only the finest advertisers here! Which reminds us! Do you want to make lots of money and do absolutely no work ever?!?!?! If so, take a trip down to the Rellington Offices on 343 N. Brevard Street! Tell them that the GangSTAR sent you!

- “Soerl is not so old as way way way way way back.” Or at least so says our Darling Taneth. Soerl might not be that old but we think Old Lady Collie would fit the bill!

- “Didn’t I vacuum you up a few years ago?! Who let you out of the bag?!” Crazy Train Tara to Good Witch Elly after G.W. Elly angered C.T. Tara by supporting Mini-Franker Cor for governor.

“You didn’t. I was never stuck in a vacuum bag – just Cor’s pants.” Was G.W. Elly’s reply! OMG! We don’t even want to know!

- “Ssstylin’ and Reptile-in’!” Isn’t Lizardman Bran the funniest?

- “Tell thet story walkin’, longhair.” BLUE Mish to Caine as they argued over Michiko.

- “Oh Marco! Good man, I like his work.” So says Bodacious Brian just in case you didn’t appreciate us fully before.

- “See, here’s how it would go down. We’d get drunk, have sex we wouldn’t remember, and then wake up feeling dirty. I’d have to cry on Tucker’s shoulder. He’d have to beat you up for taking advantage of me. Why don’t we just skip the middle and Tucker can punch you in the eye right now?” Saucy Serena fending off Mish’s pick-up lines.

- “‘D remember tha sex. Yer’d remember tha sex.  An’ if’n yer en’t already feel dirty jes’ f’talkin’ ’bout havin’ sex wit’ me…yer already won thet battle.” Was BLUE Mish’s reply. We already feel dirty just thinking about him having sex!

Edited: March 29th, 2009