We hear that Booze Sister TRASH-tastic Jade was in the Red Dragon Inn last night discussing her upcoming nuptials!How many different weddings to different men has this woman planned now??? She’s becoming such a expert on wedding planning that she should just enter the industry and make some money off of her well-practiced skills! We hear that the TRASH-tastic one told Psycho Skid and Lana that she is wearing a white dress on her big day. Oh, reaaaaally? Isn’t that just a slap in the face of tradition? Or does she really think there’s a soul in this city that would believe her to be a virginal bride? Ha!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee found herself a new young admirer… evidently this one is QUITE young! We’re told he isn’t even ten years old yet. Iiiiiinteresting. We always knew SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee liked her men young but that’s some serious cradle robbing! Her young friend was quite possessive of the beauty and was assuring the patrons that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee would someday be his bride. Kids these days….

Wow! Quite a few of the formerly beautiful women of RhyDin are rolling around here like BLOATED WHALES!!! Case in point, AJ was seen in the Inn last night looking incredibly pregnant. Isn’t it about time she popped??? We can’t wait to see what her little munchkin looks like. We hear that she was looking QUITE uncomfortable. Poor thing!

There was some sort of commotion later in the evening that left HAWTIE Bachelor Antonio injured! No worries as there were quite a few single women in the Inn at the time and we know that they’d never let such a sexy, wealthy, sophisticated man go down! We hear that it was Maranya who stepped in to patch up H.B. Antonio’s wounds with Chief Mischief Maker Eless looking on. We’re still not entirely convinced through their friendly demeanor that there isn’t some delicious love triangle playing out behind the scenes!

….However, we have heard that our dear, sweet C.M.M Eless was overheard this past weekend saying that if yours truly really wanted to see her married then we should marry her ourselves! Was that a proposal??? WE ACCEPT, OF COURSE!

OMG! OMG! Was that truly Cowboy Jake that was spotted last night in the Outback with Hawtie Hodge??? If so, we love that combination! We don’t have any other details other than the pair entered together. Cowboy Jake has certainly had hung his cowboy hat on the bed posts of numerous fine female specimens so we certainly wouldn’t put it past him!

Posted: November 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It’s nice to see that AJ and Teen Terror Alex seem to be getting along these days! The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night discussing a shopping trip for baby clothes once the baby’s gender is known. As soon as AJ walked out the door, Teen Terror Alex was up to her old tricks!!! She was seen getting her flirt on with Aaric and he certainly wasn’t all that inclined to turn down the attention. Iiiiiinteresting!

As if the Teen Terror Alex wasn’t enough for him, he was later seen chatting with Batty Kazzy! We hear she was even overheard calling him “Stallion”! Gag us now! Could Aaric be having second thoughts about moving in with Caitlin??? We sure hope so. It’s way too soon!

Awesome Alain didn’t seem so happy with his new girlfriend, Twin Spice, Sunday night when the pair were spotted together at the bar! She seemed to have been in quite the brawl and was seen bruised and sporting a busted bottom lip. The conversation was hushed but tense and eventually Awesome Alain was seen escorting her on out of the Inn! Trouble in paradise already??? We’re telling you — two naughty flirts do NOT make a good couple!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara were busy teaching some new guy whose name we didn’t quite catch about how to have fun! Now the idea of SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara teaching anybody anything is a bit frightening…. but how to have fun??? Can you only imagine just how insane their version of fun might get??? Really, these two should be banned from being within a hundred yards of one another! It’s more trouble than even the Inn can take!

Was that Sylvia chatting up Venom Vinny about the duels??? Curious, no??? Who would imagine those two would have anything in common??? We know that Venom Vinny is on the hunt! We wonder if he’s sizing up Sylvia as his next great conquest! If so, he’s going to have to get up extra early in the morning because Sylvia’s definitely a step above his usual victims in the class department.

We hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard discussing with DoD-er Rena the possibility of luring us in using May Queen Trinala and then tying us up and sticking us under her desk! OMG! She really is a naughty, naughty girl! We’re yours for the taking, C.M.M. Eless! Coooooome and get us!

Speaking of the pint size trouble maker, Warrior Princess Trinala was seen in the Annex for Fight Night harassing…. er, we mean talking to Hunky Carpenter Glenn! Hunky Carpenter Glenn seemed a wee bit out of it and even Luscious Lydia interceding to help him understand W.P. Trinala didn’t seem to help all that much. Does the pixie confuse the carpenter that much??? Or was Hunky Carpenter Glenn just thoroughly distracted by something??? He even seemed somewhat brisk and short when Luscious Lydia introduced him to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! So not like Hunky Carpenter Glenn! We’re dying to know what’s up with that!

Luscious Lydia and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy had quite the lengthy and quiet conversation after Hunky Carpenter Glenn stepped away! We have the distinct feeling there was a lot of GIRL TALK going on there! Oh, how we HEART girl talk! They should so remember to ask us to the party next time so we can participate!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We just KNEW Venom Vinny wouldn’t wait long before jumping right back into the dating game! He didn’t let a wedding band stop him from playing the game so did you really think he’d let a little heart break??? We hear the woman goes just by D but we don’t know a whole lot about her. She’s definitely the pretty sort — porcelain skin, dark hair, dark eyes, nice body. The pair were seen talking in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night but we’re not sure how serious to take this. We’ve got a feeling that Venom Vinny needs to spend some time sowing his wild oats!

Wow. Luscious Lydia is STILL trying to get rid of potatoes! Exactly what did she do??? She dropped some off at the Inn and was overheard attempting to convince Soerl to pick some up for his wife. Head Pussy Panther seemed a bit confused by the amount of potatoes she had left but before he could get too many details, his lovely S’jira showed up to distract him. She shared a meal and quiet conversation with her man. So adorable!

Teen Terror Alex waltzed her way back into the Inn for the first time in faaaaar too long! Man, how we missed her drama! Frenchie AJ and The Bum Philippe were hot on her little heels! Wouldn’t you keep hot on that little hellion’s heels if you were responsible for her? The girl is a mess and we love it! It was so good to see all three of them in the Inn. We hear that AJ’s been taking it easy with her pregnancy. Good for her!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she loved her as a sort of mother figure! OMG, girl is batty! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t too keen being seen as anyone’s mother! Crazy Train Tara was quite upset when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee refused to hug her but was mollified by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s offer to give her a portrait instead of a hug. Lordy, lordy.

So it seems that the Great Doc Eva mystery is solved! She was spotted in the bar having drinks with Izira and keeping a very low profile. Our sources believe that she may have been spotting some nasty bruising on part of her face but evidently she was doing her best to keep it hidden. What a shame! We sure hope that she’s okay! And we’re still wondering what the status of her relationship with Tiny Tucker is!

Krazy Kitty was stunned (and she wasn’t the only one) to spot DoD-er Rena wearing a dress in the Inn Sunday night for no apparent reason! DoD-er Rena definitely looked HAWT! DoD-er Rena reassured Krazy Kitty that she wouldn’t be making a habit of it and she’d be back in jeans the next day. We’re curious about what’s up with DoD-er Rena. We haven’t seen her boy toy in some time and she’s been looking pretty stellar the last couple of days. Could there be a new man that she’s trying to impress?

Grem seemed a bit preoccupied but he’s at least trying to test the waters it seems! He was seen chatting with Monica about his homeland which it appears Monica is from as well. Monica seemed definitely interested in the conversation while Grem seemed a tad bit detached. We wonder if he’s ever fully gotten over Luscious Lydia!

Lucky Lucien got stuck behind the bar working for all the lovely ladies who needed drinks. He didn’t seem to mind too much…. until he became the target of a drunk’s ire. He quickly defused the situation, though, and suggested that the man concentrate on his drink! We HEART Lucky Lucien — a gentleman but with just enough toughness to make him smoking HAWT!

Wearing his “Property of Des” apron, Gav took over for Lucky Lucien behind the bar for the late shift! The room certainly was hopping late into the night. There was lots of drinking and chatting but not a whole lot of gossip to report other than a Cieara sighting! She was seen keeping company with her father, Lucius, and Crazy Train Tara. We wonder what sort of trouble she’s been up to because she’s definitely been keeping her appearances scarce as of late!

Luscious Lydia didn’t keep her potato give away to the Inn! We hear that she was also down in the Annex for Fight Night attempting to give away the load! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was her unsuspecting victim and we have a feeling that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt will soon be coming into more potatoes than they can ever eat. Really, what in the world did Luscious Lydia do in that garden of hers??? The pair took their conversation into a ring much to DoD-er Koy’s delight!

Crazy Train Tara was also seen in the Annex catching up on some girl talk with Wyh Not! We’d love, love, love to know what that chat was about! We would assume with all Tara’s furtive glances towards Anubis, it was about the icky slaver. We sure hope that Wyh Not knocked some sense into her friend’s head! The pair cheered on some of their favorite from the sidelines, including Tass who stole good luck kisses from the ladies before he entered the ring. He’s such a delicious old pervert!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FOURTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- TRASH-tastic Jade giving some guy Holy Heck for kissing/touching her without permission!!! Maybe this break-up will teach her some self-respect and she’ll stop being a plaything for the men in her life! This is a good step towards becoming semi-classy, Jade. Just please keep it up!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee giving Hina some very good advice about letting go of her pain and concentrating on her future! We sure hope that Hina was listening! She’s in need of a good kick to the rear to get her back on the right path! She has to stop trying to fix everybody else’s problems and start making herself HAPPY.

- Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean snogging on the couch in the Inn. Is this really news or can we just skip reporting it because it happens AT LEAST three times a week?!?! Are we the only ones who just cannot wait until these two get married and get out of the newlywed stage??? Their lovey-dovey stuff makes us ill!

- Awesome Alain macking on Miss Mercy! For realz?!?! We hear that he was being awfully flirty! We have a feeling that our sources may be spotting Awesome Alain getting it on with quite a few women over the weeks to come. That boy sure seems to have A TON of wild oats to sow!

- Boy Toy Aaron slamming drinks back at the bar in the Inn while being soothed by Peredhil and Sebastian! It seems that he was quite upset over hearing that DoD-er Rena referred to him as her “roommate” several nights back. Peredhil and Sebastian attempted to reassure B.T. Aaron that Rena keeps her emotions to herself but we hear that he was pretty torn up over the state of their relationship!

- PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Locke getting cozy! He had a hand against her cheek and the pair couldn’t seem to tear their eyes from one another one our source spotted them. We kinda like this pairing!

- AJ in the Outback Monday night! Don’t get up in arms! She was only watching. There was no fighting for the lovely pregnant woman! She was overheard saying that she hasn’t seen much of The Bum Phillipe these days as he’s been busy “working”. We’d really like to believe that The Bum is getting his act together but we’re still not sure if The Bum’s seen an honest day’s work in his whole life! We’ll let you be the judge of what he’s REALLY been up to these days.

- The Baron of Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SPANKING our Cute Carley!!! Yes, you heard us right! He SPANKED her! WTF?!?! With SUUUPER Des ordering G’naughty G’nort to leave the adorable elf alone, Cutey Carley escaped G’naughty G’nort’s knee by biting his leg. GOOD FOR HER! Is this more elf bashing??? G’nort better remember what happened to The Stitch when they were accused of discriminating against elves! What we wouldn’t give to see protesters picketing the Old Market Barony!

- The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in the Outback for his meet/greet/beat on the Gov night! It seemed to be a resounding success. Why not combine politicking with violence??? This is RhyDin after all! He seemed to be keeping quite busy with duels and with discussing the state of RhyDin affairs while his lovely wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy charmed the locals with her beauty, brawn, and wit!

- Luscious Lydia handing out relationship advice to Big Britches Erin! It seems that Big Britches Erin is feeling a bit vulnerable with Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s playboy ways. And she should! We’re starting to think that he has far too much game to be stuck with B.B. Erin!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Sunday evening started off with the PAARTY Girls up to their usual antics in the Red Dragon Inn! One of the frat boy pledges needed a woman to kiss him as part of his initiation and guess who were the first to volunteer! PAARTY Girl Chase took one side of his mouth and PAARTY Girl Atalanta took the other. We really believe that deep down Atalanta is a good girl. It’s Chase that’s bringing her down!!!

For example, we seriously doubt that Atalanta would have engaged in that public act of silliness if it wasn’t for Chase’s influence. After all, Atalanta has been quite head over heels for the handsome Locke! When he came up from the Annex later in the evening covered in bruises and cuts only half healed by the Ward of Gondar, she looked quite concerned…. and quite proud when he mentioned his wins!!! We wonder if he’ll convince her to come cheer him on as we hear that Locke has entered his name in the Madness Tournament!!!

OMG! We get to EXCLUSIVELY announce the name of AJ and The Bum Phillipe’s upcoming bundle of joy! We hear that it will be a boy and his name will be Marcus Francois Gaston! What a FABULOUS name. We can’t quite put are finger on why we enjoy that name so much but we think it’s the best one we’ve heard in YEARS!!!! AJ’s looking quite the blossoming mama-to-be these days. We sure hope that everything goes well for her!

It seems that all of TRASH-tastic Jade’s friends are quite torn over the end of her engagement with Playboy Demon Damien! Hina seemed quite upset while she discussed her disappointment with Venom Vinny. On a side note, Hina and Venom Vinny have been seen together quite a bit lately, haven’t they??? Anyway, when Playboy Demon Damien did enter he began flirting with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and joking pretty heartlessly about his break-up. Hina COMPLETELY ignored her brother and left shortly after he arrived!!!

Slimy Pirate Stephen and his wife Jewell were spotted in the Inn up to their typical classy trouble! We hear that Slimy Pirate Stephen actually agrees with us deeming his wife Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell rather than JEZEBEL Jewell. In fact, he told his wife that she’s assaulted far more people in the Inn than he has… and, to be honest, we think he’s right! How can we pass up such a request??? Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell it is!

Wyh Not was spotted down in the Annex during Fight Night…. but it didn’t seem to be a happy visit. We understand that she was describing to a friend her long absence. It seems it was not of her choice and that it certainly was not pleasant! We’re oh-so glad that she’s back safe and sound where she belongs!

Soerl was on the couch calling and was briefly joined by his lovely wife, Ayly! Not much has been seen of her since her recent illness and there were even rumors beginning to circulate that the couple might not be able to put their relationship back together after their long separation! There seemed to be no issues with that as Ayly and Soerl were clearly still tight! She could only stay for a short while as work evidently has her quite busy but Soerl seemed thrilled to have her at his side for a while!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my! Was that Caitlin (the chick that started all the drama with Ethan) hanging out with Grem??? Grem’s been seen with quite the rotating bevel of beauties as of late so we’re certainly not surprised that pretty Caitlin caught his eye! We hear that this girl is suuuuuper naive, though! Where is AJ to take her under her wing and play big sister??? As for Grem, he’s beginning to rack up quite the reputation since his break-up with Luscious Lydia. Maybe he just needs some time to soothe his woes!

Grem was distracted from surrounding himself with lovely little birds by the entrance of Scath-Babe SMASHING Issy! The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion about some of the Scath-Babes enemies. Issy did not look very pleased by the news at all. We don’t like when Issy doesn’t look pleased! It usually means trouble…. or that she’s about to beat on one of the Kidd brothers and that we do find amusing! Speaking of the Kidd brothers, it was in fact Stephen that lightened the mood with his usual silliness. He and JEZEBEL Jewell were up to their normal antics. Neither seemed to be any worse for wear after the odd exchange of the previous night with Potter Piper.

JEZEBEL Jewell was later seen catching up with Brian and Wyh Not! Oh, how we miss Brian! It seems that fatherhood has kept him awfully busy! He was overheard telling Jewell that he has his hands full with Jenai and their small brood. We hear that Brian’s attempting to figure out what sort of work to get into in order to stay closer to home. Perhaps some of his good parenting ways will rub off on his “sister”! Just as we hope that some of Wyh Not’s class will rub off on Jewell as well! Speaking of the classy broad herself, Wyh Not was overheard offering her sincere congratulations to the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan for their upcoming little bundle!

We do HEART public engagements so we are happy to report back on a young couple who did just that! Evidently, Jonathon asked a lovely redhead named Boudicca to marry him, presenting her quite the rock to seal the deal. Our sources have confirmed the engagement and state that the wedding will take place quite soon in the bride’s homeland. Although, we do not know much about them we will be keeping our eyes open in the future! Congratulations to the happy couple!

The handsome Johnny was seen behind the bar late into the night with his lovely bride-to-be Sianna with him! We hear that Johnny was attempting to convince Sianna to allow him to ride the mechanical bull the following night at the BBQ in the Glen. Sianna quickly called him out on his attempt to charm her into allowing him to take the risk! We sure hope he wins her over! We’d LOVE to see Johnny ride that bull!

Not Mini-Frank Cor was on the couch calling in the Arena Thursday night and was seen chatting with the brunette twin Spice yet again! Spice had dated Mini-Frank Cor for several months earlier this year but word on the street was that they broke up long before Mini-Frank Cor was linked with Hina. The pair seemed to be having quite the frank discussion and neither seemed particularly happy with the subject matter! Iiiinteresting!

Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane continue to grow clooooser and cloooooser! The pair were again spotted keeping company with one another and being quite cozy. This relationship definitely seems to be on the fast track towards Serious-ville!!! We’re glad that the two FINALLY found what seems to be a good match!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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AJ seemed a bit at a loss for words when faced down with Brale Brother Baker and his countless pick-up lines Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He seems to think that it’s only a matter of time before AJ divorces The Bum Phillipe and moves on to him! Well, we already know she has a thing for worthless alcoholics so maybe Baker is next in line! We’re just curious to know whether or not Baker actually believes the words that are coming out of his mouth or if there are just few too undamaged brain cells left in his head to process that sort of thought.

DoD-er Eve was present as well but at this point in their relationship and her own downfall into the depths of an ale mug, she’s much more of an encouragement to Brale Brother Baker’s bad behavior than an inhibitor!

Doc Eva and Izira were giving DoD-er Rena the fifth degree about her new man — Boy Toy Aaron. They definitely seemed interested that one of their number seemed happy in a relationship! Doc Eva STILL doesn’t sound too sure of her relationship with the handsome tender Tucker and Izira remains single. What is it with these three ladies??? We think they’re just EXTREMELY picky! Good for them! Most of the men in this city aren’t good enough to lace their boot strings!

Brandon was in the Inn all upset about a work-related accident that he had a hand in causing that left at least one person dead!!! OMG! He was being consoled by TRASH-tastic Jade and the almost as equally trashy Lyren who were telling him that he should forgive himself and not feel guilty. Are we the only ones that find it ironic that vampires were consoling Brandon after killing someone???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wow! The drama was fast and furious Saturday night in the old Red Dragon Inn!!!

We hear that AJ was overheard giving Morgan quite a lecture!!! It seems AJ does not approve of Adrienne’s new man. Maybe an older brother type isn’t what is in order. Perhaps Adrienne just needs an overbearing sisterly type! AJ seems ready to fit the bill. The tension started over Morgan being upset that Adrienne isn’t in love with him. WHAT?!?! Seriously, these two have known each other for less than a week. We’re sure of it. Le sigh. We can’t help but agree with AJ and we’re so glad that she gave Morgan a tongue lashing!!!

TRASH-tastic Jade and Lyren were in the Inn with Rocky Road Rhy celebrating her birthday in their usual over-the-top style! There was short skirts, corset tops, and boobage spilling out all over the place!!! Michale was also spotted with the group and he was actually overheard telling his ex TRASH-tastic Jade that he and Sarah are already engaged! Man, do these people work fast these days! Well, we figured that pretty young thang would be snapped off the market quickly. We just didn’t think she’d be snapped up THAT quickly.

Miss Mercy was evidently playing match maker with two of our new favorites!!! She was overheard telling Jolyon that he should take Katarina for a picnic if it is a nice enough day on her day off from the theater. The pair certainly seemed keen on the idea and had quite the friendly chat but we’re still not entirely sold that Katarina is the Smith girl that has caught Jolyon’s eye!!! We’re going to be watching this one quite closely, though!

CHARITY Jewell was overheard saying that she had to go judge a pant stuffing contest at her husband Stephen’s pub. Le sigh. Didn’t she used to have some morsel of class at some point??? What has that unwashed pirate done to her??? Get out of that relationship and get out FAST!!!

Posted: March 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those lovely ladies Juliane and Katarina were seen hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn early Saturday evening! We adore those two! It’s almost too much eye candy to handle. Johnny was no where in sight either. He has to get better on keeping track of the women in his life or they’re going to get themselves into some trouble! Speaking of trouble, Jolyon was again seen speaking with the ladies and while he certainly seems like the perfect gentleman, we’re not quite buying the routine! We think there’s a bit of playboy in there somewhere! Watch out, Johnny!!!

DoD-er Rena was overheard chatting up Krazy Kitty and it seems that Boy Toy Aaron hasn’t quite healed her wounds after losing Val. Rena seemed a bit hopeless as to him returning from his homeland but seemed to still want him to come back! Krazy Kitty (who we STILL say should have her own relationship advice column) tried to convince Rena that Boy Toy Aaron seemed much nicer and more reliable and Rena even seemed to SMILE a bit when she spoke of Aaron taking her sailing and making her dinner. Oooooh! Romantic!

Did we hear our sources right??? We so need someone to confirm this for us because we just don’t believe it! We hear that Renna was playing Ave Maria on the piano!!! First of all, who knew the girl was a musician??? Second of all, of all the things for her to choose to play she choose Ave Maria??? If this is true, we cannot believe we missed it! Oh, how we LOVE that song. It brings back soooo many childhood memories!

Hina and Skid’s fallout is STILL a HAWT topic of conversation in the Inn. Ren was questioning TRASH-tastic Jade about how Hina’s been holding up. Not well was TRASH-tastic Jade’s answer and Ren told her to help out then. What?!?! When did TRASH-tastic Jade become Hina’s keeper??? Isn’t there anybody else better suited for job??? She can barely take care of herself much less that bratty kid she’s got!

Later into the night, Ren made a very public announcement to announce the engagement of a very pretty teal haired young woman who we hear goes by the name Adalia to very young man named Ghent. The pair seemed quite embarrassed by the attention. Very cute couple and they appear much too young to be tying the knot but we don’t know much about them! We’ll have to keep our eyes peeled!

Silly The Bum Phillipe! He was overheard telling his wife AJ that her morning sickness should pass after the first three months. Ha! It MAY but we had one sister who was still yacking up her guts the day she delivered her little stinker! And once the morning sickness does subside comes the indigestion, heartburn, and difficulty sleeping! Have fun, though! HA!

Whoa! Things are not good with the Misfits! Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena were seen trying to soothe Bad Boy Wil who was A WALKING MESS!!! It seems that his dear Eless has up and disappeared and he really is heartbroken over the whole matter! In fact, yesterday was supposed to be their WEDDING DAY!!! Bad Boy Wil was really throwing back the alcohol as he tried to drink the memories away and poor Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena seemed to be at an utter loss as to what to tell him to make him feel better. Even Brale Brother Baker got in on the attempt to make Bad Boy Wil feel a bit better…. but as one can imagine Brale Brother Baker wasn’t much help! Funny but not much help!

We hear that downstairs in the Arena, Locke and Luscious Lydia made amends. The pair had disliked each other from the same incident months prior that caused Big Britches Erin to dislike Locke. However, it seems that Locke and Lydia were much more willing to place the past in the past than Big Britches Erin! It’s that sarcastic mouth coming back to bite her yet again! Speaking of that sarcastic mouth, it was hard at work last night calling duels. We hope she witnessed Luscious Lydia’s ability to put a grudge behind her. Big Britches Erin could certainly learn a thing or two from Luscious Lydia!

SPEEDSTER Nova certainly seems to spend a lot of time with his best friends’ significant others! Last night he was seen hanging out with hottie Hodge and chatting about emo kids and his daughter’s massive collection of clothes. We’re starting to wonder if Rix and Sartan have assigned him the task of keeping their girls out of trouble!!! And if that’s the case, who’s duty is it to keep SPEEDSTER Nova out of trouble???

BTW, have you missed the HUGEST announcement of them all?!?! March Madness is back, baby! Oh, yeah! The Duel of Swords is currently accepting entries from all ranks for the second annual March Madness Tournament. No prizes have been announced yet but you know they’ll be Super FAAAABULOUS! We hear that the crop of duelists is already getting big and quickly approaching the required 64 so you better get your name in FAST!

Posted: March 9th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wolv’s new gal pal Aly was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night chatting with TRASH-tastic Jade and made it quite clear that the wedding bug has NOT bitten her!!! She seemed quite opposed to the idea of marrying Wolv. OMG! He better work harder to impress that pretty thang or she might be swayed to another man’s bed!

It’s no wonder why. We hear that Wolv came in a short time later and is evidently STILL smarting from his gubernatorial loss. In fact, he was claiming voter fraud!!! You’ve got to be kidding us!!! Aly told him to stop feeling sorry for himself. Good for him! How can he not be happy with the fine woman that he’s got??? After the Masquerade Ball, we’re buying up all the Aly stock we can get our hands on! The girl’s on the RISE!!!

AJ was overheard telling Frank that she’s pregnant and he seemed pretty happy for her. She was also overheard saying that she believes the name Dimitri to be “cute” and “darling”. Good Lord. This child is doooooomed! Good news is that she has given up booze, cigs, and dueling. Too many women in this town aren’t good ovens for their little buns. We hope that AJ breaks the trend so that her kid is healthy even if it is strapped with a horrible name!

We’re pretty curious as to why Kacey hasn’t been seen hanging out with her man in the past week or so. No word as to yet as to his whereabouts but we certainly hope the pair are still together. Kacey seems awfully happy when he’s around! She seemed awfully happy Wednesday night as well but that could be due to the mass amounts of alcohol she was seen downing with Awesome Alain and another mystery lady! The trio had made up some drinking game and were quickly hammering them down.

The Other Woman Lain and Deadbeat Dad Alex were seen spending quite some time together AGAIN! We don’t think there is a reunion in the works, however. The pair merely seem to be friends. That doesn’t ease our concerns. These two are RIDICULOUS when together! A walking disaster! There should be some law on the books that requires them to remain 100 yards away from one another.

It seems that things still aren’t smoothed over between Holder of Moonberyl Bran and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan!!! When Luscious Lydia questioned what started the dispute, it caused a new round of insults to fly back and forth between the pair. SMOKIN’ Sartan and SPEEDSTER Nova accused Bran of buying too much stock into what Cas (the Roman version) thinks while Bran said that Sartan was just trying to act tough. The pair clearly doesn’t like each other and we LOVE it!!!

Luscious Lydia seemed much more interested in Cute Single Dad Bane!!! The chemistry between the pair is really starting to heat up!!! Luscious Lydia was seen feeling the sleeve of Cute Single Dad Bane’s sweater to admire the fabric…. but we think it was just a weak excuse to touch him. These two are just yummy! Later they were even seen hand-in-hand! OMG! TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!

Posted: March 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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