Eat Crow Monday!

Our sources spotted AJ and her recently wed husband, Stas, Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We hear that he was accompanying her because he didn’t want his pregnant wife to put up posters for the upcoming Art Festival in the Inn by herself since it can be a rough place! HAHAHA! Clearly Stas doesn’t know about his wife’s trip to SLUTtacious Darcy’s birthday party (definitely a rough crowd) and that she’s been spotted in dueling venues (do crowds get any rougher than those?)! We think AJ can hold her own quite nicely.

Evidently she was overheard talking about “the newborns” to Doc Anya. Oh no!!!! The RhyDin Maternity Curse strikes again! Really, some fertility doctor needs to figure out what it is about the place that makes women get pregnant so easily and what makes them get pregnant with multiples at such alarming rates! We can’t believe nobody’s thought to open a fertility clinic here in RhyDin! It would totally become the place to get pregnant!

The Many Faces of Fio looked awfully relieved to see Rekah. We have no idea why! Sometimes it’s best not to ask questions about what goes on in those girls’ heads. Awful Ali was present and chaperoning of course. His life seems like one big sleep over in which he must chaperone some combination of T.M.F.O. Fio, Rekah, Our Darling Taneth, Deliciously Sinful Sin, or Sullen Sal. It’s no wonder he’s always pouring himself a stiff drink!

Speaking of Sullen Sal, it seems that he could have used a bit more chaperoning Monday night as well. He was seen on the porch having some sort of knock out-drag out fight…. with a crow. Yeah, no lie! Evidently the crow didn’t take too kindly to the fact that Sullen Sal flung a knife at it and went for his eyes! It took some pretty young woman to pry the two apart. Odd!

Now we make fun of Awesome Alain all the time for using the Red Dragon Inn for business meetings so we must also make fun of Merchant Antonio for using the Outback for a similar fashion! Seriously, don’t you people have offices??? Wouldn’t business be better conducted in a more professional environment??? To make matters worse, it seems that Merchant Antonio is having that odd little Misty girl transport some of his merchandise. We don’t know if that’s the wisest decision. She’s a bit… different, isn’t she??? We’ll have to keep an eye out for her!

Our Darling Taneth was hanging around watching duels and cheering on her husband Tormay! The pair seemed quite happy and there was no lingering evidence of the frighteningly bad mood that O.D. Taneth was in the week prior. We sure hope whatever it was that was wrong has worked itself out!

We’re still not buying whatever that Rico guy’s selling but we have to admit he seems a bit popular among the womenfolk! He was spotted Monday night in the Outback as the target of a lot of eyelash batting by some big-lipped awfully sexually-charged little thing. We hear she kept calling him “lover”! Oh, gag us with a spoon!

Edited: August 13th, 2009

Art Lover Friday!

It’s nice to know that Jacinta has a touch of class! The girl might be a crazed nut job that lied about a fatal illness in order to keep a man but she was overheard telling someone at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Friday night that she had decided that it would be unwise to go to SLUTtacious Darcy’s party being that SLUTtacious Darcy is now dating Jacinta’s ex, Playboy Shane.

Haven’t you heard, Jacinta? Things aren’t looking so good between those two! Now might be your chance to win him back!

Mad Cow Kazzy was seen making some sort of map for people new to RhyDin to show them all the crazy things the city has to offer. However, from what we hear there was a strong emphasis towards places where you can pick up girls easily! What a classy girl! Still no Grumbling Grem nor any word if the pair are still going strong. We’re dying to know and we definitely are keeping an eye out for that one. We know there’s a good dozen women in this city that have just been WAITING until Grumbling Grem was single again! We also hear that M.C. Kazzy was trying to be some sort of saint to Carnies and was seen blessing Prof. Jolyon. OMG! Make the craziness stop!

Awesome Alain stopped by laaaate into the night and was awfully interested in M.C. Kazzy’s map. Wonderful. That’s exactly the sort of map that he needs to stay away from!

Simmering Sivanna is ALWAYS busy! We hear she was discussing the upcoming charity art auction! We can’t tell you how fabulously excited we are. Not only is the art in this city first class and deserves to have be on display but part of the proceeds with be going to the Gossip GangSTAR children’s foundation! We have almost met our fundraising goal and our hoping to start construction on Westend Elementary school for low income and disadvantaged youths this fall! Classes will begin in the fall in a temporary location before moving to the new school when construction is complete in time for the spring term.

We hear that the lovely, pregnant AJ is also playing a big role in the art festival. In fact, she wrote yours truly a sweet little note to invite us to the final evening. We do hope that our schedule allows us to attend and would love to purchase something to brighten up the walls of the Den of Gossip. What a fantastic evening it shall be! You better circle September 26th on your calendars now before you forget!

Evidently Aja and True are now engaged…. and he tattooed her name on his neck. This comes two nights after she was overheard criticizing someone in the Inn for jumping in and out of relationships. Nothing further needs to be said, does it? We didn’t think so. We’re sure that you can come up with your own commentary.

Maybe we were right about Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon! Perhaps the trip together did bring them closer together! The pair were seen together chatting intimately and sharing cute little smiles. Aaaaand to increase those rumors on the street even further, they were seen leaving together! We’re not entirely sure we still like this pairing. They’re almost too well behaved together!

We found out that the Zorro from Darcy’s masquerade ball is a man by the name of Rico. We don’t know much about him other than he works for Aja and he sees himself as a sort of ladies’ man. Rumor has it that he’s single so have at him, ladies. At your own risk, of course, though. We don’t have enough details to stamp him with a GangSTAR approved label yet. We’ll work on it!

Edited: August 10th, 2009

Darcy’s Birthday Party

We hate to even discuss SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s birthday party but we suppose that we must. We know how you all enjoy your dirty gossip. A bunch of freaks, you all are! Anyway, we hear that the party was all decked out in the birthday girl’s favorite party — red. And, let us tell you, red does NOT mean STOP in her book. Darcy’s a Go-Go-Go sort of girl. Anyway, the theme of the party was a masquerade ball which gave her naughty friends an excuse to go out and be naughty.

Yeah, we bet you guys are kicking yourselves now. A bunch of easy girls getting drunk and wearing next to nothing — sounds like a lot of men’s dream night.

SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was dressed in an absolute over the top red gown with these insane platform shoes and a hairstyle that our sources could only describe as a beehive. And guess what??? We were right! There was no Playboy Shane in sight! We’re dying to know what he thought of SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s recent antics. Clearly, he wasn’t thrilled!

Evidently over the top runs in the family because S. Darcy’s brother, David, was on hand. He was dressed in a purple suit complete with a purple mask and sneakers. The boy was a walking plum. A walking plum full of trouble! You ladies should most definitely stay away from this one! He’s no good! We do have to admit that we have heard that he was on his best behavior on the night in question.

We hear that SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s BFF, How-To-Run-A-Man-Away-In-5-Minutes-Flat May was in attendance. She started her craziness early. In fact, for part of the party, she was covered in mud. Niiiice. Once she finally got cleaned up, you can guess that her outfit was ridiculous. And, big surprise, she was all OVER her date, Jin. When will this boy wise up and realize that he’s dating a lunatic? He’s actually pretty hot. Such a shame!

Want to know why you shouldn’t let your HAWT pregnant wife out in public alone? We hear that AJ who looked stunning in a purple silk gown was hit on within ten minutes of arriving by some new guy who we’ve yet to identify. No lie. We told you, girl! Men think pregnant women are GORGEOUS! There’s something they just can’t resist. Anyway, AJ’s husband should get a stern lecture for letting her out of his sight! Do you know where your wife is???

We’re glad to see that Wolv and Fierce Aly are still going strong! At least that’s who we assume the masked woman on his arm was! You know Fierce Aly! She never misses a chance to dress completely over the top and party down. Her green gown was simply AMAZING and would have been completely adequate all on its own but, of course, she had to add this blue and green peacock looking mask and an amazing high-collared necklace that mimicked peacock feathers. Really, the whole thing was quite Fierce Aly. What better bird is there to associate with her??? As usual, another party and another chance for Fierce Aly to show that she may not be the best dressed woman in RhyDin but whatever she wears to a party becomes the most talked about the next day. Simply Fabulous!

Evidently the over-the-top evident was created by none other than Simmering Sivanna who, as usual, looked stunning! She wore a sexy, strapless pure white dress with a glittering silver bodice and an empire waist. The matching mask was had a bedazzled butterfly and a lovely feather. This girl sure knows how to stun us with her sexiness AND throw a party. We have heard rumors that she’s living with some man but she sure does turn up to these sort of events alone a lot. Perhaps it’s time we help her find a good man!

We hear that there was a ton of dancing and all the sorts of carrying on that one would expect at a masquerade event and at Darcy’s birthday party! True and Love Bird Aja were seen spinning around on the dance floor while a woman dressed as Catwoman who we are told was Doc Anya did a very slutty tango with a mystery man dressed as Zorro. We’re not shocked. If those two men haven’t figured her selfish act out by now they deserve whatever hurt they get.

Anyway, we hear the party-goers had a fantastic time and the birthday girl didn’t seem down at all that Playboy Shane was in attendance. In fact, our sources tell us that they didn’t hear his name mentioned a single time at the party. Niiiice. We knew it wouldn’t take SLUTTACIOUS Darcy long to move on.

Happy birthday, girl!

Edited: August 9th, 2009

Baby Bump Monday!

Awesome Alain deemed the Red Dragon Inn worthy of his presence Monday night and was seen hanging out with the usual crowd of pretty girls who are entirely wrong for him. Michiko was there at his side. As loyal and reliable as a old retriever, she is! We hear the new one was drinking a mixture of blood and soda (wonderful) and goes by the name Lilith. She was even heard discussing using Alain’s product to sponsor jello wrestling. Le sigh! Seriously, Awesome Alain, it’s time that you start dating within your position in life. These girls are no baron’s wife. Have your people call the interns. We must do lunch again very soon. We must discuss these poor choices, dear friend!

Another night, another new man for SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee. We hear that she was seen discussing a night of dancing with a man over drinks. We also hear that she was overheard saying that she does indeed like presents. Maybe that’s what she’s after! We never have quite figured out why she hops from man to man. Maybe she’s just trying to gain a gigantic haul of presents. We’ve spent two and a half years speculating and we feel no closer to the answer. We are plenty sure that there is not a man in RhyDin that can catch her attention for more than a week, though.

It seems that Love Bird Aja has moved on to a new love of her life. Even we have a difficult time keeping up and it’s our full-time job! L.B. Aja was spotted in the Outback talking at length about the wonders of True who, yes, did indeed break up with Marvelous Mira. What??? Who dumps Marvelous Mira??? Well, True’s loss is the rest of RhyDin’s gain! Come and get her, guys! She’s one heck of a sweetie, not to mention a TOTAL hottie!

The lovely not-so new girl AJ is starting to look downright PLUMP! That’s just how we like our pregnant ladies! She was seen hanging out in the Outback, drinking orange juice and chatting about her new not-so flattering wardrobe. Why are you ladies so afraid of your pregnant bellies??? They’re BEAUTIFUL! Men, especially husbands, LOVE pregnant women. She’s still with that doctor and, in fact, we’re hearing rumors that the pair even got married while we were away. Good for them! Too many babies are born in this city out of wedlock. Now STICK WITH IT! Marriage isn’t easy!

Edited: August 4th, 2009

Launch of the GangSTAR Children’s Foundation / Fio and Ali’s Wedding!

We here at the Den of Gossip have been discussing how we may be able to give more back to the community that we love for well over a year. The GangSTAR Children’s Foundation came out of just these talks and we were thrilled to be able to launch it with a fantastic cocktail party in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night! It was, of course, all PINKED out! We named some great pink cocktails after Ehz’s nicknames for us — the Pinkoodle Fluff consisting of iced pink lemonade with a light rum in a hurricane glass and the Farfenpooter combining vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice black currant juice, and a dash of sour mix into a chilled martini glass. There were also waiters in well-tailored black suits complimented with pink ties making the rounds around the Inn with trays of hors d’oeuvres and a full spread of more filling foods laid out on the bar.

We were so thrilled to see some of our favorite people in attendance and, of course, we followed up with as many as we could to see how things in their lives were going.

Our Darling Taneth was looking ever the young beauty that she is! She gave me the great pleasure of FINALLY being able to meet Sullen Sal. We definitely can see what Deliciously Sinful Sin sees in him. Never one to change for anyone he was in jeans and a t-shirt and while we may not HEART his fashion sense we do HEART the way he is always himself. Definitely a HAWT guy and anyone who is sweet and caring to Our Darling Taneth gets biiiiig kudos in our book! She’s the best!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien was present and accounted for as well. Despite rumors that he has been seen looking quite melancholy and somber over the past month (come on, it’s L.L. Lucien after all, being somber is what makes him HAWT), he seemed to be in an excellent mood. He told yours truly that he brought out his best smile for the event. That smile, unfortunately, did not last the entire evening which we’ll explain later!

Ballerina Katarina looked to die for in a strapless yellow sundress! Certainly practically anything on that body would look expensive but we did question her about her fabulous fashion sense that we believe comes from her boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke. When we questioned her on it she was a wee bit illusive but did admit that L.B.B. Locke occasionally supplies her with a dress or two. Who wouldn’t take his help??? He’s one snazzy dresser! She also confirmed that they have not yet gotten engaged. Although, we are hearing that they are shacking up together.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee never fails to bring attention to herself! She was wearing an uber sexy black strapless gown with white and gray vines printed into the fabric. It had quite the slit as well to show off more than a little of those famous/infamous legs. She greeted yours truly by jumping from the bar into my arms. She’s awfully lucky I have good reflexes or she may have gotten hurt! Knowing SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee she would have merely landed on a bed of magical roses instead.

I also got to catch up with one of our most avid readers in Cutie Carley! She was certainly enjoying the great food and the company. We hear that she definitely made the rounds and was even seen chatting with a number of people that we didn’t know she was familiar with. That young lady can make a friend out of ANYONE!!! We do have to wonder where she has been the past several months. All she told us is that it is “fun out of RhyDin”. Iiiinteresting!

Prof. Jolyon was busy giving his nightly lecture to Lil’ Lirssa when we found our way over to them. Lil’ Lirssa was again looking mighty spiffy in an adorable hunter green skirt and matching jacket. Such a little lady! Unfortunately, I only had a brief opportunity to discuss our shared interest — the plight of poverty-stricken children in this city.

But we’re quite sure that you would rather here of our discussion with her handsome tutor than our charity work anyway, you gossip scoundrels! Well, we did in fact discuss the nature of Prof. Jolyon’s relationship with Real Estate Mogul Rena (who joined us at the hearth as well). Unfortunately, he continued to remain koy about what exactly is going on there. From our very brief discussion with R.E.M. Rena in which she called him a “puzzle” it seems we are not the only ones confused by his behavior! The two did chat for quite a while afterward! Maybe a discussion on the state of their relationship???

We hear that Renna was in an amazingly sexy black number and was seen catching up with Icer. Unfortunately, Renna had moved on by the time I made it over to Icer’s couch where she was chatting with Drake…. who is yet another one of her relatives, according to our sources. Evidently the first of the current batch of Icer’s brood has begun hatching. It’s no wonder she’s trying to stay out of the house…. or den or cave or whatever!

Our sources caught more details on the upcoming wedding of Overlord Tormay and Our Darling Taneth! O.D. Taneth was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty and Old Man Tass that the pair had decided to ask Therapist Chryrie to marry them! How cuuuute! Knowing T. Chryrie she will insist on pre-marriage counseling. Wouldn’t you love to just be a fly on the wall for one of those meetings? How much fun would pre-marriage counseling with O. Tormay and O.D. Taneth be???

Doc Anya was there on the arm of her man, Alper. She had the nerve of welcoming us to the cause of helping children in this city… which we find completely insulting to all the time, talent, and money that we here at the Den of Gossip have sunk into our favorite charities over the past two years we have worked in this city… and, really, that’s all we have to say about either of them. Thankfully, our night was brightened by some of the yummy eye candy that was occupying the table! Simmering Sivanna truly is TO DIE FOR! The woman just oooooozes sex! She was in a fantastic strapless black number that was cinched around the middle to show off her teeny tiny waist. Love her! The dashing Neo was also present. We hear some fantastic things about his exploits within the rings of the dueling venues. We may have to make a special trip there to see him for ourselves!

That lovely new girl AJ was around and chatting with Doc Eva and Ballerina Katarina. We’re hearing rumors that the girl might actually be pregnant. Wowzers! She and that man of her’s juuuuust hooked up and started living together as well. Now that’s a lot of pressure on a brand new relationship. We don’t understand why these kids can’t just slow things down. Why are they in such a damn hurry??? Well, perhaps speaking with Doc Eva gave her some perspective. Doc Eva isn’t exactly on the rocket express with her own relationship. They seem to be taking it nice and slow… which is probably a good thing since there’s still a TON of tension between her and her ex.

And then it was time for the big EVENT! We were so honored and delighted when The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali asked yours truly to unite them in holy matrimony! T.M.F.O. Fio looked delicious in a short, sassy indigo silk dress with a drop waist and ruffled skirt. And while we all knew A. Ali is suuuuper HAWT, he looked especially elegant in his black silk jodphuri jacket. Their witnesses seemed to be RhyDin’s Redheaded Stepchild, Tara, and a goat. We were straight and to the point and before the crowd knew it, T.M.F.O. Fio and A. Ali were JOINED!!! And they looked radiantly happy (and a bit nervous as to how everyone would react) about it!

Who doesn’t love a good surprise wedding???

Well, it seems that it didn’t take long for us to find out! Deliciously Sinful Sin and Old Man Tass stood in shock giving us the evil eye. And we must admit that it pained us to see it from D.S. Sin! Sex Pot Kitty and Lucky Lawyer Lucien stormed out of the Inn even! Shock reigned supreme for quite a while before people began congratulating the newly married couple.

We hear that the celebrating went on laaaate into the night and we must admit that these two are incredibly cute together. Only time will tell if they can stick it out in the harsh limelight of RhyDin but we certainly are hoping for the best for them. We certainly wouldn’t want the first marriage we officiated to end in divorce!

TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM!

Edited: June 27th, 2009