Eye On The Opals Tuesday!

Brale Brother Reap was seen at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn on Tuesday night giving Quinn a shoulder to cry on and supplying her with alcohol. It seems that Quinn was all upset because her boy, Dean, had taken off. There should be some sort of rule that B.B. Reap isn’t allowed around alcohol and other people’s girlfriends. Unfortunately for B.B. Reap barely before he was able to start putting his moves on Quinn, Dean was tossed out of the Nexus and into the Inn. The pair had a sappy reunion over beer. Blah.

B.B. Reap wasn’t left without entertainment for too long because our Eve walked through the door. That’s right! You read it right! Eve! She was her typical ridiculous self too! We hear that she was trying to get Nigel to kiss her hand… because he’s British and that’s what British people do. Don’t blame us for the crazy reasoning. We don’t make this stuff up, we just report it! Based on her remarks, it seems that she is NOT looking for a new man. Evidently, she was overheard talking about Brale Brother Baker and it seems that the pair’s relationship remains cemented in alcohol and off color jokes!

A sizable crowd gathered in the Arena to watch as the Warlord Teagan pressed her right to challenge against the Baron of Dragon’s Gate, Cassius! Although Cassius had been pretty harsh with the warlord since the challenge was issued there didn’t seem to be any bad blood between them. It seems most wrote the comments Cassius made as just him being his typical grumpy self. In fact, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan even said in her challenge that she had chosen Cassius because he would be the most difficult “challenge”.

The talk of the night wasn’t Arena politics, though, but the Outback’s opals! With the rash of opal challenges (on the date in question all the opals were under challenge) interest in the infamous objects has been raised yet again. They do seem to have some odd impacts on their holders — some opals more than others and some holders more than others. Some of the Outbacks regulars are a little nervous that the challengers don’t know what they’re getting into. FLAWLESS Koy was overheard explaining the situation, at least the best its understood, with Deliciously Sinful Sin and questioning Old Man Tass about his interest in them.

They weren’t the only ones deep in discussion about them, though. Speedster Nova, who’s ex-wife/baby mama went bonkers thanks to an opal, has been trying to convince Smokin’ Sartan not to go after one for quite a while. So far he’s convinced Smokin’ Sartan to put it off. Sartan is not one of the most recent challenges but has continued to discuss the possibility.

The Baron Cassius chose a single match format match after declaring his loyalty to the current Overlord, Tical. However, Tical did not intercede nor did Cassius ask him to do so. The match remained neck in neck until the end when S.P.G. Teagan pulled away for the win. Cassius took the loss on the chin and didn’t seem too terribly upset. In fact, he was overheard saying that if he hadn’t have lost this barony he would have no way of attempting to tie Cletus Ganderfald’s record of most baronies held. In fact, it was Teagan who actually seemed irritated at the end of the match when there was some issues about her loyalty. The Overlord, Tical, advised her that he did not care if she went renegade or loyal and it seemed as if Teagan would go renegade until her friend, Maria, asked her to go loyal. Teagan go loyal did but it led to what appeared to be a not so friendly conversation between the two Crew members, Tical and Maria. We’re not really sure what loyalty means to S.P.G. Teagan anyway since she’s not even exactly loyal to the people she’s sleeping with. Guess we’ll see!

Congratulations to the new Baroness of Dragon’s Gate, Teagan!

Edited: January 3rd, 2010

Ms. Monday!

Heh. Things haven’t changed a whole lot in the last couple years, have they? Some of the faces may have changed but Brale Brother Baker is still asking them to pour ale on the breasts. Yeeeep! B.B. Baker was overheard asking Kendall to make him some brale. Evidently Kendall had no idea what brale was and, thankfully, B.B. Baker was too distracted by drinking to go into any details. We think she might be just the type to cut him for the mere suggestion!

B.B. Baker missed his partner in crime, Brale Brother Reap, by minutes evidently! Such a shame! It’s been too long since we’ve seen them in action together. That’s not to say that B.B. Reap isn’t fully capable of causing trouble all on his very own. We hear that he was overheard telling PJ (not the original one but the college girl) that Head Pussy Panther should install ale taps on the other side of the bar, should keep the dragons out of the Inn so they don’t blow snot on patrons, and there should be more breasts. We’re sure that H.P. Panther will get right on that. By the way, is anybody shocked that B.B. Reap became fast friends with a sorority girl???? Yeah, didn’t think so.

SUUUUPER Des two nights in a row??? We’re shocked! Pleasantly, of course! She was seen strolling into the Inn Monday night and greeted Mega Mom Icer. But it was her conversation with B.B. Reap that got our sources some MAJOR news! It seems that SUUUUPER Des is now MS. SUUUUUPER Des. She is no longer married! And you know what newly divorced women are looking for, right??? Sex without strings attached! You go get ‘em, girlfriend! B.B. Reap certainly looked interested.

Bekah and Lucky Lawyer Lucien were quite entangled late into the night when she arrived. It’s good to see that Crazy Train Tara hasn’t offed her yet. It’s really just a matter of time. We’re ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE that C.T. Tara will not allow this to stand. You don’t date one of C.T. Tara’s men without her written permission. They didn’t last long in the Inn. Not soon after Bekah got there, L.L. Lucien was whisking her off…. and we can only imagine where he was taking her. There’s something entirely yummy about that pair!

Quite the crowd gathered in the Outback for regular dueling as well as for a match between Tass, the holder of Pathfinder, and the creature known as Jiggly! Tass took the first duel but Jiggly took two nail biters after that to secure the title. Old Man Tass put up quite the fight against the odd little creature, though!

Congratulations has to go out to Jiggly even though we’re pretty sure it’s not the reading sort!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was overheard telling Real Estate Mogul Rena that she’s doing much better in her lessons these days… which we’re glad to hear! The pair did some catching up while watching the duels. And they were even joined by Doc Eva and Manly Mason! We hear there’s been some tension between R.E.M. Rena and Doc Eva since we’ve been away. No idea why. But things seemed fine and dandy Monday night as they hung out and watched the duels go down together!

Smokin’ Sartan is STILL trying to hook his boys up with no luck! Poor Speedster Nova is going to die a spinster! And Randy Rix is going to become a cat figurine collector! Slutty Pirate Teagan still seems far more interested in Smokin’  Sartan than either of his friends and while Smokin’ Sartan tried Maria, she didn’t seem all that enthused either. We know that Crew fans are going to accuse us of bringing up old, unfounded rumors and we’re sure that their respective representatives will issue official denials by morning but Maria and Hot Toddy Tical have been seen together a lot lately.  Take it for what you will!

FLAWLESS Koy really needs to get a handle on it! What is wrong with that girl??? She was seen trying to fight in a fair amount of pain Monday night and then when she pulled off those padded boots she’s been fighting in, she had cuts all over her feet! And they were bleeding everywhere! Why in the world was this girl in a ring??? Her husband, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, is going to be livid when he hears about this!!! We hear that Doc Eva went to work and lectured the Un-FLAWLESS looking Koy about fighting in her condition. Ridiculous!

Edited: December 8th, 2009

Little Big Locke Saturday!

Reality Check Brandon was back to work Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn trying to keep Playboy Shane from falling victim to those darn wiley women! He was overheard on yet another diatribe about SLUTTACIOUS Darcy. REAL Gypsy Lilli (we’ve decided to call her that because there’s a lot of people that run around calling themselves gypsies but that girl is like fresh off the caravan gypsy) tried to stand up a bit for S. Darcy but R.C. Brandon was hearing none of it. We’re not entirely sure where he’s going with this one as to date we haven’t seen him approve of a single female. This is RhyDin, R.C. Brandon! There’s a million and one good women. Which one is going to be??? Just let us know! We’ll make it happen!

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

Edited: June 27th, 2009

Overheard Around Town!

- “I find that women and minds are an annoying combination.” You can blame that one on Brale Brother Baker!

- “We playin’ telephone? I used to always add the word ‘penis’ even if I didn’t hear it. ” That little tid bit from Captain Sassy Pants Eve does not surprise us one bit.

- “Good news!! Apparently I’m easy!” We hate to burst your bubble, Playboy Shane, but that’s not news.

- “That is not what I donated. ” According to Neo when Deliciously Sinful Sin streaked the Charity Auction.

- “Ali’s got like.. six cooches. He’ll show them to you if you ask.” Ali’s got six… what, Deliciously Sinful Sin?!?!

- “Bout the same time you have puppies?” Head Pussy Panther in response to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee asking him when he and S’jira were going to have kittens.

- “Whatever happened to the golden days of the RDI….where lesbians and loose women where only a hands-grope away?” Another classy line courtesy of Brale Brother Baker.

- “Maybe she’s like an..uberlesbian?  You know.. the kind that absolutely despise dudes, and wear burckenstocks?” Don’t blame us if you’re offended. Blame Brale Brother Reap… but we’re guessing you’ll have to get in line. He offends people just waking up in the morning.

- ” It’s called planned parenting, Icer.  The problem with being fully sentient creature is we don’t mate just for reproduction, so to say.  So the smart thing is to pick the times, instead of just letting yourself pop out kids like a bubble gum machine.” Therapist Chryrie’s thoughts on the dragon epidemic.

- “That bothers you?  Figured you’re the type that’s on your knees some way or the other sorta often.” Lil’ Lirssa to Brale Brother Baker when he complained of getting his knees dirty by crawling around. Score: L. Lirssa 1, B.B Baker 0.

- “Nah….yer thinkin’ of my bitches.” Brale Brother Baker in reply to Lil’ Lirssa. Score: L. Lirssa 1, B.B Baker 1.

- “That’s just gross, Half-baked.  Really, isn’t there a law against doing that to animals?” Lil’ Lirssa in reply to Brale Brother Baker. Ding ding! We have a winner! Final Score: L. Lirssa 2, B.B Baker 1.

Edited: June 21st, 2009

We’re on the Case Tuesday!

Wow, wow, wow! At first we thought that Therapist Chryrie just felt sorry for Psycho Skid for getting dropped like a hot potato by The Many Faces of Fio! But now we’re starting to think that she might actually have… FEEEEEEELINGS for him! The pair were seen acting awfully cozy Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Does nobody in this town have a problem with banging a friend/relative’s ex???

SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was around flirting with Brale Brother Baker. That girl certainly does like taken men. We hear that the new guy Drake (not the guy she dated but a more sour-faced one) spent quite a bit of time making fun of her. As Intern Hot to Trot always says, if you don’t like someone, you ignore them. If you make fun of someone, you’ve actually got a thing for them. We tend to agree with her here. He certainly seemed to be spending a lot of time metaphorically pulling her pig tails if you know what we mean!

We hear that SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was seen holding hands with a different man later into the night. We’re not sure yet who this mystery man is but we’re hearing rumors from our sources that they have been seen together multiple times in the last several weeks. Don’t fret! We’re on the case!

OMG! We hear that Lil’ Lirssa REALLY laid into Brale Brother Baker with some major zingers. And they’re the sort of zingers that are going to earn her a lecture! We’re guessing she thought nobody would report them but, sorry to say, Lirssa, they made into the Overheard section! She’s got quite the dirty little mouth…. and B.B. Baker wasn’t holding any nasty verbal punches either! Eventually, Real Estate Mogul Rena found her way into the Inn and broke up the highly inappropriate conversation. Thank heavens for R.E.M. Rena!

Here’s some news! Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin were seen spending a night together that didn’t end or start in a nasty argument! They were definitely feeling each other Tuesday night! Those are two hot blooded men, right there.  If their relationship gets that heated in public we can only imagine what goes on behind closed doors! At the end of the night, Sullen Sal was seen hauling off a very drunk D.S. Sin! We’re sure they were off to do naughty, naughty things!

Later into the night, R.E.M. Rena was seen catching up with the one and only Marvelous Maeve! We hear that M. Maeve questioned her about whether or not she’s dating Prof. Jolyon. R.E.M. Rena, of course, denied the charge (which we so don’t believe anymore) but it proves that we’re not the only ones who see right through their act! Our only question is why they’re going to such great lengths to hide the chemisty!

Edited: June 21st, 2009