SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn last night bantering with none other than Lucky Lang! Interestingly enough, word on the street is that Lucky Lang has found a lucky girl. We hear that there’s one girl in question that has caught his eye but we still don’t have a name. We’ll be up all night working on getting one for you, though!

Sweet, wonderful Amber kept the drinks flowing! The patrons seemed to keep her quite busy behind the bar last night but she never seems to show it. Love her!

Roller Derby Sami was seen looking like a walking TRAVESTY!!! That girl is far too cute to dress like TRASH-tastic Jade’s glitter loving daughter threw up all over her. Come on, people! How can you be surrounded by gorgeous, classy broads like Chief Mischief Maker Eless and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy yet still wake up in the morning, roll out of bed, and throw on a…. bright orange tutu???? Roller Derby Sami was actually seen socializing with C.M.M Eless… who looked ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE by the way in a fabulous flirty number. Can’t she teach these beautiful girls how to compliment their figures rather than make our eyes bleed???

Brale Brother Baker and DoD-er Eve were seen doing what they do best — sitting belly up to the bar and throwing back pints of ale! We hear they were having some convoluted conversation about which of the regular female patrons are hot and which are not with C.M.M Eless. Our sources tell use that B.B. Baker deemed Potter Piper “too weird” to be hawt. OUCH! We’re not quite sure if she’ll merely be relieved to hear that Baker doesn’t find her hot or if she’ll really lay into him but we’re sure hoping it’s the latter.

Posted: October 29th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We are thrilled to see that the DIVINE Mrs. Storm and her Yummy Ewan are still together and happy! They are perfectly edible! One of RhyDin’s most romantic couples was spotted talking quietly and sipping on tea served up by the sweet tender Amber. We’re sure like all new parents they talked about nothing but their precious little bundle in those short minutes away from him!

Amber, on the other hand, was kept busy by one of our new favorites — VJ. This girl is an even peppier version of Taneth… if that is at all possible! We hear that she was trying to get Amber to make something called “99 Bananas”. We thought we were pretty well versed on fruity beverages but this one escapes us! It escaped Amber to but eventually the little brunette settled on some banana rum and returned to teasing as many patrons as she could. Love her!

We hear that Mira (you know, the “Candy! Cigarettes! Cigars! Chocolate!” girl) was seen sporting a ring on her left hand and when asked about it said that it was a “promise ring”. Reeeeeaaaally??? Well, a promise ring isn’t an engagement ring and an engagement ring isn’t a wedding band! So keep right on dreaming, guys!

Posted: October 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The lovely Amber revealed that she has the secret behind Crazy Train Tara’s longevity! We’re not so sure if it’s wise of the sweet, naive Amber to go around blabbing that she knows the secret to not dying. That’s the sort of information that an unsavory sort of man might try extracting from a vulnerable young woman!!! We suppose that us publishing it doesn’t help much, huh???

Lil’ Boy Blue Locke better watch out!!! We hear that Psycho Skid was making a move on Ballerina Katarina last night. In fact, he was overheard telling her that her voice was “satiny”…. er, what??? Maybe Lil’ Boy Blue Locke doesn’t have to watch out after all. If that’s all the game that Psycho Skid’s bringing to the table then Ballerina Katarina’s heart is surely safe! It seems that she’s too tired anyway for the attention of men. Later in the evening she was overheard telling Peredhil that’s she’s awfully tired these days preparing for the RhyDin Theatre and Opera House’s next production! We can’t wait to catch that!

Psycho Skid didn’t seem too disappointed that Ballerina Katarina wasn’t in the mood to flirt. He instead showered his compliments on another young woman. We’re told that this particular dark-haired beauty is named Penn and that she’s currently residing at the Inn but we know little more. It seems that she’s certainly turning heads, however! Not only was Psycho Skid chatting the young woman up but the fabulous Antonio was in the mix as well. You get ‘em, girl!

Another week, another new guy for Hina, we suppose. Our sources heard C.T. Tara refer to this one as “Marek”. We’re not really sure what to make of him yet. He seems a bit on the scary side but he and Booze Sis Hina seemed awfully chummy! And Psycho Skid was not at all happy about that!!! The pair got in a bit of an argument over who Booze Sis Hina chooses to spend her time with. We still swear that these two are madly in love with one another. They bicker too much not to be!

Posted: October 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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SQUEAL! We are such a horrible fan boy! Our sources tell us that Brian and Jenai were seen together in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! They are really too cute for freaking words! The Other Woman Lain looked as happy as punch to spot her…. well, we’re not really sure what they are to her. Even our Great Powers of Gossip cannot make sense of the crazy family tree of the Ravenlocks! The trio caught up on life while they were served by a roller-skating Amber!

We hear that Krazy Kitty was denying that she is knocked up in the Inn. We sooooo don’t buy it! She’s definitely got a bun in the oven! Don’t keep us on edge, Krazy Kitty! Just admit it already. We’re awfully curious to know what sort of species of being would come out of a Kitty/Tass union! We suppose it’s only a matter of time until we find out!

Evidently Mini-Frank Cor has some competition for Amnesiac Tara’s hand in marriage! The details are a bit sketchy since Mini-Franker still doesn’t seem to have a voice. Thank whomever for that small favor! Maybe Krazy Kitty will reign in Amnesiac Tara before this whole relationship goes too far.

Those Smith girls are just too charming for word…. and QUITE popular with the men! Juliane and Ballerina Katarina were seen spending time with Peredhil AND Jolyon throughout the course of the night. These men just don’t seem to be settling on a choice and the girls don’t seem to have a preference either. We’re dyyyying to know how this is going to shake itself out. We don’t see those two Smith girls remaining single for long, however! Our only question is which one will be catching Sianna’s bouquet!

Eless was seen spending a bit of one-on-one time with Antonio laaaate into the evening! Interesting isn’t it??? This came just days after Eless was jokingly asking Antonio for Passion (…which turned out to merely be one of Antonio’s signature drinks). Eless is newly single and definitely one of the most fashionable women in the city while Antonio deals in silks! Definitely something to keep an eye out for!

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my! Just when we had high hopes for our dear TRASH-tastic Jade, she goes and disappoints us Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems that she’s ALREADY moving on from her “unfortunate incident”. She was seen getting awfully friendly with Frat Boy Tristen… who isn’t half bad looking… but come on, Jadey! Take a break from the men for a bit.

The pair were hanging out with what would have been her future sis-in-law, Hina, as well as Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and several others from the Frat Boy collection. There names all start running together in our heads after a while! The little party was joined by Brandon and Lyren and if the way the pair was entangled is any suggestion, they still seem to be flying in the face of our prediction that they’d only last a week. We still don’t see these two as a couple that will be able to make it through the “long haul”, though!

Jolyon was overheard questioning Amber to make sure that she was alright. It seems that one of our favorite tenders took a tumble off a bull towards the end of the BBQ Friday night! Amber assured Jolyon that she’s doing much better now. We’re glad to hear that she’s okay but troubled by her fall! She’s sooooo adorable! And it seems like she had a fairly rough night. Someone took a lot of time and trouble to make sure she was PRANKED at every turn. There was a sticky substance on the beer tap and a can of confetti propped up on the door to the kitchen! That poor girl!

Guess who was the most excited person in the Inn to find out that drinks had been paid for by some unknowing sap earlier in the night? No, not Baker. We seriously doubt he even pays his tab anyway. It was PAARTY Girl Chase! She was seen ordering three shots of some drink or another! Three shots! And she certainly didn’t waste any time getting those down. And that was only the beginning of her drinking for the night! That girl needs some SERIOUS help!

Head Pussy Panther just can’t help himself around the lovely S’jira, can he??? He’s seriously ruining his reputation as a City Class Tough Guy! He was seen talking quietly with his lady and actually gently playing with her hair. It’s amazing how even the big guys can fall to the feet of a classy lady!

The news isn’t sounding promising about Perry and Pipes! We’re starting to hear rumblings that Peredhil and Potter Piper may have indeed broken up and there’s even reports from her friends that Potter Piper may have left town, needing some time to recover from the break-up. We certainly hope this isn’t true but we’re losing hope. Something definitely seems wrong with Potter Piper. We sure hope she’s okay! As for Peredhil, he didn’t appear too broken up but how can you be when you’re seated with two Smith girls??? He was seen in the company of both Juliane and Ballerina Katarina late into the night. If you remember correctly, the last time he was on the outs with Potter Piper, he was seen spending QUITE a bit of time with Katarina. Iiiiinteresting!

We hear that Luscious Lydia was seen in the Outback and wasn’t looking like her normal lovely self! It seems that she’s been a bit under the weather the last couple days! We sure hope she didn’t catch that bug that’s been going around. It’s some nasty stuff. Lydibane seem to be still going strong! Cute Single Dad Bane was there to keep an eye on his sick girlfriend and, since the duels were relatively quiet, he spent some time getting to know Hunky Carpenter Glenn who had stopped by to see Lydia. Cute Single Dad Bane AND Hunky Carpenter Glenn??? We wonder how Lydia kept from swooooning!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Some of RhyDin’s finest bar flies, debutantes, sports stars, and celebrities gathered in the Southern Glen for a major Country & Western BBQ Bash! The early spring rains that have settled over the city held off but it was quite the chilly evening. We hear that there was lots of people snuggling up around the fire to stay warm! If snuggling wasn’t your cup of tea, there was also square dancing and rides on a mechanical bull to keep the blood flowing!

The more we see of this Caitlin chick, the more we absolutely adore her! She’s is just too cute for words! The pretty brunette seemed to want to play wallflower and, in fact, even had a book with her. But she’s far too pretty to blend into the landscape! She was dressed in a cute brown halter top and a lovely white peasant skirt.

The music was lively and so was Amber in a jaunty dress with a full petticoat as she hosted the square dancing! She was shuffling her feet to the music and was totally in the part! While she kept the dance floor hopping, Tucker made sure that all the party goers got their fill of BBQ, all the fixings, and beer! He also seemed to be flirting with the same odd bird we’ve caught him with before! We hear that her name is Dru and, although, she looked quite lovely in her pink and white plaid dresss, we’re still not sure about her. Plus, she better not even THINK about stealing Doc Eva’s man!

Later she was seen taking a spin and laughing with Peredhil. We’re a little worried about this girl! She’s always seen with the men of some of our favorite women! Plus, with as crazy as Potter Piper has been lately, we haven’t seen too many smiles out of her Perry. For the first time in a long time, Peredhil actually seemed to be enjoying himself in public…. and was surrounded by beautiful unattached women!

OMG! Do we LOVE Aly or what?!?! This girl just knoooows how to put together a costume. She was dressed like a HAWT sheriff! In fact, she can cuff us anytime! Her, uh, assets were quite snugly settled into a black vest with zip underneath and paired with a black cowboy hat, skintight black pants, and the outfit was completed with a shining badge! Just too hot for words! Really! She was even able to get her man Wolv into the act this time.

Ballerina Katarina kept her dance card full! …But what do you except from RhyDin’s loveliest dancer??? She was spotted taking turns around the dance floor with Johnny and Peredhil but once she spotted Jolyon, she only had eyes for him! Jolyon was not interested in dancing with the lovely ballerina! Is he insane??? Instead he was captivated by the bull riding which Katarina seemed to want no part of! In fact, she seemed quite concerned over Jolyon’s interest in it and was overheard lecturing her cousin Johnny when he spoke of it.

Everybody in attendance seemed to be in a festive mood! And Smooooth Cowboy Jake was certainly no exception! You had to know that he would be there. This is riiiiight up his alley. He looked quite comfortable as he hung out with a GORGEOUS looker! We hear the girl’s name is Molly and she also looked right comfortable in her cowboy hat, jeans, and boots! These two weren’t interested in dancing, though. They had their eyes on the bull riding! Jake skipped the mechanical bulls and went right to the REAL DEAL! The sizzling hot Molly cheered him on as he showed the crowd how it was done. Wowza! An opera date with a mystery redhead??? Bull-riding while being cheered on by a hot cowgirl??? His stock is REALLY rising during this break with Big Britches Erin!

It was a fab-fab-fabulous event and fun was had all around! We can’t wait until the next Red Dragon Inn sponsored event comes along! These are too much fun!

Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Event.
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Amber was behind the bar in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night slinging drinks to the small crowd and talking about her plans for Friday night! It seems that one of our favorite tenders is spending Friday evening at the big BBQ in the Glen! How fabulous will that be??? We hear that there will be plenty of food, dancing, and even a mechanical bull! HAWT! You better believe that our sources will be there in full force even if we’re not!

We hear that Bad Boy Wil will definitely be there. Are we the only ones that think this a sort of tame Friday night for him??? Isn’t there some strip club somewhere he should be hitting up??? We wonder if he’ll bring his new stripper girl, Siren!!! We hear that he was seen again hanging out with HER and the pair were having quite the in depth conversation.

The Outback was a bit busier! In fact, Not Mini-Frank Cor was seen calling duels and talking quietly with his former girlfriend, Spice of the former bar tending twins! The pair seemed to have quite the frank conversation! Maybe she got some answers out of this new curious version of Cor!

Big Britches Erin was NOT looking good Tuesday night! In fact, she was looking downright miserable. Evidently, she’s not taking this tiff with Redneck Cowboy Jake very well. Interestingly enough, it was The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan whom she picked to pour her heart out to!!! Salt in that bitter, bitter wound, eh, Jake? Despite venting for quite a long while to Sartan (whom appeared to be on his best behavior… for whatever that’s worth), B.B. Erin still seemed quite upset when she left.

Kaja managed to stumble her way back towards town long enough to make her husband G’naughty G’nort happy and to get a couple duels in. These two are enough to make even the strongest stomach lurch in desperation!!! Keep the PDA at home, kids!

With the lovely Wyh Not in the caller’s seat, the match for the FireStar opal commenced between the slaver Anubis and the… interesting Maetel! Unfortunately it seems Anubis and his ego are in place for a while as he managed to defeat Maetel and keep his magic rock. Congratulations, Anubis…. we guess.

Posted: March 27th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Perhaps we don’t have to worry about a Alex/Lain reunion after all! Deadbeat Dad Alex was back to keeping company with the uber pretty Jalleia Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We hear that all is not well on that front, however! Alex seemed to take offense to a remark Jalleia made in regards to one of his “family members”, Icer. Whatever! When will Deadbeat Dad Alex ever realize just how lucky he is that these beautiful women keep falling for his charm???

Poor Adrienne caught the attention of some drunk sap at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he certainly seemed to have his sights set on the new-to-town beauty! He even weaseled his way into getting her to let him spend the night on her floor! Oh, Lord! This girl is so in the need of a good big brother!

AJ and The Bum Phillipe entered the Inn in fine spirits to announce that AJ is expecting a child. She was overheard stating that she’s due in approximately eight months which, if she’s a normal human, would make her about six or seven weeks pregnant. Le sigh. He was over an hour late for his wedding. We wonder how late he will be for the birth of his child! Some women just never learn. It seems his finances are at least in better order these days as he forked over the cash to Amber to have drinks for the patrons on him for the evening. At least he can provide for his family now!

Locke was more than happy to drink on The Bum Phillipe’s dime and was seen sharing drinks with a new face in town — Seliandre! The pair seemed to bond over a mutual love of FASHION and we HEART men who dress snazzy! Where there’s free booze, PAARTY Girl Chase is likey to show and she didn’t disappoint. She was there and hit it off almost immediately with her buddy Locke’s new friend. Chase’s maybe/possibly boyfriend Quel didn’t seem to like the instant attraction that his gal pal made with the sexy Seliandre! He evidently made that QUITE CLEAR and Seliandre decided to take off…. but not before dangling his key to his room at the Inn, pretending he was on a phone, and mouthing the words “Call me” to Chase.

While Chase and Seliandre were getting their flirt on, Locke certainly wasn’t playing the wallflower! He was all eyes on the stunning ballerina Katarina! Johnny needs to lock that girl up! She’s got more male attention that she knows what to do with these days. Katarina seemed interested but she also seemed to be keeping her options open! Her eyes wandered towards Connar once or twice. Get ‘em, girl!!!

We hear that Mini-Frank Cor was seen calling in the Outback and was AGAIN acting particularly strange. He supposedly seems a bit older and out of sorts. …Maybe he finally lost it??? Luscious Lydia was again questioning him on what’s going on but HAWT single Wyh Not took over for him before much information was revealed. Speaking of which, Luscious Lydia seemed to be there with Cute Single Dad Bane!!! Are these two a couple yet??? We’re still not sure what to think of it but we want it to work!

Two of our FAVORITE people were seen in the Outback Tuesday night as well!!! Jake, the half-orc founder of Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew, was there chatting with MILF Caedia! HAWT + BAD TO THE BONE = Our Favorite Combination!!! Caedia was there with her hubby, Kheldar, and later in the night the pair were seen catching up with Caedia’s former flame, Cute Single Dad Bane. Luscious Lydia had already left for the night but we’re dyyyyying to know what Caedia would think of Bane’s rumored crush!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy made an increasingly rare appearance in the Outback… and she was looking anything but FLAWLESS or FIERCE!!! It seems that she’s caught that nasty bug that’s been going around and suddenly turned into a snot-nosed sickly! Ewwww. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt seemed to be keeping a careful eye on her and was keeping her out of the rings despite her protests. At least he’s good for something! Get well soon, Koy!

Posted: March 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources tell us that the space couple, Chase (the HAWT guy version) and Alyson, were seen together for the first time in foooorever in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night!!! Iiiiinteresting. The pair met in the dueling venues and got quite close but this is our first spotting of them in quite some time. The pair were quite obviously on a date and it seemed to be going smashingly!!! Good for them!

The other Chase (the PAARTY Girl version) was spotted a bit later at the bar, furthering her flirtation with Colt. She’s seemed to sucker another one in!!! Colt was seen giving her a gift of a very pretty cowboy hat and Chase tackled him in quite the squeeze to thank him for the gift. Le sigh. Why do men act so stupid around this girl???

With the rumors that there was some chemistry between the pretty Katarina and Peredhil while he was on the outs with Potter Piper, one would think that the situation would be a bit awkward when Katarina was faced with the lovey dovey Pipes and Perry now. It didn’t seem to be in the least, however! In fact, Katarina seemed quite focused on another classy gentleman in Connar!!! We love this pairing.

If Connar’s interested he better keep his eyes on that one! She’s a pretty little filly and seems to attract attention wherever she goes. Our sources tell us that she’s a ballerina for the RhyDin Theater and Opera company. How fantastic! We HEART dancers! In fact, Bad Boy Wil seemed to be quite enamored by her…. or at least until he remembered that he was supposed to be upstairs keeping an eye on his bride-to-be, Eless, who we hear is recovering from something. We don’t buy his new leaf for a split second!!!!

After Bree and Hina exchanged heated words several nights before over Hina and Skid’s nasty break-up, we hear that the girls were on the same page late into Saturday night!!! Evidently Hina spilled details of exactly why Skid threw her out andl told Bree about the atrocity of a grandmother that Skid had sent their son to stay with.

We hear that the Inn’s basement dueling Arena was taken over by a couch-eating, skirt-nibbling, pillow-chewing goat Saturday night! Luscious Lydia wrangled the thing up and brought it to the Arena evidently thinking it was G’naughty G’nort (who was once turned into a goat for several days). The goat was not G’naughty G’nort as G’naughty G’nort was busy calling at the time.  Yet, the goat seemed to take quite the liking to G’naughty G’nort…. and the jokes that are coming to mind are just too dirty for even us to type!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife Rory REALLY unloaded on SPEEDSTER Nova!!! She clearly believes her husband that he is not the father of Jaycy’s spawn (as much as he knocks up his own wife, does he really even have time???) but she was still LIVID!!!  It seems that she was not the least bit happy to hear that Jaycy was talking about her behind her back. Our sources say that the pair was also discussing the status of her current mental health issues which are the result of some sort of magical accident. Iiiiinteresting! We can’t wait for these ladies to pop out their babies so we can watch them get down and DIIIIIRTY, by the way!!!

In the best news of the night, Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SHOT Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris!!! Niiiiiice! It seems that G’nort didn’t like the training techniques that Harris was using on Big Britches Erin which it seems consisted of punching her whenever he felt like it. The bullet hit Harris in the shoulder and he bled around the Arena for quite a bit until SPEEDSTER Nova could be convinced to use his innate abilities to patch Harris up. The incident got G’naughty G’nort QUITE the lecture from Luscious Lydia later in the night!!!

Tony also made an appearance Saturday night and SHOCKED us all by making fun of someone else’s accent. WHAT?!?! The sad thing is that boy is really that clueless. It’s a good thing he’s so SMOKIN’ HAWT and unintentionally funny!!! The person in question was dripping with gorgeousness!!! One HAWT broad!!! Tony was at least smooth enough to get a drink out of her. However, we never did catch her name. You better believe we’ll be watching out for her, though!

To make his night even more interesting, he somehow convinced Amber that he was a qualified dueling instructor. We think his interest in her was much more superficial and selfish than wanting to help her become a better duelist!!! In fact, he got her to promise to make him dinner one night in exchange for “teaching” her! So in one night he got a drink bought for him from one HAWT chick and a promise of dinner from another!!!  You really just HAVE to admire his style, don’t you???

Oooooh! Did we note a hint of jealousy from Rix???  He was overheard questioning Hodge about rumors that she was seen giving “special attention” to Joex at the Warlord Tournament this past Monday night. After she reassured him that she only had eyes for him (Gag us!), the pair went on to attempt to convince SPEEDSTER Nova that he should make a play for Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! See, we’re not the only ones who would think this couple utterly FABULOUS!

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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