- “Cause the Ravenlocks don’t do the media.” ….or at least that’s what Brian says. Has he met CHARITY Jewell???

- “A date? We did not even make anyone walk the plank. How is that a date?” Pirate Girl Teagan to the One and Only Robert!

- “Why can’t we have ‘Tool Week’ or maybe ‘Manly Sword Week’?” Gav’s reaction to his wife’s excitement over attending Fashion Week!

- “What’s so wrong with how he looks? Granted, he may not run but he can reach tall shelves. There’s nothing wrong with being somewhat big.” Hodge was overheard saying about Rix who (while a bit on the pudgy side) is quite tall. And really isn’t reaching things on tall shelves all that a man is really needed for?

- “Hmmm. You think word got around I shot someone last week in here and that is keepin’ ‘em away?” SUUUUPER Des muling over the lack of patrons on a Tuesday night.

- “Rand’s pickup lines are pretty awful since he got that manor. ‘Hey, come check out my spa baby. The Natty Ice is on tap.’” Smokin’ Sartan about the Baron of New Haven Rand.

- ” So… he tells you he’s not into commitment. But then he turns around and gets a lifemate. Essentially saying he’s alright with commitment, but not to you. And you’re still his friend? Are you a tile floor or something? Laid right the first time and he can walk on you for life?” The Gov Kitty giving dating advice?!?! How awesome! She so needs her own article in the Oracle doing this on a regular basis!

- “My wife’s fingers aren’t so special, but her tongue makes up for it.” This one can be blamed on Anastas. No further comment needed, right?

- “Oh, the Oracle. I use to line my kid’s hamster cage. Guess that explains why the hamster keeps trying to commit suicide.” Buuuuurn! Amal is going to spank Nova for this one!

- “Oh dear god ye really do ‘ave a death wish dun ye? I dun know ‘ow ye can find ‘er sae sexy ‘er feet stink li’e week old fish left out in the sun.” Stephen to Robert about SMASHING Issy!

Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Overheard.
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Whereas SUUUUUPER Des breaks out a shotgun, Amber breaks out sugar cookies!!! Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn Eless and Amber were behind the bar as a brawl threatened to break out between two groups of women. The two tenders attempted to quell the raging tempers with crackers and cheese and sugar cookies! We HEART these two girls and their tactics did seem to eventually work!!!

Our sources spotted Wil and Locke chatting and the pair seemed to be getting along swimmingly but it would have been hard not to get along with Locke last night! He seemed to be in a FANTASTIC mood!!! We wonder if it has anything to do with the lovely Atalanta that he has been seen hanging out with quite a lot recently. Locke was overheard telling Wil that Eless was quite the “bird”! We agree!!! She’s one heck of a looker!

Brale Brother Baker was seen belly up to the bar… and what is the Inn without Brale Brother Baker belly up to the bar??? He was giving Anastas a handful of evil looks. It seems he believed Anastas was an assassin sent to kill “the Free Ale guy”. Perhaps too much booze has made B.B. Baker a bit paranoid!!! He seemed to leave Anastas thoroughly confused. No worries, man! He leaves us all that way!

“The” Diamond Smokin’ Sartan was seen in the Outback complaining to Soerl and Hodge that his wife cracked down on his rule about women dueling. Evidently, every time he enforces a punishment for that rule, she will make him sleep on the couch!!! MAJOR!!! It left “The” Diamond quite grumpy!

Gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort was seen wrestling with one of the Grazianos, Myria, in the Outback Tuesday night! He seemed AWFULLY friendly with her and she wasn’t exactly pushing away his advances!!! We wonder if this will lead to some increased tension between the Graziano brothers — Tony and Chris — and G’naughty G’nort as the TDL season winds to a close with both of their teams as contenders for the title!!!

Later into the night, our sources caught G’naughty G’nort and Mini-Frank Cor in a full on lip lock!!! OMG, Batman!!! If there’s one thing we all know about G’naughty G’nort by now it’s that he’s definitely a SWINGER! You go, boys!!! It made Cor a bit uncomfortable but we really think he’s just denying who he is. EMBRACE YOURSELF, MINI FRANK COR!

Hodge was seen hanging out with Rix, Speedster Nova, and Smokin’ Sartan! You would think that if you were Rix you might want to keep your new girl AWAY from your crazy friends!!! However, Hodge seems to like his crazy friends so maybe she’s just crazy enough to like Rix as well. The pair cuddled close as they joked around with their friends and Luscious Lydia and Big Britches Erin!

Luscious Lydia and Big Britches Erin are never two to miss out on a business opportunity! When they heard how much Nova’s daughter and Sartan’s wife enjoy shopping, they attempted to convince the two men to send the ladies to The Stitch for an entire new wardrobe!!! We love the greedy business women in them! So HAWT!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback talking of not much else but FASHION FASHION FASHION!!! It seems that one of RhyDin’s top fashion designers was already throughly enveloped by the upcoming fashion week…. which starts today!!! Oh, how we LOVE RhyDin Fashion Week! The starving models, the glitz and glam, the yappy assistants high on massive amounts of caffiene! It’s a drama-lovers’ dream!!!

Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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SPOTTED:

- Quel getting teased by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee about his blossoming romance with Chase! Perhaps she’s not as uninterested in Quel as we thought because she certainly seemed a bit jealous!!! She gave Quel a hard time for falling for someone so “mushy” and “dramatic”. MEOW, sister!

- Anastas talking to Out of Control Teen Alex about heroin! WHAT?!?! Seriously, this girl needs to be banned from the Inn before she gets into any more trouble. Does AJ have no control over her???

- Jalleia continuing to fall deeper and deeper into Deadbeat Dad Alex’s trap!!! What is this guy’s secret for bagging so many HAWT women?!?!

- Potter Piper and Peredhil at the bar having a very serious conversation. Typically, we’d be a bit excited to see Perry and Piper together again but we fear that this conversation was not to plan the much anticipated date. The look on Piper’s face was far too somber and Peredhil quickly escaped the Inn. Innnnnteresting!

- Wil and Eless at a table together chatting quietly. Could they have been making wedding plans??? March 8th is coming faster than you think!

- SUUUUUPER Des having the same reaction to “The Diamond” Smokin’ Sartan’s rules that the rest of us have had — disbelief! When SUUUUPER Des informed Amal of the rules, she was quick to advise the patrons of the Outback that nobody ever listens to her old pal Sartan anyway. Sartan didn’t take too kindly to that! In fact, he called Amal a “weenie”!!!

- Hodge glowing when discussing her “run-in” with Rix from the previous night! The girl really seems taken by the former duelist and was busy telling his friends all about it!!!

- Querylon showing up near the end of Venom Vinny’s shift to take a tour of his tower!!! Who wants to see the doghouse they send their man to when he’s been bad??? Things at least seemed to be good between the pair for the time being!

Posted: January 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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His political dreams might be dashed by the primary but that hasn’t stopped Anastas from keeping his nose to the grindstone! He was overheard Monday night planning on opening a tailor shop. That’s a much more honest profession than politics! We wish him the best in his endeavor!!!

We think Basalt pretty level-headed so when we heard her stating that Wolv had all the bad qualities of a politician, our ears were certainly perked!!! It seems that Wolv has turned off quite a few of the city’s finest. Rumor has it that he recently threw a young pregnant woman out of his home and onto the streets for some unknown reason!!! The political drama abounds!!!

Damien, Damien, Damien. What a baaaaad boy! We really love it! People may blame us for saying that he’s playing TRASH-tastic Jade like a fiddle but all we do is report his playboy ways. Damien was overheard calling some tall unknown brunette “love” and making sure that her drink was freshened!!! We adoooore him. He just screams “Drama King”!

DoD-er Rena was heard complaining about her lack of a man out on Twilight Island Monday night. Poor girl certainly seems upset by it! We wonder if her biological clock is ticking?!?!

Posted: January 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn found Kacey sharing some moonshine and private conversation with Skid! Our sources couldn’t hear much of the conversation which we’ve spanked them appropriately for but they do claim that Skid still doesn’t seem entirely comfortable with the idea of having a kid. Skid was even seen leaving with Kacey!!! Could Skid be tired already of the mother of his child and be ready to move on???

Although Skid was overheard chatting about working on Stitch’s campaign, he wasn’t the only one with a mind on politics. A pretty heavy debate waged between two gubernatorial candidates — Anastas and Wolv. A crowd gathered to listen and join in on their conversation. Those gathered generally agreed that they understood better about where the candidates stood after listening to the exchange of ideas.

Tasha was seen in the Inn with a gentleman who were told is a family friend and a pair of body guards. Rumor is that there was an attempt on the life of another Blood and, hence, the extra security measures. We’re still wondering who is dumb enough to try anything against the will of Blood House Onyx!!! Not us, that’s for sure!!! And just so we remain on their good side, we just want to take this moment to say how DAMN SEXY Tasha is! WAY DAMN SEXY!

….Never said we were brave, did we???

Classy, classy, classy! Two of our FAVORITE RhyDin women were spotted in the Inn Saturday night — Sylvia and Shylah. Both of them were looking their usual degree of brilliance. Sylvia was overheard chatting with Lucky about concerns for her security. We sure hope that she’s okay! We can’t imagine anyone wishing harm on such a lovely woman!

Down in the basement Arena, Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris was seen getting in some hot and heavy action. The Warlord has challenged Baron Xavior for the Dragon’s Gate district so we’re betting he was getting some practice in for the match which is scheduled for Tuesday night at 9 pm. He sure looked real good! Baron Xavior’s got a tough match on his hands!

Is Gabe having a hard time accepting that his wedding with TRASH-tastic Jade is a no-go??? He’s certainly remaining tight-lipped but was working up a serious sweat in the Arena. Dueling’s a great outlet for rage! His friend Michelle (who if you remember correctly he dated prior to TRASH-tastic Jade) was there to watch and console him. He didn’t seem to have much patience for consoling, though. Gabe should wake up! Michelle has always been there for him and she’s a good girl!!! Get your man back, Michelle!
Later into the night, the conversation got a bit…. odd. DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, MAN-tastic Matt, Hodge, Rory, Speedy Nova, Gimpy Erin, and SMOKIN’ Sartan seemed to get a bit slap happy as the night went on. There wasn’t a lot of dueling but, instead, there was a lot of speculation about liontaur Rakeesh. It seems that the group were quite curious about liontaur sex and just what… uh, instrumentation that Rakeesh used for the practice.

Well, it just so happened that they ran into Rakeesh after the party moved up into the Inn for after-dueling drinks…. and Rakeesh was only too happy to oblige their questions by straightening up on his back paws to…. well, answer their questions. Our sources say it was quite the sight to behold!!!

Posted: January 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “I’d tell you to keep it in your pants… if you wore pants.” PJ to Imp after finding out that the little sex deviant has a brood of twenty-eight.

- “If there were no standards and no fact-checking, surely the government wouldn’t let him publish, right?” Anastas about our blog! Ha! We’d love to see The Gov Kitty TRY to stop us! We’re THE VOICE of the PEOPLE!

- “I’ve only been married three times, twice to the same woman/whale.” Classy, G’naughty G’nort. Very very classy.

- “There are duels tonight? Is there ever a night someone is not trying to bash someone’s brains in?” Potter Piper has evidently not figured out this is RhyDin! Of course, there’s never a night someone is not trying to bas someone else’s brains in!

- “Come on, Peej. We’re getting drunk. If you fight an orc, you’ll just end up smelling like one.” DoD-er Charlie to DoD-er PJ. These are two CLASSY broads!

- “You know, if we had a winter carnival, they could be climbing walls.” So said the witty Sylvia also in regards to the orcs.

- “Sid is somewhere around ‘Old as Dirt’ and ‘Why aren’t you dead yet?’” Only The Gov Kitty would have the nerve to talk about Den Mama Sid like that!

- “I’ll call you Fred Flintstone.. You make my Bedrock.” One of Sugar’s all-time best pick-up lines!

- “That sounds like too much work. I’ll go with what I’ve got.” When G’naughty G’nort told Speedster Nova to work on his people skills.

- “Governor, G? Would that make you the third horseman after Roland being Overlord and Harris marrying Stick? I think you would be pestilence. Harris would be castration. And Roland would be … what’s that other horseman? Geppo?” Nova upon learning that G’naughty G’nort is a gubernatorial candidate.

Posted: December 24th, 2007 under Overheard.
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Between holiday festivities, dueling tournaments, and the governor race heating up, the city seems plenty busy these days. Perhaps it was all the other activities going on Saturday night that caused the Red Dragon Inn to be quite empty.

Our sources did spy governor candidate for the Socialist Unity Party, Anastas, out meeting and greeting the city’s voters. We’re withholding our views until we learn more about each of the candidates. However, we are a bit nervous by the fact that we just learned about this guy recently. Pay attention, though! Your Gossip GangSTAR will endorse a candidate in the coming months!!!

Speaking of people who have ringing endorsements from yours truly, the excellent Den Mama Sid was present behind the bar Saturday night to take care of the small crowd gathered. She was seen shooting stunning smiles on her very lucky man Scottie. Those two are such HAWTNESS!

Speaking of HAWTNESS, our sources spotted Potter Piper and Marvelous Maeve chatting together. Maeve looked a bit worried and she was even spotted FROWNING (which is certainly a rarity for her)!!! Piper seemed to be attempting to maintain a cheerful demeanor to keep her dear friend in good spirits. These two are such loooovely women!

WHORE-acious Erin seems to have picked a favorite candidate. She was overheard telling Cutey Carley that G’naughty G’nort is getting her vote!!! CRAZY?!?! RhyDin’s most infamous perv seems to have captured her heart but Cutey Carley seemed a bit more skeptical.  The twosome’s conversation came to a quick end when Hunky Carpenter Glenn approached and stole Cutey Carley’s attention.

Erin didn’t seem to mind much as just as Glenn joined them she spotted Amthy and Hawk!!! The pair seemed in excellent spirits and quite happy to be out and about again. In fact, the Ranger was overheard thanking Den Mama Sid for introducing him many months ago to his lovely Amthy. Hawk sporting a good-natured smile tended to getting their drinks as his bubbly lady playfully flirted with Zonker! We just ADORE Amthy and Hawk!

Earlier in the evening Erin was seen in the Inn’s basement Arena where G’naughty G’nort himself was calling. She was overheard discussing the woes of life as a model with Delicious Dirk. We’ll give you one guess which one we’d prefer to see half-naked in an underwear advertisement!!!!

Posted: December 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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DoD-er Rena was spotted by our sources in the Inn Sunday night hanging out with Potter Piper. It seems that Rena was trying to avoid Soerl’s lady, Savannah, who was downstairs in the Arena!!! We are just DYING to know why Rena thinks Savannah is such a skank! After all, Rena’s considered a pretty good judge of character!

Despite Rena’s statement that she was staying upstairs to avoid Soerl’s floozy, Savannah was only present for a short period of time during Nutty Rory’s shift. She was no where to be seen while Soerl was calling his shift! Could there really be trouble in paradise??? Rena certainly seems to have predicted that Savannah isn’t the loyal sort!!!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard trying to convince Brian that as first knight of her country, he should take on a squire!!! Brian seemed a bit reluctant but her logic seemed to sway him in the end. We’re still not sure how we feel about any Ravenlocks around young, impressionable minds! But who dares question the Splendiferous One?

Sianna!!! Our faaaavorite bard was spotted in the Inn Sunday night on the back of her man, Johnny! Despite rumors of a break-up and Sianna’s absence as of late, the pair seemed quite happy to be together and very much in love! Is it just us or is about time that Johnny buy the cow and stop getting the milk for free???

Aw! Cutey Carley looked down right embarrassed when Piper asked her what beau she had her lovely eyes on last night!!! It seems she has her eyes on someone! We wonder who?!?! Could it be the Hunky Carpenter Glenn??? She has been seen with him several times. However, last night he was quite busy speaking about pirates with Miss Mercy. It wasn’t a topic he seemed very fond of!!! Carley saved him from further pirate talk by bringing him to meet Potter Piper and Marvelous Maeve who was still wet from surfing! We just can’t stop LOVING Maeve! Too cute for words!

After spending the night flirting with her man Wil, Eless was AGAIN seen in the company of Connar having an intimate conversation by our sources. The conversation was reportedly in French and, unfortunately, while our sources know the Common tongue, Mandarin, German, Russian, Drow, and several dialects of Elven, they don’t know French. Could she be having second thoughts?!?! Don’t get us wrong, Wil is GREAT blog fodder but Eless and Connar are so PERFECT together!!!

Although, we have yet to see it ourselves, we hear there is quite the art piece on the alley wall these days! Across from the wall declaring “Piper Hearts Stitch” is a gigantic mural of Stitch walking arm-in-arm with a woman that is most certainly NOT Potter Piper. We have no clue who the redhead pictured is but we’re on the case!

SUUUUPER Des and her sidekick Gav were behind the bar late into the night. Gav took off early to go look in after their daughter, leaving Des to finish up. Des had a run-in with the Inn’s latest Orc patron, Koruush, who was looking for his lady love TRASH-tastic Jade in order to give her a present. We won’t ruin her surprise by telling what the present is. All we’ll say is that we LOOOOOVE Koruush!

It appears the socially awkward but very amusing Anastas is Awesome Alain’s newest employee!!! Reportedly much to the chagrin of his competition DoD-er Charlie, Alain is expanding his business out of just private investigation work and more into security work which is Charlie’s corner of the market. We’re keeping our fingers crossed for some nasty fireworks there!!! Anastas is Alain’s newest hire in that department and is quite enthusiastic about his assignments. We’ve heard complaints from teenage market goers that he has actually yelled at them for loitering in front of several jewelry stores!!! GOODNESS!

Speaking of DoD-ers, there was quite the collection of them in the Annex Sunday night. Charlie looked half sloshed and in a piss poor mood. Could it have something to do with the above-mentioned business competition??? FLAWLESS Koy was with her husband MAN-tastic Matt but seemed quite taken with planning Evie and Brale Brother Baker’s wedding. WE NEED AN INVITE!!! Evidently, Koy is planning a dress made entirely of beer bottle labels! LOVE IT! DoD-er PJ was dueling UP A STORM and advised Koy that her ordination papers are on the way so that she may marry Evie and Baker. This wedding gets better all the time!

DoD-er PJ spent her duel getting awfully friendly with the newest titleholder in Swords, Baron of New Haven Rand!!! We bet that girl is waaaay turned on by powerful men! She’s so the sort to have that complex! Her man, Gavin, was not happy with her gallivanting and our sources claim that the pair seemed to be having a quiet but heated exchange afterwards. Ooooh! We HEART drama!

Posted: November 19th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade finally found a man who is on her level! This one is an all-brawn/no-brain orc named Koruush! He brought her the gift of two bloodied troll heads (…uh, ew?) but Michale came in and claimed that TRASH-tastic Jade was his girl!!! WHAT?!?! Does his little vampire hunter know this??? Jade and Michale were certainly QUITE cuddly and lovey dovey! Later Gabe came in claiming that Jade was his! Bah, this is a love triangle that even we are getting sick of…. so we’re rooting for the orc! Get your girl, Koruush!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen chatting with Anastas who turned down her advances!!! He will NOT be the next victim of the succubus! …but really he’s the only one. Evidently Anastas didn’t believe Kairee was of the right race which would lead their future children to be confused over their heritage. Kairee, on the other hand, seemed stunned!!! That’s some funny stuff. We like this Anastas guy!

Connar was seen catching up with Keeper Wyh Not in the Inn late into the evening but he was darting some meaningful glances Eless’s way!!! When our sources snuck out last night they hurried back to us to tell us that the pair were chatting together laaate into the evening. Do we smell a reunion?!?! We wonder what Wil thinks of this???

WHORE-acious Erin was seen dueling Jordan in the Inn’s basement Arena Saturday night! She took a solid win over him but he seemed more than a little distracted by her… uh, assets (and by “assets” we’re not referring to her mean high cut) during the duel!!! While Jordan was keeping an eye on Erin, Jinx was keeping an eye on Jordan! She certainly seemed to want to eat him up. But really who wouldn’t?!?! Plus, Jinx seems so full of sexual energy that it doesn’t matter if you’re male, female, or furry, she’ll do ya!

Edible Elly was AGAIN seen with a chainsaw!!! Someone take that away from the little witch! PLEASE! That’s the bad news but the good news was that the girl was rocking some pretty fierce make-up. She’s is smooooking HAWT!!!

Posted: November 18th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources spotted Michale and his new woman Lana in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night. He was busy following her around like a little lost sheep. Le sigh. Where have all the real men gone??? We’re not entirely sold on this relationship despite their constant cuddling and lingering looks of passion. Vampires and vampire hunters just don’t mix!!! However, this will prove to be one hella interesting break-up!!! Oh, don’t roll your eyes! You know you’re thinking it too!

The Gov Kitty was overheard in an adorable conversation with the adorable Amber as she tended the bar! Kitty told Amber that she’s much more the type to find a good guy and settle down rather than to become a Helston no matter how many make-overs Kitty gives her. We agree! Amber needs a good man!

…Once Tass showed, however, The Gov only had eyes for him! It’s almost cute how into each other they are! It doesn’t even turn our stomach!

Jury’s still out on whether or not we like Atalanta. She’s cute, sure…. but we’re taking a wait and see approach on her personality. However, she does seem to have good taste! She was spotted hanging out with the well-mannered Locke. He’s a bit of an odd looking elf but he’s actually starting to grow on us! We HEART a good set of manners! She listened attentively as he discussed his newest hobby — the Duel of Fists!

Phillipe was seen sulking at the bar that night as well. It turns out that his little AJ has up and left. We saw this one coming!!! She’s the love ‘em and leave ‘em sort. Poor Phillipe. We think he should make a move on Soerl’s girl, Savannah. Those two would make such a cute little couple!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, who at this time we’re almost certain is a succubus, was spotted with yet ANOTHER man! This girl goes through men like some women go through cans of hairspray. Use them, abuse them, toss them in the trash!!! The newest one to enter her cross hairs isn’t even that good-looking. Our sources say his name is Anastas and we just don’t know WHAT she sees in him!

In the Outback, Gavin was NOT looking happy when DoD-er PJ was seen in close proximity to Sexy Sartan. The conversation certainly didn’t appear improper even to our sources who are often accused of seeing something randy when there’s nothing to be seen! Yet, Gavin did not seem to like the fact that Sartan was whispering to his girl. Our question??? Since when did Gavin and PJ hook up again??? Needless to say, it seems this couple is back in jealous action!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit better but we’re still QUITE worried about her!!! This girl needs an intervention FAST!!! She was chatting with DoD-er Rena who has been busy helping the girls over at Stitch with their expansion project. Thankfully, Koy didn’t fight but instead curled up on a ball on the couch and fell asleep. That’s what she really needs. Well, sleep and a really good therapist!

On the shores of Twilight Island, Keeper of Fire Bran was seen looking none to happy that a newcomer named Ghranit called him a “magical newt”. He insisted he was a “LizardMAN”! Topaz and DoD-er Rena found the comment quite funny even if Bran didn’t appreciate it! We’ve got to agree!!!

Posted: November 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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