Crazy Train Tara had her chainsaw out again for one reason or another. Our sources wisely keep their distance from C.T. Tara when she has her chainsaw or flamethrower out. It did lead to Mad Cow Kazzy telling a story to Doc Eva and Manly Mason that confirmed that she and Grumbling Grem are still a couple. Evidently he recently got stuck in cement (no idea why) and M.C. Kazzy had to use a chainsaw to cut him out. So Grumbling Grem and M.C. Kazzy ARE still together…. or at least that’s what half of us here in the Den of Gossip believe! Some still hold out that M.C. Kazzy is just crazy enough to have killed him and stuffed him in her closet and that’s why he hasn’t been seen out in the usual haunts lately. They don’t think this story is believable because there’s no way Grumbling Grem is crazy enough to entrust M.C. Kazzy with using a chainsaw so close to his body. What do YOU think?

Well, well, well. Mini-Frank Cor has been keeping a pretty low profile recently but our sources spotted him Saturday night in the Arena throwing down. We hear it has been two years since he was in a ring but he did pretty well. Potter Piper certainly seemed pretty impressed. We were surprised to hear that she was hanging out in the Arena as she’s been pretty anti-dueling and has often been overheard trying to convince her good friend Rena to spend less time there. She and M-F Cor chatted for several minutes. He is single now! We wonder if Potter Piper is going to make her move! They would actually make a pretty cute couple. The only problem is that M-F Cor doesn’t have much of an attention span for girlfriends. They come and go awfully quickly around him!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was tending the bar and Kendall and Serena were there with her. We hear that Serena was telling the girls that The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker is better now! We’re super glad to hear that. Evidently all that commotion the night before led to Doc Eva cutting out whatever it was that was causing him to act like… well, like a dirty old man. When he felt up Our Darling Taneth a couple weeks back that was really the last straw. We’re glad that somebody finally did something! Now if only somebody will do something to help O.D. Taneth!

Oh, wow. Has Darcy had a healthy relationship??? Mega Mom Icer was overheard trying to calm her “daughter” down but not much seemed to be working. Somehow Darcy’s current boyfriend, Shadow, made her so angry that she made quite the scene. There was screaming, pounding on doors, and death threats. We hear that she COMPLETELY embarrassed herself by going all crazy girlfriend on him. Later when she finally calmed down a bit she was seen in tears, singing some sad love song. Le sigh. Will this girl ever gain some self-respect???

L.B. Lirssa was seen chatting with Lucky Lawyer Lucien! It seems that some believe she would be better off going off to boarding school! Aw! How sad would that make us??? We’ve got to say, though, it might actually be in her best interest. If she has the friends that can pay for some fancy boarding school, why should she remain in RhyDin tending bar and running the streets??? We hear that she didn’t seem really keen on talking about the subject and instead forced L.L. Lucien to tell her about all the fights he’s been getting into recently. Iiiiinteresting! Our sources couldn’t hear the details which is really a shame because we’d love to hear the explanation for L.L. Lucien’s recent short temper!

What…??? Brale Brother Reap asked L.L. Lucien if he would be okay with him…. well, doing something that even we can’t repeat to Crazy Train Tara!!! Does he have a death wish??? L.L. Lucien told him that he should go for it and C.T. Tara told L.L. Lucien that she would think of him while she was doing the nasty with B.B. Reap. Awesome. Nigel was seen talking quietly to B.B. Reap during this whole incident and perhaps he was able to get through to him because at the end of the night C.T. Tara went her way and B.B. Reap went another. One of the interns believes that B.B. Reap probably just did it to tick off Anubis. We’re not so sure, though. We doubt Anubis holds out hope that C.T. Tara is holding out for him and him alone.

We just do NOT get the rules of Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Joey’s relationship. It seems that while they are dating one another, they both have other men that they’re interested in. We’re not sure who Joey’s new man is but evidently S.P.G. Teagan’s guy is named Emmerich. According to our sources S.P.G. Teagan really seems to dig this guy. Not enough to give up Joey, though. We still think that this is just a phase in Joey’s life and that Teagan’s going to be hurt pretty darn bad when she moves on. In fact, our sources say that S.P.G. Teagan has invited Joey to move in with her but Joey declined. Iiiinteresting! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan wants to get serious with Joey but it’s Joey that doesn’t want to get serious with S.P.G. Teagan???

Harris hasn’t decided to start dueling again (which certainly would be a sight as he is a living Outback legend) but he has taken to hanging out in his old haunts again. Even G’naughty G’nort seemed a bit surprised to see him hanging out and causing trouble down there once again. We can only hope that this return to the dueling venues is followed by his wife’s return. We have heard some GLORIOUS stories about her!

Also worth mentioning is that Kitty was seen in the Annex with her husband… who is now sporting breasts. Yeah, for some reason Tass is a woman. We have no idea why and it’s one of those things where you just don’t want to know any additional information, you know?

It got even stranger from there. Crazy Train Tara was sitting in the middle of the Inn alone muttering to herself when all of a sudden she stabbed herself in the stomach with a dagger. Lucky Lawyer Lucien who had entered just as she plunged a knife into her belly immediately rushed to her to try to talk some sense into her. Unfortunately, she was too busy punching herself in the face, asking Brale Brother Reap for a hatchet, and running into walls to listen to sense. From what we can gather she was trying to purge herself from… well, unclean thoughts of her “LovePuppet”…. who we believe to be L.L. Lucien. Are we the only ones that find it odd that only a couple days earlier she was trying to kill L.L. Lucien out of love for Anubis and now she’s ready to kill herself out of love for L.L. Lucien??? The wonders of C.T. Tara! We just really have to wonder what god L.L. Lucien pissed off to deserve the women that he currently has in his life!

The Arena was heavy with dueling Thursday night but not a lot of gossip. Our sources did spot the legendary duelist Kalamere having a conversation with Lil’ Black Book Jaycy. L.B.B. Jaycy was overheard saying that she won’t retire while Anubis is still dueling because she feels she must counteract him and stand in his way of getting titles. We also hear that she told Kalamere that her newest boy toy Pslyder was attacked the week prior! Wow! According to L.B.B. Jaycy they had no idea who the attacker was but you know it must be somebody serious in order to take down an experienced duelist like Pslyder. As much as his relationship with L.B.B. Jaycy annoys us, we do hope that he recovers quickly and fully!

Thankfully, the ridiculous girlfriend didn’t stay long which gave Playboy Shane a chance to catch up with someone we’d really like to see him date — PAARTY Girl Chase! Oh, come on! They’d be perfect together. Can you imagine the bar tab the two of them could put together? It seems from the conversation that our sources overheard P.G. Chase and Brandon are living together. Iiiinteresting. We don’t exactly see Brandon as the type to live with a girl for very long before he marries her. He’s got some pretty good morals at the heart of him we think but P.G. Chase is so not the marrying type. We’re interested to see how that works out!

The city’s HOTTEST single dad was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night! No lie! Oh, how we’ve missed us some Bane! He was seen chatting with a couple Grazianos and Kheldar. Now if you followed our blog about two years ago you’ll know that for a while there was a very real sort of energy between Myria Graziano and Bane! In fact, our sources were pretty sure that they were dating for a while before Bane moved on to another chick which did NOT make Myria very happy. It seems that two years have not calmed her anger because she was pretty rough on Bane. Ouch. Poor guy!

We have a feeling that Eleanor is NOT going to like this! Brale Brother Reap was overheard by our sources telling Charna not to tell Eleanor how he got shot! Evidently Nigel has told Eleanor that B.B. Reap accidentally shot himself and B.B. Reap wanted to make sure that Charna would not tell Eleanor otherwise. Charna seemed to question whether or not Eleanor would buy the story and we have to agree with her. How long do they really think they can keep it a secret? Everybody in the city seems to be talking about the Melee in the Inn!

Speaking of people who probably don’t appreciate being talked about behind their backs, we hear that The Many Faces of Fio and Professor Jolyon were seen in a pretty intense looking conversation about Lil’ Bit Lirssa. We have no idea what it was about but we hear that neither looked too pleased or friendly with one another when it ended. In fact, we hear that T.M.F.O. Fio was actually seen storming out shortly after. What have we told you guys about pissing off pregnant ladies? It never ends well.

Oh no! Somebody STOP Playboy Shane from handing out relationship advice. Not only is it a bit odd to hear that he is spewing advice but to hear that he is giving it to his ex-girlfriend??? Crazy! But that’s exactly what our sources reported back to us. We hear that Darcy and Playboy Shane were seen chatting at the bar in the Inn and she acknowledged that sitting scantily clad on men’s laps while drinking heavily makes people think that she’s an easy slut! We’re shocked that she’s just coming to this realization. Of course Playboy Shane’s girlfriend, Scully, came waltzing in wearing a skirt and sandals… in the middle of winter… and immediately started kissing on him even though he was in the middle of talking to Darcy. OMG! Can you scream desperate tramp any louder than that??? Now we know it is Playboy Shane and he has a tendency of switching girlfriends more often than he switches his socks but have a little bit of pride! Don’t throw yourself at your man just because he’s talking to another woman!

The one thing you can always count on in the Outback is opal drama. Those things certainly seem to cause more drama than they’re worth. Smokin’ Sartan and Ms. Wyh Not were seen chatting about Icedancer at length. If you remember correctly Ms. Wyh Not called the match in which Smokin’ Sartan won Icedancer. However what hasn’t been mentioned much in reports of the event is that Ms. Wyh Not was VERY reluctant to hand over the opal. In fact, we hear that she seemed quite attached to it. Our sources tell us that Sartan was overheard telling her Tuesday night that he didn’t appreciate it when she called the opal “her’s” the night of the challenge. Ms. Wyh Not was very apologetic but had no explanation for the odd behavior. Strange!

Evidently Anubis survived the Melee in the Inn because he was seen alive and well Monday night in the Outback. We hear that he was overheard pushing Kheldar to duel him in the Tour so that would certainly suggest that he wasn’t suffering any long term problems from the brawl. It seems that through all of it Brale Brother Reap was the one who was the worst off having gotten shot in the leg. Poor B.B. Reap! He didn’t even start the thing! He was just jumping in on the back end!

The Taneths were also seen in the Outback causing problems. The Many Faces of Fio intervened and grabbed one of the Taneths by the hair for threatening Rowdy Rekah and Lil’ Bit Lirssa. We hear that she wasn’t just threatening them but threatening them with DEATH! T.M.F.O. Fio was NOT pleased and was looking quite ill. Once Manly Mason and Doc Eva jumped into the fray, the Taneths disappeared and T.M.F.O. Fio left Lil’ Bit Lirssa in their care to head home. We sure hope she’s okay because she looked pretty sickly Monday night!

Crazy Train Tara got into it laaaate Monday night with Joey and Darcy over…. what else? Anubis. Joey was trying to tell C.T. Tara the tale of Anubis attacking her but C.T. Tara insisted that Joey must have done something to provoke Anubis. Joey was evidently high at the time of the attack so her poor retelling of the story certainly didn’t help matters. The whole thing makes Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan so angry that she refused to even discuss the matter with C.T. Tara! Maybe S.P.G. Teagan really DOES have feelings! She certainly seems to care for Joey. Darcy told Joey not to bother since C.T. Tara is love sick over the slaver. No, Darcy. C.T. Tara is just plain sick. Sick in the head. Her love for Anubis is just another sign of it.

Harris bet Lil’ Bit Lirssa a silver that Harper would beat Kendall in a game of darts. We really didn’t think L.B. Lirssa to be the gambling sort but Harris is annoying enough to make anyone turn against their nature in order to shut him up! Kendall won the game of darts and L.B. Lirssa was excited to collect her coins. Perhaps Harper’s game was thrown off a bit because we hear she was admiring John’s new haircut. Well, after the game, Harris decided he needed to shake down Harper to recover the money he lost in his bet. The pair went blow for blow until L.B. Lirssa provided Harris with an ale… which, of course, distracted him from his shake down.

The night of fights didn’t stop there. Manly Mason and Doc Eva really ripped into Serena! Our sources couldn’t exactly tell what the argument was about but during the course of it both Manly Mason and Doc Eva stomped off once. Lil’ Bit Lirssa seemed to play peacemaker which again proves that she’s the most mature person in the Inn on any given night while Playboy Shane seemed to be sticking close to Serena’s side to offer emotional support. Crazy. We have no idea what this was about but you better believe we’re going to keep our ear to the ground!

Juliane was behind the bar and it seems that will be a regular occurrence. We do love Smith tenders! We hear that she caught Playboy Shane’s eye. Although, honestly, it’s not all that hard to catch Playboy Shane’s eye. Anyway, he was overheard asking Darcy about her later in the evening. We hear that Lil’ Bit Lirssa piped in to let Playboy Shane know that Juliane was Johnny’s sister and that if Shane got “all patty fingers with her” that Johnny would clobber Playboy Shane! HILARIOUS! We hear that Marvelous Mira was cracking up.

There were some Fight Night duels happening in the Annex but for the most part attention was focused on the Fists Tag Team Tournament that was taking place for the Tour. Although they only lasted one match, Jake and Napoleon certainly took the reward for best trash talkers! Who would have thought a rat and an orc would be so good at talking smack to their opponents??? They were so good, however, that we’re surprised that Smokin’ Sartan and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt were able to keep it together and beat them!

In the end nobody could match Sartan and MAN-tastic Matt’s skill and the pair took the tag team tournament. Congratulations to both of them!

The ladylike behavior (or lack thereof) did not improve, unfortunately, as they night went on. Shadow, Darcy’s man, was making some really over the top flirtatious comments to her that seemed to be making even Mega Mom Icer uncomfortable. Somehow those flirtatious comments led to a full blown fight between Shadow and Darcy. He actually picked her up and carried her out of the Inn with her cussing up a storm along the way. He evidently dumped her in a pile of snow outside the Inn and the pair went running off after one another. We’re starting to think that there isn’t an adult relationship in this city.

There was a lot of dueling Saturday night in the Arena! It seemed everybody was out and ready to battle in the rings! Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan did NOT seem to be in the mood for dueling but she did seem to be in the mood for violence. We hear that S.P.G. Teagan’s girlfriend Joey told her that Anubis had struck her and that S.P.G. Teagan was LIVID! Teagan stormed off while Joey waited with Misty while Misty tried to reach some healer friend to take care of Joey’s face. We’re just telling you right now. This isn’t going to end pretty.

Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Crazy Train Tara were seen going another round about the very same man. We hear that C.T. Tara said publicly in the Arena that anybody who goes after Anubis would have to answer to her. People began taking sides and none of them chose C.T. Tara’s! We hear that even Chryrie said that she would protect L.L. Lucien at all costs even if that meant protecting her from C.T. Tara. Wow! Those are some harsh words! Queen of Class Sylvia tried to keep the peace but the peace was too far gone. C.T. Tara punched L.L. Lucien in the face which broke his nose and then she stormed out. Sylvia and Rekah were on hand to assist Chryrie as she set the broken nose but we hear that poor L.L. Lucien was in a lot of pain. What in the world has gotten into C.T. Tara? She’s taken this “stand by your man” crap a little too far, hasn’t she? After all, the man she’s standing beside is MARRIED and a pretty awful dude to boot.

L.L. Lucien was seen later into the night as he and Charna caught Nigel up on the drama that he missed the night before. It seems that Brale Brother Reap survived his gunshot and L.L. Lucien was overheard saying that Bekah was okay as well. We sure hope somebody did something about that God awful hair cut she gave herself in order to get out of C.T. Tara’s grasp! No word on how either C.T. Tara, though! You know you just want to be a fly on the wall the next time L.L. Lucien runs into C.T. Tara! He’s going to have her head!

As for Anubis, he certainly seemed fine when he entered the Inn laaaate into the night. We hear that he had some sort of short exchange with Joey which led to him STRIKING her! No lie! He totally hit her. Well, that will certainly won’t make his relationship with Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan any better. Joey stood up to him but she certainly got walloped and our sources say that she definitely seemed scared. It’s a hard lesson on how much of a target being a significant other to a star of the dueling venues is. You just know he did that in large part to send S.P.G. Teagan a message. Crazy.

The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker was still acting incredibly…. well, off! One of the Taneths went to give T.W.H.T. Tucker a nice long hug only to be GROPED! No lie! We hear that when she asked him if he missed her, he pulled her in closer and said “Can’t you tell?” UGH! Say it ain’t so! That’s disgusting. When did our strong, silent T.W.H.T. Tucker become a creepy old man??? Thankfully, Our Darling Taneth was able to wiggle her way free before he was able to make her more uncomfortable. That’s ridiculous!

Things didn’t get any better from there. T.W.H.T. Tucker had ANOTHER argument with Serena (isn’t that like three weeks in a row that their shift has ended in a fight?) and then PUNCHED Brale Brother Reap. We hear that he punched Reap so hard that he knocked him off his stool and that B.B. Reap actually spit out a TOOTH! Mad Cow Kazzy, Our Eve, and Lilli were on hand to make sure he was okay and collect his tooth and T.W.H.T. Tucker decided it was best to storm out. We would say that we bet B.B. Reap was PISSED but we bet he was actually sort of grateful. Can you imagine any other way that B.B. Reap would find to get three hot women tending to him???

OMG! WE TOLD YOU! We hear that Aja was seen with her ex, Padriq, Thursday night! Who is Padriq??? The HOTTEST Kidd brother…. Okay, okay. The ONLY HAWT Kidd brother! The pair had a loooong intimate chat. We hear that they both looked really into one another. THEN HE KISSED HER! No lie! Did we call it or did we call it??? This is a reunion we’ve seen in the works for MONTHS! However, we sure hope that they take it nice and slow. They rushed head first into it last time and we hope Padriq saw his mistake. Rushing too far too quickly can only scare your partner off! Take your time! Enjoy it! And congratulations to the pair of you for re-discovering love!

Then the night took a really crazy turn….

Sullen Sal stormed in from the Arena all pissed off and Crazy Train Tara had to clean the blood off his face and calm him down. C.T. Tara acting motherly is just a bit too freaky for us. Just as the situation seemed to be settling, Anubis decided to show up! Yep! It goes from a bad night to an absolutely insane night from here. Anubis demanded Bekah dance for him as he cuddled C.T. Tara which led to Lucky Lawyer Lucien IMMEDIATELY throwing a punch at Anubis. He didn’t even give Bekah a chance to refuse. He just lashed out at Anubis! The two just totally start absolutely BRAWLING in the middle of the Inn. Brale Brother Reap who never seems to miss a good bar fight jumped into the fray as well and for a while it seemed like they’d really lay a beating on Anubis.

Unfortunately for Reap, Dave decided to SHOT HIM IN HIS LEG and as Brale Brother Reap was dealing with the initial shock of being shot in the middle of the Inn, Dave pistol whipped him. B.B. Reap went down in a heap. Heh. That rhymes. Even Charna got a blow on Anubis! We hear that she packs a pretty mean punch with a shovel! C.T. Tara used the confusion as an opportunity to grab Bekah by the hair and threaten to kill her… which then brought Sal into the fight. As he and C.T. Tara beat on each other, Bekah CUT OFF HER OWN HAIR to get away from C.T. Tara.

Eventually, Anubis and C.T. Tara left the scene of the crime, leaving a lot of destruction and mayhem in their wake. This whole event is so crazy that we don’t even have to add our own commentary to it to make it sensational! WOW!