It’s nice to see that AJ and Teen Terror Alex seem to be getting along these days! The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night discussing a shopping trip for baby clothes once the baby’s gender is known. As soon as AJ walked out the door, Teen Terror Alex was up to her old tricks!!! She was seen getting her flirt on with Aaric and he certainly wasn’t all that inclined to turn down the attention. Iiiiiinteresting!

As if the Teen Terror Alex wasn’t enough for him, he was later seen chatting with Batty Kazzy! We hear she was even overheard calling him “Stallion”! Gag us now! Could Aaric be having second thoughts about moving in with Caitlin??? We sure hope so. It’s way too soon!

Awesome Alain didn’t seem so happy with his new girlfriend, Twin Spice, Sunday night when the pair were spotted together at the bar! She seemed to have been in quite the brawl and was seen bruised and sporting a busted bottom lip. The conversation was hushed but tense and eventually Awesome Alain was seen escorting her on out of the Inn! Trouble in paradise already??? We’re telling you — two naughty flirts do NOT make a good couple!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara were busy teaching some new guy whose name we didn’t quite catch about how to have fun! Now the idea of SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara teaching anybody anything is a bit frightening…. but how to have fun??? Can you only imagine just how insane their version of fun might get??? Really, these two should be banned from being within a hundred yards of one another! It’s more trouble than even the Inn can take!

Was that Sylvia chatting up Venom Vinny about the duels??? Curious, no??? Who would imagine those two would have anything in common??? We know that Venom Vinny is on the hunt! We wonder if he’s sizing up Sylvia as his next great conquest! If so, he’s going to have to get up extra early in the morning because Sylvia’s definitely a step above his usual victims in the class department.

We hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard discussing with DoD-er Rena the possibility of luring us in using May Queen Trinala and then tying us up and sticking us under her desk! OMG! She really is a naughty, naughty girl! We’re yours for the taking, C.M.M. Eless! Coooooome and get us!

Speaking of the pint size trouble maker, Warrior Princess Trinala was seen in the Annex for Fight Night harassing…. er, we mean talking to Hunky Carpenter Glenn! Hunky Carpenter Glenn seemed a wee bit out of it and even Luscious Lydia interceding to help him understand W.P. Trinala didn’t seem to help all that much. Does the pixie confuse the carpenter that much??? Or was Hunky Carpenter Glenn just thoroughly distracted by something??? He even seemed somewhat brisk and short when Luscious Lydia introduced him to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! So not like Hunky Carpenter Glenn! We’re dying to know what’s up with that!

Luscious Lydia and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy had quite the lengthy and quiet conversation after Hunky Carpenter Glenn stepped away! We have the distinct feeling there was a lot of GIRL TALK going on there! Oh, how we HEART girl talk! They should so remember to ask us to the party next time so we can participate!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “Nah, I been b***h shoppin’ all day. Nuthin. Tell me, what should I look for in a good bondage girl?” Baker to Lord Brutin when Lord Brutin questioned him on whether or not he’s found a slave girl yet.

- “Bondage? Is that like punk metal or something? You crazy kids and your loud music.” DoD-er Eve to Lord Brutin when he asked if she herself was a “bondage girl”.

- “I’m not *just* a rat, sir! I’m a PiRATe! ARRR!!” RAT-tastic Napoleon to Lil’ Boy Blue Locke.

- “I don’t know that god. Where does he/she/it hang out?” Kairee when meeting someone claiming to be of the Eastern Orthodox faith.

- “Mmmm ‘appiness is indeed a warm gun.” Unwashed Pirate Stephen after shooting Crazy Train Tara!

- “Now lets slap Marco with my balls.” Brian while preparing to dunk us into the tank at the Beltane festivities.

- “Look private… general… whatever you may be. I could probably be scarier than most, and if I can’t be.. my sister is crazy, French, and pregnant. Watch yourself. She might go all magical maverick on you.” Teen Terror Alex’s commentary on her sister, AJ.

- “Of course you do. She’s female and mobile.” Krazy Kitty to Awesome Alain when he mentioned that he enjoyed one of Tara’s personalities.

- “Goodnight insufferable female with an inappropriate hair color.” A parting from Crazy Train Tara (or more specifically, one of her alternate personalities) to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell

- “So, did you want to Role Play again….like we did the other night, where you’re the subservient chick and I’m the dude you wanna bang?” Brale Brother Baker to Crazy Train Tara.

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Overheard.
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We just KNEW Venom Vinny wouldn’t wait long before jumping right back into the dating game! He didn’t let a wedding band stop him from playing the game so did you really think he’d let a little heart break??? We hear the woman goes just by D but we don’t know a whole lot about her. She’s definitely the pretty sort — porcelain skin, dark hair, dark eyes, nice body. The pair were seen talking in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night but we’re not sure how serious to take this. We’ve got a feeling that Venom Vinny needs to spend some time sowing his wild oats!

Wow. Luscious Lydia is STILL trying to get rid of potatoes! Exactly what did she do??? She dropped some off at the Inn and was overheard attempting to convince Soerl to pick some up for his wife. Head Pussy Panther seemed a bit confused by the amount of potatoes she had left but before he could get too many details, his lovely S’jira showed up to distract him. She shared a meal and quiet conversation with her man. So adorable!

Teen Terror Alex waltzed her way back into the Inn for the first time in faaaaar too long! Man, how we missed her drama! Frenchie AJ and The Bum Philippe were hot on her little heels! Wouldn’t you keep hot on that little hellion’s heels if you were responsible for her? The girl is a mess and we love it! It was so good to see all three of them in the Inn. We hear that AJ’s been taking it easy with her pregnancy. Good for her!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she loved her as a sort of mother figure! OMG, girl is batty! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t too keen being seen as anyone’s mother! Crazy Train Tara was quite upset when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee refused to hug her but was mollified by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s offer to give her a portrait instead of a hug. Lordy, lordy.

So it seems that the Great Doc Eva mystery is solved! She was spotted in the bar having drinks with Izira and keeping a very low profile. Our sources believe that she may have been spotting some nasty bruising on part of her face but evidently she was doing her best to keep it hidden. What a shame! We sure hope that she’s okay! And we’re still wondering what the status of her relationship with Tiny Tucker is!

Krazy Kitty was stunned (and she wasn’t the only one) to spot DoD-er Rena wearing a dress in the Inn Sunday night for no apparent reason! DoD-er Rena definitely looked HAWT! DoD-er Rena reassured Krazy Kitty that she wouldn’t be making a habit of it and she’d be back in jeans the next day. We’re curious about what’s up with DoD-er Rena. We haven’t seen her boy toy in some time and she’s been looking pretty stellar the last couple of days. Could there be a new man that she’s trying to impress?

Grem seemed a bit preoccupied but he’s at least trying to test the waters it seems! He was seen chatting with Monica about his homeland which it appears Monica is from as well. Monica seemed definitely interested in the conversation while Grem seemed a tad bit detached. We wonder if he’s ever fully gotten over Luscious Lydia!

Lucky Lucien got stuck behind the bar working for all the lovely ladies who needed drinks. He didn’t seem to mind too much…. until he became the target of a drunk’s ire. He quickly defused the situation, though, and suggested that the man concentrate on his drink! We HEART Lucky Lucien — a gentleman but with just enough toughness to make him smoking HAWT!

Wearing his “Property of Des” apron, Gav took over for Lucky Lucien behind the bar for the late shift! The room certainly was hopping late into the night. There was lots of drinking and chatting but not a whole lot of gossip to report other than a Cieara sighting! She was seen keeping company with her father, Lucius, and Crazy Train Tara. We wonder what sort of trouble she’s been up to because she’s definitely been keeping her appearances scarce as of late!

Luscious Lydia didn’t keep her potato give away to the Inn! We hear that she was also down in the Annex for Fight Night attempting to give away the load! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was her unsuspecting victim and we have a feeling that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt will soon be coming into more potatoes than they can ever eat. Really, what in the world did Luscious Lydia do in that garden of hers??? The pair took their conversation into a ring much to DoD-er Koy’s delight!

Crazy Train Tara was also seen in the Annex catching up on some girl talk with Wyh Not! We’d love, love, love to know what that chat was about! We would assume with all Tara’s furtive glances towards Anubis, it was about the icky slaver. We sure hope that Wyh Not knocked some sense into her friend’s head! The pair cheered on some of their favorite from the sidelines, including Tass who stole good luck kisses from the ladies before he entered the ring. He’s such a delicious old pervert!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources are just dyyyying to know what Skid was whispering to Chase Tuesday night at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn! We hear he had such a mischievous look on his face that they are absolutely positive that he was up to no good! Hina better watch her man around those PAAAARRRTY Girls!!! If there’s one thing that we’ve learned about those girls, it’s that they’re not above stealing a man just for the heck of it!

Oooooh! Somebody in some major trouble! Luscious Lydia was overheard telling Hunky Carpenter Glenn that G’naughty G’nort signed her up as a free agent (aka sub) in a TDL match without her knowledge!!! Luscious Lydia was not thrilled at the idea of being made into a pin cushion! We hear that Luscious Lydia held her own, though, and quite nearly won! Good for her! G’naughty G’nort’s still in for a major talking to from the lovelier half of The Stitch, though.

What is wrong with SMASHING Issy?!?! She practically SKIPPED into the Inn, bought a round of drinks for the patrons, and went around talking about what a “fantastically wonderful day” it was. This really frightens us! Truly, truly terrifies us! What is RhyDin without caustic, scary SMASHING Issy patrolling it’s streets with her Scath-Babes???

It turns out that the reason for her good mood was the news that Renna is in jail. We even hear that there are mobs screaming for her to be executed! We wonder if MAN-tastic Matt is going to have anything to say about that! SMASHING Issy and Krazy Kitty both seemed to agree that Renna was a vermin that should be dealt with IMMEDIATELY!!!
OMG! The Bum Phillipe spent most of the evening telling AJ just how much she means to him. What a bunch of sappy nonsense! We suppose even he is still stunned that he somehow convinced her to marry him. Perhaps she makes him say those things as she’s still making him repent for being over an hour late for their wedding!!! Our fingers are crossed that Alex remains excellent birth control for AJ. We’re still hoping that she wakes up and realizes what a mistake she’s made before she’s knocked up!

Mini-Frank Cor certainly does set his sights high when he goes after a woman! It seems he’s currently got a thing for the new girl Adrienne! She joined him to watch some fists duels while he called Tuesday night in the Outback and he was seen getting more than an eyeful of her pretty frame. Who could really blame him, though??? That girl is certainly SMOKIN’!

As further proof that many of the dueling venues’ athletes have made faaaar too much in their dueling careers, SPEEDSTER Nova was overheard making fun of The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s yacht for not being fast enough!!! What??? It’s a yacht! Isn’t the point of a yacht to fill it with half-naked women sunbathing and more bottles of champagne than you can count??? Why does it need to go fast too?!?! Sheesh, professional athletes!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy seems quite turned on by the fact that she’s now married to the Governor of RhyDin!!! She certainly seemed quite pleased with her man, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt Tuesday night when the pair was spotted together in the Outback where Matt was calling a handful of duels. We never figured DoD-er Koy to be the type of lady to be attracted to power but our interns insist that EVERY woman is attracted to power!!!

Posted: February 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! Wild Teen Alex is causing some major problems between newlyweds The Bum Phillipe and AJ! The pair got in a major BLOW OUT Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn over some stunt that Alex pulled. Phillipe seemed determined to send her back to her parents and was seen throwing bottles around while the paired hollered at one another!!! The fight gained quite the crowd of onlookers who tried to offer help as Phillipe proceeded to get falling down drunk and AJ sobbed at the bar. Our sources say they were later seen kissing and making up. Blah, blah, blah.

It seems that all is well between the two PAAAAARRRTY Girls again! Atalanta was tending bar and seen giving her “dear friend” Chase a very warm welcome. We’re just saying, these girls are MAJOR trouble. Just wait until they have their claws in the very same guy! The fireworks will fly!

We were wondering why the Inn had been so toned down as of late! It seems that Rhy has been off designing clothes (…and we’re guessing it’s not for the same clients that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy or the ladies of The Stitch cater to) and hasn’t had time to assault the Inn with her antics. Well, that changed last night as she was spotted jumping on Frat Boy Dean and making quite the lovey dovey reunion scene!!!

Krazy Kitty (you didn’t just think we’d call her Kitty now, did you?)  was belly up to the bar celebrating the end of her political career with anyone and everyone! She even seemed happy to see Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and invited him over for a drink. We here at the Gossip Gangster Den would just like to thank Krazy Kitty for a year full of juicy gossip and delicious digs!!! Here’s to a governor that can fill your sweet shoes!!!

MAN-tastic Matt was seen at the bar with his ex-wife, Ginger! Maybe DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy’s work schedule has finally become more than the “old man” can take!!! Or perhaps they were just discussing visitation for their shared children…. but that’s so much less dish-worthy!

We hear that Ewan, the DIVINE Storm, and Potter Piper were seen having a secretive conversation at the bar! Our sources were sadly unable to catch the topic of discussion but possibilities have run rampant here at the Den!!! No worries, loyal readers! We’ll sniff this one out for you!

AJ and Phillipe’s melt down was the topic of discussion in the Outback as well Monday night!!! DoD-er Rena was overheard saying that the argument started over how to deal with Wild Teen Alex after her boyfriend, Newt, was found just in his underwear in her room!!! OMG!!! SUUUUPER Des, who married the pair, seemed a bit in the dumps that they were already having issues in their marriage.

We think it’s time for AJ and The Bum Phillipe to schedule a marriage counseling session with Chryrie! She can fix ANYTHING!

Perhaps it was all the talk of troubled and failing marriages in the Outback that caused SUUUUPER Des to hop into her husband Gav’s arms when he walked through the door! Yeah, right. This pair is so mushy that they’re enough to make Cupid puke!!!

Myria’s certainly a bit rough around the edges and often seems more interested in punching a man than talking to one. However, she has been seen several times in Bane’s company, having something that very nearly resembles a normal conversation!!! We wonder if the youngest Graziano has a thing for the hot single dad! Later in the night, though, Bane was seen chatting up a cute unknown blonde!!! We have no idea who she is but we will find out!

Posted: February 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that Cowboy Jake was overheard asking DoD-er Rena for love advice Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! First of all, hasn’t Cowboy Jake given up on Big Britches Erin yet?!? And secondly, who goes to a DoD-er for love advice?!?! Erin really shouldn’t be left alone with Cowboy Jake! She’s going to steal his innocence right out from under him!!!

Speaking of two people who shouldn’t be left alone together, out of control tween Alex was seen macking on her crush Newt. The pair were seen kissing on one another and feeding each other chocolate!!! Seriously, who is supposed to be keeping an eye on this girl while her sister is on her honeymoon??? We bet she’s knocked up before AJ and Phillipe get back!!!

We’ve been told that Skid was overheard blatantly hitting on The Gov Kitty in front of his pregnat girlfriend Hina! Claaaaassy!!! The Gov Kitty seemed to pay him little mind as she was again busy talking with friends about her wedding dress. We wonder how much governing is actually getting done these days. The Gov Kitty seems to have fully checked out of the political role and has morphed into…. GASP!… a bride!!!

It seems that Chryrie and Hawk were having another intimate session! Hawk was overheard complimenting her inner psychotherapist. We’re dyyyying to know what subject he’s been so intent on getting advice on. He certainly seems like a cool, collected character! It’s always the quiet ones, though, huh?

Little Black Book Jaycy (A.K.A. The Baroness of Dockside) was overheard in the Outback admitting that she never chases boys, she only seduces men! You’ve got to love her! She’s so darn naughty! First she was overheard being flirty with THE Randy Baron of New Haven Rand! These two are a match made in sinfully delicious heaven! Later, however, Jaycy turned her attentions on SMOKIN’ Sartan who admitted several nights previous to having a relationship with Jaycy some time ago. Their conversation was certainly intimate!!! Could SMOKIN’ Sartan be taking applications for a mistress?!?!  In fact, SOMEONE slipped some photographs under our door of the pair embracing in the empty Outback with a note stating that they left together! Oh la la! Jaycy makes our life scrumptious!

Posted: January 21st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Red Dragon Inn was quite quiet in the early hours of Wednesday as a crowd of joyful onlookers gathered in the Great Hall for a wedding! Although our invitation was never received for AJ and the Bum Phillipe’s wedding, one of our sources was able to slip into the Great Hall for a bit to keep an eye on the festivities!!! And we were shocked by what that source reported back to us!!! It seems that Phillipe left his bride waiting at the altar for OVER AN HOUR!!! Many of the guests were getting awfully nervous for her.

Yet, AJ STILL married the Bum! Sheesh! Love sure is blind!

Thankfully, AJ’s out of control teenage sister, Alex, was actually under her best behavior during the event. She played her maid of honor duties quite well and kept her cursing to the bare minimum. We’re told that a number of RhyDin’s finest showed for the event, including the newest employee of S.P.I.S.D. Frank and Miss Terror of RhyDin Renna. The event was proceeded over by SUUUUPER Des who conducted a loooovely ceremony.

The action in the Inn picked up after the ceremony was over. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen conducting a very flirtatious conversation with Damien without TRASH-tastic Jade in sight!!! Now Kairee seems to us to be much more of a mental match for Damien than does Jade. Plus, wouldn’t it be delicious if after all the times Jade has dumped her boyfriends for other men, she is dumped for another woman this time around???

It seems we were incorrect in hoping that the house hunt Eva was conducting would be for a home for her and the Drool-licious Tucker! It seems that the pair aren’t taking the plunge! What a shame. They were seen together chatting over Eva’s troubles finding a new home. It seems Eva has employed the help of RhyDin real estate guru DoD-er Rena. With her on the job, she’ll find something in no time!

Drama, drama, drama! And guess who’s in the center of it all??? CHARITY Jewell!!! Big shock there, right??? Our sources advise us that Stephen and Jewell got in a bit of a tiff which led to Samael wanting to “play” with Jewell. What??? He creeps us out a bit… even more than the vampire pirate! Stephen didn’t seem the LEAST bit concerned even though his wife was in tears and actually left Jewell to go have a drink with Dakota!

After all the drama calmed down, we’re told that Potter Piper took a minute… or twelve to lecture CHARITY Jewell about the many bruises on her face! It seems at first Pipes thought that Stephen had been beating on her but DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was quick to pipe in and tell her that it was the “honor of the Outback” that Jewell was wearing on her face. Potter Piper seemed a bit shocked by the notion of Jewell dueling men and advised her that it was not “comely”. Man, do we loooove Pipes!!! Such a breath of fresh air!!!

In the Outback, Moonberryl holder Bran seemed a bit cranky and even called Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris a “smarty pants”! Who really wants to see a cranky lizard/man??? Smokin’ Sartan joined in on the Bran bashing with Harris as the pair accused him of being Cas’s lackey! It seems that the confrontation between the two was a result of the confrontation between their respective TDL team captains –  TMF’s MAN-tastic Matt and MRC’s Cassius — over a crass remark that MAN-tastic Matt allegedly made to MRC’s Raye. The argument between Sartan and Bran got pretty heated with Bran telling Sartan to challenge him for his Opal! We’re dying to see that happen!

Ria Graziano was spotted in the Outback for a while making fun of both her sister-in-law and her husband!!! Could trouble be brewing on the Wrecking Crew???

In a rare pleasure, the HAWTEST MILF in RhyDin graced the Outback with her gorgeousness Wednesday night! Caedia was seen behind the bar while her husband, Kheldar, called! She chatted about marriage and children with Smokin’ Sartan and they appeared to get along swimmingly! What we wouldn’t do to see more of her!!!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Damien seems to be getting threats from all ends since hooking up with TRASH-tastic Jade. Her friends are certainly an over protective lot!!! Last night, Damien was seen at the bar having an awkward chat with Lana that included threats about what would happen should he hurt Jade. We contend that considering Jade’s passed dating history, Damien is in much more danger than Jade!!! Maaaan-eater!

We hear AJ and her man Phillipe were surprised and a bit worried to hear about AJ’s sister’s antics the day before. They didn’t seem quite sure what to think of the rumors that Alex and Newt had been making out in the Inn!!! We know what to think! Alex is delicious underage trooooouble!

The SMOKING Eva was seen at the bar chatting with her rumored boyfriend Tucker who was tending bar last night. According to our sources the sexy hot pair were discussing neighborhoods and Eva had the classifieds in hand open to the real estate section!!! Could these two finally be making their relationship official??? Is there a move in their future???

Wow! Maybe we were wrong about Bad Boy Wil not turning over a new leaf! He was overheard last night complaining that Eless had made him give up smoking! That girl must have some kind of magic between the sheets to make Bad Boy Wil give up his smokes!!! Can you say whipped??? Miss Mercy congratulated the pair on their engagement and was overheard asking about a date. It seems that they haven’t yet nailed one down but they’re working on it. Why does this one scream “elopement” to us???

Robert was seen passing out buttons and campaigning for governor in the Inn Thursday night! His inane, but hilarious, campaign slogans didn’t seem to thrill the crowd which included newlyweds, Storm and Ewan. We’re guessing we won’t be seeing them wearing those buttons any time soon!!! CHARITY Jewell and her husband Stephen watched on in what can only be described as disbelief. We wonder if Jewell has ever wanted to crawl under a rock more in her life!!! She was practically begging her husband to keep his brother quiet! We suppose it’s hard trying to become one of the city’s cultured elite when your brother-in-law is Robert Kidd!!! Poor poor Jewell!

The duels are usually pretty quiet in the winter months but there was some action in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night where the legendary former Overlord Xenograg was calling duels! The up and coming star Joex was seen in and out of the rings all night. He’s really trying to power his way through the ranks.

Speaking of someone who powered their way through the ranks, Erin was spotted outside the ring having a very uncomfortable discussion with DoD-er Charlie. Both ladies have been keeping a low profile as of late and while we don’t know the explanation for Charlie’s absence, our sources have discovered that Erin has been busy caring for her boyfriend Jake who is currently suffering some sort of serious illness. As for the uncomfortable discussion, it seems to stem from Erin’s desire to permanently move in with Jake!!! We’re dying to hear more!

Robert wasn’t the only one that spent Thursday night campaigning! G’naughty G’nort was heard throwing out some campaign slogans in the Arena as well and MAN-tastic Matt, who spent most of the evening talking business with SMOKING Sartan, was quick to rebut that those gathered should vote for him rather than G’naughty G’nort! What we wouldn’t give to see a debate between Robert, G’nort, and Matt!

Posted: January 4th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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AJ’s foul-mouthed little sister, Alex, was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night in the company of a teenage boy. Our sources claim his name is Newt but we suspect they’re pulling our leg as nobody’s parents are that cruel to them. The pair had a pretty lengthy conversation and were once spotted exchanging some spit!!! Really, this girl is such trouble! We ABSOLUTELY love it!!!

Her “friend” Newt got in quite the argument with Awesome Alain over some slight to Alex and Alain gave him quite the lecture in return! Ah, young love — irrational and drama-rific!

TRASH-tastic Jade was overheard telling Randy Rhy that she installed a pole in her room at the Inn. The girls were all sorts of excited to try it out. Le sigh. Considering the girls in question, we suppose it’s safe to rule out that this pole they are referring to is the sort of pole one might find at a fire station.

Our sources inform us that those two girls must not be too set on the frat boys they’ve been flirting with over the last several weeks as they were both overheard attempting to convince Damien to join their slumber party and dance for them! Deliciously scandalous!

Really, we don’t buy Bad Boy Wil’s new leaf! However, Eless certainly has. The pair are definitely engaged and he certainly was saying all the right things when he came to keep her company while she tended bar. We’re still waiting for him to go back to the Wil that we know and love for his drama causing ways!

We were absolutely POSITIVE that Peredhil and Potter Piper were on their way to becoming one of the CUTEST couples in the city!!! But last night was a MAJOR disappointment in that regard! Perry was seen chatting up Miss Mercy in a private booth while Pipes had a quiet conversation with S’jira by the hearth. As much as we love Miss Mercy, we cannot let this continue!!! Perry and Pipes FOREVAR!

Gav and his loooovely wife SUUUUUPER Des came in to relieve Eless from her duties behind the bar. As usual, Gav slung the drinks and Des slung the smiles! Gav only had eyes for his girl, of course, but Tass was there to remind him of his wild and crazy days. Can’t you see Gav and Tass chasing some serious skirt together back in the day??? Gav was quick to tell Tass that his womanizing days are well passed him!!!

Hodge was seen chatting up with another RhyDin Bad Boy — Dakota! It seems she’s given up on her friend Sartan setting her up with Rix and is moving on! …But is Dakota really the best candidate?!?! We suppose he would make a good rebound guy as he certainly doesn’t have any longterm potential!

We’re told that down in the depths of the Red Dragon Inn, the action was pretty hot and heavy most of the night in the Annex. Speaking of hot and heavy, MAN-tastic Matt was certainly getting his groooove thing on in a ring with a new HAWTIE named Alyson! This girl is absolutely SMOKING! Who can blame Matt for getting a little flirty??? Well, maybe his wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! However, she hasn’t been seen around in some time. We guess that perhaps she’s busy with her spring line! Men have needs, FLAWLESS Koy!

Now our sources tell us that Soerl, who was hosting duels in the Annex Sunday night, is now married!!! WHAT?!?! And it’s not to Van and it’s not to DoD-er Rena!!! Instead, he’s evidently married again to the woman he wed many years back — Aylysia! We’re dying to know the details but to date Soerl’s been pretty mum on the issue! Our sources say that they have yet to spot Aylysia but they’re on the look out!

Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We knew we liked AJ. She’s absolutely, positively not afraid to let her drama fly right in the Red Dragon Inn. She and her little sister, Alex, had quite the blow up early Sunday night in the Inn. Our sources have NO IDEA what it was about…. but isn’t that usually the way it goes with sibling fights???

Widower Dean was certainly getting quite a bit of female attention! He was seen comparing tattoos and piercings with Rhy but TRASH-tastic Jade evidently didn’t think Rhy was worthy of his time…. or perhaps she just couldn’t stand any other woman getting attention!!! She broke into the conversation and was seen cuddling up against him at one point.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s antics didn’t stop there! She continued to make fun of Rhy as Rhy turned her flirtatious attentions on Russ. TRASH-tastic Jade was so mean to the girl that she actually made us feel sorry for poor Rhy! Unfortunately for poor Rhy, Dean chimed in to inform the girls that Russ was happily married…. with twins!

Rhy hitting on men is such a comedy of errors but we really have to love her for it!!!

Speaking of women that we LOVE LOVE LOVE, Potter Piper was such a dear and helped cute little Uriko hang some lovely decorative lights! They both seemed to be quite in the festive spirit! Potter Piper went on to set up a twinkling trail of luminaries leading into the Inn with the help of none other than Wil (who seemed to be there to make sure that Eless didn’t get hit on while tending bar)!!! Perhaps Eless is having a positive impact on the former philanderer because our sources tell us that they didn’t catch him checking Potter Piper out even once!

Eless remained behind the bar and was kept plenty busy by people looking for hot drinks or alcohol to warm them from the chilly night! She was relieved from her duties by SUUUUUPER Des and Gav and took the time to chat up Dakota. Wil obviously left his Eless-tending duties a little too early because no man should leave their woman alone with Horn Dog Dakota!!!

Our sources claim that late into the night something happened to Potter Piper!!! We’re not quite sure if it was a fit or merely a fainting spell as we have been unable to get all the details. The best we can figure, however, is that Potter Piper was carried upstairs to a room by Connar with Eless following to tend to Piper! We do so hope that Connar playing knight in shining armor will bring him and Potter Piper closer together!!! What a lovely couple they would make!!!

Dooooownstairs in the dueling Annex, Fight Night was pretty quiet. We hear poor Soerl spent most of the night alone. It makes us wonder where that hussy Van is?!?! He seemed awfully grumpy when trying to convince Speedster Nova and Steamy Sartan that there is no Santa. Of course, Santa’s real! Sheesh! Gimpy Erin was around snickering at the boys antics for a bit. We bet she could use a good laugh as the poor woman’s had a rough couple of months.
Speaking of Steamy Sartan, it appears he’s to become a father again. His wife Rory was finally seen in public, ending the speculation that their marriage was on the rocks! It appears that Rory is pregnant again and is due this summer! We LOOOOVE summer babies! Oh, who are we kidding? We love babies in general! Even demon babies can be kind of cute!

Posted: December 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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