Bonking On A Thursday!

You know there is trouble afoot when Wolvie and Awesom Alain get together for a little chat! We hear that the pair had a pretty tense little chat at the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night. Evidently Alain is not happy with one of his employees — Silas — but we’re not exactly sure why. Now there have been a lot of rumors about the young wizard recently. He was involved in the St. Patrick’s Massacre and there are reports that he may have worsened the situation in the process of trying to help AND he’s currently running for governor. We hear that even Wolvie was surprised by the level of Alain’s anger!

We hear that Daniel saved the pretty Aliss from a feral cat outside the Inn later into the night. Reeeeaaaally??? She made him a cup of tea and was quite grateful. However, Riley doesn’t have to worry about her man, evidently, because we hear that Aliss was flirting it up with the handsome Rico. But while Aliss seems to have a thing for Rico, Rico seems to have a thing for his captain’s sister! He was shooting quite the warm smile to Ajia most of the evening as they had a couple drinks together. Was that a date??? Really??? We wonder what Aja would have to say about her employee dating her sister???

Did we not call this??? Juliane and Everett were seen chatting in a booth together for quite some time. They were not joined by anyone nor did their eyes seem to leave one another very much. In fact, they seemed pretty thrilled to be spending some time together! There’s DEFINITELY some chemistry here. Two creative personalities??? Sounds pretty magical! We’re definitely waiting on pins and needles to see where this thing heads.

After the mega challenges the night before, dueling was pretty light in the Arena Thursday night. That being said, there was an old face in the crowds that our sources were surprised to find! It seems that Red is back in the dueling venues. Red just so happens to be Rix’s ex-wife. We wonder what this is going to mean for his recent engagement. Probably nothing. We’re guessing that women don’t go back to Rix after they wise up and move on.

Kalamere didn’t give much time to Anubis for him to recover! The slaver is AGAIN under challenge for Battlefield Park. This time it’s from the legendary former baron and overlord. Kalamere and Harris were overheard chatting about it Thursday night as the pair got a duel in. It seems it will be Kalamere’s first challenge in THIRTEEN years! Now that is a serious comeback. We don’t know anybody who isn’t already looking forward to it!

It seems we were dead wrong about Joey! She was overheard declaring her love for Teagan Thursday night. Evidently, Teagan never returned the words to Joey. It seems we may have gotten the situation a little backwards. Maybe it’s Joey that’s fallen deep and Teagan who really isn’t all that interested. After all, Teagan’s the one that’s been sleeping with Kalamere. Joey was overheard saying she hadn’t been with anyone else in months. We wonder how she’s going to feel when she hears that Teagan’s been bonking the former overlord in her absence!!!

Edited: April 11th, 2010

Off With The Hair Thursday!

A busy Thursday night around town, particularly in the Red Dragon Inn, made up for a slow week of gossip! The night started off on an odd note as Lang seemed to have somehow trapped Den Mama Icer in a playpen with one of her hatchlings. Honestly, we have no idea which one. Her entire brood is just one giant blur to us. Anyway, D.M. Icer was NOT pleased but, as usual, the super self-involved Lang cared little for anything but his own amusement. We hear that he left her in there for several hours before returning her to her normal size and letting her out of the playpen. Niiiice. With all the family she’s got, it’s best not to mess with her. This isn’t going to end will for Lang.

The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker was still acting incredibly…. well, off! One of the Taneths went to give T.W.H.T. Tucker a nice long hug only to be GROPED! No lie! We hear that when she asked him if he missed her, he pulled her in closer and said “Can’t you tell?” UGH! Say it ain’t so! That’s disgusting. When did our strong, silent T.W.H.T. Tucker become a creepy old man??? Thankfully, Our Darling Taneth was able to wiggle her way free before he was able to make her more uncomfortable. That’s ridiculous!

Things didn’t get any better from there. T.W.H.T. Tucker had ANOTHER argument with Serena (isn’t that like three weeks in a row that their shift has ended in a fight?) and then PUNCHED Brale Brother Reap. We hear that he punched Reap so hard that he knocked him off his stool and that B.B. Reap actually spit out a TOOTH! Mad Cow Kazzy, Our Eve, and Lilli were on hand to make sure he was okay and collect his tooth and T.W.H.T. Tucker decided it was best to storm out. We would say that we bet B.B. Reap was PISSED but we bet he was actually sort of grateful. Can you imagine any other way that B.B. Reap would find to get three hot women tending to him???

OMG! WE TOLD YOU! We hear that Aja was seen with her ex, Padriq, Thursday night! Who is Padriq??? The HOTTEST Kidd brother…. Okay, okay. The ONLY HAWT Kidd brother! The pair had a loooong intimate chat. We hear that they both looked really into one another. THEN HE KISSED HER! No lie! Did we call it or did we call it??? This is a reunion we’ve seen in the works for MONTHS! However, we sure hope that they take it nice and slow. They rushed head first into it last time and we hope Padriq saw his mistake. Rushing too far too quickly can only scare your partner off! Take your time! Enjoy it! And congratulations to the pair of you for re-discovering love!

Then the night took a really crazy turn….

Sullen Sal stormed in from the Arena all pissed off and Crazy Train Tara had to clean the blood off his face and calm him down. C.T. Tara acting motherly is just a bit too freaky for us. Just as the situation seemed to be settling, Anubis decided to show up! Yep! It goes from a bad night to an absolutely insane night from here. Anubis demanded Bekah dance for him as he cuddled C.T. Tara which led to Lucky Lawyer Lucien IMMEDIATELY throwing a punch at Anubis. He didn’t even give Bekah a chance to refuse. He just lashed out at Anubis! The two just totally start absolutely BRAWLING in the middle of the Inn. Brale Brother Reap who never seems to miss a good bar fight jumped into the fray as well and for a while it seemed like they’d really lay a beating on Anubis.

Unfortunately for Reap, Dave decided to SHOT HIM IN HIS LEG and as Brale Brother Reap was dealing with the initial shock of being shot in the middle of the Inn, Dave pistol whipped him. B.B. Reap went down in a heap. Heh. That rhymes. Even Charna got a blow on Anubis! We hear that she packs a pretty mean punch with a shovel! C.T. Tara used the confusion as an opportunity to grab Bekah by the hair and threaten to kill her… which then brought Sal into the fight. As he and C.T. Tara beat on each other, Bekah CUT OFF HER OWN HAIR to get away from C.T. Tara.

Eventually, Anubis and C.T. Tara left the scene of the crime, leaving a lot of destruction and mayhem in their wake. This whole event is so crazy that we don’t even have to add our own commentary to it to make it sensational! WOW!

Edited: February 3rd, 2010

Blinklight Monday!

Juuuuust as we were starting to accept that Eleanor and Brale Brother Reap are kind of HAWT in a dirty sort of way, it all starts to look like it may fall apart. The pair were seen drinking at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Monday night and we hear that B.B. Reap was even seen laying a kiss on his girl. They’re definitely getting closer and closer…. or were. Our sources say that Mish is back. No lie. He has perfect timing, doesn’t he? Evidently Eleanor was seen talking to him for quite a while and it seemed like no time had passed at all. We’re sure that B.B. Reap will bury himself in ale to forget her but we’re sad for him. Boo.

B.B. Reap had two lovely ladies to keep him company, though. Eve and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were present and accounted for. He spent a good portion of his night hitting on the pair and trying to corrupt C.M.M. Eless into drinking a beer. When she advised the duo that she prefers to stick with tea, Eve seemed awfully confused that anyone would drink anything that wasn’t spiked or laced with something…. well, more fun. That’s our Eve!

Simmering Sivanna didn’t look so sexy or simmering when our sources spotted her in the Inn. It’s pretty rare these days for her to be spotted outside the dueling venues but it was her pale, sickly looking visage which really caught their attention. We hear that while she tried to spend a normal night relaxing with a friend named Angel and chatting with Marvelous Mira about her man, there was definitely something wrong with the pretty Keeper. She even lost her famous cool and snapped at an imp who resides in the Tower she holds the key to. Did not look good. Not at all.

The action was hot and heavy Monday night in the Outback! Our sources tell us that there were more than one person who was enjoying just how hot and heavy it was. In fact, there were two in particular — Joey and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy! It seems that the ladies had some rather suggestive comments for a match between Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Hot Mess Kelathe. They tried to pass them off as innocent commentary about the fighting but those two women are anything but innocent. Even sweet, naive Mart chastised them for their blatant sexual innuendo! We can’t give them too hard of a time for it, though. We’re hoping that Joey will remind L.B.B. Jaycy just how good it feels to be baaaaad!

Dris and Deliciously Sinful Sin were seen together acting awfully chummy as they watched a couple matches go down. At first our sources tell us that they were wondering if Dris was taking one last stab at sewing his wild oats before his wedding to Icarus… but, like we told them, Dris will never be done with that particular project. It seems instead that Dris was asking D.S. Sin to be his best man. FABULOUS! We do hope this means that there will be a big fantastic affair of a wedding! Who wouldn’t want to see that spectacle go down??? In fact, we’re pretty sure that the city may totally implode from a gathering of that many troublemakers in one place at one time!

Wow. Just when you thought the grocery store was the one safe place in RhyDin, we hear that Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling Aja that she uses the supermarket to scout for new meals. And by meals, we don’t mean the frozen sort you stick in the microwave. We mean people! Evidently she took a flashlight, or “blinklight” as she called it, off her latest victim. We hear that she spent a good portion of the night giggling as she turned it off and on. Yeah. God save RhyDin. This city sure needs all the help it can get with C.T. Tara running loose around it.

Edited: January 7th, 2010

Love Him Sunday!

Lilli was seen with the handsome White Knight Julian chatting at the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night! It’s nice to see him back around and we’re pleased to see Lilli attended to by such a handsome man! We would never peg him as the type to be interested in a free spirit like Lilli but you never can tell what a man will be into! We hear that their conversation was briefly interrupted as Darcy came over to give Lilli a hug since she hadn’t seen her since…. well, everybody seems to be politely dancing around the truth so we suppose we should as well. We do have to admit that as much as we complain about her, we’re glad she’s back and looking happy.

Aymeric and Fiora are such hilarious little troublemakers! Fiora practically begged a sandwich off of Joey with Aymeric in the background telling Joey not to “feed the addiction” as it seems that the girl has a thing for sandwiches. We were pretty surprised to hear that despite all their back and forth bickering, Fiora actually admitted that she has seen Aymeric naked and that it is “good”. Wow. As for Joey, she was pretty amused by the pair but was hobbling around in some pain. She assured anyone who asked that she had just slipped on some ice and hit her hip. It’s a dangerous time of year! Stay safe, boo!

Remember that girl we were talking about that was such a hard ass? Vanessa? Yeah, strike that! These girls always look good and tough until you see them swooning over some completely random guy. We’re disappointed that it wasn’t even a full week later and already she’s looking all googly-eyed at some guy probably not worth her time. We’re tired of the women in this city settling for less than they deserve! We should totally start a match-making venture.

Harper has been seen with that John guy an awful lot. Our sources say that they were seen playing a board game Sunday night and she made a vague mention about making him dinner. Super cute! Good luck to him with that! We bet she’s pretty feisty! All the good ones are! John was overheard telling Mega Mom Icer that her kids are awfully loud and suggesting she buys them a muzzle next Christmas. LOVE HIM EVEN MORE NOW!!! We hear that Mega Mom Icer actually agreed with him but with as many kids as she’s got we’re willing to be there’s more than one of them she’d like to muzzle at any given time.

A crowd gathered in the Arena Sunday night to see if the Warlord Guill could take down his former friend, Baroness of Dragon’s Gate, Teagan. It seems he had some lingering issues with her over the incident surrounding the challenge in which she lost her Overlord title. As the second baroness he called dishonorable in less than a month, this challenge seemed even less popular than his last. Even his friends seemed to be rooting against him!

Even Sullen Sal who seemed to agree with Guill that Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy’s actions at that particular challenge were… well, morally questionable would be one way to put it… thought that Guill had acted like in idiot. We hear that Sullen Sal was overheard telling Collie that Guill talks too much. Well, that’s not exactly what he said. Add in a half dozen curse words of your choice and you’ll have a more accurate quote.

Evidently Santa got Deliciously Sinful Sin a pony for Christmas. Le sigh. At least he wasn’t given a gun like Crazy Train Tara was! We suppose we should give thanks for small miracles. Anyway, D.S. Sin who was calling took a quiet moment during a lull in the action to name his pony. For all those out there who are just dying to know what D.S. Sin would name a pony, the answer is Chunzy. And why would D.S. Sin name his pony Chunzy? Because Psycho Skid told him to, of course!

Unfortunately for Guill, he didn’t even get a chance to face Teagan in a ring. The Overlord Tical decided to step in on behalf of his loyal baroness and defeated Guill, destroying his chance to go on and face Teagan for the Dragon’s Gate barony. We hear that while Teagan was grateful to the Overlord for intervening, she was disappointed not to have the opportunity to beat on Guill herself. Guill, on the other hand, was quite the beaten man. We hear he’s said that he’s not going to be challenging for some time and that he  was seen in a long discussion with Aja, Anya, and Neo. It seems he’s determined to work pretty hard to get back in good graces with his friends.

Congratulations, Teagan!

Edited: January 5th, 2010

Defensive Saturday!

Guill’s short on friends these days but it certainly seemed that Saturday night Laylla at the least would be standing beside him. We have to wonder if this is in part because her ex-husband, Cas, has been pretty vocal in his dislike for Guill and his comments towards Cas’ good friend, Lil’ Black Book Jaycy. We hear that Guill was awfully grateful for the support and didn’t seem to question Laylla’s motives. But we do! We’re still waiting for the formerly married couple to really clash. THAT would be awesome!

Aja and her twin sister, Ajia, were sitting around talking about their upcoming birthday. It seems the sisters, Ajia in particular, were quite pleased with themselves about how well they’ve held up over the years. We’re pretty sure that their secret to a youthful glow has to do with sex. Lots and lots of sex with younger men. What??? Come on! It’s Aja we’re talking about here! She won’t be offended. In fact, she’ll probably agree with us!

Evidently we’re not the only ones who are noticing the VERY close relationship between Lil’ Black Book Jaycy and Hot Mess Kelathe. They spent most of the night whispering quietly together and L.B.B. Jaycy cheered Kelathe on from the sidelines as she dueled. They were even caught embracing…. but NO kissing which L.B.B. Jaycy was quick to point out when Collie told the pair to get a room. L.B.B. Jaycy made a very vocal claim that she was headed to “wear out” Psly” while H.M. Kelathe said the only person she was sharing a room with that night was Nice Guy Neo. Defensive much???

Edited: January 1st, 2010