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OMG x 3 Tuesday!

Our sources tell us that Crazy Train Tara was NOT in a good mood Tuesday night when she was seen hanging out with the always lovely Cieara in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re not quite sure what had her in such a tizzy. We hear that she talked in low tones and was seen loving on that snake of her’s. Have we mentioned lately how much that girl freaks us out??? Scary! And we HATE snakes!!!

A visit from Bodacious Brian cheered her up a bit… and why wouldn’t it??? He’s definite one fine hunk of man meat! We hear that he was being quite sweet to dear, insane Tara and had her smiling within minutes. What a total hawtie he is!!! Not only did he turn C.T. Tara’s frown upside down but he was seen giving Taneth a big hug as well! Taneth seemed absolutely thrilled to see him!

OMG! OMG! OMG! Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva in the same room??? Although, the possibility for fantastic drama was crackling in the air, the fireworks NEVER came! Tiny Tucker was tending bar and even got Eva a drink while she sat at the bar reading a newspaper. However, they BARELY spoke! Can you say “awkward”???

Crazy Train Tara’s mood improved even further once Anubis walked through the door! Really, it’s a shame how deeply she’s fallen for him. Women are ridiculous! We hear that she was even looking a mighty bit jealous when PAARTY Girl Chase approached the table that she and Anubis were seated at to have a discussion with him. However, that does beg the question — what in the world could PAARTY Girl Chase have to talk to Anubis about??? We hear that C.T. Tara was so angry over the conference that she actually stormed off! PAARTY Girl Chase better watch her back! She likes taken men but we wouldn’t mess with a man that ALREADY has both a scary demonic wife and a crazy vampire for a mistress!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback Tuesday night under the watchful eye of hubby (and perhaps baby’s daddy?) the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! There’s still no OFFICIAL word as to whether or not she’s knocked up or just waaaay behind in getting her bod ready for bathing suit season. We’re strongly thinking that she’s got a bun in the oven, though! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen talking with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke who had some questions about the fashion industry. Evidently, he’s looking for an internship in men’s fashion! FAAAABULOUS! We think he’d be great!

A Garden of a Friday!

The bar of the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet in the early hours of Friday evening which gave Antonio several moments to catch up with Sylvia. We hear that he was busy describing just how fabulous his gardens are! Therapist Chryrie tends to them and they are open to the public. There are even several different climate-controlled environments and many rare plants from his travels! It sounds absolutely amazing and we sure hope that we can visit it sometime very soon!

Sylvia’s attention was diverted from hearing of the gardens as soon as Hudson headed on in. The Hud seemed keen on spending some time with the lovely lady as well! Our sources tell us that Sylvia spent a while teaching The Hud how to play darts. These two are absolutely adorable together!

We hear Crazy Train Tara was all upset Friday night but our sources never could determine the exact cause. They believe it had something to do with Anubis but we’re never fully certain. Geez, geez, geez! It’s Anubis! Her “sister and brother”, Cieara and Daniel, attempted to console her but we hear that C.T. Tara was pretty teary-eyed ALL NIGHT LONG! You’ve really got to be kidding us!

Ohz Noz, kids! We hear that Brale Brother Baker was overheard attempting to explain brale to the sweet tender on duty, Soran. Evidently Soran wasn’t feeling the part in which he told her to “expose a breast” of her choice for him to dip in the ale. Lordy, Lordy! Soran wasted no time in pouring that ale over B.B. Baker’s head! What a nut!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Jay and Kazzy were being their odd selves. These two seemed awfully chummy, though! Could their be something there??? We suppose even crazy people need love. These two are certainly a bit on the crazy side!

Spring Romance Bug Wednesday!

It seems that the fight for custody is STILL going on between Psycho Skid and Booze Sis Hina! Ren was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn lecturing Psycho Skid about the need for a boy to spend time with his mother. Ugh! Isn’t it time for Psycho Skid and B.S. Hina to enter into some sort of mediation??? This fight has been going on for far too long and it can’t be good for the boy!!! Get it together, kids!

After Psycho Skid vacated the Inn it was a full on Booze Sister party! Booze Sis Hina twiddled her thumbs as she waited for Frat Boy Quinn to show…. which he never did. TRASH-tastic Jade actually TURNED DOWN Lang’s offer to bend her over the bar and spank her, saying that her “boyfriend” would be pissed! We wonder if he’ll be equally pissed about the guy she was macking on several days before. And even Booze Sis Mack was there with her new man whose name we hear is Wyatt. We hear that this guy’s tamed her ways a bit. We’ll certainly have to keep an eye open for that!

It seems that Booze Sis Hina isn’t the only one of these girls having custody issues! She was later overheard discussing TRASH-tastic Jade’s situation with her. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her baby’s “daddy”, Michale, had it out over custody as well! Jade has banned him from seeing their little girl. With the mess that Hina’s currently going through, the topic so upset B.S. Hina that she ended up storming out of the Inn in the middle of the conversation! Smooth move, TRASH-tastic One! Does she think about anyone outside herself??? Poor Booze Sis Hina. How did she get wrapped up with these nut jobs???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard saying that her new husband wants her pregnant. ZOMG! Please say it ain’t so! These two certainly should not be allowed to reproduce. The thought of having children was secondary of course to C.T. Tara’s goal to find a way into the bed of Anubis! Seriously, we’re just waiting for the day when his crazy wife shows up and GOES OFF!!!

Speaking of C.T. Tara, she was none to happy with Ranger Hawk! It seems that he and Amthy stumbled on a particularly grisly scene and she was a bit upset that he hadn’t shielded her from it. We hear that Amthy was quite upset! Hawk, Hawk, Hawk! Even we now know Forsaken Blade Rule Number One!!! You’ve got to read our blog (or the printed version) and stay informed!

What in the world?!?!? Is Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert no more??? Who is this strange man in his place??? Robert was seen looking quite clean and fresh Wednesday night. He even had toned down his act drastically, saying that he does not engage in orgies anymore as he has turned over a new leaf! We are shocked! So was Chief Mischief Maker Eless whom he asked to sniff him to make sure he was smelling nice. We’re dying to know what lady (because you know it HAS to be a lady) that has struck him so deeply that he’d change his ways!!!

Two of our absolute favorites — S’jira and Aaric — were seen chatting quietly by the hearth. We can see how these two would get along swimmingly but we will not buy into any of the seedier reports that there may have been some chemistry between the pair! S’jira seems so head-over-heels about Head Pussy Panther and, last we heard, Aaric was getting ready to live in sin with the lovely Caitlin. Still, though, what we wouldn’t give to be a third in that conversation! We’re sure it was deliciously polite and refined!

Perhaps rumors of Taneth’s personality change were false! Or perhaps it was merely a woman that looked a great deal like her! We hear that she was acting perfectly Taneth-like in the Inn while eating fruit dipped in cream and discussing dancing with the lovely Cieara. Both ladies also noticed the change in Robert’s appearance and complimented him on it! Robert was even able to manage polite conversation with the ladies! Could it be one of them that has captured his heart???

The flirting between Antonio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless is really just delightful! The pair were at it again, we hear, late into the night as they sat and chatted together. The chemistry is only building between these two and we’re sure that very soon they’ll be a delicious explosion of it!!! Can’t deny the spring time romance bug!!! This is gearing up to be one hot, sizzling summer!

News of Jesse’s return was the talk of the Outback Wednesday night! Warlizard and Baron of Battlefield Park Bran was overheard telling Luscious Lydia all about Jesse’s massive ego. In fact, he said that Jesse makes SMOKIN’ Sartan “look like a boy ssscout”! Even Luscious Lydia had to agree that it sounded a bit scary…. Of course, the topic didn’t linger on her mind very long. Instead, she started talking about how humble Cute Single Dad Bane is despite having also won a Diamond. Gag me now, Lydibane!

Rollie Pollie Sunday!

Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Still One of the Best in the Business Thursday!

Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Go Fly A Kite Wednesday!

Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen hanging out with his equally well-dressed friend, Seliandre, at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! The pair were looking suave over their drinks. HAWT STUFF! Unfortunately, our source that speaks elven was not present so much of what was overheard was not understood. Such a bummer, though! We’re sure they were dishing out FABULOUS fashion knowledge!

Brale Brother Baker never gives up hope that one day he’ll be able to bed one of the classiest ladies in RhyDin! Tuesday night it was Sylvia who had his attention. He even gave Jolyon a dirty look when he interrupted their discussion! In the end it was Jolyon who accompanied Sylvia out for a walk! Don’t feel too bad for Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve showed up just in time to distract him with her fine assets and mass quantities of ale!

The new bride Crazy Train Tara wasn’t enjoying her first full day of wedded bless with her new hubby but was instead seen threatening to kidnap Grem until he starts liking her! Well…. that’s one way to do things we suppose! We think that Grem should just pretend to like C.T. Tara at this point. Her new husband seems even crazier than she does. He may kidnap Grem on a whim just to try to please his new bride!

Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve, Head Pussy Panther, and Potter Piper were all in witty moods! When Potter Piper started talking about squeezable breasts, Head Pussy Panther was quick to point out that Potter Piper herself has quite the squeezable set!!! It’s the truth! DoD-er Eve was so impressed with his statement that she gave him a high five before returning to talking to Potter Piper about how Brale Brother Baker likes his brale. We can’t decide who is more trouble at this point — Brale Brother Baker or DoD-er Eve!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were seen holding hands and having an intimate conversation at a booth together! The pair definitely seems to be getting close but both seem to have wandering eyes. We’re so not sold that this is a lasting relationship rather than a convenient hook-up! She was overheard making an interesting reference to cleaning his gun for him as she left the booth. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one of his guns she was referring to! Naughty, naughty girl!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her cohorts, DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper, are quite interested in kite flying! It seems like an odd hobby for lovely young ladies but we suppose there is certainly worse trouble they could get into. Unfortunately, the innocent conversation was thrown by the wayside when the three women were joined by Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert! We’re still pretty sure he actually believes that if he bothers them enough, they’ll eventually wear down and sleep with him. Lord, we hope he’s not right!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was getting a hard time from an unknown drunk as were several other patrons late into the night. P.G. Atalanta was holding her own but there was certainly a bit of anger in Locke’s tone when he told him to take his attitude outside. Poor Locke was having a heck of a time behind the bar trying to keep chaos from spreading…. but we think he was particularly angry with the man giving PAARTY Girl Atalanta a hard time! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s got STELLAR taste in clothes but his taste in women is definitely questionable at best!

Krazy Kitty was a little…. less than pleased to hear that Crazy Train Tara was married again and in particular who she had married! She was quite blunt in telling Antonio, with Crazy Train Tara within earshot, just how little she thought of the prince. We doubt that Crazy Train Tara cares all that much. Poor Krazy Kitty. She must have enough trouble reigning in her friends and family! We have no idea how she survived a year as governor!

Wyh Not and Hodge were overheard discussing the Madness Tournament in the Inn late into the night! It seems both are hoping that Joex takes the title. We can’t help but agree! He’s definitely a fantastic rising star! Anubis overheard the conversation and took exception to the ladies rooting against him. Is he insane? Did he really believe they’d be in his corner? One person that certainly appears solidly in his corner is Crazy Train Tara! She had all eyes on him! Thinking of cheating so soon, C.T. Tara??? That’s got to be some sort of record!

Talon of Redwin Tournament!

The Talon of Redwin Tournament, in honor of the GREAT former Overlord Siera Redwin, is the perfect time to witness some of the Arena’s hottest new talent go head-to-head! To make it even better the tournament is sponsored by Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew! The Arena’s hottest young talent dueling their hearts out + the title holders watching for their new competition + Badsiders flowing freely = an excellent night of drama!

We find it slightly amusing that while Crazy Train Tara was upstairs getting married, Anubis was down in the Annex watching the tournament! It’s all the more amusing because Anubis constantly degrades the tournament! Perhaps he should have skipped it if he finds it so horribly boring and paid a little closer attention to C.T. Tara…. or perhaps he isn’t that into C.T. Tara. Anubis is supposedly married, after all! We have a feeling there’s a lot more drama buried in this.

Venom Vinny was really unhappy during his match against The Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Evidently, while ahead by several points, the Pathfinder opal assisted Matt in avoiding Venom Vinny’s attack. Venom Vinny rightly said that if he wasn’t allowed to us his magic in the swords’ rings then Matt should not be allowed to use Pathfinder. MAN-tastic Matt said that he had no control over the opal and Venom Vinny scoffed at his inability to control Pathfinder. MAJOR! We hate to agree with Venom Vinny but…. he’s RIGHT! We don’t know what’s scarier that The Gov MAN-tastic Matt is using Pathfinder so blantantly in a ring or that he claims to have no control over the opal!

Luscious Lydia was raring to go for this tournament! She definitely seems to have taken a liking to the dueling rings. It’s hard to imagine that she’s come to enjoy such a violent sport! She made it past the first several rounds but in the end didn’t have what it took to bring down The Gov MAN-tastic Matt either. Things got REALLY odd after the match! MAN-tastic Matt was overheard telling Luscious Lydia to stay away from his wife!!! OMG!!! Luscious Lydia was definitely confused as to what she might have done to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. So are we! Insane!

MAN-tastic Matt’s anger seemed to be just what he needed to clench victory! Without much trouble at all, he sailed through the competition to claim the title of this cycle’s Talon of Redwin!

Congratulations, MAN-tastic Matt!

Married on a Tuesday!

Luscious Lydia was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night looking prepared for the Talon of Redwin Tournament later that night! She looked almost fierce in her pale blue dress complete with a fighting staff and leather armor, including bracers and shin guards. Grem seemed a bit confused when he spotted her. We wonder if he’d even recognize the tough Lydia that’s been getting her groove on in the dueling rings as of late! She didn’t stick around long.

Shortly after arriving, she was seen slipping down the stairs with Warrior Princess Trinala who was also entered in the tournament. W.P. Trinala got a good luck kiss from her man, Silas, but it seems that he just wasn’t comfortable enough with the idea of watching his girlfriend bleed to accompany her. We don’t blame him! That’s got to be unsettling!

Grem certainly keeps company with a rotating bevel of beauties! Yet, he never seems all that interested in any one of them. He was seen hanging out with PAARTY Girl Atalanta Tuesday night. The pair chatted quietly and Atalanta was overheard saying that she likes whiskey. Oh, wow! WHAT A SHOCKER!!!! Didn’t we all figure out just how much she and Chase like alcohol MONTHS ago??? We’re sure that doesn’t comes as a surprise to anyone.

Jolyon is a bit of an odd bird, no? Interesting but odd. He was seen chatting with Mrs. DIVINE Storm and the lovely Sylvia at a table. It seems that the archaeologist is focusing his studies in RhyDin on the children born here. What a crazy topic that must be to study! Can you even imagine having to spend time with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell’s children for any length of time??? We think Jolyon should stick with his winery business and leave the child management to the more insane among us!

It’s been a while since Peredhil was seen in the Inn but he was indeed Tuesday night! He sat and had a drink with an antsy male friend who seemed more interested in getting out of there rather than enjoying his drink. Peredhil wouldn’t be rushed, though. We wonder exactly who he was hoping to run into. Could it be Piper? Maybe one of the Smith girls? His friend wasn’t nearly as restless once Miss Mercy joined their table. We think that Peredhil’s friend may have had a bit of a crush!

We may have gotten our answer as to whom Peredhil may have been hoping to run into later into the evening! He was seen in a booth having a pretty intimate conversation with the lovely Juliane! Could it be that he waited until Johnny was out of town on his honeymoon to make a move on his sister?!?! How FANTASTIC would that be!!! Alas, we cannot break that major news. The pair talked quietly into the night with no real signs of what the discussion might have been about. Major bummer!

So evidently Crazy Train Tara got a wedding proposition last night…. and it wasn’t from Mini-Franker Cor. Evidently, some servant of a prince proposed to Tara on behalf of the prince. WHAT?!?! Are you confused yet? We surely are! The GIGANTIC ruby she was offered as a sign of this engagement was evidently “drawn from the beating heart of the Fae-Queen”. Uh…. how romantic. Reduced to tears, Crazy Train Tara accepted the insane proposal! Daniel was also at the bar, throwing back drinks and being thoroughly amused by the proposal. He makes being naughty look soooo fine! His father, Lucius, was NOT nearly as amused when C.T. Tara introduced him to her hubby-to-be, a Prince Vasaris. Our sources feared blood shed for a split second but none came and the prince’s servant married the pair on the spot!!! And, that is that, Crazy Train Tara is married for a fiftieth time! We wonder how Mini-Franker Cor and Anubis feel about that!

Delicious Old Pervert Sunday!

We just KNEW Venom Vinny wouldn’t wait long before jumping right back into the dating game! He didn’t let a wedding band stop him from playing the game so did you really think he’d let a little heart break??? We hear the woman goes just by D but we don’t know a whole lot about her. She’s definitely the pretty sort — porcelain skin, dark hair, dark eyes, nice body. The pair were seen talking in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night but we’re not sure how serious to take this. We’ve got a feeling that Venom Vinny needs to spend some time sowing his wild oats!

Wow. Luscious Lydia is STILL trying to get rid of potatoes! Exactly what did she do??? She dropped some off at the Inn and was overheard attempting to convince Soerl to pick some up for his wife. Head Pussy Panther seemed a bit confused by the amount of potatoes she had left but before he could get too many details, his lovely S’jira showed up to distract him. She shared a meal and quiet conversation with her man. So adorable!

Teen Terror Alex waltzed her way back into the Inn for the first time in faaaaar too long! Man, how we missed her drama! Frenchie AJ and The Bum Philippe were hot on her little heels! Wouldn’t you keep hot on that little hellion’s heels if you were responsible for her? The girl is a mess and we love it! It was so good to see all three of them in the Inn. We hear that AJ’s been taking it easy with her pregnancy. Good for her!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she loved her as a sort of mother figure! OMG, girl is batty! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t too keen being seen as anyone’s mother! Crazy Train Tara was quite upset when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee refused to hug her but was mollified by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s offer to give her a portrait instead of a hug. Lordy, lordy.

So it seems that the Great Doc Eva mystery is solved! She was spotted in the bar having drinks with Izira and keeping a very low profile. Our sources believe that she may have been spotting some nasty bruising on part of her face but evidently she was doing her best to keep it hidden. What a shame! We sure hope that she’s okay! And we’re still wondering what the status of her relationship with Tiny Tucker is!

Krazy Kitty was stunned (and she wasn’t the only one) to spot DoD-er Rena wearing a dress in the Inn Sunday night for no apparent reason! DoD-er Rena definitely looked HAWT! DoD-er Rena reassured Krazy Kitty that she wouldn’t be making a habit of it and she’d be back in jeans the next day. We’re curious about what’s up with DoD-er Rena. We haven’t seen her boy toy in some time and she’s been looking pretty stellar the last couple of days. Could there be a new man that she’s trying to impress?

Grem seemed a bit preoccupied but he’s at least trying to test the waters it seems! He was seen chatting with Monica about his homeland which it appears Monica is from as well. Monica seemed definitely interested in the conversation while Grem seemed a tad bit detached. We wonder if he’s ever fully gotten over Luscious Lydia!

Lucky Lucien got stuck behind the bar working for all the lovely ladies who needed drinks. He didn’t seem to mind too much…. until he became the target of a drunk’s ire. He quickly defused the situation, though, and suggested that the man concentrate on his drink! We HEART Lucky Lucien — a gentleman but with just enough toughness to make him smoking HAWT!

Wearing his “Property of Des” apron, Gav took over for Lucky Lucien behind the bar for the late shift! The room certainly was hopping late into the night. There was lots of drinking and chatting but not a whole lot of gossip to report other than a Cieara sighting! She was seen keeping company with her father, Lucius, and Crazy Train Tara. We wonder what sort of trouble she’s been up to because she’s definitely been keeping her appearances scarce as of late!

Luscious Lydia didn’t keep her potato give away to the Inn! We hear that she was also down in the Annex for Fight Night attempting to give away the load! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was her unsuspecting victim and we have a feeling that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt will soon be coming into more potatoes than they can ever eat. Really, what in the world did Luscious Lydia do in that garden of hers??? The pair took their conversation into a ring much to DoD-er Koy’s delight!

Crazy Train Tara was also seen in the Annex catching up on some girl talk with Wyh Not! We’d love, love, love to know what that chat was about! We would assume with all Tara’s furtive glances towards Anubis, it was about the icky slaver. We sure hope that Wyh Not knocked some sense into her friend’s head! The pair cheered on some of their favorite from the sidelines, including Tass who stole good luck kisses from the ladies before he entered the ring. He’s such a delicious old pervert!

Shot To The Heart Thursday!

OMG! We knew that Awesome Alain was going to be trouble but we certainly didn’t know how much trouble! He was seen flirting pretty heavily with the brunette twin Spice Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn! In fact, the pair were caught kissing and seen sneaking upstairs to her room together. Did we say OMG??? We refuse to call these pair a couple yet, though! She is nearly just as shameless of a flirt as he is!

Bree is back in town and up to trouble! We have a soft spot for this one. She’s like walking blog material! She was seen catching up with Booze Sis Hina. In fact, Frat Boy Quinn arrived just before Bree was about to take off. She didn’t get an opportunity to really meet him but we’re sure that once she finds out the details Bree will straighten Booze Sis Hina out reeeeaaaal quick! She’s not the type to take crap from men or to let her friends take crap from men either!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard complaining to Izira about troublesome headaches that have been plaguing her since her return to RhyDin! She didn’t seem quite herself and we are definitely worried for her! We do hope she sees a doctor or a healer at some point very soon.

Crazy Train Tara was certainly up to her usual bit of…. well, insanity really. We hear that she was dressed in a black belly dancer’s garb and was showing off her thighs decorated with painted symbols! She’d evidently done all this for “Inpu”. Now it didn’t take a whole lot of research on the part of our interns (okay, well, maybe they had to work all night on it but a little hard work never killed them) to discover that “Inpu” is another name for “Anubis”. She even mentioned that her outfit was “tear-away” so that she may be easily accessible. In fact, she was overheard saying she wants to “worship” him! OMG! OMG! OMG! We are so dyyyying here! FANTASTIC STUFF!

Did Aaric’s pleas for Caitlin to remain in town work??? She was seen checking into the Inn Thursday night and a mystery patron helped her up the stairs with her bags. The pair seemed to have quite the chat and Caitlin was overheard asking the man if he’d seen Aaric recently. We do hope those two are able to patch things up! Such a lovely little couple they are!

Sometimes even we must laugh at Unwashed Pirate Stephen! He was overheard commenting on just how hot he is in the late hours. When Alysia set the record straight that he was, in fact, not hot, he told he would consider her opinion. He did consider her opinion. For three seconds. And then told her that she was wrong! Not only is he funny but he’s got a nice set of you-know-whats to stand up to Alysia! We’re far too much of a coward for that!

As if he wasn’t in enough trouble for being a smarty pants he then proceeded to SHOOT Crazy Train Tara!!! Now, truth be told, he knew it wasn’t going to kill her but discharging a weapon in the Inn certainly isn’t the way to stay on Santa’s “Nice” list! We have a feeling that may get him a stern lecture from Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and we’re not the only ones! Even Therapist Chryrie was warning him that he was in quite some trouble once she found out. Stephen made a speedy exit before Crazy Train Tara came around! So, we suppose that answers that question — he’s not suicidal, just stupid!