Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn started off just the way we like it!!! Frank was seated at the bar surrounded by two vivacious young ladies — AJ and Tarna. Now AJ’s a married woman but she certainly seems to spend quite a bit of time at Frank’s side while Tarna has been seen flirting it up with the big man recently. Tarna seemed to be trying to make it clear that Frank was HER man as Frank introduced the pair!!! We think if the ladies were dogs they may have been peeing on Frank’s leg to mark their territory!!!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena still seemed a bit down in the dumps but seemed to be keeping their chins up as they discussed Misfit business Saturday night. Both lovely ladies have been burned in love and our hearts break for them!!! Doc Eva, who still appeared a bit under the weather, joined the ladies shortly after and talked about the Doc’s house hunt!

A late surge of support for gubernatorial candidate MAN-tastic Matt seems to have taken over the city!!! There’s word that The Stitch is offering a ten percent discount on clothes for anyone who promises to cast their vote in his favor which is certainly interesting since Big Britches Erin has campaigned HARD in G’naughty G’nort’s favor and Luscious Lydia took G’naughty G’nort as her date to some of the Fashion Week celebrations!!!

And we know the reason for the momentum switch from G’naughty G’nort to MAN-tastic Matt! We hear that Luscious Lydia TOTALLY went off on G’naughty G’nort Saturday night in the Inn’s basement Arena for suggesting to reporters that they were an item. That, folks, is the explanation for the sudden change in The Stitch’s allegiance! It seems that Luscious Lydia was NOT at all happy to be linked in the press with G’naughty G’nort and gave him what for!!!

Saturday night, another of G’naughty G’nort’s employees in the same of his TDL star Baroness of Old Temple Teagan was seen campaigning for MAN-tastic Matt!!! OMG! G’nort’s going to flip his wig!!! Teagan entered the Inn at Matt’s side and announced that anyone who promised to vote for MAN-tastic Matt would get a kiss from here!!! Too bad Robert wasn’t there for that one! We bet he’d be swayed away from even his brother’s No Confidence scheme.

Badsider Brew spokesmodel, DoD-er PJ Ramirez, made an appearance in the Arena Saturday night looking WAY ready to transition into maternity wear! She looked just about ready to pop out of her cute clothes. Don’t fight the full panel jeans, sister!!! She was seen keeping a VERY close eye on the youngest Graziano boy — Tony.

One of the Arena’s newest warlords, Joex, was overheard discussing his plans for challenging once his peer win hunt is complete!!! It seems that Overlord Roland has gained a fan in the young gun as he stated that he does not wish to challenge one of the Overlord’s loyal barons. That Overlord Roland is one of the most popular overlords that the Arena has seen in YEARS!!! And has anyone else noticed that all but one of his loyal barons are females??? Overlord Roland has a waaaay with the ladies!

Legendary duelist AJ Bird entered the Arena late into the night to the thrill of anyone who is a fan of the history of the sport!!! SPEEDSTER Nova was overheard teasing Frisky Rix about his inability over the years to beat AJ when Hottie Hodge suggested that Frisky Rix and AJ duel. That’s what friends are for, right??? To remind you of your failures. You’ve gotta love Speedster Nova!

We’re way upset that we weren’t there to see AJ (arguably one of the Arena’s most storied barons) in person!!! We hear that Joex even had the honor of dueling him! MAJOR! If we’d been there, we’d so have been all “WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!!”

Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Damien has no shame!!! Has he always been such a playboy or is this some sort of sudden change?!?! He was seen in the early evening hours of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn flirting up Miss Terror of RhyDin herself Renna. The exchange did not appear to be the least bit serious but the pair were throwing down sexual challenges and daring the other to step up to the plate!!! HOT! We’re really starting to be amused by him!

The Inn remained quite quiet all evening. However, our sources did report back that the lovely Eless was behind the bar for several hours and had a sweet chat with Sylvia. It seems that Sylvia’s two and a half year old son is already quite the flirt!!! It also seems that he has quite the little crush on Eless!!! Well, who can blame him?!?! What great taste that little boy has!

Eless seemed quite thrilled to see Bad Boy Darren…. which surprised us until our sources revealed that she was just looking for information on Bad Boy Darren’s little blonde Sugar! Not much has been seen of the sweet little blonde since she moved in with Darren but according to Darren things are still going quite well between the two of them!!! Perhaps staying away from the drama and temptations of the Inn is just what they both needed!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, our sources finally overheard who knocked DoD-er PJ up! She evidently told G’naughty G’nort that the father of this current pregnancy is the same as the father of her son — Gavin!!! If you remember correctly, Gavin is also the brother of DoD-er Charlie and he certainly seems to have a checkered reputation among the DoD girls, including PJ! Knock us over with a feather!!!

Speaking of the next PJ, out of control teen Alex has been spotted doing numerous things that her sister would probably disapprove of since AJ left on her honeymoon. The latest??? She was seen hanging out in the Arena!!! We have a feeling that AJ would NOT be happy to hear that her underage sis was hanging out with those unsavory types surrounded by alcohol and sharp, pointy objects!

We hear that Hodge and Nova were hanging out late together after duels shut down. Is Nova moving in on one of his best friend’s girls?!?! Awesome!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Gubernatorial candidate Wolv was overheard lecturing out of control teen Alex about dating older men Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We don’t buy his big brother routine!!! We think he’s got bad intentions where this mouthy teen is concerned! Wolv scores high on the Perv-O-Meter! In fact, he seemed a wee bit jealous when Alex started talking to another man. AJ better come back from her honeymoon before her lil sis gets taken advantage of!

The Inn was pretty quiet but Antonio got his fill of pretty women while tending the bar. Both Alysia and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee were present and accounted for. Alysia chatted Antonio up and helped fill his time behind the bar while the customers were elsewhere. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, on the other hand, was again seen flirting away with the playboy Damien! The pair exchanged witticisms well into the night!!! LOVE IT!

Hottie Pirate Girl Teagan always attracts a crowd when she’s calling in the Arena! New girl Alyson was also present and smoooooking which only increased the crowd of horny men. The Randy Baron of New Haven Rand was present with his usual collection of bad pick-up lines and his old friends Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris, Smokin’ Sartan, and Speedster Nova wasted no time in making fun of those lines. You’ve got to love Rand’s gumption, though!!!

The heat index of the room was turned up even higher when DoD-er and Badsider Brew spokesbabe, PJ Ramirez, strutted her stuff into the Arena! Her cowboy, Tex, was on hand and she flirted with pretty much any man she could get her hands on. All the while, her friend DoD-er Rena was passed out!!! PJ seemed to give it little mind but then in PJ’s drunken world the status “passed out” really isn’t all that unusual.

As for Rena, the girl dropped right in the middle of calling and started swinging blindly at Hodge and Soerl who attempted to assist her!!! Odd! When she came out of it she seemed quite confused and made a beeline for the exit!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy missed the drama and came in a bit later to watch PJ’s antics and discuss PJ’s pregnancy in greater detail. No word on who the father of the baby is yet!!! Koy’s husband, MAN-tastic Matt, wasn’t too far behind. He was overheard chatting about piloting space craft with new guy Chase, new girl Alyson, and his partner in crime Smokin’ Sartan. Space men are HAWT!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We made an appearance in the early hours of Monday evening in the Red Dragon Inn! And we were thrilled to see some of our favorite smiling faces!!! …And we were smooooched by Kissing Bandit Alex!!! Is this some sort of new right of passage that someone forgot to tell us about???

Savannah is such a lovely girl! Our sources informed us that earlier in the day AJ told her that Jason A was back and was looking for her. Savannah seemed pretty clear that she was DONE with him and she didn’t change her tune when we questioned her in regards to the same subject matter. Savannah EXCLUSIVELY told us that she and Soerl are DATING!!! That Soerl sure moves fast!!!

Speaking of lovely girls, we are falling for Savannah’s friend Frenchy AJ as well. She has DELICIOUS DRAMA QUEEN written all over her!!! Her boyfriend Phillipe sure seems to be a pill. We think she can do better! This relationship has a very short shelf life!

During our short visit to the Inn we were also THRILLED to get an up close look at Our DoD-er Evie’s gooooorgeous engagement ring! It was very…. rubbery! We DEMAND an invite to this wedding! DEMAND, we say! DEMAND!

We’re told that Piper spent a bit of time with a delightful man named Elliot… who sure knows how to wield a makeup brush! He gave Piper quite the make over according to our sources. However, we can’t believe them. How could you POSSIBLY make Piper any more loooovely than she already is?!?!? Elliot was offering his services to men and women alike. No word if he has a shop where you can seek out a make over of your own but we’ll keep an ear out!!!!

Ooooooh! In the Outback, Sartan was overheard asking WHORE-acious Erin how old she was. When she responded with “21″, he said he didn’t believe her and that she looked at least 30! BUUUUUURN!!! Sartan just got MAJOR brownie points in our book!!! It certainly doesn’t hurt that he’s a major, major, major fox!

Was WHORE-acious Erin a bit jealous when Jake was spending time with Hodge??? We don’t know but our sources did see her glancing over at the table where the two were hanging out!!! If you remember correctly, Jake stood up for Erin the night prior and there were even rumors of a kiss. However, Jake seemed quite taken Monday night with the dark-haired beauty with an unfortunate name! We REALLY like the idea of Jake and Hodge together! That would be adorable! Hodge is certainly collecting an array of male admirers!

Posted: October 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade and her equally classless friend Casidy started Saturday night the same way Jade ended Friday night — in the Inn drinking waaaaaay too much. This is somebody’s mother, people!!! Her life has turned into SUCH the train wreck!!! Gabe was again present but he certainly didn’t appear happy with her behavior. We’ve got a bet down that he doesn’t put up with this much longer!!!

Panther was spotted behind the bar in the Inn again slinging drinks and keeping the patrons happy! Man, is that HAWT!!! We like our tenders tall, dark, and furry!!!

Our sources were a bit distracted from their Panther gawking as Soerl came in with Savannah. There was nothing too lovey dovey about the couple but they did have a looooong conversation. Is Savannah forgetting those “amazing” kisses already???

The basement Arena was huuuumming with duels Saturday night and G’naught G’nort was the caller on duty! G’nort spent some time flirting with Frenchy AJ… which really, in itself, isn’t a big surprise but AJ was pretty flirty in return!!! We’re thinking that her man Phillipe might be a bit hot under the collar over this!!!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and her new “friend” Beowulf were again spotted together! This time they were hanging out and flirting in the Arena! Kairee certainly knows how to keep her options open. We’re quite certain that her man servant Julien will have something to say about this!

The lovely but poorly named Hodge caught the eye of a old-time duelist in Rix!!! He actually stuck around for a couple hours to attempt to seduce her with some bad pick-up lines. No go!!! We don’t think Hodge was thrilled with Rix. No worries. We’re sure he has a half dozen dueling groupies to keep his bed warm at night!!!

Posted: October 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Oooooh, the drama!!! Our sources aren’t incredibly sure of the details but the Red Dragon Inn certainly got off to a rough start on Monday night!!! New girl AJ lost her lunch on the floor in the Inn (YUCK!) while her guy Phillipe sobbed. THERE’S NO CRYING OR YACKING IN THE INN!!! Why can’t people remember that??? Especially men! Sheesh. We have no idea what happened but we’ve got a feeling these two are going to provide us drama for quite some time.

Speaking of being green around the gills, Tucker was seen in the Inn not looking good at all! He couldn’t even finish a bowl of soup and Lydia tended to him by making him a mug of tea. Pooooor Tucker!!! Tucker seemed quite adamant that Lydia get a message from him to Doc Babe Eva! Maybe Tucker’s just aching for a bit of TLC??? Forget Eva, Tucker! We’ll volunteer!!!

Lydia went on to have a conversation with Stitch and Maeve that involved the topics of fighting, balance, and instincts. Blah, blah, blah. What’s with the meaningful conversations??? Let’s get to the gossipy subjects already! Our sources DID overhear Stitch telling Lydia that there is a female version of him out there somewhere and she’s evidently even more NASTY!!! LOVE IT!!!

Evidently as a prank, someone came in and replaced the ale with a nonalcoholic version!!! Johnny didn’t seem to find that particular prank all that funny. His gooooorgeous wife-to-be Sianna certainly did, though!!! Unfortunately, she continued to enable her alcoholic partner by providing him with a couple bottles of Badsider to accompany the meal she made him and his friend Peredhil. Bah! These men don’t appreciate what they have!!! Sianna is the best!

What a pleasant surprise! The lovely Sylvia was behind the bar Monday night! We looooove her! She met a cute new girl named….. Hodge. Really?!?! Hodge? Did your parents hate you??? We think that Kitty should pass a law not allowing the parents of this city to name their kids any longer. We should be put in charge of the task. You don’t name your daughter HODGE!!! Anyway, Hodge is cute and she should be thanking her lucky stars that she is because it would be ten times worse being coupled with that name if she was, you know, the size of a cow…. like a certain Fatty Fae!!!

Cute Carley was hanging out at the bar which caused the chaos and fun that always seems to accompany that adorable bundle of trouble!!! She exchanged insults with Stitch and had some choice words about HEIFER Jewell but spent most of her time tending to her Hunky Carpenter Glenn who also seems to have caught the virus that’s going around! That must be one heck of a cold!

In the Outback, Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel PJ showed her face (and, oh, what a pretty face it is) for the first time in a long time! Her leg is still in a cast from her motorcycle accident but she does seem to be getting around with her crutches better these days! Fellow DoD-er Rena seemed just exhausted by the drama as PJ was hauled off by her former man Gavin! The pair had a low but obviously heated conversation before PJ stormed out.

There was a bit of drama happening on the sandy shores of Twilight Island as well! Innocent, bubbly Taree is back in town but doesn’t seem to remember any of her old friends. Esper and Topaz seemed especially concerned for her but both were at a loss over what was causing the memory loss. Iiiiiinteresting!

Posted: October 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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