The brothers Kidd were in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night up to their usual antics. CHARITY Jewell really needs to find Stephen and Robert a good babysitter for when they’re out in public… or perhaps just a pair of strong muzzles!!! Either way the pair wasn’t in the Inn long before the Watch showed up to arrest Stephen for inciting a riot!!! OMG! They hauled him away and shot Robert through the shoulder for interfering. Awesome Alain attempted to calm the situation but there was no stopping it once it was in motion!

The Gov Kitty entered shortly after and was appraised of the situation by Awesome Alain. She was NOT happy!!! The Gov Kitty said she would quickly get to the bottom of whomever was arresting protesters! You go, Kitty!!! CHARITY Jewell entered later and was told of the situation as well. It appears several rogue Watchmen are behind the arrest/kidnapping and both women vowed to end the men behind it! Even Basalt offered her assistance! What a dangerous trio of ladies that would be!

We hear that Atalanta was a bit out of it Thursday evening! We’re betting the girl had one too many alcoholic beverages. She’s certainly a paaaartier! She was seen in Locke’s company and Locke seemed quite concerned for the young woman that he’s been seen quite a lot with over the last couple of weeks. Well, if you’re getting into a relationship with a binge drinker, better get used to it, Locke!

It was a night of HAWT males tenders! The night started off with big man Tucker slinging drinks and he was relieved by Cool Cat Keaton! As if that wasn’t enough, the night ended with Johnny behind the bar!!! SWEET!!! Needless to say the Inn was full of a lot of HAWT, single women Thursday night! Unfortunately for them, Johnny brought along his gorgeous bride-to-be Sianna to keep him company!!! Sianna obviously knows she needs to be present with the “HANDS-OFF MY MAN” vibe going!

The action was DIIIIRTY downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night! While the legendary duelist Xeno called regular duels, Baron of the Seaside District Damien Mortis pressed challenge against Overlord Roland as Overlord Roland had defeated Damien’s friend Cletus Ganderfald originally for the title! Overlord Roland decided to allow his second, Sartan, to test the Baron citing that it would be more interesting if both the Overlord title and a Baronial ring were up for grabs in the same night (as if the person testing beats a challenging baron, the person testing can then immediately issue challenge for the challenging baron’s ring).

An argument broke out between Cletus and Renegade Barons G’nort over which would stand up for Damien against Sartan’s test. G’nort stepped down deciding he’d prefer to spend the time flirting with Big Britches Erin. However, just as Sartan and Cletus leveled their blades against one another, another renegade baron Xeric JUMPED INTO THE RING!!! As a renegade baron, Xeric has first choice to intercede on the test so Cletus was forced to step out of the ring.

Are you confused yet??? We sure are! The low down of it is that if Sartan won the match, Baron Damien would have to duel Sartan to see if he was “worthy” enough to face Overlord Roland. If Baron Xeric defeated Sartan, Baron Damien could proceed directly to his match with the Overlord.

While Sartan was busy in a ring, his friends were busy on the outside!!! Speedster Nova was seen ringside heckling Sartan out of one side of his mouth and flirting with Big Britches Erin out of the other. We still vote that this would be an awesomely sarcastic duo. Yet, unfortunately, Cowboy Jake came in to break up the party. Boooo! Rix was also getting his groove thing on by continuing to lay the charm on pretty thick with Hodge. We still say he’s playing her, though! That boy’s got one HECK of a reputation.

As for the action within the ring, Xeric got a quick lead and then proceeded to blow it in fantastic fashion. In fact, his demise was so atrocious that there were calls from Baron Damien’s corner that Xeric may have purposefully thrown the match as Xeric has been a vocal supporter of Overlord Roland!!! Drama, drama, drama!

Baron Damien defeated Sartan in the second round, eliminating the possibility that Sartan would walk away from the evening a baron and allowing Baron Damien to proceed with his challenge for the Overlord title!!! So…. after all that drama, The P-Imp was finally able to call the Overlord and his challenger to a ring! After a closely fought match, it was the Overlord that walked away with the win!!!

You’d think the drama would stop there, wouldn’t you??? However, it’s continued on!!! Xeric’s rumored thrown bout has become a topic of public discussion with several barons and former barons weighing in!!! In fact, there’s even been a public bounty set on the first challenger who can take Xeric’s title! WE LOVE IT!!!

Congratulations to Overlord Roland, by the by, for being able to hold onto his title!!!!

Posted: February 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Word around the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night was that Hina had recently popped out Skid’s spawn!!! OMG!!! Wasn’t she just announcing she was pregnant like yesterday??? Man, these magical folks don’t seem to give their kids long enough to properly bake in there. We’ve got to admit that we’re dying to know what this little rugrat looks like!!!

It’s nice to see that Potter Piper isn’t letting herself get down about Peredhil!!! She was seen at the bar turning the tables on Brale Brother Baker by teasing him that he was afraid of women!!! In fact, she was seen playfully hurling pretzels at the boozer. Later into the night, she chatted cheerfully with Edible Eless (who was in a mischievous mood) and DoD-er Rena! It seems the girls were considering allowing Baker to join their merry band of self-proclaimed misfits. Well, Baker certainly fits the bill!

Out of the blue a brawl broke out between Cutey Carley and an unknown pixie!!! WHAT?!?! Someone dared disturb a hair on Cutey Carley’s head??? We’re told that the melee was quite amusing and involved butterfly nets and flying peanuts. Basalt who was tending bar told the pair to clean up their own mess but didn’t seem anxious to jump into the middle of a pixie/elf battler herself! We don’t blame her!!! It’s enough cute to make you gag!!! Only some quiet words from Hunky Carpenter Glenn was able to bring Cutey Carley’s temper back under control.

We hear later into the night the atmosphere was dulled by news that the sweet, kind S’jira may have run into a bit of foul play!!! There are rumors that the little woman has been kidnapped. We’re sure that Head Pussy Panther is on the case!!! He has certainly been seen interested in her well being. We’d hate to stand in his way when he was angry!

SPEEDSTER Nova and “The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan were both seen chatting in the Outback. It seems that SMOKIN’ Sartan isn’t the only one with family drama at home! Nova was overheard complaining about his sisters and daughter in great detail. The pair stopped their whining long enough to amuse Luscious Lydia and Hodge with their antics!!! Lydia was quite amused and was seen nearly snorting the water she was drinking amidst her laughter. We think the Outback and Nova have been soooo good for Luscious Lydia!!! It’s so nice to see her smiling and laughing again!

As for Hodge, she was seen keeping company with Rix yet again! In fact, we hear he was caught kissing her on the cheek and the pair was overheard making plans for a more intimate meeting. Awww! So sweet! We give it two months.

Big Britches Erin was seen sporting her most recent arm candy, Cowboy Jake, around the Outback and introduced him to her friends there. We heard that Jake seemed a bit awkward when faced with some of RhyDin’s best brawlers! He seems to be the controlling type so we’re betting he tries to put a stop to her visits there.

Posted: February 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG!!! TRASH-tastic Jade is a nut!!! We love her for her nuttiness but she’s a nut, none the less. Even after she discovered just what her Demon Playboy Damien has been up to, she has evidently taken him back. Not only that but she made quite the scene Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn kissing and loving on him while telling Rhy just how much he means to her!

It seems that Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are still going strong! They both seemed not to have eyes for anyone but one another. This one has quickie marriage, quickie pregnancy, and quickie divorce written allllll over it!!! It’s burning too hot, too fast!!! Where’s Dean’s frat brothers to reign him back in?!?! Just slow it down, kids! There’s no rush!

Lang and Kacey were overheard discussing politics and, wouldn’t you know, were the most intelligent sounding pair in the room! They both seem to agree that the governor has no real power because there are too many powerful people in RhyDin who get away with whatever they want. However, they also seemed to agree that it’s better this way because power in the wrong hands could be very bad for the city. We can’t help but agree with them!!!

It seems that we’re not the only ones to find this Davarin and Kacey situation interesting. Lang was overheard questioning her at length about the new/old relationship and seemed quite happy for her!!! We HEART Lang!!! Not all of her friends are sold on Davarin, though. We hear that Basalt threatened Davarin with violence should he hurt dear Kacey! Now that’s a threat that any man would balk at!

We hear that there are signs that Atalanta has moved on after her brief tryst with Demon Playboy Damien! Evidently, Atalanta was seen pulling Locke tightly to her by his shirt and had quite the intimate conversation with him!!! Demons! Blue elves! That girl likes them a bit on the freaky side, no?!?!

Gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort is quite the ladies’ man! He was seen flirting it up with a dark-haired cutie named Liddy in the Annex during Fight Night. G’nort likes to take his flirting to the ring but he seemed a bit distracted by Liddy’s assets because she took a close win over the much more experienced and accomplished duelist!

Later into the night, New Girl Hottie Alyson was seen chatting with New Guy Hottie Chase about their common passion — spaceships!!! Our sources understood little of what was said as other worldly things are so over our heads but there was no mistaking the shared chemistry!!! We’re LOVE CHEMISTRY EXPERTS!!! And they’ve sure got it!

Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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His political dreams might be dashed by the primary but that hasn’t stopped Anastas from keeping his nose to the grindstone! He was overheard Monday night planning on opening a tailor shop. That’s a much more honest profession than politics! We wish him the best in his endeavor!!!

We think Basalt pretty level-headed so when we heard her stating that Wolv had all the bad qualities of a politician, our ears were certainly perked!!! It seems that Wolv has turned off quite a few of the city’s finest. Rumor has it that he recently threw a young pregnant woman out of his home and onto the streets for some unknown reason!!! The political drama abounds!!!

Damien, Damien, Damien. What a baaaaad boy! We really love it! People may blame us for saying that he’s playing TRASH-tastic Jade like a fiddle but all we do is report his playboy ways. Damien was overheard calling some tall unknown brunette “love” and making sure that her drink was freshened!!! We adoooore him. He just screams “Drama King”!

DoD-er Rena was heard complaining about her lack of a man out on Twilight Island Monday night. Poor girl certainly seems upset by it! We wonder if her biological clock is ticking?!?!

Posted: January 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTIETH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Chryrie chatting early Sunday night with the ranger, Hawk, in the Red Dragon Inn. Put away your magnifying glasses, friends! We certainly don’t believe that Chryrie has interest in cheating on her husband with him. From what our sources tell us, the conversation appeared to be almost a counseling session! Chryrie really should be named RhyDin’s Number One Psychologist/Healer. That girl sure keeps busy with all of RhyDin’s crazy!!!

- Locke mentioning yours truly! We do hope that he’s a fan! We looooove the blue people!

- Atalanta telling a priest that had wandered into the Inn that she had much to confess!!! Oh la la!!! What we wouldn’t give to be a titillated fly on the wall of that confession!

- Lang and Kacey engaged in an odd debate over who is more of a brat while Basalt watched on in confusion. Is it just us or did that whole scene seem very much like a boy on the playground pulling the pigtails of the girl he has a crush on to get her attention??? You heard it here first!

- dear sweet Eless with a bandage on one hand behind the bar! It seems her injury is nothing that we can blame on Bad Boy Wil. Instead, she claims to have burned her hand on a tea kettle the night before. We we’re hoping perhaps Eless popped him in the nose (which hurt her hand) and kicked him to the curb! However, Wil was spotted bar-side later in the night with a perfectly intact nose.

- a lone Gav behind the bar late into the evening! SUUUUPER Des must have decided it was too cold to leave their warm home to accompany him! Evidently so did the patrons because it was quite the quiet night!

- a Pipes-less Perry hanging out at the bar! He seemed to be glancing towards the door an awful lot!!! We sure think that Peredhil was trying to “run into” Potter Piper. Unfortunately, his efforts failed. Pipes didn’t enter the Inn at all.

- Rory in the Annex calling Fight Night duels before the start of the Overlord Grant Tournament. She was overheard talking to Speedster Nova about coming back early from her sick leave as she was afraid that Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris would yank her pay after his disagreement with her husband, Smokin’ Sartan. She seemed to be taking Chris Graziano’s side in the whole mess! BUUUURN, Smokin’ Sartan!

- G’naughty G’nort talking to Luscious Lydia in the Annex after the Overlord Grant Tournament about putting up an upbeat front to the world. He seemed to be suggesting that she be more like him!!! NOOOOO! Not our Lydia!!!

- HAWT spaceman talk!!! New Space Hottie Chase was seen asking MAN-tastic Matt about good places in town to take a woman out for a date!!! Could he be thinking about asking about fellow pilot New Girl Alyson out on a date?!?! Delicious!

- Gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort and his campaign manager Big Britches Erin hanging out together late into the night!!! We’re sure they were talking “politics”. We wonder how Good Boy Jake feels to know that his girlfriend is “working” with G’nort late into the night???

Posted: January 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Gov Kitty was overheard announcing to Blue-Haired Fiend Harris Thursday night that she’s getting married!!! OMG!!! She showed off a lovely dragon-shaped silver and sapphire ring! Tass truly is a magician for pulling this off! How did he sucker one of Rhydin’s HAWTEST AND MOST POWERFUL women into marrying him?!?! Congratulations to them both!!!

Can you only imagine the wedding??? The Gov doesn’t do ANYTHING small.

Basalt was present as well but seemed much more curious about Harris than she was over The Gov’s new bauble. We don’t blame her! Harris is odd by anyone’s sense of judgment!

Harris wasn’t the only one that The Gov told her happy news to! She just couldn’t seem to contain herself!!! She was seen delightedly reporting it to Julie who is also married to a dragon. Perhaps she shouldn’t get any advice about marriage from poor Julie, though. She can’t seem to keep track of her husband and is often complaining that she hasn’t seen him in quite some time.

The Gov then moved onto the DIVINE Storm and CHARITY Jewell! The DIVINE Mrs Ewan seemed just as surprised by the news as we were!!! She could have been knocked over by a feather. She offered her hearty congratulations, though, and the women chatted about marriage. So cute!

Alysia actually admitted that she was “very, very surprised” by the news that Tass and The Gov Kitty were going to formalize their relationship, according to our sources. But after her initial shock, she seemed genuinely pleased for her friend and was overheard telling The Gov that a Helston wedding should be a very big affair. We CANNOT wait!

More Rhy and Dean! Their cuteness is going to make us sick. The pair were seen flirting once again and our sources claim that Rhy was wearing Dean’s hooded sweatshirt. Iiiiinteresting!!! It seems TRASH-tastic Jade has given into the pairing and was overheard mentioning how cute they are together to Dean’s frat brother, Tyler. We don’t buy it! TRASH-tastic Jade’s got something up her sleeve!

Our sources spotted S’jira in an out of the way spot! It seems that Head Pussy Panther’s gift did go over quite well. We’re told that she was wearing sheepskin boots. Awww!

Posted: December 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Gov Kitty was spotted Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn comparing scales with Basalt and her new friend, Skid. Skid was being AWFULLY complimentary about her looks and talked about how grateful he was that her life was saved!!! Could somebody have a crush?!?! Our sources say that The Gov didn’t even seem to notice! Evidently she was too busy talking about how grateful she was to Tass for saving her life!!!

Casidy and TRASH-tastic Jade vamped it up for their appearance in the Inn. The pair proceeded to get drunk and swear off men for the evening. And what did they do? They talked about men the entire evening!!! It’s an addiction, really. They need to swear off men for, like, a year!!!

Soerl and Savannah were seen hanging out together as well. They chatted for a bit before Soerl scooped up Savannah and rushed for their room! Uh, ew! All this premarital sex is good for the blog but are we the only ones shocked that there is not a single girl in this city holding out for marriage?!?! All we need is one classy, good girl!!!

Speaking of good girls who have disappointed us with their inability to hold out until marriage, dear sweet Sugar was spotted in the Inn and was seen drinking!!! We all know what happens when the little witch drinks!!! Much to the chagrin of her living-in-sin partner Bad Boy Darren, she started strutting her stuff alllll over the Inn! The Gov seemed greatly amused by the antics but tried to keep her out of trouble. Jinx, on the other hand, seemed to be trying to arrange a foursome with Sugar, The Gov, and Bad Boy Darren!!! Luckily Bad Boy Darren was able to escort her out before she lost anymore of her innocence!

Posted: November 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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There was some sort of drama early in the evening involved TRASH-tastic Jade and her on-again/off-again man Michale who was present. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade might be having second (…er third? …or sixth?) thoughts about dumping Michale and we hear that he’s torn between TRASH-tastic Jade and her friend Lana. The pair were seen going off in the alley together but were of course spied on by their friends. Aly was overheard telling Venom Vinny (who if you remember correctly was just kissing TRASH-tastic Jade the night before) that Michale professed his love which reduced Jade to tears. Much to the delight of Aly, the pair returned stating that they were going to attempt to “work things out”.

Lana is so going to go Vampire Hunter on both of their undead tails!

The Gov Kitty was overheard lamenting that we said that Tass bought her a ring when he had, in fact, not bought her a ring. Fine, fine. We’re not perfect you know. Even the Gossip GangSTAR gets some bad information on rare occasions. However, she did show Sylvia a pair of lovely teardrop earrings. Sylvia listened and said sweet things as The Gov went
on about her new man!!! Really, The Gov and Tass are starting to make us nauseous with their lovey dovey routine.

Basalt was tending bar. .. and, man, does she scare us! All we’re going to say is that she’s lovely and wonderful and the BEST TENDER EVAR!!! Whenever she starts talking about hunting we just want to crawl under a booth and cry!!!

Lucky was overheard telling the STUNNING Alysia (yeah, she’s another one we’re afraid of!) that he opened a new business — a shipyard in West End. We hear that he’s not just running the business but is helping to build the ships himself!!! Alysia appeared impressed as are we!!!

In the Annex of the Inn, a small crowd gathered to witness the Baronness Aya Hayashibara defend the Dragon’s Gate Barony in an overtime duel. The Overlord Cletus Ganderfald was present and accounted for but after the match Aya confirmed her stance as renegade. Imp was present to keep score and received some scathing commentary from Aya when he gave her a post-match congratulatory grope!

Congratulations, Aya!

Posted: November 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Johnny was overheard by our sources Wednesday night at the Red Dragon Inn gossiping with Puuuuurftect Piper and Stitch about exactly how he popped the question to Sianna!!! Evidently it was during the zombie infestation and wasn’t exactly the most romantic proposal we’ve ever heard of. Well, he’s only known the girl for a month and a half so it’s not exactly like he’s had all the time in the world to prepare. We still say that this relationship has all the makings of one hell of a flame out!!!

Finally, it appears that Rhy has stopped following Pimp Wanna-be Lang around. All it takes to ease a broken heart in this city is a taut rear end and a set of nice biceps!!! Rhy has now moved her attentions on to a more interested recipient in Brandon!!! If you remember correctly, Brandon’s last relationship ended with the women whom he had just asked to marry him turning him down COOOOLD!!! Since these two are both quite familiar with being on the losing end of love we have a feeling that they might do quite well together…. at least for a couple weeks.

Not only has the goooorgeous redhead Basalt returned to RhyDin but it appears that the patrons of the Red Dragon Inn are lucky enough to get her HAWTNESS back as a bartender as well!!! She was seen pouring drinks and entertaining the drunks from behind the bar with SUUUUUPER Des at her side!!!

Brian was seen in the Inn catching up on the goings-on that he missed while away for the birth of his twins and catching the Inn up on the goings-on of his growing family!!! We do hope this means that Jenai will be returning soon. We have missed them both!!!

G’naughty G’nort was again seen with Sex-crazed Alex in the Outback in the late hours of Wednesday night. Despite what we hear people saying, we have an awfully hard time believing that these two have not yet had sex!!! Such silliness. Just seal the freaking deal already

Posted: October 8th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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In an interesting twist of fate, it seems that in Bloody Psycho Sera’s current man, she may have found someone who is even too psychotic and blow-up prone for her in Brian F.!!! When our sources spotted her Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn, Bloody Psycho Sera seemed to be getting awfully sick of her current man’s on-going feud with Wanna-Be Pimp Lang!!! Sera attempted to get them to knock off the arguing but nothing seems to be working with those two. Poor Sera just can’t catch a break!

The MAN Xeno was seen getting quite snippy with someone that he appeared to know quite well at the bar. Wow! We’d love to see the former Overlord totally go POSTAL on someone’s unsuspecting ass!!!

So can we consider these two official yet??? The private investigators (and quite the hell-raising pair), Awesome Alain and DoD-er Charlie, were again spotted in each other’s company in the Inn! The alcohol flowed heavy and the looks exchanged were hooooot!!! Our sources were unsure if these two were about to kill each other or about to have sex right there on the table! Definitely interesting! We hear that they then took the show down to the Outback and things got quite testy between Charlie and G’naughty G’nort!!! Could he disapprove of this budding…. well, whatever it is???

We LOVE tall redheads so we were just as excited as Chryrie to find that Basalt is back in town!!! The HAWTIE bartender was seen at the bar getting her drink on and Chryrie was as giddy as a fan girrrl! What fabulous news!!!

Our sources report back that Koy was seen acting incredibly odd in the Outback laaaate Tuesday night. Even her fellow DoD-ers seemed startled by her behavior!!! Is the stress of trying to remain hip and current in the ever-changing fashion industry starting to weigh on her???

Posted: October 8th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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