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SPOTTED:

- Quel getting teased by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee about his blossoming romance with Chase! Perhaps she’s not as uninterested in Quel as we thought because she certainly seemed a bit jealous!!! She gave Quel a hard time for falling for someone so “mushy” and “dramatic”. MEOW, sister!

- Anastas talking to Out of Control Teen Alex about heroin! WHAT?!?! Seriously, this girl needs to be banned from the Inn before she gets into any more trouble. Does AJ have no control over her???

- Jalleia continuing to fall deeper and deeper into Deadbeat Dad Alex’s trap!!! What is this guy’s secret for bagging so many HAWT women?!?!

- Potter Piper and Peredhil at the bar having a very serious conversation. Typically, we’d be a bit excited to see Perry and Piper together again but we fear that this conversation was not to plan the much anticipated date. The look on Piper’s face was far too somber and Peredhil quickly escaped the Inn. Innnnnteresting!

- Wil and Eless at a table together chatting quietly. Could they have been making wedding plans??? March 8th is coming faster than you think!

- SUUUUUPER Des having the same reaction to “The Diamond” Smokin’ Sartan’s rules that the rest of us have had — disbelief! When SUUUUPER Des informed Amal of the rules, she was quick to advise the patrons of the Outback that nobody ever listens to her old pal Sartan anyway. Sartan didn’t take too kindly to that! In fact, he called Amal a “weenie”!!!

- Hodge glowing when discussing her “run-in” with Rix from the previous night! The girl really seems taken by the former duelist and was busy telling his friends all about it!!!

- Querylon showing up near the end of Venom Vinny’s shift to take a tour of his tower!!! Who wants to see the doghouse they send their man to when he’s been bad??? Things at least seemed to be good between the pair for the time being!

Posted: January 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is such the troublemaker!!! She was seen Tuesday night at the bar chatting up Damien in that flirty way that one has come to expect between the pair. Damien seemed to be attempting to convince her to put out while Stitch looked on telling her to stand strong against the demon’s flirtations. Certainly it’s not surprising that Damien was playing the role of devil on Kairee’s shoulder but who would have suspected Stitch of playing the angel on the opposite shoulder?!?!

We totally HEART Tuesday nights as of late!!! Recently, two of our favorite tenders have been spotted behind the bar that night on a regular basis! The sweet Amber has been there to sling the drinks while SUUUUPER Des has showed to greet the patrons and keep them in line! What a fabulous duo these two make! Amber makes a great sidekick super hero to SUUUUPER Des!

Frat Kid Dean doesn’t seem to go anywhere without his fellow Frat Kid Tyler. Those two boys seem ABSOLUTELY inseparable! However, it doesn’t seem to bother Rhy very much. She joined them anyway and made herself at home on Dean’s lap. We’re told that things are really heating up awwwwfully fast between Dean and Rhy and that some of their friends are more than a little considered by just how quickly they’ve gotten HAWT and HEAVY!

Kacey seemed more than a little shocked to run into one of those tall, dark, and handsome sorts. We’re told his name is Davarin and there certainly seemed to be quite a bit of shared history between the two!!! Although, usually one of the coolest, calmest, and most collected women in the city, Kacey was quite clearly jarred by seeing the man. Their quiet but INTENSE conversation ended with the pair in an embrace!!! It seems our dear Kacey has an old lover back in her life. Iiiiinteresting! We’re certainly going to keep our eyes peeled for this one!

The Gov Kitty was overheard heaping out some witty dating advice Tuesday night! Excellent! We think she’s perfect for the gig. Either Keaton needs to get her a show on his radio station or Amal needs to get her a permanent article in the Oracle. The Gov Kitty certainly found a career after politics!!! We weren’t the only ones amused by her answers. Hawk was seen listening in and was certainly amused as well!

DoD-er Rena and Edible Eless were overheard chatting about the obvious chemistry between Pipes and Perry which they have been attempting to deny!!! It seems that Potter Piper was making a delivery for several days and wouldn’t be returning until the weekend. Eless stated that she had seen Peredhil the evening before and he was ALREADY missing her!!! How sweeeet!

Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris was seen in the Outback complaining that all the duelists were already in a ring to the caller on duty, Mini-Frank Cor! It seems that the blue-haired one was quite anxious to get a couple duels in to get ready for the tournament this weekend. What tournament you ask?!?! Well, the Diamond Quest, of course!

Miranda was overheard asking HAWT New Girl Alyson when her date with HAWT New Guy Chase was and Alyson immediately balked at it being called a date. Instead, she referred to it as “hanging out for lunch”. WHATEVER! It’s so a date, sweetheart! And you better count your lucky stars because there is more than one woman in this city who would take that hottie pilot off your hands!

Wyh Not took over for Cor later into the night and called a match between Smokin’ Sartan and the gorgeous Hodge!!! There was VERY LITTLE violence in this match but quite a bit of flirting!!! The pair argued playfully as they shoved one another around the ring!!! Drama, drama, drama!!! We were the first to report to you, our loyal readers, that Hodge seemed to have a thing for the married man and now it appears that it may be MUTUAL!!!

Speaking of drama involving hot, young, single girls and married legendary duelists, Erin was overheard telling someone that she can’t smoke anymore. She can’t?!?! Could the rumors be true??? Could G’naughty G’nort really have knocked her up??? There are certainly rumblings around town about it and several newspapers reported that Erin was seen leaving G’nort’s house wearing only a men’s shirt. And it would explain the sudden aversion to her beloved cigarettes!!! What would Kaja have to say about this?!?! It’s time for a BABY BUMP WATCH!!!!

Posted: January 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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A handsome cafe owner named Keir was seen hanging out at the bar in the Red Dragon Inn in the early evening hours on Monday. He certainly was a spectacular hunk of man meat and evidently has AMAZING taste!!! He was caught flashing smiles to the GORGEOUS Piper more than once. He also had a conversation with Hannah. The girls got into some argument over Hannah mourning a lost love with Keir sitting right there. Le sigh. Leave your drama at home when you’re out man hunting, girls!!! Unfortunately, Keir isn’t as smart as he is good looking. Instead of running for the closest exit at the sign of girl drama, he escorted Hannah outside for a walk.

Well, we suppose dumb, HAWT men have their place.

The Gov Kitty stepped up to protect the lovely fae-like creature Willow from a nasty unwanted suitor. Thankfully for the unwanted suitor, he managed to find an exit before The Gov’s claws could find his face!!! You don’t mess with pretty little girls in front of The Gov, people!!!

Oh. Lord. Lassie Cassie is the BIGGEST attention whore!!! While everybody was a bit wet from the rain, evidently she felt the need to be oogled because she waltzed into the Inn SOAKING WET!!! Typical. Why doesn’t she just go to one of those bars with a wet t-shirt contest and just get it out of her system???

SMASHING Issy gathered a collection of super HAWT women at her table as she always does. A subdued Charna was present and we’re STIIIIILL waiting to hear when she’s finally going to set a wedding date. Fellow Scath-Babe Janet also joined the duo in a hot black number with a red sash to bring attention to her tiny little waist! Love her already! Former Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell showed up later in the evening to join them and just bumped up the HAWTNESS factor.

Julien and the EFFORTLESS Kairee were continuing their sizzling hot flirting at the bar. They exchanged dazzling smiles and our sources tell us that once or twice his hands wandered into areas that are not quite appropriate for hand wandering. We’re going to have to put a parental guidance rating on these two!!! Maybe a HCAKKEC for “Hot Coupling Alert! Keep Kids Eyes Covered!”

Kairee was overheard saying that dear Pelnar has been moping in the stunning Miss Mercy’s quarters since her disappearance. We are so sad that she’s still missing. Will Miss Mercy or Viki EVER be found???

You won’t BELIEVE who walked through the door that evening!!! Wil!!! You might remember him as the horn dog space cowboy who has dated some of RhyDin’s HAWTest women!!! He didn’t stick around to cause any real trouble but where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Men, watch your ladies!!!

Monday night found a TRUE miracle!!! Our sources tell us that Xeno AND Amal made an appearance in the Outback Monday night! Amal seemed fascinated with the idea of sexual closure…. whatever that is. Either way it was spectacular to see RhyDin’s First Couple together in public!!!

Posted: July 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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You know what one of the best things about RhyDin is? The odd combination of people that one can find engaged in conversation. Early Thursday night found the regal Cletus Ganderfald and Mr. Grabby Hands Imp discussing the cuteness factor of Cletus’s wife and what a shame it was that Impette left Imp. It was really an amusing conversation according to our source and we believe these two should be forced to engage in a weekly dialogue for our amusement.

G’nort showed with his BOOTILICIOUS wife Kaja later in the evening. The legendary Athlstan had the marvelous pleasure of dueling the super HAWT one while G’nort put together a list of the hottest women in dueling with Karen. The list included in this order — Kaja, Rory, Rena, Charlie, Koy, and Karen. PJ didn’t make the list because she’s “been around the block” (BURN!), Erin missed out because she is primarily an “Inn” girl, not a “Dueling” girl, and Amal was dismissed from contention for being too “dignified”!

We really need to put G’nort on the payroll right after Erin because the two of them provide us all the fodder we will ever need!!!!

Posted: May 27th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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