- “Nah, I been b***h shoppin’ all day. Nuthin. Tell me, what should I look for in a good bondage girl?” Baker to Lord Brutin when Lord Brutin questioned him on whether or not he’s found a slave girl yet.

- “Bondage? Is that like punk metal or something? You crazy kids and your loud music.” DoD-er Eve to Lord Brutin when he asked if she herself was a “bondage girl”.

- “I’m not *just* a rat, sir! I’m a PiRATe! ARRR!!” RAT-tastic Napoleon to Lil’ Boy Blue Locke.

- “I don’t know that god. Where does he/she/it hang out?” Kairee when meeting someone claiming to be of the Eastern Orthodox faith.

- “Mmmm ‘appiness is indeed a warm gun.” Unwashed Pirate Stephen after shooting Crazy Train Tara!

- “Now lets slap Marco with my balls.” Brian while preparing to dunk us into the tank at the Beltane festivities.

- “Look private… general… whatever you may be. I could probably be scarier than most, and if I can’t be.. my sister is crazy, French, and pregnant. Watch yourself. She might go all magical maverick on you.” Teen Terror Alex’s commentary on her sister, AJ.

- “Of course you do. She’s female and mobile.” Krazy Kitty to Awesome Alain when he mentioned that he enjoyed one of Tara’s personalities.

- “Goodnight insufferable female with an inappropriate hair color.” A parting from Crazy Train Tara (or more specifically, one of her alternate personalities) to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell

- “So, did you want to Role Play again….like we did the other night, where you’re the subservient chick and I’m the dude you wanna bang?” Brale Brother Baker to Crazy Train Tara.

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Overheard.
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- “Listen, man. Don’t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you’re pushing a B-cup. I’m not the one who dressed you. ” The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- “”Why thank you. I’m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.” Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- “I’m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!” Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- “I don’t understand what’s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That’s it!” Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- “You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she’ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.” Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn’t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn’t it sound as if she’s speaking from experience???

- ” I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.” Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker’s story?

- “I wonder if there’s enough room for Sartan’s ego and Bran’s tail in that ring.” Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- “Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?” So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- “Name’s P’Imp. I’m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?” The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- “If you need help, Rena, I’m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.” So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Overheard.
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- “If Matt ever cheated on Koy, his dentist would be removing bits of her high heel.” We totally HEART Kitty!

- ” Frank fights like a chicken. Plenty of squawking and dancing around.” So claimed The Bum Phillipe! We’re publishing this because we want to see Frank kick The Bum Phillipe’s you-know-what for saying it!

- “I am pregnant with Veighn’s love child! I could not wait for Stephen to get out of jail, and Veighn offered to take me out on that..um..hearts and naked baby day so we went out. He woo’d me quite well, I must say. I only threw up a little bit when he licked me with those three tongues this time.” So claimed CHARITY Jewell. We’re more disturbed than amused, really.

- “Asians are hot, man.” Another classy Graziano line from Tony.

- “Who wants tae be goin’ out…tha’ requires spendin’ money…me I jus’ be lookin’ fer a quick ride tae tuna town on the skin ship.” Robert even comes close to offending US sometimes!

- “Oh, see, that ain’t gonna work then. I keep my va-jay in check, and non-tuna-y.” Was Trixie’s response to Robert’s above comment!

- “What page are you guys on in the Kama Sutra?” Baker to Pipes and Perry in an attempt to see how serious their relationship was. We HEART this question as a deciding factor on whether or not two people are a couple or not!

- “Stitch’s a jackal, not a dingo, Hina. He did NOT eat your baby.” Bree to Hina in response to Stitch’s claims that he made a snack out of her son.

- “I’m the most kick-assinest Tender in this dump of a city.”  Baker makes up a new word. We should keep a dictionary of Baker-words!

- “Don’t you beat me up both morally and emotionally damn near every time you see me?” SPEEDSTER Nova to Big Britches Erin after she gave him a hard time for not dueling her.

Posted: March 15th, 2008 under Overheard.
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- “Cause the Ravenlocks don’t do the media.” ….or at least that’s what Brian says. Has he met CHARITY Jewell???

- “A date? We did not even make anyone walk the plank. How is that a date?” Pirate Girl Teagan to the One and Only Robert!

- “Why can’t we have ‘Tool Week’ or maybe ‘Manly Sword Week’?” Gav’s reaction to his wife’s excitement over attending Fashion Week!

- “What’s so wrong with how he looks? Granted, he may not run but he can reach tall shelves. There’s nothing wrong with being somewhat big.” Hodge was overheard saying about Rix who (while a bit on the pudgy side) is quite tall. And really isn’t reaching things on tall shelves all that a man is really needed for?

- “Hmmm. You think word got around I shot someone last week in here and that is keepin’ ‘em away?” SUUUUPER Des muling over the lack of patrons on a Tuesday night.

- “Rand’s pickup lines are pretty awful since he got that manor. ‘Hey, come check out my spa baby. The Natty Ice is on tap.’” Smokin’ Sartan about the Baron of New Haven Rand.

- ” So… he tells you he’s not into commitment. But then he turns around and gets a lifemate. Essentially saying he’s alright with commitment, but not to you. And you’re still his friend? Are you a tile floor or something? Laid right the first time and he can walk on you for life?” The Gov Kitty giving dating advice?!?! How awesome! She so needs her own article in the Oracle doing this on a regular basis!

- “My wife’s fingers aren’t so special, but her tongue makes up for it.” This one can be blamed on Anastas. No further comment needed, right?

- “Oh, the Oracle. I use to line my kid’s hamster cage. Guess that explains why the hamster keeps trying to commit suicide.” Buuuuurn! Amal is going to spank Nova for this one!

- “Oh dear god ye really do ‘ave a death wish dun ye? I dun know ‘ow ye can find ‘er sae sexy ‘er feet stink li’e week old fish left out in the sun.” Stephen to Robert about SMASHING Issy!

Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Overheard.
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- “I really need to get back into the sexy calendar business. Then I’d have a reason for wandering around with a camera taking pictures. I’d probably stop getting arrested too.” Where is Stick when Blue-Haired Fiend Harris needs to be beaten back into line?

- “Have a secular wedding. Can’t imagine what gods would sanctify your union.” Alysia to The Gov Kitty! We love Alysia’s wit!

- “Koy’s like spicy food… hurts both ends.” So says the Baron of New Haven Rand. We wonder if MAN-tastic Matt knows about Rand’s carnal knowledge of DoD-er Koy!!!

- “Vote fer Robert Kidd ‘e luvs kittens!” One of Robert’s many odd campaign slogans.

- “We’ve all be raised to believe that lesbians are all sorts of hot. Another generation lied to by the movies. Next I’ll learn that I can’t kill indiscriminately without consequences. That’ll be a dark day.” Speedy Nova complaining to Blue-Haired Fiend Harris.

- “Hey Lana, don’t freak. I mean abstinence makes the heart grow fonder… Isn’t it like a famous quote er something? Like the DollyLama said that… er something.” It’s a good thing Rhy’s so darn cute because she doesn’t seem to have much in the brains department!

- “Be careful, Jade, you don’t know where he’s been. Come to think of it.. he doesn’t know where you’ve been. Carry on.” SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to Jade about her flirtations with Damien!

- “If they ever showed him a picture of just my face and asked him who I was, he wouldn’t have a clue. However, if they showed him a picture of my chest, he’d know right away.” So said The Gov Kitty about none other than Blue-Haired Fiend Harris!

- “‘oly craw it be colder then a Helstons bed out there it do!” Really, who else but Robert would say that?

- “Buddy. There are no rules after your impregnate the woman. After that it’s you versus her. And you’re always outnumbered.” Nova’s advice to all men thinking of knocking up their womenfolk.

Posted: January 7th, 2008 under Overheard.
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- “I’d tell you to keep it in your pants… if you wore pants.” PJ to Imp after finding out that the little sex deviant has a brood of twenty-eight.

- “If there were no standards and no fact-checking, surely the government wouldn’t let him publish, right?” Anastas about our blog! Ha! We’d love to see The Gov Kitty TRY to stop us! We’re THE VOICE of the PEOPLE!

- “I’ve only been married three times, twice to the same woman/whale.” Classy, G’naughty G’nort. Very very classy.

- “There are duels tonight? Is there ever a night someone is not trying to bash someone’s brains in?” Potter Piper has evidently not figured out this is RhyDin! Of course, there’s never a night someone is not trying to bas someone else’s brains in!

- “Come on, Peej. We’re getting drunk. If you fight an orc, you’ll just end up smelling like one.” DoD-er Charlie to DoD-er PJ. These are two CLASSY broads!

- “You know, if we had a winter carnival, they could be climbing walls.” So said the witty Sylvia also in regards to the orcs.

- “Sid is somewhere around ‘Old as Dirt’ and ‘Why aren’t you dead yet?’” Only The Gov Kitty would have the nerve to talk about Den Mama Sid like that!

- “I’ll call you Fred Flintstone.. You make my Bedrock.” One of Sugar’s all-time best pick-up lines!

- “That sounds like too much work. I’ll go with what I’ve got.” When G’naughty G’nort told Speedster Nova to work on his people skills.

- “Governor, G? Would that make you the third horseman after Roland being Overlord and Harris marrying Stick? I think you would be pestilence. Harris would be castration. And Roland would be … what’s that other horseman? Geppo?” Nova upon learning that G’naughty G’nort is a gubernatorial candidate.

Posted: December 24th, 2007 under Overheard.
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- “Yer girl need a place to chill for a bit? More va-jays are always welcome.” Scath-babe Trixie gives us the real Scath-babe motto — more va-jays are always welcome! LOVE IT! LOVE HER!

- “Now Eless be ‘ot an’ all but jaysus lad she keeps ‘er honey stashed away tighter then a virginal nun.” That Robert is one class act!

- “Aren’t you like 300 in cat years?” Sartan has some balls for that remark to The Gov Kitty.

- “I don’t swallow.” WHORE-acious Erin to G’nort. We don’t know what she was talking about and, honestly, we just don’t want to know. TMI, girlfriend!

- “Just use your underwire, PJ. It’s sturdy.” MAN-tastic Matt was overheard telling PJ when she was looking for a weapon to duel with.

- “I probably should have bet on her, too. But then, why buy the cow when you get the kitty for free.” G’naughty G’nort about The Gov Kitty at the announcement of the Charity Auction results.

- “You know, Nathan… if I can get my hands on that little grey midget, I’ll shake him until candy comes out.” The Bad Ass Quote of the week comes from Awesome Alain!

- “Well hell hello aren’t you a bit of t&a..Panther is making better hiring choices all the time.” Robert appears on this list AGAIN!

- “Ohhh, so she’s jailbait.  I should’ve known.  You always were a dirty old man.” The Gov Kitty in response to Darkmere telling her that they are waiting for his girl’s birthday to get married.\

- “Are there cows here? Like big dogs. Have horns. Go ‘moooo’ when they’re hungry.” This one comes from a new off-the-wall character whom our source says goes by the name Anastas.

Posted: November 15th, 2007 under Overheard.
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- “Baker.. and Eve.. are spawning? Please tell me this is a joke. Contraceptives… I must start handing out free ones… soon.” The Gov Kitty’s take on Baker and Eve reproducing.

- “Oh god, I had vale once. But I was young and in college.” Our DoD-er Evie admitted in the Inn. Don’t know what vale is? Just think about it for a minute. It’ll come to you…. Got it? Sad that you didn’t go to Evie’s college? Yeah, us too.

- “Can we have a midget preside over the wedding!?” So asks Baker.

- “I’m just glad that if she is knocked up, I’m not the father.” G’naughty G’nort’s oh so CLASSY take on Eve being knocked up.

- “Or an Uncle! I don’t know if it’s a boy or girl!” Evie to fellow DoD-er Rena in response to Rena mentioning that she would be an aunt to this baby.

- “Who to feel sorry for here? The kid or Rhy’Din?” Lang on the subject of Baker and Evie reproducing.

- “Yeah, and then back to yer place…we should have all the fun we can now before you get all bulbous and whiney.” Are we the only ones surprised that Baker can use the word “bulbous” in conversation?

- “I’m gonna give him a gift certificate for a free neutering..” The Gov Kitty on the present she was planning to bring to Baker and Evie’s baby shower.

- “Besides…what’s the big deal about parenting anyway? They get hungry, you give em a Twinkie.. They cry…you leave… They crap themselves, you put them in the yard and turn on the garden hose….” Baker’s take on parenting. OMG! We wet ourselves!

- ” If you think I’m poppin’ out yer booze runner without you gettin’ me a ring you got another thing comin’! I can cross my legs and hold it a really long time, man!” Evie to Baker on getting married before the baby pops out. We just don’t even know what to say anymore!!!

- “You know…boy or girl..it really doesn’t matter….the important thing is that it gives us a tax deduction.” Baker. These just keep getting better and better!

Posted: October 23rd, 2007 under Overheard.
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- “Blue hair means yer nuts. Green hair means yer too uptight. Or something I guess.” Ooooh, the gems that come from Carley’s mouth!

- “This would be more entertaining if we were in chocolate sauce instead of mud. Or possibly mustard. Mustard is an underrated condiment. ” We sometimes wonder if even Harris knows what he’s talking about.

- “Maybe if you ask Xeno politely he’ll sign your Duel of Swords collectible card or his “Wizards of Rhy’din” card. He does love to have his ego stroked that way.” Only Kairee has the nerve to talk like that in front of Xeno! That’s why we HEART her!

- “Some marry fer wealth, I married fer violence.” So says FLAWLESS Koy. And she’s supposedly the “classy” DoD-er.

- “What? Was that over the line? I get so confused over where the line actually is. Everyone has their cross to bear in life, I suppose.” DoD-er Charlie in response to Erin shooting her a glare for threatening to make Cassie drink out of a straw for three months.

- “I call Moe!” Our DoD-er Evie when Lang called her, Brale Brother Baker, and TRASH-tastic Jade RhyDin’s version of the Three Stooges.

- “It’s nice hair, it’s just the wrong color. Warmer colors are needed for cold climates to stand out.” Elly’s stance on blue hair. We HEART her sage fashion advice!

- “I’m sure you already scare children enough. You’ll probably get all the candy in the neighborhood this year. You’ll even win the “My Face is My Costume” contest.” Harris continues to cause trouble while being ABSOLUTELY hilarious!

- “I met Gustavus’ wife! And she knows an amazing amount about sex.” So said Alex about the sex-tacular Kaja!

- “Mmm.. pillage? I hear that is back in fashion this week. I hear down near the docks, it’s pillage one ship - get one free.” We love when Panther gets all witty!

Posted: October 23rd, 2007 under Overheard.
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- “Ey big bad an’ fury…paws… literally paws off me wifes backside.” Unwashed Pirate Stephen to Panther. LOVE IT!!!

- ” I didn’t get voted in just because I’m sexy.” Kitty, after coming up with the BRILLIANT plan of throwing The Stew at the zombies.

- “Oh, Baker told you about that thing I do with my tongue?” OMG, Evie! We’re dyyyyying to know!

- ” I just figured out what i’m gonna be for halloween. I’m gonna be Lady Godiva’s horse…yeah! And Sammie can be naked and ride me all night long.” Wow. Way more information than we wanted to know, Darren.

- “Haven’t you heard? I’m already damned. I’m the Governor. Politicians are doomed from the moment they take office.” The Gov Kitty telling the zombie infestation.

- “It is the Red Dragon Inn, sometimes hilarious, sometimes dangerous, but always illuminating.” Wise words from Sylvia.

- “Sugar fried Erin’s brain and made her sad or something. And Darren can’t get happy in his pants, I guess. Touche all around.” Evie’s run-down of what went down between Cute Single Erin-Bad Boy Darren-Sweet Sugar on Monday night.

- “I’m what Darwin was talking about bud, I eliminate the weak… so the strong can survive.” So said Brian Fury to Lang during a heated argument in the Inn. This is the bad ass quote of the week!

- “Do I need to rearrange your testicles again?” So asked Harris to Darren. We didn’t know these two were so…. close.

- “And I’m really great at fighting. You should have seen me destroy that Fatty Fae. ” From Carley, evidently referring to HEIFER Jewell! OMG!!! WE LOVE CARLEY!!! That’s the best nickname EVAR!

Posted: October 15th, 2007 under Overheard.
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