We hear that Booze Sister TRASH-tastic Jade was in the Red Dragon Inn last night discussing her upcoming nuptials!How many different weddings to different men has this woman planned now??? She’s becoming such a expert on wedding planning that she should just enter the industry and make some money off of her well-practiced skills! We hear that the TRASH-tastic one told Psycho Skid and Lana that she is wearing a white dress on her big day. Oh, reaaaaally? Isn’t that just a slap in the face of tradition? Or does she really think there’s a soul in this city that would believe her to be a virginal bride? Ha!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee found herself a new young admirer… evidently this one is QUITE young! We’re told he isn’t even ten years old yet. Iiiiiinteresting. We always knew SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee liked her men young but that’s some serious cradle robbing! Her young friend was quite possessive of the beauty and was assuring the patrons that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee would someday be his bride. Kids these days….

Wow! Quite a few of the formerly beautiful women of RhyDin are rolling around here like BLOATED WHALES!!! Case in point, AJ was seen in the Inn last night looking incredibly pregnant. Isn’t it about time she popped??? We can’t wait to see what her little munchkin looks like. We hear that she was looking QUITE uncomfortable. Poor thing!

There was some sort of commotion later in the evening that left HAWTIE Bachelor Antonio injured! No worries as there were quite a few single women in the Inn at the time and we know that they’d never let such a sexy, wealthy, sophisticated man go down! We hear that it was Maranya who stepped in to patch up H.B. Antonio’s wounds with Chief Mischief Maker Eless looking on. We’re still not entirely convinced through their friendly demeanor that there isn’t some delicious love triangle playing out behind the scenes!

….However, we have heard that our dear, sweet C.M.M Eless was overheard this past weekend saying that if yours truly really wanted to see her married then we should marry her ourselves! Was that a proposal??? WE ACCEPT, OF COURSE!

OMG! OMG! Was that truly Cowboy Jake that was spotted last night in the Outback with Hawtie Hodge??? If so, we love that combination! We don’t have any other details other than the pair entered together. Cowboy Jake has certainly had hung his cowboy hat on the bed posts of numerous fine female specimens so we certainly wouldn’t put it past him!

Posted: November 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that Lucky Lang was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn last night and, unfortunately, he was without this new girl that we hear has caught his eye. We’re very disappointed to admit that we still do not have a name for this mystery lovey but we will NEVER give up! He was telling some young man new to the city that one must watch who one sleeps with in this city as some women here seem to be able to get pregnant just by looking at them. We love Lucky Lang handing out such classy advice on women. It’s too bad the Oracle went under! He should get his own article!

Speaking of women troubles, we hear that Maranya was giving him an awfuly difficult time. She’s certainly a little tease! Although, we still believe she’s trying to get her claws into Antonio. We wouldn’t trust this chick as far as we could throw her! She seems like TOTAL TROUBLE!

OMG! OMG! OMG! We totally HEART Den Mama Sid! She threw aside her protective ways and was laying some sinfully delicious lip locks with some of RhyDin’s HAWTEST females! Women-on-women action makes even us droooooool. We can hear every man in RhyDin collectively sighing in disappointment that they missed that! Let us give you a huuuuuge hint, men. Never EVER miss one of Den Mama Sid’s shifts. You just never know what might go down!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard teasing Chief Mischief Maker Eless about her lack of “companionship” for the evening. We must agree! It’s been quite some time since our dear sweet Eless had her tragic lack of a wedding. Isn’t it about time that she pick another??? What happened to her flirtation with Passion-Filled Antonio??? We believed those two to be utterly PERFECT together. It’s time for Eless to find another, have a fabulous wedding (it’s been too long since this place has had a fabulous affair), and make some pretty little babies!

We hear that Tormay was downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena calling duels Saturday night. Who is Tormay, you ask??? He’s only Topaz’s son and Taneth’s little love muffin! No lie! It seems that Taneth’s taken quite a liking to the Swords’ baron. We also hear that in honor of his mother (the former baroness of Dragon’s Gate), Tormay has reopened the dueling museum! Iiiiiinteresting! We’re definitely keeping an eye on this young mover and shaker!

Posted: November 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that Lucky Lang was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn last night reassuring some young woman that he certainly not good daddy material! Well, we’re sure all the lovely ladies that he’s currently leading on will be bummed to hear that…. or perhaps they’re already well aware of his lack of fatherly skillz and are more interested in some other, uh, asset that we just don’t know about. We’ll have to look into that one!

Speaking of ladies’ men, Antonio was behind the bar for his usual shift and the ladies were lining up for his Passion. We hear that Maranya even described herself as “desperate” for it. Whoooooaaaa! We have been working hard to get some juicy dirt on this new chick and we have come up with a couple nuggets. Our sources tell us that she’s a doctor and she’s been keeping quite a bit of company with our resident businessman. In fact, a number of those lovely dresses she’s been wearing have been made of the fine quality silk that Antonio halks. We’re not buying that Antonio’s serious about this one, however. He’s still busy sewing those wild oats!

Now there are these rampant rumors of some sort of wild jello attack. Our sources swear up and down that right before midnight the Inn was absolutely infested with jello…. beings?!?! We don’t know. We’ll leave that one up to you all. This is RhyDin — the abnormal reigns and the insane is the probable.

Posted: October 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Well, we’re certainly getting an idea of who the hot, young bachelorettes are these days! Wisper seems to rank pretty high on that list. She certainly doesn’t fit the traditional idea of beauty but that hasn’t stopped the men of this town from flocking to her. Although a couple nights ago she was seen rubbing elbows with Lucky Lang, last night she had a new escort at her side. We’re unsure of his name but he’s a tall, odd-looking man himself. According to our sources there certainly seemed to be some chemistry there!

Crazy Train Tara made her usual sort of entrance Monday night. We’re told that when she came prancing in, she was in quite the foul mood! It seems that her latest in a long line of star crossed marriages is starting to falter. Wow. Now that’s a shocker, huh? SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee and the equally sympathetic Psycho Skid were on hand to listen to her complain about her husband, “the IDIOT”.

The conversation came to a quick halt when the wonderful Therapist Chryrie arrived! It’s great to see her happy and healthy! The crowd was deliriously happy at her arrival and C.T. Tara cornered her to complain about gnomes. Now Therapist Chryrie is the best unofficial head shrink in the city. Isn’t there anything that she can do for C.T. Tara?

It appears not for while Chryrie got distracted by Antonio and his “passion” (is his goal to bed every woman in RhyDin?), C.T. Tara laid into some redheaded chick named Manda for calling Anubis “crazy”. We think “crazy” might be a wee bit of an understatement! Unfortunately before the Inn was witnessed to a redhead chick fight, Daniel DeAuster stepped in to calm the situation down. Now typically we love the Divine Mr. D… but come on??? What sort of man breaks up a chick fight??? Throw a bucket of mud on in, pop yourself some popcorn, and sit back to enjoy the show!

In the Outback, the formerly pregnant Rory (who we hear had a girl a couple months back) was commiserating with the currently pregnant DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! We love the little ones!  We think Koy will be an excellent mommy! And super stylish to boot! They just MUST have a girl! A fabulous, fabulous little girl. SUUUUPER Des was there on duty and joined in on the mommy talk. Are we the only ones wondering when she’s going to pop out another??? The party was broken up when SMOKIN’ Sartan came to collect his wife and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt made the unwise move of again bringing up having Koy give birth on a spaceship. He really should just give that up!

While the Outback seemed to be the place of old married couples last night, there was one interesting pairing of singles at the bar! We’re told that Big Britches Erin and Bad Boy Darren were spending an awful lot of time together. In fact, she was even seen holding his hand! Good Lord! What have we missed???

Posted: October 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It seems that in our absence SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee has become even more faaaaabulous! As always the men were drinking in those gorgeous legs and fantastic butt! WORK IT, GIRL!!! We’re told she chatted up some fine young men but was careful not to give any one too much attention. She still knows how to play the field!

Maybe Lucky Lang isn’t as loyal to DoD-er Rena as we originally thought! He was seen in the Inn last night chatting up an interesting young woman named Wisper. Now Wisper’s certainly no by-the-book kind of girl we’re told! She’s got blue-black hair and a bit more provacative style of dress than does Rena. However, Lang did always like ALL types of women. We’re not surprised at all!

Oh, Antonio, Antonio! What will we do with you??? It seems that with time Antonio’s charm is only improving! He’s certainly a ladies’ man! He was spotted on Sunday night chatting up to fine forms of the female species — Sylvia and her friend, Kyieri. We’re told that Sylvia was overheard telling Antonio that the little elf is quite the talent with music and is even a good poetess! A romantic, fun-loving soul after Antonio’s own heart??? We hope he wasn’t too busy to notice the pretty little thing as it seems there were quite a few women who were splitting his attention. Our sources say that a smart-dressed blonded named Maranya had some spicey comments about Antonio’s “passion” and he was even spotted in a full blown liplock with Crazy Train Tara!!! Antonio’s a blog entry in and of himself these days!!!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy seemed to have one of those pregnancy-induced meltdowns last night in the Annex much to the chagrin of her husband, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt. We’ve been witnessed to quite a few meltdowns like those over the years. After all we do have QUITE a few nieces and nephews! The last month of a pregnancy is miserable…. and we’re sure it’s hell on the pregnant woman as well! Anyway, The Gov made the silly move of suggesting that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy have the baby on some spaceship with a pretty serious medical department. Considering how DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy feels about space and motorized vehicles, we’re not willing to put money on The Gov being able to change her mind!

We hear that Taneth was able to difuse the situation with her wonderful peppiness. The Gov should keep Taneth around for the next month because with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy’s temper and ability to back up said temper, he’s going to need ALL the help he can get!!!

Posted: October 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources spotted Doc Eva in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night for the first time in quite a while!!! She actually seemed to be doing fairly well despite the drama of that particular Saturday night a couple weeks back. She was seen smiling and chatting with Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena. When Potter Piper questioned her as to where she’d been, Doc Eva dismissed her absence by saying that she’d been visiting family to celebrate the birth of her sister-in-law’s new little one. So what do you think??? Do you buy her story or do you think she left town to get over the Tiny Tucker drama??? Yep, we think so too!!!

Doc Eva also spent some time at the bar chatting with Brale Brother Baker who seemed to be relatively behaving himself. She apologized for nearly puking on his shoes some days before but he didn’t seem the least bit concerned. There didn’t appear to be any alcohol in Doc Eva’s cup Sunday night, though! We hear that she was just nursing a cup of coffee. Very, very odd! Who spends time with B.B. Baker without drinking???

Crazy Train Tara was seen stalking around the Inn, sticking her head up the chimney, and straining to hear…. something. Evidently she was convinced some monster was coming to eat them all and was completely confused as to why she was the only one to hear it. We have a clue for her — BECAUSE IT’S IN YOUR HEAD, DEAR!!! This girl’s mind seems to be a very very scary place.

What do you know??? Chief Mischief Maker Eless was behind the bar for an unscheduled shift and guess who showed up for a drink! Yeeeeep, you’ve got it. Antonio! We hear that he wasn’t there for Eless, though, but for Potter Piper! It seems that he needed to delivery a pendant to Potter Piper that she ordered. We hear the jewelry was ABSOLUTELY STUNNING, by the way. But who would ever doubt Antonio’s taste??? After all, look at who he chooses to spend his time with!

Awesome Alain certainly has his hands in a lot of different investments! He’s becoming quite the little entrepreneur! He was seen chatting with DoD-er Rena at the bar, attempting to convince her to invest the DoD money that she controls in a soda company that he wishes to open. A non-alcoholic beverage??? Is he serious??? Craaaaazy! We usually think that Awesome Alain is spot on but do people in this city really drink non-alcoholic beverages besides coffee and tea???

S’jira looked downright FAAAABULOUS in a gorgeous red silk number we hear! In fact, not only could Head Pussy Panther not tear his eyes away from her but even many of the women in the Inn were complimenting her on the outfit. Let’s be honest, though, that woman could make a potato sack look like good! She’s stunning! We love how head over heels Head Pussy Panther is over this woman! Adorable!

Posted: May 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It’s hard to dislike Tiny Tucker! He was spotted making a drink for S’jira while off duty and chatting quietly with the lovely lady until Head Pussy Panther arrived. Perhaps we bought into the overdramatic hype over the time she’s been spending with Aaric as of late juuuuust a wee bit but she and Head Pussy Panther were definitely still very much on Saturday night! The pair were seen embracing and whispering lovingly to one another. We’re glad that our worries were for naught!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless seems quite excited for Monday’s kite flying contest. She and Sylvia discussed it at length as they hung out at the bar with sexy Den Mama Sid who seemed a bit more normal (or at least normal for her). Certainly not a shocker was their companion for the evening — Antonio! He was seen leaning in to whisper in C.M.M. Elessaria’s ear and we hear that whatever the comment was it did cause her to blush. Adorable!

Later into the night C.M.M. Eless was joined by her former hubby-to-be, Bad Boy Wil! Crazy, no??? Rumor has it that these two have NOT been getting along since Eless was MIA for their wedding and Bad Boy Wil called off their relationship! Yet, there he was chatting pleasantly with her about her sudden fascination with kite flying. We so do not know what to think about that at all!

Say it ain’t so! We hear that Crazy Train Tara’s newest hubby, Vasaris, was overjoyed when he strutted his way into the Inn. The news that had him so excited??? Crazy Train Tara is pregnant!!! OMG!!! You’ve got to be kidding us! Is there no hope for this city at all??? We sure hope this is some sort of sick joke but we fear it is not! Only time will tell. We wonder what exactly the gestational period for crazy vampires and odd princes is.

There just isn’t a leash tight enough to keep Awesome Alain down!!! We don’t blame him, though. The ladies just flock to him! It’s insane! He was seen hanging out at the bar with a gorgeous, dangerous looking mystery woman. In fact, we hear that he wished for a bit more privacy so he was seen escorting her to a private booth. Iiiiiinteresting.

While Awesome Alain was getting to know that mystery woman a bit better, his maybe/possibly/kind of girlfriend, Twin Spice, was juuuust downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena flirting it up with her ex, Mini-Franker Cor! Although, she did decline a date with another patron stating that she didn’t believe Alain would approve, she and Mini-Franker Cor appeared awfully chummy throughout the night. Even Warrior Princess Trin seems quite interested in hooking these two up! She’ll be happy to know that they were overheard making plans for the following evening.

Warrior Princess Trin was up to quite a bit of trouble actually! Between duels not only did she find time to encourage Twin Spice to kiss Mini-Franker Cor (which did not happen) but she also was seen blowing into Jay’s ear in an attempt to wake him while he slept with his head on a table. It seems that Jay had a glove that belonged to W.P. Trin’s young friend, Loxley, and Loxley wanted it back. Therefore, W.P. Trin decided that the best thing to do would be tickling Jay into submission! We hear that Jay easily gave up the glove. You don’t mess with W.P. Trin evidently!

Posted: May 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The bar of the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet in the early hours of Friday evening which gave Antonio several moments to catch up with Sylvia. We hear that he was busy describing just how fabulous his gardens are! Therapist Chryrie tends to them and they are open to the public. There are even several different climate-controlled environments and many rare plants from his travels! It sounds absolutely amazing and we sure hope that we can visit it sometime very soon!

Sylvia’s attention was diverted from hearing of the gardens as soon as Hudson headed on in. The Hud seemed keen on spending some time with the lovely lady as well! Our sources tell us that Sylvia spent a while teaching The Hud how to play darts. These two are absolutely adorable together!

We hear Crazy Train Tara was all upset Friday night but our sources never could determine the exact cause. They believe it had something to do with Anubis but we’re never fully certain. Geez, geez, geez! It’s Anubis! Her “sister and brother”, Cieara and Daniel, attempted to console her but we hear that C.T. Tara was pretty teary-eyed ALL NIGHT LONG! You’ve really got to be kidding us!

Ohz Noz, kids! We hear that Brale Brother Baker was overheard attempting to explain brale to the sweet tender on duty, Soran. Evidently Soran wasn’t feeling the part in which he told her to “expose a breast” of her choice for him to dip in the ale. Lordy, Lordy! Soran wasted no time in pouring that ale over B.B. Baker’s head! What a nut!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Jay and Kazzy were being their odd selves. These two seemed awfully chummy, though! Could their be something there??? We suppose even crazy people need love. These two are certainly a bit on the crazy side!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It seems that the fight for custody is STILL going on between Psycho Skid and Booze Sis Hina! Ren was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn lecturing Psycho Skid about the need for a boy to spend time with his mother. Ugh! Isn’t it time for Psycho Skid and B.S. Hina to enter into some sort of mediation??? This fight has been going on for far too long and it can’t be good for the boy!!! Get it together, kids!

After Psycho Skid vacated the Inn it was a full on Booze Sister party! Booze Sis Hina twiddled her thumbs as she waited for Frat Boy Quinn to show…. which he never did. TRASH-tastic Jade actually TURNED DOWN Lang’s offer to bend her over the bar and spank her, saying that her “boyfriend” would be pissed! We wonder if he’ll be equally pissed about the guy she was macking on several days before. And even Booze Sis Mack was there with her new man whose name we hear is Wyatt. We hear that this guy’s tamed her ways a bit. We’ll certainly have to keep an eye open for that!

It seems that Booze Sis Hina isn’t the only one of these girls having custody issues! She was later overheard discussing TRASH-tastic Jade’s situation with her. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her baby’s “daddy”, Michale, had it out over custody as well! Jade has banned him from seeing their little girl. With the mess that Hina’s currently going through, the topic so upset B.S. Hina that she ended up storming out of the Inn in the middle of the conversation! Smooth move, TRASH-tastic One! Does she think about anyone outside herself??? Poor Booze Sis Hina. How did she get wrapped up with these nut jobs???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard saying that her new husband wants her pregnant. ZOMG! Please say it ain’t so! These two certainly should not be allowed to reproduce. The thought of having children was secondary of course to C.T. Tara’s goal to find a way into the bed of Anubis! Seriously, we’re just waiting for the day when his crazy wife shows up and GOES OFF!!!

Speaking of C.T. Tara, she was none to happy with Ranger Hawk! It seems that he and Amthy stumbled on a particularly grisly scene and she was a bit upset that he hadn’t shielded her from it. We hear that Amthy was quite upset! Hawk, Hawk, Hawk! Even we now know Forsaken Blade Rule Number One!!! You’ve got to read our blog (or the printed version) and stay informed!

What in the world?!?!? Is Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert no more??? Who is this strange man in his place??? Robert was seen looking quite clean and fresh Wednesday night. He even had toned down his act drastically, saying that he does not engage in orgies anymore as he has turned over a new leaf! We are shocked! So was Chief Mischief Maker Eless whom he asked to sniff him to make sure he was smelling nice. We’re dying to know what lady (because you know it HAS to be a lady) that has struck him so deeply that he’d change his ways!!!

Two of our absolute favorites — S’jira and Aaric — were seen chatting quietly by the hearth. We can see how these two would get along swimmingly but we will not buy into any of the seedier reports that there may have been some chemistry between the pair! S’jira seems so head-over-heels about Head Pussy Panther and, last we heard, Aaric was getting ready to live in sin with the lovely Caitlin. Still, though, what we wouldn’t give to be a third in that conversation! We’re sure it was deliciously polite and refined!

Perhaps rumors of Taneth’s personality change were false! Or perhaps it was merely a woman that looked a great deal like her! We hear that she was acting perfectly Taneth-like in the Inn while eating fruit dipped in cream and discussing dancing with the lovely Cieara. Both ladies also noticed the change in Robert’s appearance and complimented him on it! Robert was even able to manage polite conversation with the ladies! Could it be one of them that has captured his heart???

The flirting between Antonio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless is really just delightful! The pair were at it again, we hear, late into the night as they sat and chatted together. The chemistry is only building between these two and we’re sure that very soon they’ll be a delicious explosion of it!!! Can’t deny the spring time romance bug!!! This is gearing up to be one hot, sizzling summer!

News of Jesse’s return was the talk of the Outback Wednesday night! Warlizard and Baron of Battlefield Park Bran was overheard telling Luscious Lydia all about Jesse’s massive ego. In fact, he said that Jesse makes SMOKIN’ Sartan “look like a boy ssscout”! Even Luscious Lydia had to agree that it sounded a bit scary…. Of course, the topic didn’t linger on her mind very long. Instead, she started talking about how humble Cute Single Dad Bane is despite having also won a Diamond. Gag me now, Lydibane!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that crazy girl Kazzy was planning the demise of someone or another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! She was overheard telling Grem and PAARTY Girl Atalanta that she wanted to trick someone in drinking toilet water from the Inn as there wouldn’t just be the gross factor but also a possibility of becoming pregnant. Ew! We really can’t even think about this for too long because it turns our stomach!

It seems the woman who invoked her ire was a young blonde named Lizzie and when she arrived Kazzy made a show of threatening Lizzie’s “close friend” Daniel in order to get what she wanted. What did Kazzy want? A baseball bat evidently. We’re told she uses the bat for dueling. Maybe this Kazzy girl is a Graziano. Sure would explain a lot, huh???

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar a bit later into the night offering PAARTY Girl Atalanta a full time gig that would include a number of duties such as tending at his bar and doing a bit of housecleaning! OMG! Come on! You’re thinking it too! You know you are! Awesome Alain is dirty, dirty dog! Just how quickly do you think he’s going to have PAARTY Girl Atalanta scrubbing his floors in a French maid costume??? What we wouldn’t do for pictures of THAT!!! Better keep an eye on your girl, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke!

Another night in the Inn equals another night of Antonio flirting it up with the ladies! Of course, Chief Mischief Maker Eless was among the bunch that also included the lovely Sylvia and Potter Piper! As a brawl erupted in the Inn, the ladies and their hunky companion decided to take a walk elsewhere. We’re still entirely convinced that there is some major chemistry between Antonio and C.M.M. Eless! We’re dyyyying to see where it leads!

We hear that Taneth was spotted in the Inn late into the night acting quite strangely! She was seen scowling at patrons and overheard muttering angrily to herself. Wowzers!!! We asked our sources several times if they were sure that it was her and they’ve sworn up and down that it was. She was even rude to Tass when he attempted to find out what was up, telling him to go away! We sure hope she’s okay!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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