Fall Talon of Redwin Tournament!

The Talon of Redwin Tournament, in honor of the GREAT former Overlord Siera Redwin, is the perfect time to witness some of the Arena’s hottest new talent go head-to-head! To make it even better the tournament is sponsored by Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew! The Arena’s hottest young talent dueling their hearts out + the title holders watching for their new competition + Badsiders flowing freely = an excellent night of drama!

We hear that Darien was busy interviewing potential employees for that piece of crap Post while the match was on going. Evidently some graphic designer/cartoonist was looking for a gig. We have to wonder what’s wrong with him to be unable to get a job with a legitimate news organization. Yeah. Burn. When asked why he wanted to work for the Post, the interviewee stated that it was a “professional” news organization, not just another “gossip rag”. Hilarious! We. Die.

Iiiiinteresting! We hear that the Baron Tormay was trying to get Sal to join his house — House deGorol! Baron Tormay had quite the sales pitch in attempting to get Sullen Sal to bite. We have to wonder why the baron would put so much effort into getting a commoner with a record barely over .500 on board. Could he see something in Sullen Sal that caused him to pick him out of the crowd for an invitation into his dueling house??? As this is a brand new house we have little to go on when it comes to Tormay’s skill in finding young talent but he was overheard saying that if Tormay didn’t believe he was a horrible student, he just had to “ask Jaycy”…. a clear reference to the falling out the pair had when Sullen Sal was Lil’ Black Book Jaycy’s squire!

While Sullen Sal was busy turning Tormay down, Deliciously Sinful Sin had found another way to amuse himself! Flirting with a lovely young woman who called herself Harper. He was pretty shameless as always and even personally invited her to the dueling showcase he was hosting the following Tuesday. We suppose that you just sort of become used to this sort of behavior out of D.S. Sin after you’ve been with him for a while. He’ll certainly never change! In fact, our sources say there was even a discussion about a dinner date between the two while Sullen Sal looked on with a bored expression!

PIMP Imp was in rare form in more ways than one! He managed to hit on pretty much every woman that stepped foot in the Arena, including his opponents! He faced off in the second round against former Talon winner, Ms. Wyh Not! Our sources tell us that he even tried to convince her that he was the Overlord and that she should have his babies. Now we’re usually of the mind set that babies are ALWAYS cute but…. baby imps??? Even if the womenfolk were quick to turn down Imp’s advances, nobody could match Imp’s skill! He sailed through the tournament into the final round to face off against Thorne but even Thorne couldn’t keep Imp from taking the win!

Congratulations, Imp!

Edited: December 25th, 2009

Fall Warlord Tournament!

A talented pool of warlords that included several former barons and former overlords gathered to fight it out in the Fall cycle Warlord Tournament for an intercession free shot at the unpopular Overlord, Anubis Karos. There were twelve warlords plus the Talon (due to a new perk that will now be associated with the Talon allowing its winner to enter into the storied event) and it seemed that all were well prepared to lay it all down for a chance to win the test of endurance, stamina, and heart!

That corny enough for you? Great! Onto the show!

We love Slutty Pirate Teagan because she never fails to entertain! It seems  she is not giving up on her desire to bed Smokin’ Sartan. Not that we can blame her. The guy seems to spend all of his time working out. However, that girl really cannot seem to get enough lovin’ to make her happy. She’s got to have some daddy issues… or self-esteem issues… or maybe a combination of them both. Later in the evening, Smokin’ Sartan was seen trying to hook S.P. Teagan up with his single buddies, Speedster Nova and Randy Rix. Either he’s a really bad wingman or she’s smarter than we think she is because she turned the boys down. Better luck next time, guys!

Oddly enough, Morgan showed up to duel! We hear that she had a less than stellar night but we can only hope that’ll bring her into the Arena more to hone her skills! There were quite a few old-timers not only dueling but also watching! In fact, Des was in the house! Yep, you read that right! SUUUUUPER DES! We’re so glad to see her back! You better believe we’re dying to know where she’s been, though! She was pretty tight-lipped about what she’s been up to as of late. She’s definitely a very private sort of lady but if we find out anything we’ll be sure to pass it along!

What is up with FLAWLESS Koy??? We really hate to say this because we absolutely adore the woman but…. is it just us or is she not looking quite so FLAWLESS these days??? We’re not just talking about those awful boots she’s been wearing (which she evidently has to wear because of an injury) but she down right just seems like a mess and there were no signs of change at the tournament while she hung out with Baroness Real Estate Mogul Rena and one of the warlords entered in the tournament, Kheldar. Our sources say that they rarely see her without Red Orc Brewery’s Skullsplitter Ale in hand. We sure hope she gets her act together soon. We don’t like to see this at all!

R.E.M. Rena had her new man, Rico, at her side while she watched the warlords battle it out. We hear that Cowboy Jake showed up for a while and invited the pair of them to a tree trimming party on his ranch. What fun! He also made sure to extend a very special invitation to the gal he’s seemed to have his eye on, Marvelous Mira, but Marvelous Mira didn’t really commit and suggested she may get stuck working. He’s hot, honey! And he’s polite and hot and good to you and hot! You HAVE to make that happen!

Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin had another date night in the Arena. The pair spent the night snuggled together and seemed to have a bet riding on the winner of the tournament. We can’t tell you what the bet was because it’s too graphic for even THIS publication but nevertheless we bet the boys had fun after the tournament. Both chose Wrecking Crew members with Sullen Sal put his hopes on Tical and D.S. Sin putting his on Kheld. Interestingly enough, the Crew guys had LOYAL Baroness (and fellow Crew member) Maria on hand to support his bid to win a chance to take down the Overlord.

In the end it was Sullen Sal who turned up the winner of the night when his pick ended up winning! Tical came out of the winner’s bracket after dominating the competition and defeated Joex who banged his way through the one-loss bracket. Therefore, it’ll be yet ANOTHER rematch between the Warlord Tical and Overlord Anubis!

Congratulations, Tical!

Edited: December 8th, 2009

Archmage Tournament!

Monday night saw a spike in the magical energy on Twilight Island signaling another Archmage Tournament hosted by the fantastic Tormay! The Islands’ top mages — Real Estate Mogul Rena, Neo, Roman Cassius, Topaz, and Xerzes — gathered to duke it out in a double elimination style tournament to decide who would face current Archmage Venom Vinny for the right to hold the title!

We hear that Gullible Guil was on hand to cheer on his favorites. It seems he didn’t take so kindly to our sentiments on his new bride and her pregnancy. Luckily for him, Michiko was on hand to tell him not to listen to us and to reassure her friends that she is loyal to her man. Boooooo! Booooo, we say! We would like her much better if she was much less loyal to her man. As for Gullible Guil, he’d be a lot better off if he listened to our words of wisdom rather than ignore us…. but WHATEV!

Our Darling Taneth was, of course, present and accounted for! What would a tournament be without O.D. Taneth cheering on… well, everybody from the sidelines??? Her new furry little buddy, Chester, was hot on her heels.  Also hanging out with her was Crazy Train Tara who wasted no time in oogling the participants. Really, shouldn’t Lucky Lawyer Lucien or somebody step in to keep these two from spending so much time together??? Every time we hear that O.D. Taneth has called C.T. Tara “Mama Tara” we die a little inside. It’s really disturbing. Almost as disturbing as when she refers to Old Man Tass as “Papa Tass”.

Archmage Venom Vinny’s attention span is as short as a gnat! About halfway through the tournament, he seemed to forget that he was there to watch who would be challenging him for his title and instead started making out with Crazy Train Tara. Yep, you read that right! He started MAKING OUT with a MARRIED woman smack dab in the MIDDLE of an ongoing tournament. These two definitely aren’t the walking embodiment of the phrase “low profile”.

We always knew that there was something going on between Simmering Sivanna and Keeper Neo and she’s not doing ANYTHING to convince us otherwise! In fact, she was spotted keeping an AWFULLY close eye on his ring Tuesday night. She was even seen mouthing words of encouragement to him. Oddly enough, there are reports that she was a bit teary-eyed even and that Aja did not leave her side through out the night. Iiiinteresting. We’re dying to know what’s up and really hoping everything is okay with her. We really love, love, LOVE the idea of her and Keeper Neo together!

Real Estate Mogul Rena’s man, Prof. Jolyon, cheered her on! We hear that Topaz even provided him with a set of pompoms. OMG! To make matters even more surprising, he used them! Prof. Jolyon using pompoms??? Is love in the air??? Perhaps the cheering section was what she needed because R.E.M. Rena stepped away the victor at the end of a very long night of dueling!!!

Congratulations, Real Estate Mogul Rena!

Edited: September 6th, 2009

Talon of Redwin Tournament

The Talon of Redwin Tournament, in honor of the GREAT former Overlord Siera Redwin, is the perfect time to witness some of the Arena’s hottest new talent go head-to-head! To make it even better the tournament is sponsored by Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew! The Arena’s hottest young talent dueling their hearts out + the title holders watching for their new competition + Badsiders flowing freely = an excellent night of drama!

We hear that there was a lot of new faces filling Tormay’s rings for the event! We evidently have a serious amount of work to do since our summer break because our sources had a hard time naming very many of them at all! No fear, friends! We’ll be back up to speed in no time!

One face that our super secret sources had no trouble identifying was Neo! In fact, we hear that the dueling prodigy may have even collected his first groupie! A very pretty little thing was shooting smiles his way. She’s definitely a new face around town and was awfully friendly! We hear that Neo was not feeling her vibe! In fact, when she leaned in to give him a kiss on the cheek, he turned the other way. Wow! Nice to know the boy has a good head on his shoulders. Floozies need not apply!

We hear that Simmering Sivanna didn’t seem too terribly thrilled by the young woman with her eyes on her dear friend. Iiiinteresting! We always knew that Simmering Sivanna and Neo were a weeeee bit close! But could there be more to it??? The newcomer was overheard telling Simmering Sivanna how cute Neo was and Simmering Sivanna whole-heartedly agreed.

Want to hear an oddity??? It seems there was a Laylla dueling in the tournament who got knocked out in the first round. This same Laylla was later overheard telling Jaycy that she used to be quite active in the rings but had been spending quite a few years traveling. Jaycy did not connect the dots but our sources tell us that one of her dear friends was married to a Laylla sometime ago. It certainly seems to be an unusual name and what we know so far fits the bill. We’ll keep a very close eye on this one!

In the end, it was Doc Anya that emerged victorious. Wonderful. Another reason for her massively large ego to swell. Maybe it’ll be a turning point for her. She certainly could learn a lot from a tough, no-nonsense woman like the late great Siera!

Edited: August 21st, 2009

Winter Warlord Tournament

A talented pool of warlords that included former barons and former overlords gathered to fight it out in the Winter cycle Warlord Tournament! Not only was there an intercession-free shot at Overlord Tormay but there was also TWO baronies open — Battlefield Park and Dockside!

The former overlord and former baron Rena had QUITE the supporting crowd in the audience. We’re told that Manly Mason and Doc Eva showed up ready to PARTY! The pair were loaded down with food, beer, and foam fingers! We hear that the pair certainly seemed to be enjoying themselves and were very vocal supporters of Rena. Jolyon joined them but the pennant waving and cheering seemed more confusing to him than enjoyable! That’s our Jolyon — much more comfortable in a library than a sporting arena!

Despite all that, Jolyon REALLY started getting into it. We hear that he was even on his feet a time or two and could scarcely tear his eyes from Rena’s ring! Iiiiinteresting, no??? Could Jolyon have a thing for the talented dueler??? They certainly have similar temperaments!

Darling Taneth was still revealing in her wedding plans and discussing them with her friend, Rory. Darling Taneth just seems so darn excited! It’s adorable. Her man, Tormay, kept busy in the rings and keeping an eye on who might be challenging him for his title! Rory’s man, SMOKIN’ Sartan, was one of those possibilities but was knocked out early. He had an interesting second round match against Teagan that left our sources wondering if there isn’t a bit of sexual tension between the two!!! There were certainly several curious looks shared between the pair. Teagan is pretty darn HAWT! It’d be hard not to notice!

Crazy Train Tara was present and accounted for as well to cheer on Anubis! With all the men in her life, we’re still not sure how she has time for anything other than men.  Somehow she manages to keep causing trouble, however! We have a feeling that her husband wouldn’t be too happy to hear that his wife was down in the Inn’s basement last night acting like a fan girl!

Rena emerged victorious from the winner’s bracket with Teagan coming from the loser’s bracket but Rena’s advantage couldn’t save her! Teagan took her down in two straight matches to win the tournament in her usual dominating fashion!

The crowd grew quiet to hear how the prizes would be chosen! Ms. Wyh Not seemed particularly interested! Could she be hoping to challenge for one herself sometime soon! She is quite the talented duelist herself. Even Chief Mischief Maker Eless snuck down as soon as her shift was over to find out how it would all play out.

Teagan decided to take the Dockside baronial ring and her decision was quickly followed by Rena taking Battlefield Park! P-I-M-P Imp gave the girls a good teasing for taking all the jewelry, leaving HAWT Daddy Kheld with the Overlord Challenge! It seems that Kheld won’t be sitting on this one. He made it pretty clear that he intends to press challenge to Overlord Tormay! That will be an excellent match-up!

Congratulations go to Teagan, Rena, and Kheld! What a fine event!

Edited: February 23rd, 2009