Sooo… has Lang found himself a new woman??? He was seen chatting with Booze Sis Alyssa and helping her fix her kite Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Alyssa has made some choice comments about Lang’s sexual preference but we think that’s just a cover for the MAJOR CRUSH she has on him!!! She just wants him to scoop her up and prove otherwise. It’s really not all that shocking. We’ll never understand women (we doubt they even understand themselves) but Lang certainly seems to have some sort of pull over them!!!

Ew! Ever since Psycho Skid dumped Booze Sis Hina, he’s seemed a bit…. dirty and sleazy! He was at the bar catching up with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, running a hand up her leg. No, no, no! Don’t touch! We can’t have Psycho Skid and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee hooking up. There’s just something very wrong about that! Their flirting was broke up by Banana Rama Bree who we hear was slightly PISSED at Psycho Skid but her moods seem to change with the wind. We do hear that she offered to give Skid’s son the birds and bees speech when they time comes. OMG!!! We would pay money to hear Banana Rama Bree give that talk!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta seemed AWFULLY curious over exactly what it is that SMASHING Issy and the Scath-babes do! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke better reign his girl in!!! We love the Scath-babes as much as the next guy (and they are waaaaay hot) but they’re certainly not what you look for in a girlfriend! They can be downright scary. Luckily, we don’t see PAARTY Girl Atalanta as the type to put down the booze long enough to go help SMASHING Issy and the girls fight for justice!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was AGAIN looking a bit thick around the midsection when she was spotted in the Outback Monday night! We’re almost completely convinced that she’s pregnant! The rumors are really starting to run rampant! When is her camp going to finally come out and tell us the truth??? It’s a baby, not a scandal! Come on, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Don’t keep us in suspense any longer!

Jesse actually seemed a bit happy to spot old rival Cute Single Dad Bane later into the night in the Outback! We suppose he was hoping that C.S.D. Bane would clue the new kids in on the Legend of Jesse! We should be his ghost writer for that book. Despite his cockiness (or perhaps because of it), Jesse NEVER seems to have trouble keeping himself surrounded by pretty females. It seems that he’s been quick to find a bantering partner and Kazzy seems awfully willing to take the task! She may act like she dislikes him but, in the end, they ALWAYS wind up in bed with him!

Posted: May 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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In honor of the founder of the Duel of Fists, Head Pussy Panther, a cyclical tournament is held within the Outback to celebrate the rising talent among the brawlers!!! Everyone ranked beneath Emerald is given the opportunity to participate and, without fail, the event is a fantastic night of hard-hitting action! The Outback’s brightest young stars were out to throw their dukes up against one another with SUUUUPER Des overseeing the whole thing!

The night started out a bit on the crazy side! Luscious Lydia waltzed on in clad in a cheerleading outfit complete with purple pom poms! Oh, be still our heart! That is the start of quite a few men’s fantasies and, by the look on his face, Cute Single Dad Bane might be one of those men! It’s nice to see that Luscious Lydia knows how to keep her man satisfied.

We hear Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was quite confused to be face-to-face with RAT-tastic Napoleon for the very first time! What never seen a talking, dueling, candy-fiend rodent before, Locke??? Yes, he is REALLY a rat! And, yes, he REALLY is a pirate…. at least he claims he is!

Space Girl Alyson and Space Boy Chase (the male one, not the PAARTY version) were seen quite close between rounds as they competed! It seems that the pair are definitely keeping their relationship hush-hush but you can’t deny the chemistry there! We love to spot them sneaking little talks between matches. Absolutely adorable!

With Napoleon cheering on his former Badside Brawlers teammate, it was Kaylin who emerged victorious and won the Claw for the cycle! Congratulations, Kaylin!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Tournaments.
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Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

Posted: April 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Playboy Demon Damien was sulking again Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He probably didn’t realize just the crap that he’d get for dumping Boozing Sister TRASH-tastic Jade. He sure was getting an earful from Boozing Sister Hina. It seems that Damien might be feeling a bit bad for how he’s been acting FINALLY! We hear that he was seen giving back the engagement ring he took from TRASH-tastic Jade and may have even apologized! We sure hope she doesn’t fall for it. He’s a playboy! How many more times does he have to prove that???

The brunette twin Serena was behind the bar with that trouble making tender Missy and had a giant armful of questions for DoD-er Rena about Rena’s past relationship with Serena’s sister’s man, Darren…. who happened to be there listening in on the conversation! Awkward? Neither woman seemed to think so. Rena was asserting that Darren’s not the somber man that he was several years ago! Can you imagine Darren as the serious sort??? We sure as heck can’t!

Wowza! It seems that Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy sure knows how to keep a relationship HAWT and SPICY! She sauntered her way into the Inn in a fitted gray knee length pencil skirt, a classic white button-down blouse, and black sling backs! What a naughty little librarian! She turned more than a few heads, including Frat Boy Dean. Way to make your man droooool, girl!

Antonio took over for the tending ladies later in the night and it was he that waited on the lovely Therapist Chryrie…. who seemed in need of a good listener herself. She declined Antonio’s offer to talk about whatever was on her mind, though. Instead, she just asked him to make sure that her wine glass was kept full. We sure hope everything’s okay with RhyDin’s favorite therapist!

DoD-er Eve made an appearance with Brale Brother Baker and, as usual, the insanity followed. Eve was overheard wondering aloud how she wound up catching the most romantic patron of the Inn. Sheer dumb luck, we suppose! The pair were evidently trying to corrupt the marvelous Ranger Hawk by feeding him some very poor pick-up lines to use on Alysia! Thankfully, Ranger Hawk was wise enough not to try them out and Alysia kept her threats directed to Brale Brother Baker.

The day after The Diamond Sartan declared that no duelist with a record of under 15 wins over losses should hold the Overlord title, Luscious Lydia was sporting a t-shirt that let her stance on the issue be known! The front said “Bane for Overlord” and the back read “Soerl for Overlord”! Good for her! We need that t-shirt! Or maybe we’ll make our own that reads “Commoners Do It Better”!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We seriously nearly slapped our source for giving us the news because we didn’t believe him…. but evidently it’s true! Thursday night in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn, Playboy Demon Damien had the NERVE to ask for the engagement ring that he gave TRASH-tastic Jade back! You must be kidding us! That’s so so so classless. A guy should never ask for an engagement ring back, it’s a freaking gift! If we were Jade, we wouldn’t have given it back. Poor TRASH-tastic Jade looked downright sullen when she handed the ring over. Thankfully, she was surrounded by the Frat Boys and her Boozing Sisters.

Gah! We hate Damien for making us feel for the TRASH-tastic One!

Are we the only ones who think Damien was a bit jealous that TRASH-tastic Jade was hanging out with Frat Boy Tristen and that’s the real reason he asked for that ring back??? Frat Boy Tristen was indeed there and was quite quick to take the party else where along with Boozing Sister Hina, Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and a couple of the other frat boys. They seemed determine to keep her in good spirits!

The adorable bookworm Caitlin seems to have a new male admirer! Maybe Ethan’s guy advice actually helped! She was seen with one heck of a looker whose name is Aaric. Tall, dark, and handsome + gorgeous, intelligent, and demure! Sounds like a perfect equation for romance in our book. We’ll be keeping an eye out for these two!

Was Locke actually picking PAARTY Girl Atalanta from her room in the Inn for a date??? Our sources swear that’s what they saw! The pair were dressed casually but were seen hand-in-hand as they left the Inn. Very very cute! Locke may just turn that troubled girl into a real lady! We love when a good man starts rubbing off on a mess of a girl.

Alright! Enough is enough, Jolyon! It’s time you picked a Smith girl! The night before he was seen with Juliane but Thursday night he was back with Ballerina Katarina! The pair had drinks together at a table, shared some intimate conversation and she was even seen rubbing his face ever so briefly. He seemed to be dropping some pretty flirty comments and even Sianna seemed to approve of his attention to her future husband’s cousin! Speaking of Sianna, can she BE any more charming??? The Hudson siblings and the Smith family is just too much for us sometimes! We can’t wait until Johnny and Sianna pop out some FABULOUS babies!!!

Imp was back in action on the caller’s couch and up to his usual antics of course! He spent his time calling matches in between giving the finger to male duelists and feeling up the female patrons! What are you going to do with the Imp-ster but love him though??? Luscious Lydia was one of his hapless victims but her ire was soon put to rest as she joined Cute Single Dad Bane. We hear that Lydia was even caught blushing with C.S.D. Bane called her “beautiful”! Wow! Lydibane is just too freaking perfect! We’re so waiting for them to have their first major public blow-out.

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and The Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran were exchanging insults in the Inn’s basement Arena…. once again. The root of their disagreement seems confusing to us but it’s quite clear that the pair do not like one another! These two are actually in the same bracket in the upcoming Duel of Swords Madness Tournament and would face one another in the Sweet Sixteen should both make it that far. We’re already counting on that one! It’ll be a trash-talking lover’s dream!

Whine, whine, whine. Bran wasn’t the only person that Sartan had a problem with. It seems that he exchanged words with Baron of the Old Market District G’nort, Cute Single Dad Bane, and Luscious Lydia by saying that he would immediately challenge anyone who didn’t hold the rank of warlord if they won the Overlord title in the Madness Tournament, including Lydibane! C.S.D. Bane said he thinks it would be great if a non-warlord won the Overlord title and WE AGREE!!! Boo on the Old Boys’ Warlord Club! And major boo on Sartan! He’s really turning into an arrogant prick. We like it when he keeps his mouth shut and just looks HAWT instead!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn proved to be further proof that Hina is spending far too much time with TRASH-tastic Jade! Hina bounced her way in and was all to happy to start showing off all her new piercings. Le sigh! We had such high hopes for this one too. It seems TRASH-tastic Jade’s mourning period is OVAR, by the way! She was seen “entertaining” the Frat Boys with her lovely charms. In fact, it seems that Frat Boy Dean is interested in hooking her up with Frat Boy Tristen! A Frat Boy is certainly a big change from Demon Playboy Damien!

As for Hina, perhaps the whole Mini Frank Cor confusion has become too much for her! She doesn’t seem to be willing to wait for Not Mini Frank Cor/Mini Frank Cor. She was also seen hanging out with a Frat Boy of her own. We couldn’t catch this one’s name…. but does it really matter? Those kids multiply like cockroaches! We just cannot keep up! Skid didn’t seem all that happy with her new Frat Boy friend nor all the time she’s been spending with TRASH-tastic Jade. In fact, he seemed a weeee bit jealous! It’s funny how a man’s tune can change the minute the woman he dropped starts becoming popular with the menfolk, eh???

WHAT?!?! We were almost entirely convinced that Jolyon had chosen a Smith girl and it was Ballerina Katarina…. but now we’re lost and confused AGAIN! Jolyon was seen hanging out with the adorable Juliane in the Inn and was even overheard telling her how “lovely” she is! We’re totally at a loss. Could Jolyon be playing the Smith girls???

Peredhil only seems to be confirming reports that Pipes and Perry are kaput! He was seen in the Inn chatting up another lovely woman. We hear this one goes by the name Wren and that she’s a new arrival to town. We don’t doubt that he’ll find another young woman in no time to grace his arm! Peredhil ooooozes that sort of gentlemanly charm that the ladies go wild for! Later he was spotted hanging out at a table with Johnny AND his bro-in-law-to-be Hudson! OMG! Can you come up with a hotter trio of RhyDin bachelors??? The three were discussing Johnny’s upcoming nuptials which we just cannot wait for!

Krazy Kitty and Tass just cannot seem to keep their hands off one another! We are continuously shocked by the change in Krazy Kitty since Tass returned. The pair were seen occupying a table and chatting with DoD-er Rena and her Boy Toy Aaron. In fact, Krazy Kitty dropped the knowledge that before Aaron met Rena, he’d asked Kitty to set him up on a blind date with one of her friends. Krazy Kitty was congratulating him on landing on of her friends all on his own!!! It seems things are smoothed over now between Rena and Aaron. He seemed to be downright cuddly with the woman.

Things definitely seem to becoming more heated between Bad Boy Wil and that girl Siren girl. We still don’t know what to think about this one. Of course, Eless did leave Bad Boy Wil and he has been pretty heartbroken. We just have the feeling he’s moving too soon! This has got to be a rebound relationship and rebound relationships aren’t good for either party! We guess we’ll all just have to wait and see!

Awww! Have we mentioned just how adorable we find Locke??? He was overheard asking PAARTY Girl Atalanta to be his date to the wedding of Johnny and Sianna! When she accepted, he was absolutely BEAMING! Good for him! We think he’s definitely a good influence on the girl. Maybe she’ll start spending more time with him and less time with the troublesome PAARTY Girl Chase!

Speaking of an “Awww” moment, Lydibane are just too cute! It seems that Luscious Lydia had a bad day and Cute Single Dad Bane wasted no time in wrapping his arms around her and to whisper sweet nothings her way. The pair are definitely growing on us! In fact, if the Gov MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy don’t watch out, they just may lose their title as Cutest Outback Couple to the Lydibane!!!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my! Was that Caitlin (the chick that started all the drama with Ethan) hanging out with Grem??? Grem’s been seen with quite the rotating bevel of beauties as of late so we’re certainly not surprised that pretty Caitlin caught his eye! We hear that this girl is suuuuuper naive, though! Where is AJ to take her under her wing and play big sister??? As for Grem, he’s beginning to rack up quite the reputation since his break-up with Luscious Lydia. Maybe he just needs some time to soothe his woes!

Grem was distracted from surrounding himself with lovely little birds by the entrance of Scath-Babe SMASHING Issy! The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion about some of the Scath-Babes enemies. Issy did not look very pleased by the news at all. We don’t like when Issy doesn’t look pleased! It usually means trouble…. or that she’s about to beat on one of the Kidd brothers and that we do find amusing! Speaking of the Kidd brothers, it was in fact Stephen that lightened the mood with his usual silliness. He and JEZEBEL Jewell were up to their normal antics. Neither seemed to be any worse for wear after the odd exchange of the previous night with Potter Piper.

JEZEBEL Jewell was later seen catching up with Brian and Wyh Not! Oh, how we miss Brian! It seems that fatherhood has kept him awfully busy! He was overheard telling Jewell that he has his hands full with Jenai and their small brood. We hear that Brian’s attempting to figure out what sort of work to get into in order to stay closer to home. Perhaps some of his good parenting ways will rub off on his “sister”! Just as we hope that some of Wyh Not’s class will rub off on Jewell as well! Speaking of the classy broad herself, Wyh Not was overheard offering her sincere congratulations to the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan for their upcoming little bundle!

We do HEART public engagements so we are happy to report back on a young couple who did just that! Evidently, Jonathon asked a lovely redhead named Boudicca to marry him, presenting her quite the rock to seal the deal. Our sources have confirmed the engagement and state that the wedding will take place quite soon in the bride’s homeland. Although, we do not know much about them we will be keeping our eyes open in the future! Congratulations to the happy couple!

The handsome Johnny was seen behind the bar late into the night with his lovely bride-to-be Sianna with him! We hear that Johnny was attempting to convince Sianna to allow him to ride the mechanical bull the following night at the BBQ in the Glen. Sianna quickly called him out on his attempt to charm her into allowing him to take the risk! We sure hope he wins her over! We’d LOVE to see Johnny ride that bull!

Not Mini-Frank Cor was on the couch calling in the Arena Thursday night and was seen chatting with the brunette twin Spice yet again! Spice had dated Mini-Frank Cor for several months earlier this year but word on the street was that they broke up long before Mini-Frank Cor was linked with Hina. The pair seemed to be having quite the frank discussion and neither seemed particularly happy with the subject matter! Iiiinteresting!

Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane continue to grow clooooser and cloooooser! The pair were again spotted keeping company with one another and being quite cozy. This relationship definitely seems to be on the fast track towards Serious-ville!!! We’re glad that the two FINALLY found what seems to be a good match!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these! Let’s see if we can still remember how!!! We are now proud to present your TWENTY-THIRD Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Ethan with with the very same girl, Caitlin, that started the mess that made most of the Inn hate his guts! Don’t get up in arms, though! He wasn’t flirting with her. Instead, he was giving her advice on how to approach other men at the bar! We’re just not sure what to think about Ethan! We wanted to like him and then we wanted to hate him and now we’re kind of intrigued by him! Maybe… just maybe… he’s good enough for Maeve after all.

- Soerl catching up with DoD-er Rena. These two seem a lot closer now that Soerl has dumped the girlfriend that Rena disapproved of and returned to his wife! According to Soerl, Ayly is improving more and more every day from her recent illness. Get well soon!!!

- A very unhappy Playboy Demon Damien! It seems that he disapproved of a gift that TRASH-tastic Jade took from another man. With Jade’s history, he’s lucky that gifts is all she’s taking from other men!!! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade’s future sis-in-law, Hina, was none to pleased either and actually returned the gift to the man in question. Don’t mess with lil’ sis evidently!

- Cute Single Dad Bane was seen meeting some of Luscious Lydia’s friends, including the lovely Maeve! As usual Maeve’s… uniqueness… seemed to leave him a bit confused. But he’ll grow to HEART her! Everybody does! It certainly seems that LydiBane is getting much more serious! The next thing you know they’ll be meeting each other’s families!

- A mini Frat boy get together! Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy were seen with several of Dean’s “brothers”, including Tyler!!! Remember the last time F.B. Dean, R.R. Rhy, and F.B. Tyler were seen in the Inn together??? It went totally nuclear!!! The incident seemed to be water under the bridge and the bunch got along famously!

- Further proof that PAARTY Girl Chase needs rehab QUICKLY!!! We hear that she started a fight with DoD-er Rena in the Inn and proceeded to tell her that she was getting in over her head! Are you kidding us??? Someone needs to let Chase know that Rena’s a former Overlord and has bad ass cred dripping out of every orifice of her body. Atalanta was present behind the bar and unfortunately reigned Chase in before she got the bloody lip that she probably deserves!

- Juliane and Katarina entertaining Jolyon with their maaaany charms yet again! We’re starting to wonder if both the Smith cousins have a thing for the bachelor! What if it turned into a major brawl between the pair??? Now that’s something the men in this city would pay to see! In fact, we bet it would be just as hard to get a ticket to that cat fight as it is to get a ticket to the opera Katarina’s dancing in!

- Head Pussy Panther in a ring in the Outback!!! The fabled dueler seemed to have a stab of nostalgia Monday night and was seen by our sources sparring with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt!!! We hear that S’jira was there to tend his wounds when he was done! Now that’s what we’re talking about!

Posted: March 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade was NOT pleased with Darkmere Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn when he accused her of making Playboy Demon Damien just another in her long line of conquests! He called her out on the number of times that she’s been engaged now and she seemed a wee bit flustered! Could Jade finally be realizing what a mess she causes in everybody else’s lives??? We still think that Playboy Demon Damien is going to PLAY the playa Jade! Still no wedding date set from what we hear!

Hina, appearing quite down in the dumps, distracted TRASH-tastic Jade by announcing that she needed a change. The pair tried out different hair colors to switch up Hina’s natural silver which she believes makes her look old. We sure hope that Hina finds a look that makes her feel better! That girl needs a good shot of confidence!

OMG! TRASH-tastic Jade certainly was the topic of the night! Jalleia and Alex were seen chatting with some new friends and looking very couple-y later into the night and the topic of the TRASH-tastic one came up! Alex admitted that they shared the same and when Jalleia expressed her surprise that Alex and Jade were somehow related, Alex advised her it was the result of “in-breeding”! SNARK!

PAARTY Girl Chase and PAARTY Girl Atalanta were seen at the bar decked out in their Easter finest which for Chase would mean her normally off-beat clothes complete with bunny ears and for Atalanta meant a modest dress obviously donned for mass. It seems that both were in FINE spirits for the Easter holiday. However, we have serious doubts about just how seriously this pair takes the holiday. In fact, we believe that Chase thinks WWJD stands for “What Would Jagermeister do?”.

It was quite the busy night in the Inn, especially as SUUUUPER Des and Gav’s Late Night shift heated up! We hear that even SMASHING Issy was spotted amongst the crowd! We haven’t seen her in faaaaar too long! She seemed to be keeping a pretty low profile as she sat at the bar and spoke quietly with several patrons.  She’s still as FIERCE as always, though!

Maybe we were wrong about which Smith girl has caught Jolyon’s eye! He was seen at a table alone with Ballerina Katarina and the pair were cheerfully discussing a picnic they had taken on Katarina’s day off from the opera. The two definitely seemed to be getting to know each other a bit better and we couldn’t be more happy about that! However, we weren’t too happy to see Bad Boy Wil STILL in the company of that HUSSY Siren! We think that she knows full well what she’s up to! Stop taking advantage of a heartbroken man! Wil just needs to take a step back and take some time to heal properly.

We hear that late into the night there was a man named Ezra speaking with SUUUUPER Des that claimed to be an ex of DoD-er Charlie! While it’s not all that interesting to note as we all know the DoD-ers have CERTAINLY gotten around. However, what was interesting is that he was using one of the last names that DoD-er Charlie has used AND was quick to clarify that he was none too happy to be connected to her. Do we smell some nasty drama brewing???

Down in the Annex during Fight Night, Luscious Lydia was expressing a bit of concern over news of Big Britches Erin and Redneck Cowboy Jake’s riff to Cute Single Dad Bane and G’naughty G’nort! Nobody seems to have seen much of Erin since Jake’s blow-up and Jake’s been seen planning dates with other women. The big question on her friends’ minds seems to be — where is Erin???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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