Our sources spotted Doc Eva in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night for the first time in quite a while!!! She actually seemed to be doing fairly well despite the drama of that particular Saturday night a couple weeks back. She was seen smiling and chatting with Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena. When Potter Piper questioned her as to where she’d been, Doc Eva dismissed her absence by saying that she’d been visiting family to celebrate the birth of her sister-in-law’s new little one. So what do you think??? Do you buy her story or do you think she left town to get over the Tiny Tucker drama??? Yep, we think so too!!!

Doc Eva also spent some time at the bar chatting with Brale Brother Baker who seemed to be relatively behaving himself. She apologized for nearly puking on his shoes some days before but he didn’t seem the least bit concerned. There didn’t appear to be any alcohol in Doc Eva’s cup Sunday night, though! We hear that she was just nursing a cup of coffee. Very, very odd! Who spends time with B.B. Baker without drinking???

Crazy Train Tara was seen stalking around the Inn, sticking her head up the chimney, and straining to hear…. something. Evidently she was convinced some monster was coming to eat them all and was completely confused as to why she was the only one to hear it. We have a clue for her — BECAUSE IT’S IN YOUR HEAD, DEAR!!! This girl’s mind seems to be a very very scary place.

What do you know??? Chief Mischief Maker Eless was behind the bar for an unscheduled shift and guess who showed up for a drink! Yeeeeep, you’ve got it. Antonio! We hear that he wasn’t there for Eless, though, but for Potter Piper! It seems that he needed to delivery a pendant to Potter Piper that she ordered. We hear the jewelry was ABSOLUTELY STUNNING, by the way. But who would ever doubt Antonio’s taste??? After all, look at who he chooses to spend his time with!

Awesome Alain certainly has his hands in a lot of different investments! He’s becoming quite the little entrepreneur! He was seen chatting with DoD-er Rena at the bar, attempting to convince her to invest the DoD money that she controls in a soda company that he wishes to open. A non-alcoholic beverage??? Is he serious??? Craaaaazy! We usually think that Awesome Alain is spot on but do people in this city really drink non-alcoholic beverages besides coffee and tea???

S’jira looked downright FAAAABULOUS in a gorgeous red silk number we hear! In fact, not only could Head Pussy Panther not tear his eyes away from her but even many of the women in the Inn were complimenting her on the outfit. Let’s be honest, though, that woman could make a potato sack look like good! She’s stunning! We love how head over heels Head Pussy Panther is over this woman! Adorable!

Posted: May 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The bar of the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet in the early hours of Friday evening which gave Antonio several moments to catch up with Sylvia. We hear that he was busy describing just how fabulous his gardens are! Therapist Chryrie tends to them and they are open to the public. There are even several different climate-controlled environments and many rare plants from his travels! It sounds absolutely amazing and we sure hope that we can visit it sometime very soon!

Sylvia’s attention was diverted from hearing of the gardens as soon as Hudson headed on in. The Hud seemed keen on spending some time with the lovely lady as well! Our sources tell us that Sylvia spent a while teaching The Hud how to play darts. These two are absolutely adorable together!

We hear Crazy Train Tara was all upset Friday night but our sources never could determine the exact cause. They believe it had something to do with Anubis but we’re never fully certain. Geez, geez, geez! It’s Anubis! Her “sister and brother”, Cieara and Daniel, attempted to console her but we hear that C.T. Tara was pretty teary-eyed ALL NIGHT LONG! You’ve really got to be kidding us!

Ohz Noz, kids! We hear that Brale Brother Baker was overheard attempting to explain brale to the sweet tender on duty, Soran. Evidently Soran wasn’t feeling the part in which he told her to “expose a breast” of her choice for him to dip in the ale. Lordy, Lordy! Soran wasted no time in pouring that ale over B.B. Baker’s head! What a nut!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Jay and Kazzy were being their odd selves. These two seemed awfully chummy, though! Could their be something there??? We suppose even crazy people need love. These two are certainly a bit on the crazy side!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen hanging out with his equally well-dressed friend, Seliandre, at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! The pair were looking suave over their drinks. HAWT STUFF! Unfortunately, our source that speaks elven was not present so much of what was overheard was not understood. Such a bummer, though! We’re sure they were dishing out FABULOUS fashion knowledge!

Brale Brother Baker never gives up hope that one day he’ll be able to bed one of the classiest ladies in RhyDin! Tuesday night it was Sylvia who had his attention. He even gave Jolyon a dirty look when he interrupted their discussion! In the end it was Jolyon who accompanied Sylvia out for a walk! Don’t feel too bad for Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve showed up just in time to distract him with her fine assets and mass quantities of ale!

The new bride Crazy Train Tara wasn’t enjoying her first full day of wedded bless with her new hubby but was instead seen threatening to kidnap Grem until he starts liking her! Well…. that’s one way to do things we suppose! We think that Grem should just pretend to like C.T. Tara at this point. Her new husband seems even crazier than she does. He may kidnap Grem on a whim just to try to please his new bride!

Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve, Head Pussy Panther, and Potter Piper were all in witty moods! When Potter Piper started talking about squeezable breasts, Head Pussy Panther was quick to point out that Potter Piper herself has quite the squeezable set!!! It’s the truth! DoD-er Eve was so impressed with his statement that she gave him a high five before returning to talking to Potter Piper about how Brale Brother Baker likes his brale. We can’t decide who is more trouble at this point — Brale Brother Baker or DoD-er Eve!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were seen holding hands and having an intimate conversation at a booth together! The pair definitely seems to be getting close but both seem to have wandering eyes. We’re so not sold that this is a lasting relationship rather than a convenient hook-up! She was overheard making an interesting reference to cleaning his gun for him as she left the booth. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one of his guns she was referring to! Naughty, naughty girl!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her cohorts, DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper, are quite interested in kite flying! It seems like an odd hobby for lovely young ladies but we suppose there is certainly worse trouble they could get into. Unfortunately, the innocent conversation was thrown by the wayside when the three women were joined by Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert! We’re still pretty sure he actually believes that if he bothers them enough, they’ll eventually wear down and sleep with him. Lord, we hope he’s not right!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was getting a hard time from an unknown drunk as were several other patrons late into the night. P.G. Atalanta was holding her own but there was certainly a bit of anger in Locke’s tone when he told him to take his attitude outside. Poor Locke was having a heck of a time behind the bar trying to keep chaos from spreading…. but we think he was particularly angry with the man giving PAARTY Girl Atalanta a hard time! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s got STELLAR taste in clothes but his taste in women is definitely questionable at best!

Krazy Kitty was a little…. less than pleased to hear that Crazy Train Tara was married again and in particular who she had married! She was quite blunt in telling Antonio, with Crazy Train Tara within earshot, just how little she thought of the prince. We doubt that Crazy Train Tara cares all that much. Poor Krazy Kitty. She must have enough trouble reigning in her friends and family! We have no idea how she survived a year as governor!

Wyh Not and Hodge were overheard discussing the Madness Tournament in the Inn late into the night! It seems both are hoping that Joex takes the title. We can’t help but agree! He’s definitely a fantastic rising star! Anubis overheard the conversation and took exception to the ladies rooting against him. Is he insane? Did he really believe they’d be in his corner? One person that certainly appears solidly in his corner is Crazy Train Tara! She had all eyes on him! Thinking of cheating so soon, C.T. Tara??? That’s got to be some sort of record!

Posted: May 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “Nah, I been b***h shoppin’ all day. Nuthin. Tell me, what should I look for in a good bondage girl?” Baker to Lord Brutin when Lord Brutin questioned him on whether or not he’s found a slave girl yet.

- “Bondage? Is that like punk metal or something? You crazy kids and your loud music.” DoD-er Eve to Lord Brutin when he asked if she herself was a “bondage girl”.

- “I’m not *just* a rat, sir! I’m a PiRATe! ARRR!!” RAT-tastic Napoleon to Lil’ Boy Blue Locke.

- “I don’t know that god. Where does he/she/it hang out?” Kairee when meeting someone claiming to be of the Eastern Orthodox faith.

- “Mmmm ‘appiness is indeed a warm gun.” Unwashed Pirate Stephen after shooting Crazy Train Tara!

- “Now lets slap Marco with my balls.” Brian while preparing to dunk us into the tank at the Beltane festivities.

- “Look private… general… whatever you may be. I could probably be scarier than most, and if I can’t be.. my sister is crazy, French, and pregnant. Watch yourself. She might go all magical maverick on you.” Teen Terror Alex’s commentary on her sister, AJ.

- “Of course you do. She’s female and mobile.” Krazy Kitty to Awesome Alain when he mentioned that he enjoyed one of Tara’s personalities.

- “Goodnight insufferable female with an inappropriate hair color.” A parting from Crazy Train Tara (or more specifically, one of her alternate personalities) to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell

- “So, did you want to Role Play again….like we did the other night, where you’re the subservient chick and I’m the dude you wanna bang?” Brale Brother Baker to Crazy Train Tara.

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Overheard.
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The Red Dragon Inn seemed almost a depressing place early Tuesday night! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade was actually feeling a bit guilty over hurting Frat Boy Tristen! Jade??? Guilty??? You’re kidding us! While throwing down drinks to wash her guilt away, she took no heed to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s excellent advice to live and let live. In fact, the pair exchanged a few harsh words as SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee tried to snap the TRASH-tastic One out of her self-pity!

We just don’t like this Frat Boy Quinn and we certainly don’t like him spending time with Booze Sis Hina! Despite her connections with the other Booze Sisters, Hina’s actually got a bit of class…. or did until she started spending massive amounts of time with this boozing, commitment-ducking frat boy! She was seen throwing back shots of hard liquor in an attempt to “catch up” with him after joining him in one of his alcohol fests a bit late. In fact, we hear it was Hina who paid Amber for the frat boys drinks! Come on, Hina! Really, you can do better!

The lovely S’jira was seen in her usual quiet manner in the Inn. However, we hear that she appeared a bit concern. She had a quiet conversation with Eless that seemed to put her mind at ease somewhat. We also hear that the ladies discussed the break-up between Eless and Wil. Word on the street is that Eless might be just a wee bit bitter about how quickly Bad Boy Wil was able to move on! We suppose tigers can never change their stripes. We had hoped we were wrong about his inability to turn over a new leaf.

Have we mentioned lately just how afraid of Alysia we are??? Yes??? Well, we’re going to do it again. The woman is HAWT but SCARY!!! She was overheard telling several patrons of a fantastic cosmetic surgery she had which gives her retractable fangs. Oh, Lord! She evidently loves the ability to be able to thoroughly throw vampire hunters off their game. Uh, yeah, and on that note, Alysia is fabulously beautiful, classy, and an all-around good person. Think that’s enough to keep us on her good side???

Therapist Chryrie evidently has been telling people that she’s in need of a vacation from this town! What a bummer! She certainly hasn’t seemed happy as of late. Rumor is that her problems may stem back to the failure of her marriage. That’s enough to put anyone in a bit of a slump! We think she needs a tropical paradise vacation where she will be catered to by HAWT cabana boys! After that, she’ll be right back to her old form!

Later in the night Brale Brother Baker was overheard announcing that the new official RhyDin greeting with be the “Ass Pat”. DoD-er Eve was quite delighted with his proclamation while the rest of the patrons seemed amused but not too enthusiastic. Interestingly enough, it seems that Lord Brutin gets quite a kick out of the Inn’s biggest boozing couple! He was seen actually grinning when Eve referred to slaves as “freedomly challenged”. Well, at least they amuse him! We’d be quite sad if they annoyed him to the point of killing them!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Frat Boy Dean expressing frustration over Frat Boy Tristen’s heartbreak over TRASH-tastic Jade seeing other men. It seems that relationship is over before it even began. Frat Boy Dean didn’t see the big deal as he could always get a new “chew toy”. Classy. We wonder if he feels that Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy can be replaced as easily???

- Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade being cornered in a booth by Charlotte! OMG! OMG! OMG! After all that Dakota put Charlotte through, she can’t be happy that her dear friend Jade is now dating her ex. They kept their conversation low so we have no details. We would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

- Brian and his lovely wife Jenai seen spending some quality time together outside the house! It’s good that these two are back in town. Not only are they delicious but they’re also completely unpredictable! Love it! And we love that their marriage still seems to be going strong!

- Trinala telling Awesome Alain that she is currently dating one of his employees and later attempting to convince him to attend Beltane. He didn’t seem all that convinced. Can you even imagine Awesome Alain at Beltane??? Dark, dangerous, and handsome? Check, check, check. Festive, merry, and light? Most certainly not!

- Crazy Train Tara charming the menfolk! It seems time away from RhyDin hasn’t put any rust on her seduction techniques. She was overheard offering her…. er, services to Awesome Alain, Grem, and Psycho Skid. Grem was the only one who seemed quite against the idea! We feel there is some back story between the pair that we would love to know!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee telling Frat Boy Quinn that he seems “easy to domesticate” when he told her of his dislike for commitment! We’d love to see SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee break one of those frat boys in, wouldn’t you???

- Monica gushing to PAARTY Girl Atalanta who was tending bar about the many wonderful attributes of PAARTY Girl Chase! NOOOOOO! This girl is a goner! We hear that she’s quite the fan of Chase’s music and while we must admit that Chase is quite the musician, she’s just a GIANT mess! Mamas, don’t let your little girls grow up to be rock stars!

- Krazy Kitty gearing up to send us for a swim! No joke! It seems that she was overheard telling Eless just how much she’s looking forward to seeing us in the dunking booth for the Saturday Beltane festival! Well, it all goes to a good cause, right? We sure hope she’s planning on taking a turn in the seat of honor once our tour of duty is up! Wouldn’t the citizens of RhyDin like to see that???

- Therapist Chryrie hauling off and SLAPPING Psycho Skid for kissing her! That boy’s got some big ones! What makes us wonder even more for his sanity is that he actually seemed to enjoy the slap! He is definitely the interesting sort.

- Crazy Train Tara kissing Anubis! Good Lord! What is WRONG with that girl??? Isn’t it Krazy Kitty’s job to keep her in check??? Her fawning over him didn’t end there! She delivered him drinks and massaged his shoulders. We’re shocked that there are women that will do this by choice!

- Lord Brutin and Baker sharing a table together! Certainly an oddity in and of itself but to make matters even more curious (and amusing) the pair were discussing how one finds a good slave girl. They were joined by DoD-er Eve who only made the entire thing even more of a giant belly laugh! We almost feel badly for poor Lord Brutin for being subjected to those two!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “Listen, man. Don’t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you’re pushing a B-cup. I’m not the one who dressed you. ” The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- “”Why thank you. I’m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.” Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- “I’m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!” Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- “I don’t understand what’s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That’s it!” Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- “You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she’ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.” Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn’t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn’t it sound as if she’s speaking from experience???

- ” I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.” Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker’s story?

- “I wonder if there’s enough room for Sartan’s ego and Bran’s tail in that ring.” Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- “Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?” So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- “Name’s P’Imp. I’m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?” The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- “If you need help, Rena, I’m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.” So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Overheard.
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Whoa. The Red Dragon Inn is certainly a good deal more…. colorful on the nights that Tara makes an appearance. Sunday night was just one of those nights and, as usual, we’re having trouble making sense of all that our sources wish to report! Evidently she was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she would like to get to know Frat Boy Tristen a bit better before she “let him delight” on her naked body. Iiiinteresting! We hear that Tristen was quite confused! Evidently, Frat Boy Tristen’s been quite loyal to TRASH-tastic Jade as of late. We pity him.

Our sources also tell us that Tara was seen meeting her husband later in the evening. That’s some blow to the head she took if she can’t remember her own mate! Confused yet??? We certainly are!

Ha! Ethan was pretty darn toooore up! When Caitlin expressed concern over the battered look of his face, Ethan fessed up that DoD-er Rena’s man Boy Toy Aaron had accomplished the feat (…which we EXCLUSIVELY reported to you)! That cutie Caitlin should stay far, far away from Ethan. That boy is a walking mess! He literally cannot get anything right! And somebody really needs to teach him to duck a punch…. and SOON!!! We almost feel bad for him…. at least that is until we remember his tendency for heading off with PAARTY Girl Chase!

Miss Mercy was giving Jolyon a good ribbing over his constant companions — the Smith girls! Neither were present but we’re obviously not the only ones to notice his preference for the two lovely lasses! Miss Mercy was overheard asking if he too has caught the marriage bug. Jolyon remained mum and for that we HATE HIM!!! We’re still dyyyying to know which of the girls has caught his fancy!

We hear DoD-er Evie isn’t too pleased with us saying that ale has rotted out her brain! She was overheard telling Brale Brother Baker and Eless that the Great Gossip GangSTAR is no longer one of her favorite people. We are crushed, we tell you! CRUSHED!!! However, we must stick to our guns and continue to proclaim that the combination of ale and Baker has certainly caused Eve a loss of brain cells!

Wowzers! Our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but we hear that some steamy looks were being exchanged between Sylvia and Sianna’s bro, Hudson! The pair had a table all to themselves and were carrying on as if they were the only two in the Inn. There is definitely some heated chemistry between the pair! We just hope that they give into it! Sylvia deserves happiness and Hudson seems like just the sort that can deliver on such happiness!!!

Sunday night was the scene of more fast and furious MADNESS action in the Annex! The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan can keep his ego on full blast as he was able to proceed into the second round. Another winner of the night was Jaycy’s baby’s rumored daddy, Leo! He had little trouble dispatching his opponent and proceeding forward in the Dalamar bracket! We bet Jaycy’s oh-so proud!

Posted: April 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Playboy Demon Damien sure is getting a bit naughty! He was seen Saturday night putting his grubby hands all over the SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee but she was quite quick to remove his hand. Yet SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was also overheard inviting P.D. Damien as her date to the private party that Hina was throwing for the Boozing Sisters and the Frat Boys that was to be held later that night! We have a feeling that Boozing Sister Hina would NOT like that one bit!

Our sources overheard Aaric asking out the demure Caitlin on a dinner date in a quite elegant manner! We are totally falling head over heels for these two! A charming man and an elegant young woman…. a match made in heaven! We hope the dinner date goes smashing!

Man, oh, man, can Krazy Kitty work it or what??? She was seen strutting her stuff in the Inn trying to demonstrate to Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy how to correctly walk in high heels! Her strut is enough to make even DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy beam in pride! All we can say is that Krazy Kitty’s walk is absolutely awe-inspiring. Boozing Sister R.R. Rhy was QUITE impressed!

Brale Brother Baker was later overheard asking Krazy Kitty if it bothers her that Tass is often seen kissing on other women! That boy’s got some set of them, doesn’t he??? Krazy Kitty made it clear that there’s not a jealous bone in her body. When Brale Brother Baker went on to question as to whether or not they were “swingers”, Krazy Kitty certainly didn’t deny the accusation! WOW!

OMG! It’s about FREAKING time! Den Mama Sid and Scottie finally found their way back to the Inn! Can we describe to you how much we’ve missed these two and their palpable HAWTNESS?!?!? Sid was behind the bar and, thus, all was right with the universe for a couple of hours! She better not go away on us like that again. We were having major Sid-withdrawal. The shakes are finally starting to dissipate!

Luscious Lydia was seen downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena with Hunky Carpenter Glenn for a nerf bat fight! Lydia was overheard introducing Soerl to Glenn as “our next Overlord”! We love Lydia’s stand! Down with the higher ranks! Commoner for Overlord!

Posted: April 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Playboy Demon Damien was sulking again Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He probably didn’t realize just the crap that he’d get for dumping Boozing Sister TRASH-tastic Jade. He sure was getting an earful from Boozing Sister Hina. It seems that Damien might be feeling a bit bad for how he’s been acting FINALLY! We hear that he was seen giving back the engagement ring he took from TRASH-tastic Jade and may have even apologized! We sure hope she doesn’t fall for it. He’s a playboy! How many more times does he have to prove that???

The brunette twin Serena was behind the bar with that trouble making tender Missy and had a giant armful of questions for DoD-er Rena about Rena’s past relationship with Serena’s sister’s man, Darren…. who happened to be there listening in on the conversation! Awkward? Neither woman seemed to think so. Rena was asserting that Darren’s not the somber man that he was several years ago! Can you imagine Darren as the serious sort??? We sure as heck can’t!

Wowza! It seems that Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy sure knows how to keep a relationship HAWT and SPICY! She sauntered her way into the Inn in a fitted gray knee length pencil skirt, a classic white button-down blouse, and black sling backs! What a naughty little librarian! She turned more than a few heads, including Frat Boy Dean. Way to make your man droooool, girl!

Antonio took over for the tending ladies later in the night and it was he that waited on the lovely Therapist Chryrie…. who seemed in need of a good listener herself. She declined Antonio’s offer to talk about whatever was on her mind, though. Instead, she just asked him to make sure that her wine glass was kept full. We sure hope everything’s okay with RhyDin’s favorite therapist!

DoD-er Eve made an appearance with Brale Brother Baker and, as usual, the insanity followed. Eve was overheard wondering aloud how she wound up catching the most romantic patron of the Inn. Sheer dumb luck, we suppose! The pair were evidently trying to corrupt the marvelous Ranger Hawk by feeding him some very poor pick-up lines to use on Alysia! Thankfully, Ranger Hawk was wise enough not to try them out and Alysia kept her threats directed to Brale Brother Baker.

The day after The Diamond Sartan declared that no duelist with a record of under 15 wins over losses should hold the Overlord title, Luscious Lydia was sporting a t-shirt that let her stance on the issue be known! The front said “Bane for Overlord” and the back read “Soerl for Overlord”! Good for her! We need that t-shirt! Or maybe we’ll make our own that reads “Commoners Do It Better”!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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