- “Listen, man. Don’t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you’re pushing a B-cup. I’m not the one who dressed you. ” The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- “”Why thank you. I’m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.” Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- “I’m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!” Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- “I don’t understand what’s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That’s it!” Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- “You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she’ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.” Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn’t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn’t it sound as if she’s speaking from experience???

- ” I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.” Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker’s story?

- “I wonder if there’s enough room for Sartan’s ego and Bran’s tail in that ring.” Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- “Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?” So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- “Name’s P’Imp. I’m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?” The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- “If you need help, Rena, I’m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.” So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Overheard.
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Another Tuesday and we start it off like so many other blog entries before it! That is we start with PAARTY Girl Chase tossing back shots of hard liquor like they were water. It’s too bad the girl is such a WALKING MESS because she is so darn pretty! She found a drinking buddy in the chick sitting beside her at the bar — Mack…. and we all know Mack is just known for classiness and lady-like behavior! Could there be a new PAARTY Girl in the making???

Other Woman Lain was spotted looking a bit rough while hanging out with Deadbeat Dad Alex and Shadow! Somebody definitely put her through the ringer and she was awfully cranky. But when is Lain not cranky??? We wonder who it was that finally had enough of Lain’s mouthiness and beat her down??? We hope it doesn’t ruin her spirit! Lain’s spunk is always good for some juicy gossip!

Amnesiac Tara was back in the Inn discussing her impending nuptials with Mini-Frank Cor (we so hope that someone stops this from happening) and waging war on her husband’s castle (we so hope that she goes through with this)! Evidently Mini-Frank Cor will be husband number 5-0 for Tara! That’s an auspicious mark to hit! Good luck to you, Mini-Franker. Seems like you’re going to be needing it!

Speaking of which, we hear that Booze Sis Hina looked a bit ill when she heard Amnesiac Tara’s babbling on marriage to Cor! Could Booze Sis Hina still be broken hearted over the failed relationship between her and the Mini-Franker??? She should count herself lucky! Have you seen any of Cor’s other ex-girlfriends lately? Nope? Exactly!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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What a bummer! We have to officially not like Frat Boy Quinn now. We hear that Booze Sis Hina attempted to get him to accompany her to a wedding as his date but he refused! Who could refuse B.S. Hina??? Instead, he sat in the Inn with a Badsider Saturday night as she went off to the wedding looking all sorts of cute. You do NOT leave a single girl date-less to a wedding! It is so not cool!

Tara was back in the Inn reacquainting herself with some folks that she used to know but no longer can remember! Our sources tell us she was seen telling Awesome Alain that according to the papers (that evidently someone created to tell her about her life pre-amnesia), she and Deadbeat Dad Alex were engaged! Major news to us! The papers also said that D.D. Alex has “chicken legs”! We’d like to judge that for ourselves!!!

We hear that DoD-er Rena was having a very sobering conversation with our dear, sweet Eless Saturday night in the Arena. Rena was telling her of Bad Boy Wil’s sorrows in his separation with Eless. Poor Eless seemed downright heartbroken! If they both love each other so much, why can’t they make it work??? It’s driving us crazy to see them both so unhappy! We need Bad Boy Wil and Eless to reunite!!!

Venom Vinny entered his Madness Duel pretty cocky! And why wouldn’t he??? He was the heavy favorite over the youngest Graziano, Myria! He even got her down to an early deficit. Unfortunately, he couldn’t keep her on the ropes! Myria battled her way back and it was the chick that emerged victorious to move on to the next round!!! Bet you didn’t see THAT coming in your brackets, now did you???

Posted: April 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Quite the tense stand-off occurred early Thursday night between SMASHIN’ Issy and Renna in the Red Dragon Inn! The women exchanged nasty insults and bone-chilling threats but at the end of the day the neutrality of the Inn kept them from coming to blows. We have a feeling things wouldn’t have ended so blood-free if they’d met up outside the Inn!!! Renna’s sure scary but our money’s on SMASHIN’ Issy!!! What about yours???

Evidently the news about Tara is true! She was seen for the second night in a row in the Inn and this time was in the company of Therapist Chryrie! It seems that Therapist Chryrie is a good companion for the woman because Tara certainly seems…. well, out of it. She still doesn’t seem to know much about herself nor any of her old friends besides what her notes have told her. She was seen re-meeting two of the Ravenlocks — Brian and Alex — along with Other Woman Lain! Both Ravenlocks (who while adorable, let’s be honest, aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer) seemed quite confused by the whole thing!

It seems that Lana is still unsure if she wishes to go through with marrying Barus! She’s flipped flopped back and forth on the issue several times over the past couple months. When the couple was seen discussing it in the Inn Thursday night, she was overheard telling him that she just didn’t feel safe around him. He continued to declare his love but it seems that nothing is going to change Lana’s mind! She was dead set on waiting.

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my GOODNESS! Our sources spotted Eless in the company of several of her friends in the Inn!!! It is so good to see her back. She looked a bit pale and unsettled but otherwise unhurt. S’jira and DoD-er Rena tended to her and questioned her at length about her disappearance! Peredhil was seen as well looking downright cheery at his friend’s return! Maybe with Eless’s help, Perry and Pipes can be together again. We can only hope!

Wowza! Is it just us or is Smooooth Cowboy Jake and Molly just plain edible in that deliciously country sort of way??? The pair was seen having a drink together at the bar and Jake even suggestively touched her hip!!! The pair headed out of the Inn together for a “play in the hay” according to Smoooooth Cowboy Jake! Oh my my, Jake! What a playboy you’ve become??? We’re in such a tizzy over here!

Ethan just can’t seem to keep out of trouble! Just when we were starting to like him, he jumps off the deep end ONCE AGAIN!!! He got into some sort of verbal altercation with Boy Toy Aaron that led to the pair throwing punches. Ethan drew the short straw in that fight yet again. You’d think for all the fights he seems to get into, he’d learn to throw a punch…. or at least learn how to avoid one! DoD-er Rena reigned in Boy Toy Aaron but the damage to Ethan’s jaw was done. Evidently to soothe his wounded ego, Ethan decided to take off with PAARTY Girl Chase AGAIN! What is wrong with him??? Somebody should just keep him away from her. She’s always the start of his problems. Le sigh!

Madness dueling kicked off in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night with the PIMP Imp calling! MILF Caedia made one of her too rare public appearances and was supported on by hottie hubby Kheldar. Unfortunately, his cheering wasn’t enough to push her through to the second round. She put up a closely fought match and looked quite HAWT while suffering defeat. After her match, she was seen chatting with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy who while dressed to the nines was looking a little less than flawless. The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion before Caedia left with her husband. We wonder what THAT was all about!!!

Luscious Lydia let her preference be known by wearing a sparkly “Bane for Overlord” tee. The pair remains TOO FRIGGIN’ CUTE!!! By the look of the way the pair was acting together Thursday night, things are definitely on a fast track. Lydibane keeps on chugging along!

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder sometimes if Deadbeat Dad Alex gets tired of being the center of constant drama or if he just enjoys women fighting over him! Either way, he was up to it again Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Jalleia and The Other Woman Lain reaaaally had it out. The Other Woman Lain asked Jalleia how she puts up with D.D. Alex’s sleeping around and Jalleia made it clear that she didn’t really care! The Other Woman Lain took a swing at Jalleia which only glanced off her cheek and Jalleia countered with one heck of a blow! We almost felt bad for Lain as she tucked her tail between her legs and headed upstairs.

Rocky Road Rhy was NOT looking stellar with red, puffy eyes and a very dark expression. At first we worried it was over Dean! Poor Rocky Road Rhy has had a rough relationship road as before she dated Brandon, she was used and cheated on by Lang. As much as we give her a hard time, we certainly don’t want to see her have to go down THAT road again! She was seen with Dean on the porch later and he was consoling her over Playboy Demon Damien dumping TRASH-tastic Jade. We sure hope TRASH-tastic Jade realizes what a caring friend she has in R.R. Rhy! Brownie points for Rhy!

We hear that Lang and Lyren brought TRASH-tastic Jade by the Inn a short time later but she never actually made it inside. One of our sources say that TRASH-tastic Jade was much too much of a sobbing mess for the Inn. She was comforted by Rhy and her other friends before heading off without ever making it inside. Wow. Is that concern we feel deep down their in our bowels??? Despite TRASH-tastic Jade’s many relationship wanderings we actually do feel a bit bad for her now.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard teasing Head Pussy Panther about how very domesticated he has become in his relationship with the sweet S’jira! We must agree that Head Pussy Panther is quite gentle and calm around the lovely woman. Kairee even asked when their marriage ceremony would be taking place but Panther was quick to escape those personal questions. You HAVE to know that the news of their engagement must be coming sometime soon!!!

Awesome Alain was all weepy-eyed at the bar over the end of his relationship which he was discussing with Miss Mercy and the sweet-tempered Izira. Boooo! We don’t like Awesome Alain acting like a girl! That’s so not HAWT in our books. To make matters worse, he was drinking wine! Le sigh. We suppose you girly types will like that he was showing his sensitive side but we like him ROUGH and DANGEROUS!!! Hopefully, he’ll get back on the ball of making us alllll drool sometime very soon!

Yummy Ewan and Lucky Lucien accompanied one another in and were seen having drinks while catching up! We hear that the pair were discussing Sylvia’s new budding relationship with a certain someone. The conversation was kept quite kept masked and vague as two such classy, intelligent men tend to talk in public but the pair seemed to be concerned! Could this be in regards to Hudson, Sianna’s brother, who has been seen keeping company with Sylvia recently and accompanied her to the opera??? We’re dying to know, guys!

SUUUUPER Des was not the least bit amused by Unwashed Pirate II Robert’s antics…. and she wasn’t the only one. However, we are, as usual, greatly amused by them!!! He was seen blatantly hitting on all the women and telling them to get naked for him. One of these days SUUUUPER Des is going to blast a shotgun shell through his gut. For a while his suggestive statements became so bold to Ballerina Katarina, we thought that he may just get that shotgun shell from Johnny when he found out about it!

….But Robert’s attentions moved elsewhere and Katarina moved on to spend some time with Jolyon! The pair was having quite the intense conversation. We wonder if we can FINALLY call them a couple!!! Katarina seemed a bit distressed but we hear that with the opera having ended, they are posting spots for her dance troupe early this week! We bet that the stress of not knowing whether she will be a principle or in the chorus is starting to wear on her. She HAS to be the prima ballerina! She was FANTASTIC in the opera!

The women of the Arena were being FIESTY Saturday night in the Inn’s basement!!! We hear that Big Britches Erin seemed quite cheerful and was mouthing off at SPEEDSTER Nova! One of the male warlords tried to talk smack to Baroness of the Old Temple Hottie Pirate Teagan but she didn’t have patience for any of it! She told him he was out of his league and Big Britches Erin jumped in to have her back. We love all the back talking women!

SPEEDSTER Nova took no notice and was soon back to causing trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Rix, Hottie Hodge! The trio of boys bashed fellow duelers, checked each other’s noses for who knows what, and insulted one another while Hottie Hodge did her best to keep them in line. What a thankless job THAT is!

Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The women of the Red Dragon Inn seemed to be in quite the CATTY mood Wednesday night! Renna was overheard insulting the city, calling it smelly and stating it was not worth taking over. Also, JEZEBEL Jewell was exchanging insults with The Other Woman Lain. Will these two never get along??? Deadbeat Dad Alex has now dumped BOTH of them!!! Can’t they unite in that???

Speaking of cattiness, has Potter Piper LOST her mind??? We hate to side with Slimy Stephen and JEZBEL Jewell but Piper took a flying leap off the deep end!!! Slimy Stephen barely walked through the door when he was verbally assaulted by Potter Piper, calling him a “flea infested pig” and accusing him of being a wife beater!!! OMG! Now he may in fact be a flea infested pig but does anybody really believe that he beats JESEBELLE Jewell??? Even we wouldn’t make such intense allegations! To make matters worse, Potter Piper then threw a mug and beaned Slimy Stephen in the arm! The unwashed pirate took the insults reasonably well but JESEBELLE Jewell was up in arms! It took a very confused Peredhil and DoD-er Rena to calm Piper enough to lead her away from the situation. Who kidnapped our classy potter and what is wrong with this crazy woman they left in her place???

Krazy Kitty was around and in that disturbingly peppy mood that she has seemed permanently stuck in since Tass asked her to marry him. She was seen talking with Yummy Ewan about the DIVINE Storm! It seems that Storm’s pregnancy is definitely getting easier as Ewan was saying that her morning sickness is easing. We’re so glad to hear that! Storm is one HAWT mamma-to-be! We hear that this little bun will be coming out of the oven in mid-autumn which makes sense as coming out of her first trimester, Storm is probably starting to see the sickness ease. What a cute babe this will be!

Krazy Kitty got a little catty (pardon the pun) as well! It seems that she did NOT like the manner in which Unwashed Pirate II Robert was speaking to her! Big shock there, no??? She actually hooked her claws through his nose (ew!) and gave him quite the stern lecture. We are soooo amused!

This Juliane/Katarina/Jolyon love fest is driving us craaaazy! He HAS to be falling for one of the Smith girls by now…. but which one??? Do both young ladies have a crush on the dashing bachelor??? Jolyon was seen having a glass of wine and enjoying their lovely company. We hear he was quite interested in how their life had been on the farm prior to coming to RhyDin. Le sigh! Give us a sign already, Jolyon!

Boy Toy Aaron was evidently curious as to why DoD-er Rena and PAARTY Girl Chase don’t get along… so he went straight to the source — Chase. Chase evidently admitted in the conversation that she has cheated on Quel THREE times! Yep, you heard right. THREE! So evidently according to Chase, the reason that DoD-er Rena doesn’t like her is due to the incident with Ethan. It seems that Rena blames Chase for Ethan’s cheating ways. The interesting part is Chase is COMPLETELY unapologetic for her slip-ups! This girl is a gossip blogger’s DREAM!

Hot Mama Caedia sliced herself open pretty good in the Outback Wednesday night and caused her husband, Kheldar, took some time out from calling duels to patch her up. It seems that he also got her some pain killers and, man, was she loopy! Either those were some pretty strong pain meds or he slipped her a roofie! We hear that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was QUUUUITE amused by her friends antics.

Posted: March 29th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade was NOT pleased with Darkmere Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn when he accused her of making Playboy Demon Damien just another in her long line of conquests! He called her out on the number of times that she’s been engaged now and she seemed a wee bit flustered! Could Jade finally be realizing what a mess she causes in everybody else’s lives??? We still think that Playboy Demon Damien is going to PLAY the playa Jade! Still no wedding date set from what we hear!

Hina, appearing quite down in the dumps, distracted TRASH-tastic Jade by announcing that she needed a change. The pair tried out different hair colors to switch up Hina’s natural silver which she believes makes her look old. We sure hope that Hina finds a look that makes her feel better! That girl needs a good shot of confidence!

OMG! TRASH-tastic Jade certainly was the topic of the night! Jalleia and Alex were seen chatting with some new friends and looking very couple-y later into the night and the topic of the TRASH-tastic one came up! Alex admitted that they shared the same and when Jalleia expressed her surprise that Alex and Jade were somehow related, Alex advised her it was the result of “in-breeding”! SNARK!

PAARTY Girl Chase and PAARTY Girl Atalanta were seen at the bar decked out in their Easter finest which for Chase would mean her normally off-beat clothes complete with bunny ears and for Atalanta meant a modest dress obviously donned for mass. It seems that both were in FINE spirits for the Easter holiday. However, we have serious doubts about just how seriously this pair takes the holiday. In fact, we believe that Chase thinks WWJD stands for “What Would Jagermeister do?”.

It was quite the busy night in the Inn, especially as SUUUUPER Des and Gav’s Late Night shift heated up! We hear that even SMASHING Issy was spotted amongst the crowd! We haven’t seen her in faaaaar too long! She seemed to be keeping a pretty low profile as she sat at the bar and spoke quietly with several patrons.  She’s still as FIERCE as always, though!

Maybe we were wrong about which Smith girl has caught Jolyon’s eye! He was seen at a table alone with Ballerina Katarina and the pair were cheerfully discussing a picnic they had taken on Katarina’s day off from the opera. The two definitely seemed to be getting to know each other a bit better and we couldn’t be more happy about that! However, we weren’t too happy to see Bad Boy Wil STILL in the company of that HUSSY Siren! We think that she knows full well what she’s up to! Stop taking advantage of a heartbroken man! Wil just needs to take a step back and take some time to heal properly.

We hear that late into the night there was a man named Ezra speaking with SUUUUPER Des that claimed to be an ex of DoD-er Charlie! While it’s not all that interesting to note as we all know the DoD-ers have CERTAINLY gotten around. However, what was interesting is that he was using one of the last names that DoD-er Charlie has used AND was quick to clarify that he was none too happy to be connected to her. Do we smell some nasty drama brewing???

Down in the Annex during Fight Night, Luscious Lydia was expressing a bit of concern over news of Big Britches Erin and Redneck Cowboy Jake’s riff to Cute Single Dad Bane and G’naughty G’nort! Nobody seems to have seen much of Erin since Jake’s blow-up and Jake’s been seen planning dates with other women. The big question on her friends’ minds seems to be — where is Erin???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder what Deadbeat Dad Alex thinks of CHARITY Jewell actually approving of his new chick! CHARITY Jewell was actually spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with Jalleia, introducing Jalleia to one of her many rugrats. We find this whole scene terribly odd. We prefer Deadbeat Dad Alex with a woman who is completely indifferent to his kids. It makes life so much more dramatic. This Jalleia seems FAR too nice!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in a fine mood as she slung drinks behind the bar, including a mudslide to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who wasn’t interested in the green beer Atalanta was hawking. Oh how we HEART a good mudslide! It seems that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was in rare form due to St. Patrick’s Day…. and who is surprised that PAARTY Girl Atalanta would be excited to celebrate a holiday that focuses on getting absolutely wasted??? Head Pussy Panther has GOT to be excited about the night’s overflowing till as it seemed Atalanta was handing out the alcohol just as quick as she could. Among the many drinkers of the night, our sources spotted DoD-er Rena with an entire bottle of whiskey, Boy Toy Aaron doing a jello shot, and Locke sipping on Irish coffee. Atalanta must have made some MAAAAD money because everyone tips better when they’re drunk!

And what would a night of drunken debauchery be without PAARTY Girl Chase??? She was seen hanging out as well in the company of Quel… who is evidently suckered in by her beauty or just really stupid! We have to admit, though. We HEART the delicious brand of trouble that follows Chase! She’s is fan-drama-tastic! Plus, we have to admit that she’s cut back on her flirting at least a bit over the last week. She and Quel seemed pretty close Monday night. Maybe Quel’s decided that he just won’t let her out of his sight! That’s probably a pretty decent plan!

Later in the night, Jewell returned in a STUNNING emerald dress. We hear she’d come straight from partying the holiday up at her husband’s bar, the Powder Keg, to lecture Atalanta for the green beer on Stephen and Robert’s behalf. WHAT?!?! How drunk was she to do something on Stephen and Robert’s behalf??? And wasn’t she just a wee bit out of place wearing THAT dress surrounded by drunken, unwashed pirates??? Either way, Atalanta assured her that she was quite familiar with the Bible and, despite what Stephen and Robert claims, dying beer green in honor of St. Patty’s day is not a sin.

Wowzers!!! We hear that Venom Vinny’s wife Querylon was seen in the Inn having a conversation with two of Vinny’s “gal pals” — the recently single Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade!!! Evidently Querylon is doubting her marriage with Venom Vinny and was going to the women that he seems to spend quite a bit of time with for answers. We have a feeling that Querylon left with more questions than answers!!! Venom Vinny better start smoothing things over reaaaal quick if he wants to save his marriage! This one is definitely on the rocks.
TRASH-tastic Jade didn’t seem the least bit sympathetic towards Lana when Lana began discussing her cold feet over her wedding… which is supposed to be Saturday!!! We still have no idea who this guy is that she’s dating but we doubt she’ll go through with it. We’re sure Jade agrees with us when we say that this new guy is totally Lana’s attempt to make Michale jealous! Now that Michale is clearly prepared to marry Sarah and her scheme didn’t work, Lana is having second thoughts!!! ….At least that’s our thoughts on the matter.

The sarcasm and flirting was HAWT and HEAVY between SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin Monday night in the Outback! They were seen sharing fruit and Big Britches Erin was overheard promising SPEEDSTER a kiss should he duel her. One of these days these two are going to give into the OBVIOUS chemistry!!! She did stop her flirting long enough to stern lecture The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan for making fun of Redneck Cowboy Jake who was not present for the evening’s silliness. Ditch the redneck cowboy, Big Britches!

One of our sources reported back to us that The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan wolf whistled at Cute Single Dad Bane when he took off his shirt for a duel. Ummm…. certainly odd for a married man, no??? We’re not the only ones to think so! Luscious Lydia looked torn between laughing and beating up SMOKIN’ Sartan for looking at her man in that way! Don’t mess with Lydibane, Sartan!

Posted: March 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Deadbeat Dad Alex’s new woman, Jalleia, didn’t seem to be the least bit threatened when she spotted her man with his former long-time fling, Lain Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn! And later in the night D.D. Alex and Jalleia were seen discussing his children with CHARITY Jewell! It’s certainly a change of pace to see D.D. Alex with a woman who isn’t threatened by the other women in his life. The pair hung out together for several hours in the Inn and seemed to be getting along smashingly! Maybe this Jalleia will be a good influence on the womanizing deadbeat dad!

It seems that PAARTY Girls Atalanta and Chase have been spending s0 much time chasing tail that they’ve lost touch with one another! While Chase threw back shots of hard liquor and Atalanta tended bar, the girls had some girl chat… which probably consisted of planning how to lure more of RhyDin’s unsuspecting men into their beds!!! Speaking of those unsuspecting men, Quel joined Chase a bit later and was his usual starry-eyed self in her presence. Le sigh!

Speaking of FAAABULOUS girl talk, our sources spotted Sylvia and The DIVINE Storm hanging out together while Yummy Ewan tended to his pregnant wife. Evidently Sylvia has bought her little rugrats a puppy! How wonderful! Can you only imagine the unbearable cuteness in that house??? Our sources CLAIM to have heard Hudson and Sylvia making plans later in the night to have dinner together before attending the production of The Marriage of Figaro. WHAT?!?! Is that a…. date???

We hear that Luscious Lydia was seen giving her new crush, Cute Single Dad Bane, a small plush animal in the Outback Monday night. It seems that it was some sort of private joke between the pair. Lydibane are too cute for words!!! Interestingly enough, Cute Single Dad Bane was seen introducing Myria to his new gal pal. Considering Bane had been overheard stating he’d been visiting Myria at the race track, we wonder how THAT went over!

Mark this down on your calenders, folks! It’ll probably NEVER happen AGAIN! We agree with Big Britches Erin. Yep, you heard us right. We agree with Big Britches Erin. She was overheard lecturing The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and SPEEDSTER Nova for their childish behavior and evidently called them “ridiculous”. Those boys certainly are ridiculous! After calling Big Britches Erin’s boyfriend “douchey”, SMOKIN’ Sartan earned another lecture for not being nicer to him.  We hear that SMOKIN’ Sartan is campaigning pretty hardcore to get Big Britches Erin to leave her boyfriend for SPEEDSTER Nova. We knew there was a reason we liked Sartan…. besides the HAWT six pack of abs, of course!

Posted: March 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wolv’s new gal pal Aly was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night chatting with TRASH-tastic Jade and made it quite clear that the wedding bug has NOT bitten her!!! She seemed quite opposed to the idea of marrying Wolv. OMG! He better work harder to impress that pretty thang or she might be swayed to another man’s bed!

It’s no wonder why. We hear that Wolv came in a short time later and is evidently STILL smarting from his gubernatorial loss. In fact, he was claiming voter fraud!!! You’ve got to be kidding us!!! Aly told him to stop feeling sorry for himself. Good for him! How can he not be happy with the fine woman that he’s got??? After the Masquerade Ball, we’re buying up all the Aly stock we can get our hands on! The girl’s on the RISE!!!

AJ was overheard telling Frank that she’s pregnant and he seemed pretty happy for her. She was also overheard saying that she believes the name Dimitri to be “cute” and “darling”. Good Lord. This child is doooooomed! Good news is that she has given up booze, cigs, and dueling. Too many women in this town aren’t good ovens for their little buns. We hope that AJ breaks the trend so that her kid is healthy even if it is strapped with a horrible name!

We’re pretty curious as to why Kacey hasn’t been seen hanging out with her man in the past week or so. No word as to yet as to his whereabouts but we certainly hope the pair are still together. Kacey seems awfully happy when he’s around! She seemed awfully happy Wednesday night as well but that could be due to the mass amounts of alcohol she was seen downing with Awesome Alain and another mystery lady! The trio had made up some drinking game and were quickly hammering them down.

The Other Woman Lain and Deadbeat Dad Alex were seen spending quite some time together AGAIN! We don’t think there is a reunion in the works, however. The pair merely seem to be friends. That doesn’t ease our concerns. These two are RIDICULOUS when together! A walking disaster! There should be some law on the books that requires them to remain 100 yards away from one another.

It seems that things still aren’t smoothed over between Holder of Moonberyl Bran and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan!!! When Luscious Lydia questioned what started the dispute, it caused a new round of insults to fly back and forth between the pair. SMOKIN’ Sartan and SPEEDSTER Nova accused Bran of buying too much stock into what Cas (the Roman version) thinks while Bran said that Sartan was just trying to act tough. The pair clearly doesn’t like each other and we LOVE it!!!

Luscious Lydia seemed much more interested in Cute Single Dad Bane!!! The chemistry between the pair is really starting to heat up!!! Luscious Lydia was seen feeling the sleeve of Cute Single Dad Bane’s sweater to admire the fabric…. but we think it was just a weak excuse to touch him. These two are just yummy! Later they were even seen hand-in-hand! OMG! TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!

Posted: March 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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