We will never be able to keep track of all the “loves” in Feilas’s life. First there was Sera (the “bloody psycho” ex of Dameon) but back in May he was seen getting his groove thing on with Nyx (who had broken Brandon’s heart days earlier) and now it seems that he’s got his sights set on Alana (who tends to throw herself at taken men as she’s appeared in this blog after having flirted with Stephen, Baker, Val, Brian, etc, etc). Strangely enough, Feilas was chatting with Nyx when Alana arrived and introduced Alana to Nyx as “my love”.

How does he keep them straight?!?!?

Whore-errific Jade was spotted talking to her ex Michale. Has she really ran out of men who’ll sleep with her? Is she now going around for seconds? REHAB is calling, sweetheart!!!

The twins Sugar and Spice were tending bar but without the venerable Ms. Sid. They served up a free round of drinks on Sexy Brian who was celebrating the upcoming birth of the centaurs. Brian got his usual flirtatious offers from the women in the Inn but as usual he remained true to his girl. We HEART him!!!

Speaking of sisters, Cute Single Erin was dishing about her night out on the town with her lovely and much more even-keeled sister Lydia at the bar late into the night. Typically we HEART sister gab-fests but these two are absolutely DEPRESSING! They are two pretty girls who are usually fun to be around but whenever they are around each other they are tense and silent. It makes us sad!

The Baroness of Dockside Jaycynda “Jaycy” Ashleana and the Baron of New Haven Kheldar “Sexiest Father in RhyDin” Drasinia were both present and looking for duels in the Inn’s basement Arena. Jaycy gaggingly referred to Kheld as her brother. ATTENTION, people! Never EVER refer to someone who you have previously had relations with as your brother! We do not care if you just mean “heart brother” or “soul brother” or whatever you people refer to it as these days. It’s still gross.

In a meeting of the “often wed”, Jaycy faced off against Jewell in a ring. Our sources tell us that their conversation revolved around respect. Lord, help us! Two women so prone to opening their legs discussing respect and honor??? RESPECT YOURSELVES, GIRLS! Le sigh. Jaycy won the duel but we believe the pair is tied at three on number of times wed.

Posted: June 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Yours truly dropped by the Inn in the early hours of Friday evening just to check out the show! Our dear Cute Single Erin was dressed in a hot black number and was attempting to convince someone to hit the town with her! We had the joy of running into her partner-in-crime for the evening — Kat. Such a cutie!

We also had the fortune of spotting the lovely Chryrie who we MUST mention more often. HaWtNeSs! By the way, it appears lovely Viki has not been forgotten. Although, we’ve barely heard mention of her since her kidnapping in late April, Chryrie mentioned later into the night that she, Sid, and Scottie have been busy attempting to locate the lovely lass!

Are Jewell and Stephen planning on expanding their brood already?!?! Well, Jewell received a delivery of a spatula and baster in the Inn. When Antonio suggested it might be for cooking, Jewell quickly corrected him. It seems our Former Lil’ Miss Anger Management doesn’t cook. According to Jewell, the items were needed to get her pregnant…. at least according to some made-up ritual by Stephen. Who else sees a honeymoon baby on the horizon??? We’re calling a full-on “BABY BUMP WATCH” on these two!!!

Hawk and Jewell later spoke of a common love — Amthy!! Who doesn’t love that sweet beautiful little thing??? Hawk seems quite saddened to have seen so little of the green-haired beauty as of late. While Jewell spoke of her own wedding and her philosophy on marriage, Hawk made mention that he had not thought of marriage until recently!!! Does that mean that our Amthy has made him think of marriage??? This seems a bit sudden to us. What about you, loyal readers???

Alana came in wearing a t-shirt that said “You’re on my To-Do List.” Lord, help us all! If we were Jenai we’d be more than a little worried about the amount of time our husband was spending with this woman. Alana certainly seems a bit on the shameless side. Of course, Jade seemed to LOVE the t-shirt. Trash collects more trash as Mama would say!

Speaking of trashy, Jade spent the night practically dry humping Gabe in the MIDDLE OF THE INN. Then when Gabe’s CURRENT girlfriend Michelle entered, Jade had the audacity of walking right up to her and breaking up with her FOR GABE!!! We are shocked and appalled. Jade went from being useless to being downright needlessly vindictive. NOT COOL! The beautiful redhead Michelle was heartbroken while Gabe was an absolute pansy and fled.

We are too disgusted to even talk about the rest of the night at the Inn.

To cheer ourselves up, we’ll talk about the action in the Arena on Friday night! Former Overlord and blue-haired freak Harris was present to call duels. Cat-woman Onyx was back after a loooooong absent and up to her usual trouble. Her kinda/sorta friend G’nort arrived in time to call her a “dock whore” but evidently he meant it in a nice way. G’nort remained around to insult a few other people, including calling Cheyenne the “poor man’s Stick”. WE TOTALLY HEART G’NORT!

Posted: June 19th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your EIGHTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- the rarely seen but very funny Nova hanging out with best pal Sartan! The pair seemed to be discussing something very serious while G’nort and Sartan’s wife Rory took the opportunity to playfully FLIRT.

- Cute Single Erin showing off her new tramp stamp to new SIZZLING flame Daniel! This one is going to burn bright and short, folks. Don’t blink or you may miss it! However, while it lasts it’ll be absolutely delicious!

- A very over-the-top Gav strutting in and shouting to wish his lovely Suuuuuper Des a happy anniversary. Nobody should be this in love. It’s sickening! Stop it already! Even though you two make us gag at times, we wish you a happy anniversary!

- More of Alana than we EVER wanted to see! The newest addition to the Trash Brigade was at the bar being fed shots by Reap and Baker when she decided that Jade her breasts. And then in return, Jade lifted her shirt and showed Alana her breasts. NEVER is it appropriate to lift your shirt up in public. Le sigh! Please haul these girls off to rehab.

- FLAWLESS Koy handcuffing Jade for crimes of fashion! Love Koy! Love her, love her, love her! She at least attempted to convince Jade that she doesn’t need to show all of her lady parts to be liked. The message didn’t seem to sink in very well but Koy at least got Jade interested in coming to see her shop. Hopefully, once Jade gets an eyeful of the beautiful garments that Heavenly Boutique has to offer she won’t return to shopping at Whores R Us.

- Spice laying quite the lip smack on Good Boy Cor! Seems like the brunette twin’s been busy just like her sister! Hot, hot, hot!

Posted: June 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Besides the FABULOUS Wedding of the Year, Wednesday night was pretty quiet. We shall address the wedding in it’s own entry but for now, here’s what you missed while you were trying to sneak into Jewell and Stephen’s wedding!

Gov Kitty’s mind is still preoccupied with thoughts of Tass. She discussed the incident with the sex-tastic Kina and sounded a bit guilty that the lawyers were able to kidnap Tass because he was weak from helping to heal her. Artemus attempted to “help” but was just yelled at by Kitty for being condescending! Ha!

For some reason Baker and Reap were bleeding all over the Inn! Our sources are not quite sure why. However, rumor has it Alana attempted to regain control of the Inn and to heal the Brale Brothers but was having a very difficult time.

One of our interns is going home with a biiiiig pat on the back! He spotted the bubble gum blowing, blonde twin Sugar in a lip lock with a regular in the dueling venues Darren. She didn’t look quite so innocent then! So cute!!!

Harris’s wife Stick appeared in the Outback late in the evening looking for the FLAWLESS Koy (evidently Stick hadn’t heard that Koy was off watching the wedding dress she designed walking down the aisle). Stick seemed a bit out of sorts and requested Kheld to stop by sometime. Is there trouble in paradise? Is Stick still upset about Harris’s arm candy?

….And, for the record, this is our 100th blog entry! Color us super excited to making it to the BIG 100 without suffering bodily injury!!!

Posted: June 9th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Friday was a pretty quite night. Perhaps everyone was out getting their Spring Flings in before the summer weather hits! However, everybody’s favorite friendly blonde Taneth was busy in the Inn Friday night adding words to her vocabulary. The hunky Michael taught her the word “dude”. By the way, where did this wonderful slab of man meat come from???

Rumor has it that Ness serenaded the dear sweet Kira. How romantic! It appears that there is a clear front runner now for Kira’s heart! She seemed quite touched by the gesture! Mark our words, this is a spring fling that’ll certainly move on to summer lovin’!

DoD stock must be on a down swing. The girls of DoD seem to have their relationships crumbling all around them. This weekend it seemed to be the “Sage Bean Counter” Rena who was getting pushed to the curb! Her soldier/boyfriend Val was busy in the Inn on Saturday night chatting up and making eyes at Alana. These girls must be going through some serious tubs of ice cream to ease all this heart ache.

Later in the evening, Dameon’s new woman Reanna was overheard by our sources calling his old woman Sera a fool to Feilas who has been dating Sera for a couple of weeks. First, Reanna takes the fantastic Dameon, dashing all hopes of a reunion between the couple and NOW she has the audacity to call our little “bloody psycho” a fool! We are NOT amused.

Speaking of amused, Brian certainly was as his lovely Jenai had a heartfelt reunion with Jade. There was much hugging and loving between the two women. We got a feeling that Brian’s thoughts on the matter weren’t entirely PG rated!

To finish the night off (and finish off half the men at the bar) Badsider Brew’s own PJ shared a jaw-dropping, saliva-swapping kiss with Sexy Sid! Tongues were touching! Sid grabbed PJ’s pert little rear! PJ had her arms locked around Sid’s waist! For ten long seconds every man in the Inn was given a little piece of HEAVEN!!!

This weekend was certainly an overwhelming one for the Judge. Issy was first told by Whisper that she met a man AND that they were getting married. Tobias is the newest silly goose to think that a Scathachian would make a good wife. Seriously, what is wrong with these men??? Hot, yes. Absolutely. But marrying them? NOOOOO! Then on Sunday Jewell broke the news of her engagement. Poor Issy appeared more than a little overwhelmed by it all!!

Posted: May 14th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Welcome to another action packed Monday catch-up on the weekend’s happenings. First up is Thursday night!

Imp was back in action Thursday night in the Arena much to the delight of all his laaaaadies! He, of course, found time amidst his calling duties to molest several fine specimens, including (but not limited to) Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not, Jewell, and Kaja. Even Rab, who is usually not too keen on the troublesome Impster appeared happy to see him!

Speaking of Jewell, she looked on with Mrs. Wyh Not as the bracket buster of the Madness Tournament Losden slammed through the “competition” that came in the form of Tommy. Jewell was certainly thrilled to see Jewell knocked out of the tournament! We’d bet Losden has a bottle of champagne arriving soon courtesy of the our loooovely Anger Management Princess very soon!!!

The night was all roses for Lil Miss Anger Management! Later in the night Stephen got down on one knee and asked her….. no, you only wish he asked her that! He asked her if she would be his date for Beltane. Jewell gladly accepted and advised him that there was no one she would rather dance naked with around a fire!!!

Better keep a leash on your man though, Jewell. Later in the night he in the Inn was surrounded by and flirting with a bevel of beautiful babes that included cute freckled Raye, hot redheaded fellow sailor Shylah and golden-haired leggy knock-out Alana! We told you! Can’t trust pirates as far as you can throw them! Yet, the sexiest of the trio Raye seemed preoccupied by Hawk’s flirting. And, really, who wouldn’t be?!?! That man is hawtness!

What is a weekend in the Arena without Wrecking Crew antics? Baron Kheldar was advised by Baronness Maria that while she held the title of “most honorable baron”, Kheld was the “most marketable baron”. Kheld quipped that he hoped that would impress his goooorgeous wife Caedia! And then the eldest Graziano decided to yell to the lizard-man Bran to lick his eyeball. Bran was not amused and did not partake in party tricks.

Chryrie was attracted in by the smell of blood. She didn’t hop into a ring (but, oh, how we’d love to see that!) but spent the night chatting with the delicious Kina. Chryrie let it drop that she has EIGHT dead husbands!!! WHAT?!?! Man, how we love the psycho woman crowd that RhyDin offers!

Our poor dear sweet Napoleon got gum in his fur but the quick thinking Candy used peanut butter to get it out! Then the cute little teenager washed down the rat’s belly and gave him tummy scritches just like he likes! We like Candy! Later in the night she informed Anubis that she would kick him in the “jimmy” if he attempted to collar her. LOVE IT!!!

Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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