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Spring Romance Bug Wednesday!

It seems that the fight for custody is STILL going on between Psycho Skid and Booze Sis Hina! Ren was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn lecturing Psycho Skid about the need for a boy to spend time with his mother. Ugh! Isn’t it time for Psycho Skid and B.S. Hina to enter into some sort of mediation??? This fight has been going on for far too long and it can’t be good for the boy!!! Get it together, kids!

After Psycho Skid vacated the Inn it was a full on Booze Sister party! Booze Sis Hina twiddled her thumbs as she waited for Frat Boy Quinn to show…. which he never did. TRASH-tastic Jade actually TURNED DOWN Lang’s offer to bend her over the bar and spank her, saying that her “boyfriend” would be pissed! We wonder if he’ll be equally pissed about the guy she was macking on several days before. And even Booze Sis Mack was there with her new man whose name we hear is Wyatt. We hear that this guy’s tamed her ways a bit. We’ll certainly have to keep an eye open for that!

It seems that Booze Sis Hina isn’t the only one of these girls having custody issues! She was later overheard discussing TRASH-tastic Jade’s situation with her. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her baby’s “daddy”, Michale, had it out over custody as well! Jade has banned him from seeing their little girl. With the mess that Hina’s currently going through, the topic so upset B.S. Hina that she ended up storming out of the Inn in the middle of the conversation! Smooth move, TRASH-tastic One! Does she think about anyone outside herself??? Poor Booze Sis Hina. How did she get wrapped up with these nut jobs???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard saying that her new husband wants her pregnant. ZOMG! Please say it ain’t so! These two certainly should not be allowed to reproduce. The thought of having children was secondary of course to C.T. Tara’s goal to find a way into the bed of Anubis! Seriously, we’re just waiting for the day when his crazy wife shows up and GOES OFF!!!

Speaking of C.T. Tara, she was none to happy with Ranger Hawk! It seems that he and Amthy stumbled on a particularly grisly scene and she was a bit upset that he hadn’t shielded her from it. We hear that Amthy was quite upset! Hawk, Hawk, Hawk! Even we now know Forsaken Blade Rule Number One!!! You’ve got to read our blog (or the printed version) and stay informed!

What in the world?!?!? Is Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert no more??? Who is this strange man in his place??? Robert was seen looking quite clean and fresh Wednesday night. He even had toned down his act drastically, saying that he does not engage in orgies anymore as he has turned over a new leaf! We are shocked! So was Chief Mischief Maker Eless whom he asked to sniff him to make sure he was smelling nice. We’re dying to know what lady (because you know it HAS to be a lady) that has struck him so deeply that he’d change his ways!!!

Two of our absolute favorites — S’jira and Aaric — were seen chatting quietly by the hearth. We can see how these two would get along swimmingly but we will not buy into any of the seedier reports that there may have been some chemistry between the pair! S’jira seems so head-over-heels about Head Pussy Panther and, last we heard, Aaric was getting ready to live in sin with the lovely Caitlin. Still, though, what we wouldn’t give to be a third in that conversation! We’re sure it was deliciously polite and refined!

Perhaps rumors of Taneth’s personality change were false! Or perhaps it was merely a woman that looked a great deal like her! We hear that she was acting perfectly Taneth-like in the Inn while eating fruit dipped in cream and discussing dancing with the lovely Cieara. Both ladies also noticed the change in Robert’s appearance and complimented him on it! Robert was even able to manage polite conversation with the ladies! Could it be one of them that has captured his heart???

The flirting between Antonio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless is really just delightful! The pair were at it again, we hear, late into the night as they sat and chatted together. The chemistry is only building between these two and we’re sure that very soon they’ll be a delicious explosion of it!!! Can’t deny the spring time romance bug!!! This is gearing up to be one hot, sizzling summer!

News of Jesse’s return was the talk of the Outback Wednesday night! Warlizard and Baron of Battlefield Park Bran was overheard telling Luscious Lydia all about Jesse’s massive ego. In fact, he said that Jesse makes SMOKIN’ Sartan “look like a boy ssscout”! Even Luscious Lydia had to agree that it sounded a bit scary…. Of course, the topic didn’t linger on her mind very long. Instead, she started talking about how humble Cute Single Dad Bane is despite having also won a Diamond. Gag me now, Lydibane!

Rollie Pollie Sunday!

Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Dance the Night Away Saturday!

With Beltane celebrations going on, the rest of the city was awfully quiet. However, our sources did spot one or two of the cities most notable around! Luscious Lydia was overheard complaining to Krazy Kitty and Amthy about a…. well, a potato problem! Crazy, we know, but that’s what her problem is! Evidently her garden is growing too many potatoes and she simply does not know what to do with them all! What about a French Fry Party at Luscious Lydia’s house??? We’ll bring a couple of vats of ketchup!

Sid looked even more gorgeous than normal behind the bar Saturday evening! We hear that there were bits of flowers, sparkles of confetti, and pieces of ribbon adorning her fiiiiiine self! As the revelers began pouring in for drinks after their celebrating, the festive atmosphere continued on into the Inn. Sid seemed in fine spirits to continue the joyful atmosphere!

We hear that Jolyon was in the Inn discussing his love of dancing with Taneth! Who’d have thought Jolyon a dancer! He’s evidently into folk dances and waltzes but finds the tango too rigid. What a catch this one is??? Now, really, which Smith Girl do YOU think will reel him in??? Or do you believe it will be somebody else entirely???  We should start taking bets! Taneth was very excited to find a fellow dancer and we hear that she even promised to wear a special dress should he dance with her. So cute!

Caitlin and Aaric were spotted returning from Beltane but it seems that they weren’t ready for the romance to be over! Even the sparse crowd in the Inn was too much for them! The pair wandered off together to enjoy their romantic evening a bit further. This one has speedy marriage written ALLLLL over it!

Beltane - Day Two!

After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Engorged Torpedoes Wednesday!

Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

Mischief Reigns Wednesday!

The Booze Sisters — Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade — were hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night dishing about their men problems. And, man, have they had a lot of those lately!!! It doesn’t appear that Booze Sister Hina is too broken-hearted over Mini-Frank Cor jumping so quickly into an engagement with another woman. Instead, it seems that she’s confused over something she’s got going with one of the Frat Boys! Evidently Frat Boy Quinn already wants a “break”. We told you that one was a rotten egg!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake is still on the rebound and, man, is he good at playing the field! He seemed like such a bumbling fool when he was with Big Britches Erin but apart from her, he’s one silky smooth operator! He teasingly flirted with DoD-er Rena before moving on to the real object of his affection — Cowgirl Molly! The pair seemed awfully entwined and were definitely whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears! HAWT!

Amthy ran into her old friend Amnesiac Tara in the Inn and after a brief stand-off while Amnesiac Tara made her prove to be whom she said she was, the two carried on as if no time had passed. Our sources think that Amthy was blissfully ignorant of any changes in her friend. She just seemed to think the whole thing a wonderful game! We do HEART Amthy and her perpetual silliness!

The DIVINE Storm and her Yummy Ewan were seen chatting at a table and, man, was DIVINE Storm happy to see Eless! Eless evidently expressed her congratulations over the pair’s impending joy and the old friends certainly seemed happy to be reunited! Have we mentioned just how happy we are to have the Head Mischief Maker back among us??? We sure hope that she gets over her heart ache and is back up to trouble in no time!

Good Boys and Bad Girls Monday!

Lordy Lordy! If we didn’t know better we’d think that Brandon and Lyren were just too mushy and corny to be true! Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn, Lyren was overheard telling Brandon that she fell from heaven. Riiiiight. Vampires are just soooo angelic! Why do good boys have such a thing for bad girls???

Mini-Frank Cor and G’naughty G’nort aren’t the only men that have noticed the pretty Adrienne! Ethan was seen chatting up the gorgeous brunette at the bar…. at least until Maeve walked in with a kitten!!! Maeve and the kitten immediately had Ethan’s attention and, although, he politely continued his conversation with Adrienne, it was clear to our sources that there’s some chemistry in the air between he and the saucy Maeve!!! In fact, we hear that the pair left together Monday night to have dinner. Sounds like a date to us!

Who needs enablers??? The PAAAARRRTY Girls enable one another!!! Atalanta was behind the bar making sure that her dear friend Chase was provided with shot after shot. We hear Chase had her greedy eyes on Ranger Hawk!! OH NO, SHE DIDN’T!!! Amthy WILL go loco on her tail if she tries anything with her man! No worries, though. While the straight-laced, nice guys seem to keep getting suckered in by these girls, we doubt Hawk would ruin the AMAZING thing he has going with the beautiful Amthy!

Sylvia’s been spotted with Sianna’s brother, Hudson on several occasions and we hear that he’s been spending a good amount of time with her children as well. We’re certainly starting to become curious if there might be something going on here or if the two are merely close friends. We definitely have a hard time buying a Sylvia/Hudson pairing but we’re going to keep our eyes on it!!!

These synchronized appearances in dueling venues by SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin have us wondering if they’ve FINALLY given into our demands to hook up! We hear that Nova was spotted entering the Outback just moments before Erin showed up to call some duels. Iiiiiinteresting! Of course, the flirty banter was on like a pot of neck bones!

Bane was seen spending a bit more one-on-one time with one of the younger Grazianos in Myria! They were seen at the bar where he bought her a bottle of water and took the time to get to know her a bit better. Bane better be careful! We don’t think those Graziano boys would be above pounding him into the ground for hitting on their sister!

Fashion, Fashion, Fashion Friday!

Our sources were quick to inform us that Hina was in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night complaining about her son ALREADY!!! It seems that she just can’t keep a handle on Skid’s magical spawn. Well, we told you to keep the bun in the oven a little longer. It’s no wonder the kid’s half-baked!

Chryrie was giggling like a schoolgirl when presented a gift by the Ranger Hawk for her aid in healing him at one point or another. We tell you! Women just loooove surprise gifts!!! It makes even the hardcore ones act like silly little girls! We hear that the gift was a beautifully carved wooden case with a leather handle. Wowzer, if Hawk made that himself, he should so go into business! We hear that the case was truly a work of art and inside it was full of surgical tools! What a thoughtful man he is! Amthy is awfully lucky!!!

We hear that Edible Eless has been in HEAVEN at RhyDin’s Fashion Week! Who can doubt that Eless is one of this city’s best eyes for fashion??? What we wouldn’t give to spend a day looking through her wardrobe!! She was overheard talking to DoD-er Rena about what a daze she’s been in surrounded by so many beautiful clothes and noteworthy designers. In fact, she was attempting to convince DoD-er Rena to attend several shows with her the following day!!!

SUUUUPER Des showed up late into the night with one of her new recruits to tend bar! The latest tender is a small exotic looking blue woman named Soran who seemed quiet but friendly in her own way. Welcome to the Inn, Soran!!! We hear that, as always, SUUUUPER Des was accompanied by her (overly?) attentive husband, Gav. When does a caring, doting husband become an anal control freak?!?! ….Hey, we’re just saying!

Diamond Rules Monday!

Atalanta seemed in a right good mood while tending the bar Monday night! She playfully bantered with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who warned a patron that Atalanta is a new tender and sometimes her drinks explode prematurely! We’re not quite sure who this unknown patron is but it seems that Kairee knew him quite well!!! In fact, our sources overheard her asking him if he had enjoyed their night out together the previous night!!!He better beware! We’ve said it before! Kairee’s a total man-eater!

Kairee wasn’t the only patron giving the new tender a hard time! It seems that Brale Brother Baker was present and accounted for after an absence that was much too long! He evidently told Lang that Atalanta always serves Baker first but she has a crush on him. The comment caused the dark-haired beauty to turn all sorts of red!!!

Deadbeat Dad Alex was spotted hanging around the Inn and things still seem to be on a nasty freeze between he and his wife the OTHER Other Woman Yami! Alex barely even acknowledge the woman! We’re wondering if divorce papers are in their not too distant future. However, we’ve yet to hear what the problem between the pair is! We’re guessing that they’ll list “wandering eye” as the reason for the divorce. Why is that??? Well, Alex has already been seen spending time with a tall, mysterious blonde elf who were told is named Jalleia!

Yami, on the other hand, was busy flirting it up with Lang and even playfully calling him by a pet name “Langy Poo”. We’re told that Lang has a girlfriend but we’ve never laid eyes on her and that certainly hasn’t stopped Yami in the past!!! We kind of dig this couple.

Quite a few people were thrilled to see Amthy enter the Red Dragon Inn! And why wouldn’t they be?!?! The girl is the personification of positive energy! However, there were none more excited than the quiet Ranger Hawk!!! What a romantic gentleman he turns into when she appears!!! He was seen snagging her and pulling her into a loving embrace!!! He seemed quite willing to remain at her side fooooorever! How cute! Amthy was positively bowled over by the news from Chryrie that her dear friend The Gov Kitty would be marrying Tass.

In fact, Amthy seemed so thrilled by the idea of a wedding that she told Hawk that she wanted to get married!!! How fantastic would it be if last year’s May Queen and her “Green Man” got married at Beltane this year! That’s it. We demand a fabulous wedding between the pair at Beltane!

We hear that Bad Boy Wil and Edible Eless were spotted out and about on the town for dinner and some dancing! The pair were also spotted in the Inn for some warm drinks after their night out. Things seem to still be going strong between them and Bad Boy Wil is still keeping himself out of trouble! We wonder what sort of spell Edible Eless has him under!!!

We’re still thoroughly confused about what exactly Hodge is up to. Although, she’s widely seen as “Rix’s girl”, she spends a lot of time with Speedster Nova and Smokin’ Sartan but Monday night in the Outback, Speedster Nova was overheard saying that she should hook up with Baron od New Haven Randy Rand! Perhaps Speedster Nova and Smokin’ Sartan have just taken it upon themselves to be Hodge’s own cupids. Needless to say, they’re not doing a very good job if their top two candidates are Rix and Rand. Come spend some time with us, sweetheart! We’ll find you a nice guy!

Everyone always knew that Smokin’ Sartan had an ego but it seems this Diamond business may have ALREADY gone to his head. Evidently, Monday night he created a list of rules that he is requiring all Fists’ duelers to follow!!! It doesn’t seem to have had much of an impact but that hasn’t deterred Sartan! In fact, quite a few of the female duelers are up in arms over the rules as he has banned the hitting of women within the Outback!!!

Things were much more subdued out on the shores of Twilight Island. However, DoD-er Rena and Venom Vinny were seen having a discussion about the towers. Vinny was quite tired from the travel to the Island and back to his home and was overheard stating that he may have to use his tower for more than just a vacation home. Vacation home?!?! Who is he kidding??? We all know that the tower is really his “doghouse” and he uses it as a place to crash every time his antics put him on the outs with his wife!

Politically Minded Saturday!

Between holiday festivities, dueling tournaments, and the governor race heating up, the city seems plenty busy these days. Perhaps it was all the other activities going on Saturday night that caused the Red Dragon Inn to be quite empty.

Our sources did spy governor candidate for the Socialist Unity Party, Anastas, out meeting and greeting the city’s voters. We’re withholding our views until we learn more about each of the candidates. However, we are a bit nervous by the fact that we just learned about this guy recently. Pay attention, though! Your Gossip GangSTAR will endorse a candidate in the coming months!!!

Speaking of people who have ringing endorsements from yours truly, the excellent Den Mama Sid was present behind the bar Saturday night to take care of the small crowd gathered. She was seen shooting stunning smiles on her very lucky man Scottie. Those two are such HAWTNESS!

Speaking of HAWTNESS, our sources spotted Potter Piper and Marvelous Maeve chatting together. Maeve looked a bit worried and she was even spotted FROWNING (which is certainly a rarity for her)!!! Piper seemed to be attempting to maintain a cheerful demeanor to keep her dear friend in good spirits. These two are such loooovely women!

WHORE-acious Erin seems to have picked a favorite candidate. She was overheard telling Cutey Carley that G’naughty G’nort is getting her vote!!! CRAZY?!?! RhyDin’s most infamous perv seems to have captured her heart but Cutey Carley seemed a bit more skeptical.  The twosome’s conversation came to a quick end when Hunky Carpenter Glenn approached and stole Cutey Carley’s attention.

Erin didn’t seem to mind much as just as Glenn joined them she spotted Amthy and Hawk!!! The pair seemed in excellent spirits and quite happy to be out and about again. In fact, the Ranger was overheard thanking Den Mama Sid for introducing him many months ago to his lovely Amthy. Hawk sporting a good-natured smile tended to getting their drinks as his bubbly lady playfully flirted with Zonker! We just ADORE Amthy and Hawk!

Earlier in the evening Erin was seen in the Inn’s basement Arena where G’naughty G’nort himself was calling. She was overheard discussing the woes of life as a model with Delicious Dirk. We’ll give you one guess which one we’d prefer to see half-naked in an underwear advertisement!!!!