The Outback wasn’t the only dueling venue hopping on Monday night! Twilight Island was a buzz as well with the Archmage Tournament! And our favorite gnome Gnim was the caller!!! Yay!

It came down to a face-off between Illusia and Topaz to see who would battle the Archmage Will Wufson! We love lady-on-lady fights!!! Illusia came out in the end over her very experienced competitor to earn the chance to become the Archmage! We doubt that Willy will be willing to give it up without a fight, though!

Posted: October 4th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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How do we love EFFORTLESS Kairee??? Let us count the ways!!! Sunday night she got a nasty look from a patron who didn’t seem to like the wink she gave that patron’s man friend. Kairee found the incident amusing and baffling at the same time. She and Darkmere had a highly entertaining and almost intellectual conversation on why humans react territorial in regards to mates.

…The most ironic part of this? One of the MOST territorial women in RhyDin in Super Pyscho Ex-Girlfriend Sera was sitting right beside Darkmere!!! In fact, he was actually petting her while talking to EFFORTLESS Kairee. Oh, Darkmere. We sense your undoing at the hands of that pretty little filly Sera…. and you do not even see it coming!!!

Despite her blossoming relationship with Darkmere, Sera’s not quite over the broken engagement with Feilas. She was overheard by our sources spilling her problems to her former boyfriend’s sister Kira. Kira was a doll as she always is!! She was kind and attentive as her friend poured out her problems. We HEART this girl!!!

We also HEART gnome love!!! Sandy and her main man Gnimish declared it Umpire Day and brought in a wonderfully smelling cake for the caller on duty — Rory! Rory was thrilled with her fellow baker’s present and the couple seemed thrilled at making the cute as a button caller so happy! HOW SWEET!

Over in the Iron Fists Garden Anubis and Charlie exchanged some veiled threats during their IFL match!!! SLUTTACIOUS Charlie came away with the tightly fought win but was also left with a badly sprained ankle that left her limping away. Perhaps trying to make up for their tension earlier in the season, Artemus who had been calling the match was quick to lend a hand and bandages to the DoD-er.

Posted: July 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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- “Me? No, I’m not the marrying kind. I’m the take them home and make them hot and sweaty kind.” When The Gov Kitty was asked if she was the marrying kind. We totally HEART the kind of gal that Kitty is!

- “Eri should be back soon. She’s sick or has the runs or something I guess.” Niiiiice, Carley. Very nice.

- “Hey, Ken. Where’s Barbie?” Maria during her IFL match to her dreamy opponent from Get Up, Mercury, Malibu. And then later on, “Tell Barbie I’m sorry Chris and Tony set fire to the dream house when I was eight.”

- “It never ceases to amaze me that people can’t pick up on Dude’s Dueling for Dummies style.” It’s rare when Anubis is actually funny so we have to include it.

- “You might try PJ’s *ahem* lower regions. I hear that place is the world’s biggest lost and found.” Jason unwisely said to Sartan (who is a huuuuge PJ protector) when Sartan mentioned he misplaced something. Like it or not, it’s stiiiiill funny!

- “Everyone’s so mean to G’nort! He’s got a good heart! And means well!” Wait! What do you mean Uriko wasn’t joking???

- “Monkey-buns, how could anyone resist thinking about you? Such lovely flank steaks!” Shriss evaluating Cor as a possible dinner.

- “What’s up pussycat? Whoa whoa whoa whoa….” Baker, greeting one of the Inn’s cat-women.

- “If anyone objects to this union, please keep your mouth shut or I will rip out your throat with my bare claws.” Kitty conducting an impromptu wedding in the Inn.

“Well we now know that Bran most definitely, does NOT taste like chicken.” Art was overheard being funny!

Posted: July 21st, 2007 under Overheard.
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Early on Friday evening Icer and Chryrie were gabbing together in the Inn. Icer seemed just a tad bit guilty over the broken bones that she served up to Reap and Baker. Chryrie assured her as long as they weren’t dead than no harm/no foul. Chryrie put on her dentist hat and used her magic to heal an inflamed tooth in Icer’s scary mouth! That woman is far braver than us! We’d never get that close to a dragon’s mouth!

One of our sources spotted our favorite little artist Kira sneaking into the Inn in a summery floral sundress. She’s been surprisingly scarce as of late as has her marvelous brother! We hope that they are doing well and we can’t wait until they bring their wild act back to the Inn!

As if Thursday hadn’t been bad enough for Artemus, he wasn’t winning any fans on Friday either! With Kina behind the bar, he tried to tell her that he was still family. Kina assured him in no uncertain terms that they were no longer family. Poor, poor Art. We almost feel bad for him but he totally brings it onto himself!

Bouncy Taneth was in the Inn all a glow because Grayson returned! What has Grayson done to be so lucky to deserve that bundle of sweetness?!?!

Dioxane was entertaining the crowds Friday night during her calling shift in the Arena and attempting to keep Darren and Vinny from killing one another. It appears that the pair do not like one another very much. They exchanged insults and jabs all night. The root of their disagreement is not clear.

Cute little Uriko has been a real force in the rings as of late. She was again taking on the boys and showing no fear! This peppy little star is becoming a real darling of the dueling venues and even helped her IFL team take a win last week! We HEART her silliness!

Rena took over calling duels for Dioxane later into the evening, giving her a chance to have a heart-to-heart with good friend and teammate Darren. Darren expressed concern that Sexy Sid was going to take him out to the woodshed over his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar!!! That would be a must see! Rena tried to assure him that Sid seems quite nice but Darren didn’t seem to believe her much.

Posted: June 11th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Kina and Tucker are so much fun when tending bar together! While we HEART Antonio and absolutely love him and Kina together, wouldn’t Tucker and Kina make a FABULOUS couple?!?! Delicious! Kina was overheard telling Tucker that she isn’t allowed to make coffee after an incident that resulted in four people being hospitalized. Somehow that doesn’t surprise us.

Not too long after, Tucker and the absolutely adorable Piper were engaged in a heart to heart chat that appeared serious. Oh la la! If we can’t have Kina and Tucker, can we have Piper and Tucker??? She needs a big manly stud in her life!!! Maybe that would get Erin to stop trying to set her up with her exs.

It’s been so long since she’s been spotted out and about that we were starting to think that Baker had tied up our EVIE and turned her into his own personal sex goddess! She was not happy to find the boys of RU looking pretty beaten up which was supposedly at the talons of Icer. Evie asked Baker if he was feeling better and he sweetly replied that he was now that she was with him! Awww! Now before we wondered if he was good enough for our Sex-tastic Evie but we are now well assured that this is a match made in Ale Heaven!

CLASSY Cieara and Cute Single Erin wandered into the Inn together, chatting like besties! It appears that Cieara’s way HAWT brother might have a bit of a crush on the ravishing beauty! While we respectfully request Erin remain single because she’s way more fun that way, we would love to see a spunky little flirtation between her and Daniel. SIZZLING HAWT!

Artemus had a bad night in the Iron Fists Garden! With Cas (the Roman one) egging the situation on, he first butt heads with SOD’s Rena over comments he made about the skill of the girls of SOD and their men. Artemus threw a hissy fit and Rena stormed off. Then good ol’ Art had to sit through his team dropping the ball. He didn’t sit quietly, though. He was overheard yelling at one of his employees to “at least score”. And to cap off his bad night another ticked off SOD team member in the form of team captain Charlie stormed into the Garden to lay into him. The confrontation was broken up by PJ who led Charlie away to the bar. Every DoD girl knows how to distract the rest of their bunch — booze.

Jewell and her brand spanking new husband Stephen made their first public appearance the night after their wedding in the Iron Fists Garden! Their honeymoon had to be delayed a day so that Jewell could face off against the Badside Brawlers Rat-tastic Napoleon!

Napoleon was expressing concern over all the cats he’s seen recently in the Inn but Gov Kitty reassured him that it was bad publicity for her to “eat citizens”. This is why we totally HEART Gov Kitty!!!! Ratty Nappy isn’t too bad himself!

The looovely Sugar Twin showed up to support Darren while he was fighting in the Garden! These two seem to be spotted together quite a bit recently. Later in the evening they were also seen canoodling in the Inn! Love the sort of Good Girl/Bad Boy thing they have going!

Posted: June 11th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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- “I’m not just a guy, young lady. I’m G.” G’nort was overheard informing some young woman about his G’reatness in the Arena.

- “And Franco knows about as much about fighting as I do about Quantum Physics.” Said Artemus in response to us comparing his teaching dueling to PJ teaching Sunday School. Let’s just say that it doesn’t take a mechanic to know a car won’t start.
- “You’re cute, Icer. But one of these day…POW…right up to the moon.” We’d loooove to see Gav try that!

- “Look, I had a compound fracture…is that hott?” Baker asked his lovely Evie while showing off his nifty cast.

- “Which side should we sit? I don’t know either too well. Though the bride did try to strip me last night.” Darren questioned at Jewell and Stephen’s wedding. That Bachelorette Party sure was one for the aaaages! Sounds like Darren won’t be forgetting it any time soon!

- “Oh now tha’ be a booty worth plunderin’ so says I.” Was Robert’s evaluation of PJ’s backside.
- “My mom’s a ghost and my dad is a snake. I was a complicated youth.” Lem was overheard saying on the Isle. Sounds like a typical RhyDin kid to me!

- “Oh no, no. I’m not a pervert at all. I’m a little creepy, sure. Even somewhat over sexed. But I’m not a pervert …unless you want me to be. ” We HEART G’nort.

- “Oh, and welcome to Rhydin. Complaint department is closed for now. You can contact them in the morning between 4:30 am and 4:32 am.” Kalianna welcoming a newcomer to the Outback.
- “Do we get to eat the lawyers?” Asked Kina. Feel free to insert your own joke here.

Posted: June 10th, 2007 under Overheard.
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Besides the FABULOUS Wedding of the Year, Wednesday night was pretty quiet. We shall address the wedding in it’s own entry but for now, here’s what you missed while you were trying to sneak into Jewell and Stephen’s wedding!

Gov Kitty’s mind is still preoccupied with thoughts of Tass. She discussed the incident with the sex-tastic Kina and sounded a bit guilty that the lawyers were able to kidnap Tass because he was weak from helping to heal her. Artemus attempted to “help” but was just yelled at by Kitty for being condescending! Ha!

For some reason Baker and Reap were bleeding all over the Inn! Our sources are not quite sure why. However, rumor has it Alana attempted to regain control of the Inn and to heal the Brale Brothers but was having a very difficult time.

One of our interns is going home with a biiiiig pat on the back! He spotted the bubble gum blowing, blonde twin Sugar in a lip lock with a regular in the dueling venues Darren. She didn’t look quite so innocent then! So cute!!!

Harris’s wife Stick appeared in the Outback late in the evening looking for the FLAWLESS Koy (evidently Stick hadn’t heard that Koy was off watching the wedding dress she designed walking down the aisle). Stick seemed a bit out of sorts and requested Kheld to stop by sometime. Is there trouble in paradise? Is Stick still upset about Harris’s arm candy?

….And, for the record, this is our 100th blog entry! Color us super excited to making it to the BIG 100 without suffering bodily injury!!!

Posted: June 9th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Reap joked (…er at least we think it was a joke) about his RU brother Cor getting Icer drunk the night before and having his way with her! Just think of all the tea-drinking, omelette-cooking baby dragons that would produce! Aurthur did not seem to think it very funny and confronted Reap while Baker egged the incident on. But as drunk luck would have it, Reap was not sliced in half by a talon and will live to BRALE ON!

Gav was tending late into the night and spotted the gorgeous and naughty Morgan stopped in the Inn on her way down to the basement Annex! He called out to her to convince her to stick around for a drink and some chitchat. The old school duelists discussed her return to the rings

G’nort was up to no good in the Annex as usual! He discussed the beauty of his eyes with the caller on duty, Rory, and then when she left for the night moved on to flirting with one of his Shots of Decadence employees (as he co-owns the team), Erin. Cute single Erin took it all in stride while G’nort calculated her ability to make him money and join his cadre of pin-up model/duelists.

There was also lots of hard-hitting action in the Iron Fists Garden on Sunday evening! It was a loooovely night filled with HAWT women as Team SHE took on Kung Fu Theater. Unfortunately for those hot, ass-kicking girls/reigning champs, Kung Fu Theater whipped them good.

Dizzy and PJ put pleasant ideas in more than one man’s head as the pair leaned on one another and discussed the matches. They also briefly discussed FLAWLESS Koy and the fact that her man-tastic Matt had still not found his way home. WE ARE SO SAD FOR HER!

Artemus made mention that RSB hasn’t had a real test yet which prompted Cas to actually stand up for the girls (and their guys) of Shots of Decadence. Anybody else get the feeling that Artemus may be separated from his head sometime soon? The only question is which head will the girls from SOD will decide to take.

Posted: June 6th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Well, you’ve got to hand it to Harris, he sure knows how to throw an event! The current Overlord (with calling assistance from cute as a button Rory and Keeper Mrs Wyh Not) was the host of this cycle’s Warlord Tournament (the winner of which gets a shot to take his title) and the talented pool of thirteen duelists duked it out for over SIX hours!

Of course, the action outside the ring was just as hot and heavy as the action within the rings. Kaja and G’nort were up to their typical oversexed ways! She’s always looking at him as if she’s undressing him with her eyes and he’s always talking about undressing her. Isn’t it cute when two nymphomaniacs find one another?!?!

Even her boss Artemus seemed shocked when Rena lost it on Val during a heated discussion. Were they talking of rumors of Val’s infidelity??? Rena’s been spending too much time with the girls of DoD. They’re short tempers are wearing off on her. She slammed a beer bottle against her man in anger!!! Gotta love those DoD girls! They do know how to throw a good show! Val ended her temper tantrum by blurting out that he’s in love with her. That seemed to cool Rena’s heels…. at least until he does it again. Cheaters never learn!

Baroness Jaycy even remembered where the Annex was and showed up to witness the tournament! But you have to know it’s not because she felt obligated to be there as a baronial responsibility. Instead, she was deeply engaged in conversation with the quiet but very handsome Leo de Lorenzo. She’s been spotted on several occasions with him and as her attention usually runs short on men the moment she beds them we’ll assume that he’s holding out on her. KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, MAN!

Jewell showed up to cheer on Bran who despite his rookie standing hung in with the veteran duelers until the very end. The former baroness Morgan made us very happy by extending her come back after the Madness Tournament to the Warlord Tournament. She had a solid performance and spent the evening cheering on her good friend and the owner of Red Orc (the brewery behind everybody’s favorite beer - Badsider) Jake Thrash. And Taneth made an appearance to cheer on…. well, everyone.

Cletus was the last man standing at the end of the night and earned himself the right to challenge Harris for the Overlord title. But that wasn’t the end of the good news for Cletus! Shortly before his final match, his wife Arane was overheard telling him that they had another baby on the way.

Cletus wasn’t the only one to walk away with a prize. Second place went to bad ass Aya who kicked butt and took names the entire night. While she lost to Cletus in the third round, she battled her way through the Loser’s Bracket to face off with him again in the final match. She won the first but Cletus was able to beat her back in seventeen rounds to take top billing. Aya accepted the baronial challenge and look for her to be issuing a challenge in the next week!

Congratulations to Cletus and Aya!

Posted: May 31st, 2007 under Tournaments.
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Early in the evening hours of Tuesday, Amber whipped up a stone soup while Jade and Cieara questioned Icer on what it is like to have twenty children. Cieara quipped that if her father thinks she and her brother make him old, she wouldn’t know how he’d deal with eighteen others. LOVE HER!

Jewell took over for Amber later into the evening and not long into her shift behind the bar was insulted by an unknown patron. Her white knight… er pirate Stephen stepped up to nix any idea of this patron that he could bully around the Former Lil’ Miss Anger Management. While one would have expected Jewell to be a bit miffed at the perception that she needed help, Jewell seems to be in full on “lovey dovey” mode because she was clearly touched by the gesture.

Later Stephen was threatening to have a “talk” with Vince due to his beating of Jewell but Artemus stepped in to curb further in-fighting amongst his team. Similarly to SOD’s romantic drama, RSV too is falling apart before the IFL season even begins! Artemus assured Stephen that there would be no further problems because he was taking Jewell under his wing and she would be his “personal student”. ER?!?! Artemus teaching fists??? Right, and tomorrow PJ will be teaching Sunday school classes! Who else gets the feeling that G’nort and Harris are going to have a field day with this one?!?!

Sugar and Connar were engaged in a flirty conversation for the second night in a row. One person who did not appear particularly happy with the conversation (and the only person because nobody else can deny that they are so CUTE) was Shea. She flicked ice at Connar in an juvenile attempt to interrupt the conversation, but later had the gall to advise Connar that the cute blonde twin was too young for him. BAH, we say! MAJOR BAH!

Posted: May 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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