…So we know what you’re all wondering — were we able to sneak a source into the highly anticipated wedding between Sianna Fraiser and Johnny Smith??? Abso-freaking-lutely! And, let us tell you, it was all that we’ve been waiting for AND MORE! The road to the Southern Glen where the ceremony was held was scattered with lanterns on shepherd’s hooks and tied to each post was a cluster of white flowers tied together with a blue ribbon. That coupled with the fairy lights scattered throughout the trees created such a stunning look!

The guests were some of RhyDin’s most upstanding and interesting citizens!

Brian and Jenai Ravenlock were both there and, man, did they look spiffy! Brian was cleanly shaven in a fashionably suit while his wife looked absolutely stunning in a silk lilac dress! It’s almost unreal how good she looks having given birth to twins so recently. Way to go, Jenai!

The DIVINE Mrs Storm arrived in carriage with her husband Yummy Ewan looking like the absolutely adorable pregnant woman we knew she would be! She was dressed in a floral, ankle-length dress that accented her growing belly. Yummy Ewan also had his mother with them. We should have guessed him to be a mama’s boy! Not that there’s anything wrong with that! We’re definitely a mama’s boy! The trio was joined by the always stunning Sylvia who is rumored to be having a relationship with a Fraiser of her own in Sianna’s brother, Hudson!

Even PAARTY Girl Chase appeared quite…. lovely and demure! We’re not sure what was wrong with her. In fact, she may have even been (dare we say it?) SOBER! She looked quite lovely in a white flowing skirt paired with a fitted white jacket. Fashionable and slightly edgy enough to pull off wearing white to a wedding while still appearing appropriate. Good for her! Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day, right?

We mentioned just how gorgeous S’jira looked when she was leaving the Inn for the wedding in an earlier blog. Well, she looked no less stunning when Head Pussy Panther escorted her to her seat! Head Pussy Panther needs to put the wedding rumors to rest and FINALLY pop the question to that beauty! Can you only imagine what a stunning bride she’ll make???

Smoooooth Cowboy Jake left his usual denim-clad fillies at home and instead was seen in the company of DoD-er Rena. Even DoD-er Rena managed to scrap her usual duds for a stunning sleeveless red dress! She should definitely wear that color more often. It made her skin glow fantastically. It’s too bad Boy Toy Aaron couldn’t make it! He really missed out. Shylah and Guthorm were also present! We hear that the Norse beauty gave the man quite the stern look for trying to sneak in a bit on the late side.

Are we the only ones that find Lil’ Boy Blue Locke just tooooo suave for words! We have a feeling that PAARTY Girl Atalanta may agree! In an the elegance of a simple black tuxedo, Locke escorted the lovely Atalanta to the event. His effortless style seems to be rubbing off on her! The party dress she had on was utterly amazing! We MUST know the designer. It was a fun, flouncy knee length white number with a black floral pattern and cinched to accent her envy-inducing waist with a black ribbon. Very stylish couple indeed!

We are absolutely dying to know who that man was whom Wyh Not entered with! She looked delicious in a simple yet elegant strapless royal blue gown overlaid with silver snowflake sprinkled chiffon. Edible! He was quite the hunk himself. We gathered that his name is Ciaran and he is quite the suave looking bachelor! We do hope that Wyh Not has found herself a delectable little boy toy! She so deserves it!

What is it about men in kilts that causes a woman’s heart to skip a beat? Peredhil and Johnny certainly didn’t disappoint in that respect! The pair looked downright dashing in their jackets and kilts as they waited the ladies. We hear that Johnny only had eyes for the end of the aisle, looking for his bride! How sweet!

Juliane and Ballerina Katarina served as lovely bridesmaids in dresses of a soft blue that definitely emphasized the women’s lovely physiques. We hear that a smile appeared on Jolyon’s face as he caught sight of the women. Yet, as usual, we are at a total loss as to which woman caught his fancy! Jolyon, Peredhil, and the Smith girls shall be the death of us!

Johnny’s face nearly broke in two with the stunning smile that erupted on his face as he spied his lovely bride, Sianna, on Hudson’s arm walking down the center aisle. We hear that she was sung a beautiful song about their love as she glided towards the altar! Her dress was utterly AMAZING! The fitted dress of a pure white lace clung to her bust before bursting forward in a lovely flow of silk at her knees. A demure half veil covered her face just enough to entice without being over powering and distracting. Very simple, very becoming.

Before family, friends, and a preacher, the pair exchanged some lovingly worded vows before the party departed. We hear that the reception was held the following morning in the Glen which had been transformed again in a vibrant celebration of spring! The same group of close family and friends gathered to toast the happy couple and wish them the best!

….which is a hope that we share! Congratulations, Sianna and Johnny! It’s been a long time coming and we are so happy for you both!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Event.
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Whoa. The Red Dragon Inn is certainly a good deal more…. colorful on the nights that Tara makes an appearance. Sunday night was just one of those nights and, as usual, we’re having trouble making sense of all that our sources wish to report! Evidently she was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she would like to get to know Frat Boy Tristen a bit better before she “let him delight” on her naked body. Iiiinteresting! We hear that Tristen was quite confused! Evidently, Frat Boy Tristen’s been quite loyal to TRASH-tastic Jade as of late. We pity him.

Our sources also tell us that Tara was seen meeting her husband later in the evening. That’s some blow to the head she took if she can’t remember her own mate! Confused yet??? We certainly are!

Ha! Ethan was pretty darn toooore up! When Caitlin expressed concern over the battered look of his face, Ethan fessed up that DoD-er Rena’s man Boy Toy Aaron had accomplished the feat (…which we EXCLUSIVELY reported to you)! That cutie Caitlin should stay far, far away from Ethan. That boy is a walking mess! He literally cannot get anything right! And somebody really needs to teach him to duck a punch…. and SOON!!! We almost feel bad for him…. at least that is until we remember his tendency for heading off with PAARTY Girl Chase!

Miss Mercy was giving Jolyon a good ribbing over his constant companions — the Smith girls! Neither were present but we’re obviously not the only ones to notice his preference for the two lovely lasses! Miss Mercy was overheard asking if he too has caught the marriage bug. Jolyon remained mum and for that we HATE HIM!!! We’re still dyyyying to know which of the girls has caught his fancy!

We hear DoD-er Evie isn’t too pleased with us saying that ale has rotted out her brain! She was overheard telling Brale Brother Baker and Eless that the Great Gossip GangSTAR is no longer one of her favorite people. We are crushed, we tell you! CRUSHED!!! However, we must stick to our guns and continue to proclaim that the combination of ale and Baker has certainly caused Eve a loss of brain cells!

Wowzers! Our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but we hear that some steamy looks were being exchanged between Sylvia and Sianna’s bro, Hudson! The pair had a table all to themselves and were carrying on as if they were the only two in the Inn. There is definitely some heated chemistry between the pair! We just hope that they give into it! Sylvia deserves happiness and Hudson seems like just the sort that can deliver on such happiness!!!

Sunday night was the scene of more fast and furious MADNESS action in the Annex! The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan can keep his ego on full blast as he was able to proceed into the second round. Another winner of the night was Jaycy’s baby’s rumored daddy, Leo! He had little trouble dispatching his opponent and proceeding forward in the Dalamar bracket! We bet Jaycy’s oh-so proud!

Posted: April 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Quite the tense stand-off occurred early Thursday night between SMASHIN’ Issy and Renna in the Red Dragon Inn! The women exchanged nasty insults and bone-chilling threats but at the end of the day the neutrality of the Inn kept them from coming to blows. We have a feeling things wouldn’t have ended so blood-free if they’d met up outside the Inn!!! Renna’s sure scary but our money’s on SMASHIN’ Issy!!! What about yours???

Evidently the news about Tara is true! She was seen for the second night in a row in the Inn and this time was in the company of Therapist Chryrie! It seems that Therapist Chryrie is a good companion for the woman because Tara certainly seems…. well, out of it. She still doesn’t seem to know much about herself nor any of her old friends besides what her notes have told her. She was seen re-meeting two of the Ravenlocks — Brian and Alex — along with Other Woman Lain! Both Ravenlocks (who while adorable, let’s be honest, aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer) seemed quite confused by the whole thing!

It seems that Lana is still unsure if she wishes to go through with marrying Barus! She’s flipped flopped back and forth on the issue several times over the past couple months. When the couple was seen discussing it in the Inn Thursday night, she was overheard telling him that she just didn’t feel safe around him. He continued to declare his love but it seems that nothing is going to change Lana’s mind! She was dead set on waiting.

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my GOODNESS! Our sources spotted Eless in the company of several of her friends in the Inn!!! It is so good to see her back. She looked a bit pale and unsettled but otherwise unhurt. S’jira and DoD-er Rena tended to her and questioned her at length about her disappearance! Peredhil was seen as well looking downright cheery at his friend’s return! Maybe with Eless’s help, Perry and Pipes can be together again. We can only hope!

Wowza! Is it just us or is Smooooth Cowboy Jake and Molly just plain edible in that deliciously country sort of way??? The pair was seen having a drink together at the bar and Jake even suggestively touched her hip!!! The pair headed out of the Inn together for a “play in the hay” according to Smoooooth Cowboy Jake! Oh my my, Jake! What a playboy you’ve become??? We’re in such a tizzy over here!

Ethan just can’t seem to keep out of trouble! Just when we were starting to like him, he jumps off the deep end ONCE AGAIN!!! He got into some sort of verbal altercation with Boy Toy Aaron that led to the pair throwing punches. Ethan drew the short straw in that fight yet again. You’d think for all the fights he seems to get into, he’d learn to throw a punch…. or at least learn how to avoid one! DoD-er Rena reigned in Boy Toy Aaron but the damage to Ethan’s jaw was done. Evidently to soothe his wounded ego, Ethan decided to take off with PAARTY Girl Chase AGAIN! What is wrong with him??? Somebody should just keep him away from her. She’s always the start of his problems. Le sigh!

Madness dueling kicked off in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night with the PIMP Imp calling! MILF Caedia made one of her too rare public appearances and was supported on by hottie hubby Kheldar. Unfortunately, his cheering wasn’t enough to push her through to the second round. She put up a closely fought match and looked quite HAWT while suffering defeat. After her match, she was seen chatting with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy who while dressed to the nines was looking a little less than flawless. The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion before Caedia left with her husband. We wonder what THAT was all about!!!

Luscious Lydia let her preference be known by wearing a sparkly “Bane for Overlord” tee. The pair remains TOO FRIGGIN’ CUTE!!! By the look of the way the pair was acting together Thursday night, things are definitely on a fast track. Lydibane keeps on chugging along!

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn proved to be further proof that Hina is spending far too much time with TRASH-tastic Jade! Hina bounced her way in and was all to happy to start showing off all her new piercings. Le sigh! We had such high hopes for this one too. It seems TRASH-tastic Jade’s mourning period is OVAR, by the way! She was seen “entertaining” the Frat Boys with her lovely charms. In fact, it seems that Frat Boy Dean is interested in hooking her up with Frat Boy Tristen! A Frat Boy is certainly a big change from Demon Playboy Damien!

As for Hina, perhaps the whole Mini Frank Cor confusion has become too much for her! She doesn’t seem to be willing to wait for Not Mini Frank Cor/Mini Frank Cor. She was also seen hanging out with a Frat Boy of her own. We couldn’t catch this one’s name…. but does it really matter? Those kids multiply like cockroaches! We just cannot keep up! Skid didn’t seem all that happy with her new Frat Boy friend nor all the time she’s been spending with TRASH-tastic Jade. In fact, he seemed a weeee bit jealous! It’s funny how a man’s tune can change the minute the woman he dropped starts becoming popular with the menfolk, eh???

WHAT?!?! We were almost entirely convinced that Jolyon had chosen a Smith girl and it was Ballerina Katarina…. but now we’re lost and confused AGAIN! Jolyon was seen hanging out with the adorable Juliane in the Inn and was even overheard telling her how “lovely” she is! We’re totally at a loss. Could Jolyon be playing the Smith girls???

Peredhil only seems to be confirming reports that Pipes and Perry are kaput! He was seen in the Inn chatting up another lovely woman. We hear this one goes by the name Wren and that she’s a new arrival to town. We don’t doubt that he’ll find another young woman in no time to grace his arm! Peredhil ooooozes that sort of gentlemanly charm that the ladies go wild for! Later he was spotted hanging out at a table with Johnny AND his bro-in-law-to-be Hudson! OMG! Can you come up with a hotter trio of RhyDin bachelors??? The three were discussing Johnny’s upcoming nuptials which we just cannot wait for!

Krazy Kitty and Tass just cannot seem to keep their hands off one another! We are continuously shocked by the change in Krazy Kitty since Tass returned. The pair were seen occupying a table and chatting with DoD-er Rena and her Boy Toy Aaron. In fact, Krazy Kitty dropped the knowledge that before Aaron met Rena, he’d asked Kitty to set him up on a blind date with one of her friends. Krazy Kitty was congratulating him on landing on of her friends all on his own!!! It seems things are smoothed over now between Rena and Aaron. He seemed to be downright cuddly with the woman.

Things definitely seem to becoming more heated between Bad Boy Wil and that girl Siren girl. We still don’t know what to think about this one. Of course, Eless did leave Bad Boy Wil and he has been pretty heartbroken. We just have the feeling he’s moving too soon! This has got to be a rebound relationship and rebound relationships aren’t good for either party! We guess we’ll all just have to wait and see!

Awww! Have we mentioned just how adorable we find Locke??? He was overheard asking PAARTY Girl Atalanta to be his date to the wedding of Johnny and Sianna! When she accepted, he was absolutely BEAMING! Good for him! We think he’s definitely a good influence on the girl. Maybe she’ll start spending more time with him and less time with the troublesome PAARTY Girl Chase!

Speaking of an “Awww” moment, Lydibane are just too cute! It seems that Luscious Lydia had a bad day and Cute Single Dad Bane wasted no time in wrapping his arms around her and to whisper sweet nothings her way. The pair are definitely growing on us! In fact, if the Gov MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy don’t watch out, they just may lose their title as Cutest Outback Couple to the Lydibane!!!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FOURTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- TRASH-tastic Jade giving some guy Holy Heck for kissing/touching her without permission!!! Maybe this break-up will teach her some self-respect and she’ll stop being a plaything for the men in her life! This is a good step towards becoming semi-classy, Jade. Just please keep it up!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee giving Hina some very good advice about letting go of her pain and concentrating on her future! We sure hope that Hina was listening! She’s in need of a good kick to the rear to get her back on the right path! She has to stop trying to fix everybody else’s problems and start making herself HAPPY.

- Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean snogging on the couch in the Inn. Is this really news or can we just skip reporting it because it happens AT LEAST three times a week?!?! Are we the only ones who just cannot wait until these two get married and get out of the newlywed stage??? Their lovey-dovey stuff makes us ill!

- Awesome Alain macking on Miss Mercy! For realz?!?! We hear that he was being awfully flirty! We have a feeling that our sources may be spotting Awesome Alain getting it on with quite a few women over the weeks to come. That boy sure seems to have A TON of wild oats to sow!

- Boy Toy Aaron slamming drinks back at the bar in the Inn while being soothed by Peredhil and Sebastian! It seems that he was quite upset over hearing that DoD-er Rena referred to him as her “roommate” several nights back. Peredhil and Sebastian attempted to reassure B.T. Aaron that Rena keeps her emotions to herself but we hear that he was pretty torn up over the state of their relationship!

- PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Locke getting cozy! He had a hand against her cheek and the pair couldn’t seem to tear their eyes from one another one our source spotted them. We kinda like this pairing!

- AJ in the Outback Monday night! Don’t get up in arms! She was only watching. There was no fighting for the lovely pregnant woman! She was overheard saying that she hasn’t seen much of The Bum Phillipe these days as he’s been busy “working”. We’d really like to believe that The Bum is getting his act together but we’re still not sure if The Bum’s seen an honest day’s work in his whole life! We’ll let you be the judge of what he’s REALLY been up to these days.

- The Baron of Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SPANKING our Cute Carley!!! Yes, you heard us right! He SPANKED her! WTF?!?! With SUUUPER Des ordering G’naughty G’nort to leave the adorable elf alone, Cutey Carley escaped G’naughty G’nort’s knee by biting his leg. GOOD FOR HER! Is this more elf bashing??? G’nort better remember what happened to The Stitch when they were accused of discriminating against elves! What we wouldn’t give to see protesters picketing the Old Market Barony!

- The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in the Outback for his meet/greet/beat on the Gov night! It seemed to be a resounding success. Why not combine politicking with violence??? This is RhyDin after all! He seemed to be keeping quite busy with duels and with discussing the state of RhyDin affairs while his lovely wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy charmed the locals with her beauty, brawn, and wit!

- Luscious Lydia handing out relationship advice to Big Britches Erin! It seems that Big Britches Erin is feeling a bit vulnerable with Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s playboy ways. And she should! We’re starting to think that he has far too much game to be stuck with B.B. Erin!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that the minstrel Soerl was seen keeping company with the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! What a delightful trio that must have been. The conversation was light-hearted and we’re told that Ewan was in quite the mischievous mood. They didn’t stick around long, however. Perhaps Ewan was looking to go work off some of that naughty energy with his pregnant wife! They say second trimester sex is diiiiivine!

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar speaking with DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er Rena. Evidently he told the ladies that he is back on the market!!! Oh la la! We’re sure the women of RhyDin are beside themselves! You know how those impressionable young ladies like a bit of danger in their man. DoD-ers Charlie and Rena seemed more interested in their drinks but Krazy Kitty seemed awfully surprised by the news! Awesome Alain made it quite clear that he did not wish to discuss dirty details, though. Doesn’t he know that dirty details is exactly what we LOVE???

Later into the night Krazy Kitty was seen hanging out with her Tass and the stunning Alysia, discussing Tass and his seemingly cool as a cucumber personality. We just bet that underneath that stony exterior is a T.I.G.E.R!!! To keep Krazy Kitty entertained in bed, you know he’s just got to be WILD!

Hina was in a TIZZY late Friday night! It seems that her brother Playboy Demon Damien called off his wedding with TRASH-tastic Jade. We are soooo NOT surprised! Playboy Demon Damien’s just been looking for an excuse to do just that. Hina was quite angry with him and yelled at him pretty fiercely but was distracted by her yelling by the appearance of her best friend, Bree, who had been away for the past several weeks.

Shylah was overhead asking DoD-er Rena who the man she’s been seen with lately is. We assume that she means Boy Toy Aaron who has gotten quite close with Rena over the past month. Rena identified him as her “roommate”. BUUUUURN! Is it just us or do you also think that Boy Toy Aaron would be a bit upset to find that DoD-er Rena just considers him a “roommate”!

Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort and his SLUTTACIOUS wife Kaja were seen in the Inn’s basement Arena getting in a few duels Friday night. The pair were engaged in their typical over the top PDA routine. Seriously, after being married for a couple years you’d think they’d be able to go without snogging in public for more than ten seconds!!! Perhaps they are in a constant state of newleyweddedness because Kaja seems to be out of town on “work” QUITE a bit. We swear that girl’s living some sort of secret double life. We bet she has another husband, a house full of kids, and a job as a librarian in some other city!!!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The women of the Red Dragon Inn seemed to be in quite the CATTY mood Wednesday night! Renna was overheard insulting the city, calling it smelly and stating it was not worth taking over. Also, JEZEBEL Jewell was exchanging insults with The Other Woman Lain. Will these two never get along??? Deadbeat Dad Alex has now dumped BOTH of them!!! Can’t they unite in that???

Speaking of cattiness, has Potter Piper LOST her mind??? We hate to side with Slimy Stephen and JEZBEL Jewell but Piper took a flying leap off the deep end!!! Slimy Stephen barely walked through the door when he was verbally assaulted by Potter Piper, calling him a “flea infested pig” and accusing him of being a wife beater!!! OMG! Now he may in fact be a flea infested pig but does anybody really believe that he beats JESEBELLE Jewell??? Even we wouldn’t make such intense allegations! To make matters worse, Potter Piper then threw a mug and beaned Slimy Stephen in the arm! The unwashed pirate took the insults reasonably well but JESEBELLE Jewell was up in arms! It took a very confused Peredhil and DoD-er Rena to calm Piper enough to lead her away from the situation. Who kidnapped our classy potter and what is wrong with this crazy woman they left in her place???

Krazy Kitty was around and in that disturbingly peppy mood that she has seemed permanently stuck in since Tass asked her to marry him. She was seen talking with Yummy Ewan about the DIVINE Storm! It seems that Storm’s pregnancy is definitely getting easier as Ewan was saying that her morning sickness is easing. We’re so glad to hear that! Storm is one HAWT mamma-to-be! We hear that this little bun will be coming out of the oven in mid-autumn which makes sense as coming out of her first trimester, Storm is probably starting to see the sickness ease. What a cute babe this will be!

Krazy Kitty got a little catty (pardon the pun) as well! It seems that she did NOT like the manner in which Unwashed Pirate II Robert was speaking to her! Big shock there, no??? She actually hooked her claws through his nose (ew!) and gave him quite the stern lecture. We are soooo amused!

This Juliane/Katarina/Jolyon love fest is driving us craaaazy! He HAS to be falling for one of the Smith girls by now…. but which one??? Do both young ladies have a crush on the dashing bachelor??? Jolyon was seen having a glass of wine and enjoying their lovely company. We hear he was quite interested in how their life had been on the farm prior to coming to RhyDin. Le sigh! Give us a sign already, Jolyon!

Boy Toy Aaron was evidently curious as to why DoD-er Rena and PAARTY Girl Chase don’t get along… so he went straight to the source — Chase. Chase evidently admitted in the conversation that she has cheated on Quel THREE times! Yep, you heard right. THREE! So evidently according to Chase, the reason that DoD-er Rena doesn’t like her is due to the incident with Ethan. It seems that Rena blames Chase for Ethan’s cheating ways. The interesting part is Chase is COMPLETELY unapologetic for her slip-ups! This girl is a gossip blogger’s DREAM!

Hot Mama Caedia sliced herself open pretty good in the Outback Wednesday night and caused her husband, Kheldar, took some time out from calling duels to patch her up. It seems that he also got her some pain killers and, man, was she loopy! Either those were some pretty strong pain meds or he slipped her a roofie! We hear that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was QUUUUITE amused by her friends antics.

Posted: March 29th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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AJ seemed a bit at a loss for words when faced down with Brale Brother Baker and his countless pick-up lines Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He seems to think that it’s only a matter of time before AJ divorces The Bum Phillipe and moves on to him! Well, we already know she has a thing for worthless alcoholics so maybe Baker is next in line! We’re just curious to know whether or not Baker actually believes the words that are coming out of his mouth or if there are just few too undamaged brain cells left in his head to process that sort of thought.

DoD-er Eve was present as well but at this point in their relationship and her own downfall into the depths of an ale mug, she’s much more of an encouragement to Brale Brother Baker’s bad behavior than an inhibitor!

Doc Eva and Izira were giving DoD-er Rena the fifth degree about her new man — Boy Toy Aaron. They definitely seemed interested that one of their number seemed happy in a relationship! Doc Eva STILL doesn’t sound too sure of her relationship with the handsome tender Tucker and Izira remains single. What is it with these three ladies??? We think they’re just EXTREMELY picky! Good for them! Most of the men in this city aren’t good enough to lace their boot strings!

Brandon was in the Inn all upset about a work-related accident that he had a hand in causing that left at least one person dead!!! OMG! He was being consoled by TRASH-tastic Jade and the almost as equally trashy Lyren who were telling him that he should forgive himself and not feel guilty. Are we the only ones that find it ironic that vampires were consoling Brandon after killing someone???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder what Deadbeat Dad Alex thinks of CHARITY Jewell actually approving of his new chick! CHARITY Jewell was actually spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with Jalleia, introducing Jalleia to one of her many rugrats. We find this whole scene terribly odd. We prefer Deadbeat Dad Alex with a woman who is completely indifferent to his kids. It makes life so much more dramatic. This Jalleia seems FAR too nice!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in a fine mood as she slung drinks behind the bar, including a mudslide to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who wasn’t interested in the green beer Atalanta was hawking. Oh how we HEART a good mudslide! It seems that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in rare form due to St. Patrick’s Day…. and who is surprised that PAARTY Girl Atalanta would be excited to celebrate a holiday that focuses on getting absolutely wasted??? Head Pussy Panther has GOT to be excited about the night’s overflowing till as it seemed Atalanta was handing out the alcohol just as quick as she could. Among the many drinkers of the night, our sources spotted DoD-er Rena with an entire bottle of whiskey, Boy Toy Aaron doing a jello shot, and Locke sipping on Irish coffee. Atalanta must have made some MAAAAD money because everyone tips better when they’re drunk!

And what would a night of drunken debauchery be without PAARTY Girl Chase??? She was seen hanging out as well in the company of Quel… who is evidently suckered in by her beauty or just really stupid! We have to admit, though. We HEART the delicious brand of trouble that follows Chase! She’s is fan-drama-tastic! Plus, we have to admit that she’s cut back on her flirting at least a bit over the last week. She and Quel seemed pretty close Monday night. Maybe Quel’s decided that he just won’t let her out of his sight! That’s probably a pretty decent plan!

Later in the night, Jewell returned in a STUNNING emerald dress. We hear she’d come straight from partying the holiday up at her husband’s bar, the Powder Keg, to lecture Atalanta for the green beer on Stephen and Robert’s behalf. WHAT?!?! How drunk was she to do something on Stephen and Robert’s behalf??? And wasn’t she just a wee bit out of place wearing THAT dress surrounded by drunken, unwashed pirates??? Either way, Atalanta assured her that she was quite familiar with the Bible and, despite what Stephen and Robert claims, dying beer green in honor of St. Patty’s day is not a sin.

Wowzers!!! We hear that Venom Vinny’s wife Querylon was seen in the Inn having a conversation with two of Vinny’s “gal pals” — the recently single Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade!!! Evidently Querylon is doubting her marriage with Venom Vinny and was going to the women that he seems to spend quite a bit of time with for answers. We have a feeling that Querylon left with more questions than answers!!! Venom Vinny better start smoothing things over reaaaal quick if he wants to save his marriage! This one is definitely on the rocks.
TRASH-tastic Jade didn’t seem the least bit sympathetic towards Lana when Lana began discussing her cold feet over her wedding… which is supposed to be Saturday!!! We still have no idea who this guy is that she’s dating but we doubt she’ll go through with it. We’re sure Jade agrees with us when we say that this new guy is totally Lana’s attempt to make Michale jealous! Now that Michale is clearly prepared to marry Sarah and her scheme didn’t work, Lana is having second thoughts!!! ….At least that’s our thoughts on the matter.

The sarcasm and flirting was HAWT and HEAVY between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin Monday night in the Outback! They were seen sharing fruit and Big Britches Erin was overheard promising SPEEDSTER a kiss should he duel her. One of these days these two are going to give into the OBVIOUS chemistry!!! She did stop her flirting long enough to stern lecture The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan for making fun of Redneck Cowboy Jake who was not present for the evening’s silliness. Ditch the redneck cowboy, Big Britches!

One of our sources reported back to us that The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan wolf whistled at Cute Single Dad Bane when he took off his shirt for a duel. Ummm…. certainly odd for a married man, no??? We’re not the only ones to think so! Luscious Lydia looked torn between laughing and beating up SMOKIN’ Sartan for looking at her man in that way! Don’t mess with Lydibane, Sartan!

Posted: March 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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