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Dragon Hunting Season Friday!

Election day has arrived!!! So who are we voting for??? Well, we’ve been torn until the last couple days between several candidates but we don’t believe it should be any secret as to who we have chosen!!! We feel it best to elect the most SCANDELICOUS candidate! We need someone who will keep us JUST as busy blogging as The Gov Kitty did! And who would that be??? Well, G’naughty G’nort of course!!!

OMG!!! Speaking of the G’naughty one, have you heard that he was spotted as Luscious Lydia’s DATE at her fashion show and the after party that followed??? We are soooooo DYING!!! We wanted Luscious Lydia to find a nice guy. We just don’t think G’naughty G’nort fits the “nice” part of that equation.

Speaking of the after party for The Stitch’s runway show at the Great Helm Tavern, Luscious Lydia somehow even convinced Hunky Carpenter Glenn to show up for a bit and support them! We hear that the show and the party were a SMASHING success!!! Despite DoD-er Rena’s reputation as a bit of a tomboy, she was seen at the after party and has been seen at a handful of the Fashion Week festivities! We believe that deep down she’s a fashionista after all! Frisky Rix was spotted accompanying the lovely Hodge to the party and even SPEEDSTER Nova was seen at the party speaking with Big Britches Erin!!! Iiiiinteresting, no? Cowboy Jake was NOT seen but SPEEDSTER Nova WAS seen! We’re telling you! We want to see Big Britches Erin and Speedster Nova hook up. The sarcasm factor would be too much to stand!!!

Aurthur and Icer were seen in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night announcing that one of their six eggs had hatched! Both seemed quite proud and were anxious for the arrival of the other five little dragon rugrats. We wonder how they find new names for all of them! …..And, yes, we’re already preparing our petition for the new governor (whomever that may be) to open up a dragon hunting season!

We were amused GREATLY by cat-girl Rika giving Playboy Demon Damien a difficult time!!! Evidently she sternly lectured him for not letting her pounce him while TRASH-tastic Jade soothed her hurt feelings. HIGH-larious! Playboy Demon Damien just doesn’t seem to be adjusting to TRASH-tastic Jade’s crazy friends and their antics!!!

The O’Corr boys are so good at making friends! Chuckie managed to royally tick off the tender on duty, Antonio, within about five minutes of walking into the Inn!!! Raye saved the day by intervening to make sure Chuckie got the drink he wanted and led him away from the bar where his foul language wouldn’t reach Antonio’s ears!!! The way the two of them were fawning all over one another, we think there might be a little somethin’-somethin’ going on!!!

A grand party gathered together later into the evening! Oh, how we wish we were one of their number! The lovely Sianna, her man Johnny, and her brother Hudson were all catching up with the DIVINE Storm and the classy Sylvia! The group discussed the upcoming Carnival which we are way too excited for!!! The opening parades begin on the 20th and the final ball is on the evening of the 23rd!!! Can you only imagine the number of dashing fellows and beautiful belles (not to mention the JUICY gossip) that party will collect???

Drama-Rouser Monday!

TRASH-tastic Jade was seen admiring a ruby that Aurthur had given Icer as an early Valentine’s Day gift Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We suppose that when you knock up your dragon-woman as many times as Aurthur does, it’s necessary to go BIG for Valentine’s Day. Playboy Demon Damien was present to watch Jade’s excitement over Icer’s gift. That sets the bar pretty high for him, no??? We’re sure Damien can manage! He’ll just have to lay on the charm pretty thick! It’s always seemed to have worked for him in the past!!!

Oooooh! We knew those PAAAARRRTY girls would be drama-rousers! Although, Locke’s been seen keeping very close tabs on the lovely Atalanta recently, Monday night he was spotted in a booth, giving a necklace to her friend Chase!!! The two seemed to be in a pretty intense conversation. Oddly enough, he had the gumption to do this while Atalanta tended bar!!! Is Locke a playboy??? Maybe the conversation was about Atalanta’s “troubles” as of late!!!

Chase was later seen strumming her guitar for the enjoyment of Quel who seemed QUITE attentive! The mage was seen kissing her cheek and rubbing her back. Like moths to a flame, huh???

It seems that things are certainly off between Potter Piper and Peredhil… and we are so sad about it that we cannot even get excited about Peredhil’s new find!!! What shall we do without Perry and Pipes?!?! Anyway, Peredhil was seen quietly chatting at the bar with Johnny’s lovely sister, Juliane. She’s certainly a blonde stunner!!! She certainly can’t be mistaken for a Piper look alike. Those are two very different women. The DIVINE Storm was seen talking with Peredhil quietly after Juliane left about the young woman. Our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but what we wouldn’t have given to be a fly on the wall then?!?!

We hear that Wyh Not was returned to the Inn after a scary kidnapping recently! CHARITY Jewell looked oh-so relieved to see her!!! While Wyh Not didn’t look great as she was tended to by CHARITY Jewell and Brian, she did appear to be okay. We wish her a speedy recovery and we can’t wait to see the Keeper of Water back up to form sometime very soon!!!

Speaking of Keepers, we hear the Celestial Keeper is up to his old tricks!!! While on duty calling duels, we hear that Venom Vinny was getting quite frisky with a saucy little lady named Darling. She was seen with her legs outstretched in his lap (which he, of course, couldn’t help but feel up on more than one occasion) and when Esper reminded Vinny that he’s a married man, the woman merely made a joke of it!!! We have a feeling the Vinny’s wife isn’t going to be laughing!

Our sources have reported back to us that Bane, Jaycy’s possibly current/former husband, was spotted in the Outback Monday night!!! He kept quiet and to himself but fought a duel or two. He seemed to be in quite a somber mood and that’s really a bummer because he certainly seems like a nice guy. Here’s to hoping he FINALLY finds a nice girl!

It seems SUUUUPER Des is endorsing a candidate!!! She was overheard telling a room full of people (that included another gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort) to vote for MAN-tastic Matt. And she’s not the only one! Luscious Lydia was also heard stating that Matt had her vote! It seems that Matt’s campaign is QUICKLY picking up steam!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen in the Outback taking a break from Fashion Week festivities to indulge in a giant sandwich. We expected that she’d be a bit tired from her long week but she was upbeat and looking fiiiiiine! We bet she won’t be so peppy come Thursday or Friday!!! Yay for Fashion Week!!! We’ve been to so many fabulous runway shows already! We can hardly STAND the excitement!

We hear that Hottie Space Guy Chase was seen buying his Hottie Space Girl Alyson a drink Monday night in the Outback after one of her duels! We’re super glad to see the pair together and flirting!!! We’d almost believed this relationship had fizzled on out!

We hear that Speedster Nova had an…. interesting first meeting with Cutey Carley! She first accidentally hit him in the head with a mug and then went seriously fan girl on him!!! Evidently she had him confused for some sort of super hero and Speedster Nova was more than happy to let her. What men won’t do for a hot woman’s attention, right??? Well, once she figured it out, the elf let out a stream of curse words on Nova that would have made SMASHIN’ Issy blush! His “dear” friends Rix, Hawtie Hodge, and Smokin’ Sartan were there to snicker of course. We think Nova’s ego might have been a bit hurt. After all, he is a former baron, former opal, and was a TDL star!!! Haven’t you seen his shoe commercials??? Some day poor Nova’s going to get some lovin’!!!

Baby’s Mama Drama Saturday!

Word from the Red Dragon Inn is that Icer dropped a load of eggs over the last day or so!!! In fact, we hear there’s six in all. Her mate, Aurthur, was quite thrilled with the news of a large clutch. We, on the other hand, are already preparing a petition for the new governor as we believe that due to Icer’s extreme breeding, it’s time to have open hunting season on dragons!!! All together now — copulation leads to over population!

Atalanta had another mini-break down in the Inn that required her PAAARRRTY friend Chase to calm her down. We’re starting to believe Atalanta’s problem isn’t booze but might be a bit more serious!!! Lay off the drugs, sister!!! Prior to the meltdown, she was seen in what appeared to be a blush when Chase mentioned Locke. We think there is definitely something up between Atalanta and Locke… if only Atalanta can get her act together!

Awesome Alain was seen in the Inn discussing the opening of his new pub — the Silver Mark. We’re told it’s a take on a British pub which should make all the British invaders feel right at home!!! Rumor is that it opens on February 7th and an interesting collection of the Who’s Who of RhyDin has been mentioned as planning on attention this opening. Fascinating!!! You better believe that we’ll have spies present!

We hear that Atalanta is one of his bartenders! We wonder how Head Pussy Panther will feel about one of his tenders moonlighting at the Silver Mark!

Cass, a redhead that’s been seen quite a few times hanging out in the Inn, was getting to know Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris at the bar. While the pair certainly didn’t seem to like one another very well (there were stare downs and insults thrown), it certainly felt like flirting! There’s a thin line between loathing and love sometimes!!! We wonder what Stick would do to this Cass girl if she ever got her hands on her!!! OUCH!!!

MAN-tastic Matt was seen in the Arena and even he had Fashion Week on the brain!!! It seems that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy has been keeping him awfully busy with errands since the start of Fashion Week. He was desperate for a duel and some rest. We love a woman that has her man working for her!

The night got a bit interesting as SUUUUUPER Des showed up to call a challenge match!!! “The” Diamond Smokin’ Sartan was dueling on behalf of the Baron’s Council to defend the Old Temple district (after Baron Horatio had been stripped of the title for failing to respond) against challenge from the Overlord Grant winner and current Talon of Redwin holder, Pirate Hottie Teagan!

Quite a crowd had gathered to watch the event unfold. SPEEDSTER Nova was there to stand as Sartan’s second and to hit on the challenger. Luscious Lydia was overheard predicting a Teagan win due to Tegan’s strong showing in both the Overlord Grant tournament and the Talon of Redwin Tournament. Even Rix was present with his hottie new crush, Hodge. Things still seem warm but not spicy hot between the pair. We’re still not so sure about this one!

In the end, it was Teagan who emerged as the winner and the new Baroness of Old Temple! Teagan showed her appreciation for the Overlord choosing her as his champion in the Overlord Grant Tournament by telling SUUUUPER Des that she would be loyal to the Overlord.

Congratulations, Teagan!

Some crazy news after the match!!! It appears that Shanni Colton who just recently made an appearance back in the Outback is the MOTHER of Nova’s child!!! Nova had thought her dead when she disappeared after attempting to destroy an opal. We hear that Speedster Nova sounded quite nervous about her returning to take their daughter when he was relaying the story to Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! The DRAMA!!!

Get Your Rhy On Tuesday!

Could it be??? After spending the night before getting her flirt on with frat brother Dean, Randy Rhy was seen getting an awfully big gift from her ex, Brandon. The gift? A horse…. which evidently fulfilled a childhood dream of Rhy’s! Rhy was seen awfully happy and even gave her ex a kiss! Could things be back on for these two mismatched love birds?!?!

However, we’re told that Rhy was also seen in the company of her crush, Dean, later in the night! Our sources say that there definitely seemed to be a bit of chemistry between the two!!!

Aurthur seems to have learned the secret of a happy marriage — buying his wife jewelry often!!! He was seen giving his dragon-mate, Icer, a platinum ring Monday night! Now that’s a man who was hoping to get lucky! How much you want to bet that Icer will have another litter sometime very soon?!?!

Cute Crippled Erin was seen out and about getting a glass of wine in the Inn! It’s good to see her in a festive mood after everything she’s been through over the past month. She and CHARITY Jewell were seen catching up. CHARITY Jewell did not seem very pleased to hear that Erin had decided to work on G’naughty G’nort’s campaign! The women left together to return to spend the rest the holiday at their respective homes.

We wonder if Soerl celebrates the holiday. He certainly seemed lonely when our sources spotted him at the Inn and at Twilight Island briefly. We wonder how things are going between him and his girl, Van! She certainly hasn’t been spotted in a while! Maybe DoD-er Rena was right about the girl! We hope not for poor Soerl’s sake!!!

Funny Friday!

The comedy relief came early Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Brale Brother Baker and OUR DoD-er Evie were doing what they do best — drinking ale and making the other patrons laugh (either with them or at them… we don’t think they care which). Evie and Baker are still claiming that Evie’s pregnant and we’re still praying that they’re pulling our legs. Even TRASH-tastic Jade, Lang, and The Gov Kitty seemed a bit appalled at the idea of this pair reproducing!

And then the night took an even odder turn (if that is at all possible) when Baker proposed to Eve using a rubber washer as a ring. The pair then immediately began talking about creating their gift registry.

….there aren’t many times when we just don’t know what to type but we must admit that this is one of those times. We suppose congratulations are in order… but, honestly, we’ll believe it when we see Evie walking down the aisle with an ale mug instead of a bouquet and the pair performing brale/dale in front of a minister instead of the ring exchange. Either way, we better get an invite to this shindig!!!

We last reported that Cutie Savannah was seen hanging out with Jason A. and it seems that she was quite taken by him! She was overheard by our sources spilling to Phillipe about just how “amazing” it was to be kissed by Jason A.!!! PUPPY LOVE ALERT!!! Too freaking cute!!!

Evie and Baker weren’t the only ones celebrating! Icer was surrounded by friends as she celebrated her birthday!!! It appears that TRASH-tastic Jade seemed to believe that she needed to do the drinking for her friend. Jade proceeded to get utterly WASTED while her on-again/off-again man, Gabe, looked on glumly. Icer didn’t seem to mind. She was too thrilled by the BEAUTIFUL necklace that her hubby Aurthur got her! Wives are so easy to please on their birthdays if you know the one simple rule to giving them gifts. Expensive jewelry = Everlasting love! Men! Learn it! Love it! Live it!

Dueling in the basement Arena started off with a hilarious twist as well!!! Baron of the Seaside District Damien faced off against Baroness of Dragon’s Gate Aya with Mini Frank Cor calling!!! Let us tell you, this was a battle of complete opposites! Tough, straight-laced Aya did not seem to find drunkard Damien the least bit amusing!!! She was even unhappier when she only managed to put one point on the board against the stumbling wino!

Really, it was a night of comedy! Shame on you for not being out to witness it!

Cheating Husband Thursday!

It was a dragon’s night out evidently Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn as Icer and her hubby Aurthur as well as her father Aurok were all spotted in the Inn! When The Gov Kitty taunted Aurok for being old, he made a point of advising her that, while he may not be young, he is not old and is still a fine breeding partner. Aurthur seemed to think it information about his father-in-law that he’d rather not know.

On a side note, though, is there anybody but The Gov who has the balls to taunt a dragon???

Eless was spotted at the bar still not looking that great. She’s been looking a bit under the weather for some time now. We sure hope she’s okay! Tucker seemed to be looking after her and mixed her a few drinks to ease her headache. Well, if we can’t have Tucker with Julie, Eless seems like a more than adequate substitution! Make your move, Tucker! Ask her out!!!

Taneth was holding court with her usual collection of odd friends. Thursday night she was even spotted keeping company with a black ale-drinking squirrel named Chester! The pair talked about all of Taneth’s favorite subjects — fruit, cuteness, and dancing! The large bear of a man Guthorm squeezed the peppy blonde up into a big hug! Love them both!

Depsite Imp’s sway with the ladies, Thursday nights seem to becoming Guys’ Night in the Inn’s basement Arena! Our sources spotted Chris Graziano, G’nort, Bran, and Man-tastic Matt all up to trouble without their significant others present. Chris got his butt handed to him by Querylon while G’nort and Matt had a conversation that went in circle so quickly that it made us dizzy! Also, Bran admitted that he duels to impress the lady lizards!!!

The ladies began to pile in later in the evening and, of course, Imp got his gropes in on Koy, Kaja and Rena. After brushing off as much Imp drool as possible, Kaja then engaged in some of that hideously awful P.D.A. that she and her hubby G’nort are known for!!! Finally, they were separated when Imp broke the news to Kaja that G’nort’s been kissing on Teagan!!!

It’s about time somebody told Kaja about G’nort’s cheating ways!!!

Hot Tamale Sunday!!!

Dreamy Keaton was slinging drinks behind the bar on Sunday night!!! WE LIKE!!! Somebody catch us!!! We may fall faint from his swoon-worthiness!!! And we must say he could NOT have a hotter girl in Trixie. These two are TOTALLY riding the hot TAMALE train.

Speaking of the hot TAMALE train, SMASHING Issy and Luscious Leni made an appearance to flirt with one another AND Keaton!!!

Deadbeat Dad Alex crawled out from underneath his hole for the night. His trashy s.o. Lain was no where to be found and we thank everything holy for that! D.D. Alex can’t seem to resist the fae as he was seen getting a smoooooch to the cheek from a sylph (which are practically cousins to the fae)!!! Maybe he’s realized his error and is looking for a Jewell replacement?!?!

Icer and her man/dragon Aurthur were spotted necking/play wrestling in the Inn. No wonder they have so many little lizards running around!!! They’re like freaking rabbits!!! No, no, no… Really, we kid. They’re cute in that “we’re afraid to be mean to them because we’re afraid they’ll eat us” sort of way!!!

SUUUUPER Des and Gav took over for Keaton and things got a bit crazy as they have a tendency of doing on Sunday nights!!! Gav was up to his usual trouble and seems to agree with us that there’s something going on between Jade and Dark!!! They may deny it but Jade’s not the loyal type. No boyfriend’s going to keep her from going after a hottie!!!

Meanwhile Jade’s alleged boyfriend was downstairs in the Arena’s Annex dueling in Fight Night!!! Please somebody tell me that this relationship is finally over!!! Cute little Rory was the caller on duty and her husband Sartan was there. Sartan had been seen drinking with the DoD girls earlier in the week but it doesn’t seem that this news has gotten back to his wife. They seemed quite happy and Rory was her giggly self.

Harris’s dirty-mouthed wife Stick was spotted in the IFL Garden talking to her best friend Koy’s Man-tastic Matt. They talked about kids as Stick has one of her own and a teenage girl who has lived with her for several years and Matt has a handful of his own from a previous relationship.

Tower of Fire Wednesday!

Early in the evening hours of Wednesday night, Sjira and Rook were spotted sitting together and sharing a meal in the Inn. The pair has been spotted together on several occasions. Are they simply two good friends or is there something more there??? They both seem low-key and quiet so it certainly seems like a relationship could work!!! We will have to wait and see!

The dragons were squabbling again in the Inn. Aurthur and Aurok seem to be a danger to one another more than to anyone else. Chryrie briefly tried to play peacemaker but later seemed to decide it was best to just stay out of their way. The dragons weren’t the only ones up to no good! The cat-people got in on the action too! Kitty and Panther were spotted in the Inn, drinking, and exchanging one-liners. Panther was getting a lot of attention from the ladies last night! At one point he had THREE lovelies petting him. He certainly didn’t seem opposed to the attention!!! Panther the P-I-M-P!!!

Jewell, Reap, Baker, and Jade (yeah, a real brain trust) gathered at the bar to discuss whether or not Cor is secretly the Gossip GangSTAR. Reap and Baker advised Jewell that our paper version is actually printed in the O.O.! We must admit that this conspiracy theory intrigues us. However, we must agree with Jewell on this one — Marc Franco IS Marc Franco! The one and only!
Shortly after Jade forgot all those wonderful strides that she’s made recently towards becoming a classy broad. In the middle of the Inn and not at all in a quiet voice, she stated that she had “banged” Stephen’s brother Robert. Stephen certainly appeared stunned. Far more stunned than we are, Robert readily admits to being a man-whore and as much as Jade denies it, we all know deep down she’s a raging slut!

BRIGATH!!! The HAWTEST man in RhyDin made one of his drool worthy appearances on Twilight Island in order to face off against Keeper Etherean Esperwind! The challenge had historical significance for the Island as Esper had with his last defense tied Brig’s record in number of times defending a tower. Therefore, by challenging Esper, Brig had the chance of protecting the title he shares with Esper should he win and if Esper should win he had the opportunity to supersede Brig. Some of the Island’s best mages were there to witness the fireworks, including Lem, Topaz, and Illusia! It seemed most of the crowd was in Brig’s corner (and, really, who wouldn’t want to be in Brig’s corner?) but that wasn’t enough to get Brig a title back. Keeper Esper defended his right to hold the key to the Tower of Fire!

Thursday’s Missing a Lady

Icer was in the Inn Thursday evening telling SMOKING HAWT Alain that her husband Aurthur, her father, and one of her sons has been captured!!! Icer was lamenting over the fact that because of her hatchlings she is unable to do much in the search for the three but that she is sure that they are still alive. Scary stuff!!!

Our sources overheard Nyx drop to Lyris that her birthday just passed!!! She bought herself some pretty material for a new belly dancing outfit but it does not sound as if she had a proper party. So sad!!! Well, happy birthday you sweet little dancer, you!

Maybe Chryrie should get a “Suuuuper” moniker as well! A stranger rushed into the Inn claiming that his friend was in need of a healer. Chryrie did not hesitate to lend her services and when she returned she stated that the woman’s life she’d been called on to heal had been saved. YAY, CHRYRIE! We HEART talented AND sexy women!!!

Grrrr. Cassie came around dressed like a hobo. Flip flops! Come on?!?! What professional woman wears flip flops in public??? Obviously she came looking for her man Alain. Perhaps if we were a woman like Cassie we’d keep a tight leash on our uber sexy man as well!!!

On a better note, Jade continued to look almost classy!!! She was dressed in a black dress with a thick red belt and her make-up was actually NOT overkill. We totally LOVE the new look. Way to go, FLAWLESS Koy! Score another for the Fashion Police!!! Jade also had a looovely accessory in fake brother Mark. Evidently he’s not her real brother but she calls him brother. The people of this city and all their fake relatives CONFUSE me!!! If you didn’t share a parent with the person you are NOT their sibling!!! Anyway, Mark has that dark shaggy-haired look that we ADORE. Cute boy! Would looooove to see more of that, if you know what we’re saying!

Late into the night our sources caught Eless and Connar in a private conversation in the Inn!!! Now this is certainly not the first time the pair have been caught in a flirtatious conversation. Our sources spotted them together already in early May. Make your move already, Connar!!! Sheesh!

There was lots of action in the Arena on Thursday night! Imp was the caller on duty and he, of course, was up to his usual amount of trouble. He made time to grope and lick a number of women including Aya, Rena, and Uriko. Cas was having a rough night. With his usual amount of charm and grace (in other words, a complete lack of either), he lost to both a gnome in Gnimish and a dwarf in Felix. To make himself feel better, he went about talking up all his other accomplishments for several hours. BORING! Way to go, Gnim and Felix!!!

We’d be amiss if we did not mention the posters that seem to be EVERYWHERE as well as the town crier echoing the news. It seems that our dear, wonderful Ms. Mercy has gone missing!!! Rumor has it that she was kidnapped by a mage in the Southern Glen several days ago!!! Pelnar is evidently quite distraught and has thrown himself into searching for his lovely lady. So sad!!! We hope that she is found soon!!

BRALE ON, Sunday!

Reap joked (…er at least we think it was a joke) about his RU brother Cor getting Icer drunk the night before and having his way with her! Just think of all the tea-drinking, omelette-cooking baby dragons that would produce! Aurthur did not seem to think it very funny and confronted Reap while Baker egged the incident on. But as drunk luck would have it, Reap was not sliced in half by a talon and will live to BRALE ON!

Gav was tending late into the night and spotted the gorgeous and naughty Morgan stopped in the Inn on her way down to the basement Annex! He called out to her to convince her to stick around for a drink and some chitchat. The old school duelists discussed her return to the rings

G’nort was up to no good in the Annex as usual! He discussed the beauty of his eyes with the caller on duty, Rory, and then when she left for the night moved on to flirting with one of his Shots of Decadence employees (as he co-owns the team), Erin. Cute single Erin took it all in stride while G’nort calculated her ability to make him money and join his cadre of pin-up model/duelists.

There was also lots of hard-hitting action in the Iron Fists Garden on Sunday evening! It was a loooovely night filled with HAWT women as Team SHE took on Kung Fu Theater. Unfortunately for those hot, ass-kicking girls/reigning champs, Kung Fu Theater whipped them good.

Dizzy and PJ put pleasant ideas in more than one man’s head as the pair leaned on one another and discussed the matches. They also briefly discussed FLAWLESS Koy and the fact that her man-tastic Matt had still not found his way home. WE ARE SO SAD FOR HER!

Artemus made mention that RSB hasn’t had a real test yet which prompted Cas to actually stand up for the girls (and their guys) of Shots of Decadence. Anybody else get the feeling that Artemus may be separated from his head sometime soon? The only question is which head will the girls from SOD will decide to take.