It seems that the fight for custody is STILL going on between Psycho Skid and Booze Sis Hina! Ren was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn lecturing Psycho Skid about the need for a boy to spend time with his mother. Ugh! Isn’t it time for Psycho Skid and B.S. Hina to enter into some sort of mediation??? This fight has been going on for far too long and it can’t be good for the boy!!! Get it together, kids!

After Psycho Skid vacated the Inn it was a full on Booze Sister party! Booze Sis Hina twiddled her thumbs as she waited for Frat Boy Quinn to show…. which he never did. TRASH-tastic Jade actually TURNED DOWN Lang’s offer to bend her over the bar and spank her, saying that her “boyfriend” would be pissed! We wonder if he’ll be equally pissed about the guy she was macking on several days before. And even Booze Sis Mack was there with her new man whose name we hear is Wyatt. We hear that this guy’s tamed her ways a bit. We’ll certainly have to keep an eye open for that!

It seems that Booze Sis Hina isn’t the only one of these girls having custody issues! She was later overheard discussing TRASH-tastic Jade’s situation with her. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her baby’s “daddy”, Michale, had it out over custody as well! Jade has banned him from seeing their little girl. With the mess that Hina’s currently going through, the topic so upset B.S. Hina that she ended up storming out of the Inn in the middle of the conversation! Smooth move, TRASH-tastic One! Does she think about anyone outside herself??? Poor Booze Sis Hina. How did she get wrapped up with these nut jobs???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard saying that her new husband wants her pregnant. ZOMG! Please say it ain’t so! These two certainly should not be allowed to reproduce. The thought of having children was secondary of course to C.T. Tara’s goal to find a way into the bed of Anubis! Seriously, we’re just waiting for the day when his crazy wife shows up and GOES OFF!!!

Speaking of C.T. Tara, she was none to happy with Ranger Hawk! It seems that he and Amthy stumbled on a particularly grisly scene and she was a bit upset that he hadn’t shielded her from it. We hear that Amthy was quite upset! Hawk, Hawk, Hawk! Even we now know Forsaken Blade Rule Number One!!! You’ve got to read our blog (or the printed version) and stay informed!

What in the world?!?!? Is Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert no more??? Who is this strange man in his place??? Robert was seen looking quite clean and fresh Wednesday night. He even had toned down his act drastically, saying that he does not engage in orgies anymore as he has turned over a new leaf! We are shocked! So was Chief Mischief Maker Eless whom he asked to sniff him to make sure he was smelling nice. We’re dying to know what lady (because you know it HAS to be a lady) that has struck him so deeply that he’d change his ways!!!

Two of our absolute favorites — S’jira and Aaric — were seen chatting quietly by the hearth. We can see how these two would get along swimmingly but we will not buy into any of the seedier reports that there may have been some chemistry between the pair! S’jira seems so head-over-heels about Head Pussy Panther and, last we heard, Aaric was getting ready to live in sin with the lovely Caitlin. Still, though, what we wouldn’t give to be a third in that conversation! We’re sure it was deliciously polite and refined!

Perhaps rumors of Taneth’s personality change were false! Or perhaps it was merely a woman that looked a great deal like her! We hear that she was acting perfectly Taneth-like in the Inn while eating fruit dipped in cream and discussing dancing with the lovely Cieara. Both ladies also noticed the change in Robert’s appearance and complimented him on it! Robert was even able to manage polite conversation with the ladies! Could it be one of them that has captured his heart???

The flirting between Antonio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless is really just delightful! The pair were at it again, we hear, late into the night as they sat and chatted together. The chemistry is only building between these two and we’re sure that very soon they’ll be a delicious explosion of it!!! Can’t deny the spring time romance bug!!! This is gearing up to be one hot, sizzling summer!

News of Jesse’s return was the talk of the Outback Wednesday night! Warlizard and Baron of Battlefield Park Bran was overheard telling Luscious Lydia all about Jesse’s massive ego. In fact, he said that Jesse makes SMOKIN’ Sartan “look like a boy ssscout”! Even Luscious Lydia had to agree that it sounded a bit scary…. Of course, the topic didn’t linger on her mind very long. Instead, she started talking about how humble Cute Single Dad Bane is despite having also won a Diamond. Gag me now, Lydibane!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

Posted: April 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that Krazy Kitty was looking a bit green around the gills Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Could it be??? What do you think??? Is she knocked up or did she have some bad moo shu? Can you even imagine the horny little RhyDinian that a union between Krazy Kitty and Tass would produce?

Lang has been acting QUITE single lately. It seems that things are OFF between him and that mystery girl that he was spotted with several times! He isn’t wasting any time getting back into the game either. He was seen flirting it up with a clueless Booze Sis Hina the night before and Wednesday night it was Therapist Chryrie whom he turned his attentions towards! She didn’t seem all that hesitant to bask in that attention either. Live it up, baby! Live it up!

Alright, alright, alright! Now we’re finally convinced. The Smith girl that has caught Jolyon’s eye is Juliane…. we think. Okay, maybe we’re seventy-seven percent sure! What do YOU think??? The pair were seen sharing a plate of fruit and a whole lot of conversation at a private table in the Inn. They certainly seemed awfully chummy. The Smith girls are sweet, charming, and gorgeous and Jolyon is one majorly hot bachelor! We just KNOW that there will be a Jolyon/Smith girl hook-up!

Oh Lord! PAARTY Girl Chase and PSYCHO Skid have been spending quite a bit of time in one another’s company and were seen drinking together at the bar. We really don’t know who is a worse influence on who but the two of them together cannot be a good thing! Booze Sis Hina also showed and seemed a bit worried about her baby’s daddy as her son had claimed that PSYCHO Skid had gotten hurt. He looked fine, dandy, and up to no good to our sources!!! We just wish Booze Sis Hinda would stay far, far, far away from that pair! Who knows what trouble they’re up to?!?!

Was that Ethan and Maeve blushing up a storm while chatting together at a table??? Sure looked like them we hear! It seems that things are finally getting back on the right track. The chemistry is still heavy between the pair and Ethan seems more than willing to continue to right his very big wrong! Good for him! We’re starting to come back around to him again. Maybe he’ll straighten up and be the man that the lovely Maeve deserves!

Our sources swear up and down that Tara was seen hanging out in the Inn late in the night with Krazy Kitty. Disbelieving this was true, we quizzed them quite a bit but they stuck to their story! They she looked very much the same as she always had but didn’t seem to remember ANYTHING! In fact, she evidently had a notebook full of information on her former life in which she was forced to rely on heavily. Iiiiinteresting certainly. We will have to keep an eye out for her!

OMG! Speaking of people that we haven’t seen in a while, Uriko was bouncing around the Outback! Oh how we’ve missed her cute little tail! She was seen speaking with Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran who also seemed quite pleased that she was back in the dueling venues. When questioned as to where she’d been, Uriko told Warlizard Bran that she’d been out of the city adventuring! Wouldn’t you just looooove to go on an adventure with Uriko???

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We seriously nearly slapped our source for giving us the news because we didn’t believe him…. but evidently it’s true! Thursday night in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn, Playboy Demon Damien had the NERVE to ask for the engagement ring that he gave TRASH-tastic Jade back! You must be kidding us! That’s so so so classless. A guy should never ask for an engagement ring back, it’s a freaking gift! If we were Jade, we wouldn’t have given it back. Poor TRASH-tastic Jade looked downright sullen when she handed the ring over. Thankfully, she was surrounded by the Frat Boys and her Boozing Sisters.

Gah! We hate Damien for making us feel for the TRASH-tastic One!

Are we the only ones who think Damien was a bit jealous that TRASH-tastic Jade was hanging out with Frat Boy Tristen and that’s the real reason he asked for that ring back??? Frat Boy Tristen was indeed there and was quite quick to take the party else where along with Boozing Sister Hina, Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and a couple of the other frat boys. They seemed determine to keep her in good spirits!

The adorable bookworm Caitlin seems to have a new male admirer! Maybe Ethan’s guy advice actually helped! She was seen with one heck of a looker whose name is Aaric. Tall, dark, and handsome + gorgeous, intelligent, and demure! Sounds like a perfect equation for romance in our book. We’ll be keeping an eye out for these two!

Was Locke actually picking PAARTY Girl Atalanta from her room in the Inn for a date??? Our sources swear that’s what they saw! The pair were dressed casually but were seen hand-in-hand as they left the Inn. Very very cute! Locke may just turn that troubled girl into a real lady! We love when a good man starts rubbing off on a mess of a girl.

Alright! Enough is enough, Jolyon! It’s time you picked a Smith girl! The night before he was seen with Juliane but Thursday night he was back with Ballerina Katarina! The pair had drinks together at a table, shared some intimate conversation and she was even seen rubbing his face ever so briefly. He seemed to be dropping some pretty flirty comments and even Sianna seemed to approve of his attention to her future husband’s cousin! Speaking of Sianna, can she BE any more charming??? The Hudson siblings and the Smith family is just too much for us sometimes! We can’t wait until Johnny and Sianna pop out some FABULOUS babies!!!

Imp was back in action on the caller’s couch and up to his usual antics of course! He spent his time calling matches in between giving the finger to male duelists and feeling up the female patrons! What are you going to do with the Imp-ster but love him though??? Luscious Lydia was one of his hapless victims but her ire was soon put to rest as she joined Cute Single Dad Bane. We hear that Lydia was even caught blushing with C.S.D. Bane called her “beautiful”! Wow! Lydibane is just too freaking perfect! We’re so waiting for them to have their first major public blow-out.

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and The Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran were exchanging insults in the Inn’s basement Arena…. once again. The root of their disagreement seems confusing to us but it’s quite clear that the pair do not like one another! These two are actually in the same bracket in the upcoming Duel of Swords Madness Tournament and would face one another in the Sweet Sixteen should both make it that far. We’re already counting on that one! It’ll be a trash-talking lover’s dream!

Whine, whine, whine. Bran wasn’t the only person that Sartan had a problem with. It seems that he exchanged words with Baron of the Old Market District G’nort, Cute Single Dad Bane, and Luscious Lydia by saying that he would immediately challenge anyone who didn’t hold the rank of warlord if they won the Overlord title in the Madness Tournament, including Lydibane! C.S.D. Bane said he thinks it would be great if a non-warlord won the Overlord title and WE AGREE!!! Boo on the Old Boys’ Warlord Club! And major boo on Sartan! He’s really turning into an arrogant prick. We like it when he keeps his mouth shut and just looks HAWT instead!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wolv and his hottie Aly were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night and he didn’t look entirely pleased to be there. We’re still not incredibly sure he appreciates just how LUCKY he is to have that gorgeous number on his arm! She’s perfectly over the top and faaaabulous! He should be thanking whatever god(s) he believes in that she allows herself to be seen in public with him. Come on!!!

Speaking of lucky men, Yummy Ewan was seen in the Inn with The Divine Storm! That man actually seems to know how lucky he is, though. He was catering to his pregnant wife at every turn. Can you only imagine how deliciously cute that baby is going to be??? We cannot wait!

Maeve is really such a doll! We hear she was in the Inn dressed in a trench coat with the collar “popped”, sunglasses, and a fabulous pink wig. From what our sources gathered in a conversation that she had with CHARITY Jewell and Jalleia, Maeve was imitating her favorite comic book hero…. who is some sort of supermodel spy babe. CHARITY Jewell seemed impressed and Jalleia just seemed… confused. You’ve just got to EMBRACE the Maeve-ness of it, Jalleia!

Potter Piper was seen with Stitch…. which of course means that Stitch was behaving slightly less cruel than usual. We STILL don’t see why such a classy lady like Piper hangs out with Stitch! Ugh! Potter Piper was overheard asking Stitch about Hina’s crush on Mini-Frank Cor and Stitch had nothing but nasty things to say about Hina! In fact, he called her a “stalker” and brought up all the “problems” that Skid had with her. When Stitch began starting rumors that Mini-Frank Cor and Hina were getting married, TRASH-tastic Jade overheard and asked Hina if it was true. Poor Hina totally lost it but, instead of giving Stitch the lesson that he so sorely deserves, she stormed out. That poor girl just can’t seem to catch a break!

We hear that Baron-lizard of Battlefield Park Bran entertained the small crowd Friday night in the Arena with a round of some odd song. Are we the only ones terribly frightened by the the thought of Bran singing??? Perhaps he was one of those giant mascots that walk around theme parks before he became a duelist! He wouldn’t have even needed a costume!

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources brought us fabulous news! It seems that Kacey was seen back with her main squeeze Davarin Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We wholeheartedly approve! We love seeing Kacey happy and she definitely does seem happy and more confident in Davarin’s presence. Oddly enough considering his gruff demeanor, that guy seems to have a really positive impact on her! Love this pairing!

How much longer can Chase and Quel really last??? They never seem happy in one another’s presence and when our sources spotted them chatting intently at a table, it seemed to be no exception! By the end of the intense conversation, the pair seemed to make up yet again. We have a feeling that eventually Quel is going to get tired of PAARTY Girl Chase’s wandering eye and find himself a good girl. She’s sooooo not his type! That girl is T.R.O.U.B.L.E!

We hear that there was quite the planning session for TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien’s wedding at the bar. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Psycho Skid were both giving their opinions on the affair. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to be suggesting some sort of naked fertility ritual! While we do think that would be HIGHLY entertaining we’re greatly worried on the effects that a Jade/Damien child would have on RhyDin! Even Psycho Skid seemed able to put away his craziness for a bit to give some helpful suggestions. The one person who seemed uninterested and actually left the Inn??? The groom!!! We hear that a date STILL hasn’t been set and that’s due to Damien dragging his feet. We knew that Playboy Demon Damien was having second thoughts!

Wowzers! Locke we overheard telling Tucker that Redneck Cowboy Jake took a real beating in the early hours of the morning prior. It seems that after his tiff with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Jake took his attitude over to the Inn and got into a rumble with Anubis in which Anubis gave him a ROYAL BEAT DOWN!!! Interestingly enough despite Locke’s well-documented feelings on Jake, Locke didn’t seem to take a lot of pleasure in the beat down. In fact, he seemed a wee bit worried about the redneck! Not all that worried, though! As soon as he saw PAARTY Girl Atalanta all thoughts of Jake seemed to disappear! It seems that Locke’s STILL got it bad for that girl.

It seems that Lana did not go through with that wedding after all! She was seen in the Inn five days AFTER her wedding was supposed to happen and was flirting with Jolyon. Ugh! What a bummer! We had so thought him property of the Smith girls! We HEART them!!! To make matters worse Juliane and Katarina were actually present! We sure hope that their hopes weren’t dashed. Juliane spoke briefly to Jolyon when he came to the bar for a glass of wine for Lana but Katarina was far too busy receiving congratulations on her FANTASTIC performance in the opera. We have been and we must suggest that EVERYONE go before the show closes. What a fabulous time we had! Johnny was behind the bar Thursday night and we must say that IT’S ABOUT TIME!!! He needs to keep a better eye on those girls. They are definitely attracting some male attention!

The night got even MORE surprising!!! One of our sources did spot Redneck Cowboy Jake nursing his sorrows with a beer at the bar laaaate into the night. However, he didn’t stay down for long! A knock-out mystery redhead was seen making plans with him to attend the opera later in the week. He was even overheard telling her that he’d hire a carriage for the night to pick them up and she was going to help him find a tux! OMG! Is this the end of Redneck Cowboy Jake and Big Britches Erin?!?!?

Amid rumors that Venom Vinny and Hina are now dating, the pair were seen together in the Arena Thursday night. However, while they didn’t seem to be avoiding one another, they definitely didn’t seem to be all that friendly either. Vinny seemed much more interested in dueling while Hina seemed preoccupied discussing Not Mini-Frank Cor’s “changes” with Tass. It seems that she’s quite upset that the man she had JUUUUUST started dating now doesn’t remember her and appears a bit older. We must say that it is all a bit curious.

Not Mini-Frank Cor called one heck of a one-shot battle between the Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria and her challenger Warlizard Bran! The most faaaabulous part of the match??? The RAT-tastic Napoleon was there serving as Maria’s second and cheering her on. We totally HEART Napoleon! He’s so friggin’ cute that we just want to squeeze him up! In the end, though, Napoleon nor her sister Myria’s cheering could push Maria to victory, the senior baroness dropped this one by two points and Bran became the new Baron of Battlefield Park!

Congratulations, Bran!

Posted: March 23rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wolv’s new gal pal Aly was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night chatting with TRASH-tastic Jade and made it quite clear that the wedding bug has NOT bitten her!!! She seemed quite opposed to the idea of marrying Wolv. OMG! He better work harder to impress that pretty thang or she might be swayed to another man’s bed!

It’s no wonder why. We hear that Wolv came in a short time later and is evidently STILL smarting from his gubernatorial loss. In fact, he was claiming voter fraud!!! You’ve got to be kidding us!!! Aly told him to stop feeling sorry for himself. Good for him! How can he not be happy with the fine woman that he’s got??? After the Masquerade Ball, we’re buying up all the Aly stock we can get our hands on! The girl’s on the RISE!!!

AJ was overheard telling Frank that she’s pregnant and he seemed pretty happy for her. She was also overheard saying that she believes the name Dimitri to be “cute” and “darling”. Good Lord. This child is doooooomed! Good news is that she has given up booze, cigs, and dueling. Too many women in this town aren’t good ovens for their little buns. We hope that AJ breaks the trend so that her kid is healthy even if it is strapped with a horrible name!

We’re pretty curious as to why Kacey hasn’t been seen hanging out with her man in the past week or so. No word as to yet as to his whereabouts but we certainly hope the pair are still together. Kacey seems awfully happy when he’s around! She seemed awfully happy Wednesday night as well but that could be due to the mass amounts of alcohol she was seen downing with Awesome Alain and another mystery lady! The trio had made up some drinking game and were quickly hammering them down.

The Other Woman Lain and Deadbeat Dad Alex were seen spending quite some time together AGAIN! We don’t think there is a reunion in the works, however. The pair merely seem to be friends. That doesn’t ease our concerns. These two are RIDICULOUS when together! A walking disaster! There should be some law on the books that requires them to remain 100 yards away from one another.

It seems that things still aren’t smoothed over between Holder of Moonberyl Bran and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan!!! When Luscious Lydia questioned what started the dispute, it caused a new round of insults to fly back and forth between the pair. SMOKIN’ Sartan and SPEEDSTER Nova accused Bran of buying too much stock into what Cas (the Roman version) thinks while Bran said that Sartan was just trying to act tough. The pair clearly doesn’t like each other and we LOVE it!!!

Luscious Lydia seemed much more interested in Cute Single Dad Bane!!! The chemistry between the pair is really starting to heat up!!! Luscious Lydia was seen feeling the sleeve of Cute Single Dad Bane’s sweater to admire the fabric…. but we think it was just a weak excuse to touch him. These two are just yummy! Later they were even seen hand-in-hand! OMG! TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!

Posted: March 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Valentine’s Day came a bit earlier for DoD-er Rena! She was seen hanging out in the Inn with her new man/roommate Aaron. There seemed to be a bit of chemistry but the pair seemed a bit awkward in each other’s company. Warrior Pixie Trinala lightened the mood with her usual antics! We’re just not quite sure if these two are going to hit it off.

Especially since DoD-er Rena was later heard buying into Uriko’s idea for a Singles’ Day on March 14th!!! We think the idea is totally FAB! Uriko wants the married/taken couples to donate so that the booze can flow for the singles on that day. We have a feeling that we’ll have to have our sources ship shape on that night! Free booze and a room full of singles??? Sounds like a gossip blogger’s dream!!!

Sianna was looking casual but HAWT when she strolled on into the Inn on her Johnny’s arm! He sure knows he has to keep that one close. We would say that it appeared that the pair was on an early Valentine’s Day date but, in all actuality, they are this disgustingly mushy ALL THE TIME!!! They were in a fine mood as they shared a bottle scotch and laughed together into the night.

We really should put DoD-er Rena on our payroll! Our sources say that she was interrogating Peredhil on the status of his relationship with Potter Piper!!! We hear that he didn’t reveal much but it’s nice to know that their friends haven’t given up on them. Perry and Pipes FOREVAR!

Tucker was seen on an unusual side of the bar as he was seen in the Inn off duty! He evidently had a VERY intense conversation with his “gal pal” Doc Eva about her choice of profession. Word on the street is that if you need to be patched up and don’t want the authorities to know about it, she’s the person to seek out!!! Clearly, her contact with RhyDin’s…. most interesting characters has Tucker in protector mode.

OMG! Major fan boy LOVE! We hear that Altara was spotted in the Outback!!! Now she’s a one of a kind hottie! Her trouble maker of a lover?/companion?/husband?, Max accompanied her. We totally HEART her and her leather clad body! FIERCE!

Cutey Carley was in the Outback getting into shape for her upcoming “challenge” against DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. As a result of their argument the other night, it appears that Cutey Carley has called out Koy for a match that’s scheduled for this coming Sunday! Hot babes fighting = MAJOR CROWD! Cutey Carley STILL had not finished trash talking Koy and Bran was even over heard getting in on the dissing of the fashion designer for wearing reptile skins. We can see how that wouldn’t go over so well with a lizard-man!

Perhaps we can interest Koy in our Dragon Hunting Season! Dragon skin purses will be all the rage next season! Just you wait!

Posted: February 15th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Early Tuesday evening worlds collided in the Red Dragon Inn as Ayly, Soerl’s wife, met her husband’s former mistress’s friends — AJ and Phillipe!!! While we’d been expecting AJ to go all knock-down/drag-out on behalf of her friend the interaction was actually quite pleasant. The two women seemed to get along charmingly. That is until Phillipe reminded us why we gave him the moniker “The Bum” in the first place!!! He choose that particular moment in the middle of the Inn to douse his unsuspecting wife with a pitcher of water down the front of her top. Quite classy.

The bar was quite busy last night as Ayly slung drinks with the always lovely Amber! The Double A Team! We love the pair together! Amber provided the crowd with doughnuts  and ready smiles while Ayly was there to keep the booze flowing and greet newcomers. Love it!

We hear that Soerl stopped in briefly to check on his wife but looked quite distracted. After barely any words passing between them and several short kisses, Soerl wandered out without much explanation!!! We’re desperately wondering just how much of his decision to leave Van was for the good of his child and how much of it was because he’s still in love with his wife!!!

Peredhil and Potter Piper were seen sitting by the hearth together but the vibe between them was most certainly tense! However, Peredhil escaped it to go join Juliane as soon as he spotted the sweet blonde. We love Juliane but, oh, how we weep for Perry and Pipes!!! After a quick word with DoD-er Rena, Potter Piper fled into the night. Our heart aches for her!!!

We have a feeling that we’re not the only ones disappointed. The DIVINE Storm was there in a booth with her yummy husband Ewan and we’ve got a feeling that she wants her friends happy TOGETHER almost as much as we do! However, we don’t think she was paying the least bit of attention to the unfolding drama around her. She and Ewan seemed to be quite over the moon about something and very into their own private conversation!

It seems that Ethan has gotten over his Atalanta crush! Thank the heavens for small favors! Maeve is so much more grounded than those PAAAARRRTY Girls. He was seen inspecting a gash that Maeve had received from one of the animals on her refuge and appeared quite concerned. The pair had a friendly, upbeat talk and there definitely appeared to be a connection there!

Living in this city very little seems odd anymore but Tuesday night’s challenge in the Outback for Moonberyl between the lizard-man Bran and a pink puffball named Jigglypuff was a bit… unusual to say the least! Mini-Frank Cor called the inter-species match-up while a small crowd watched on in confusion. Bran quickly proceeded to take the first to matches to defend the Moonberyl Opal and, thus, proved that lizards are better than…. puffballs?

Congratulations, Bran!

“The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and his wife Rory were spotted together briefly in the Outback but didn’t quite squelch the rumors that he’s been getting busy with Jaycy! She didn’t appear all that pleased with him but, from our experience, pregnant women usually aren’t very pleased ever. She was overheard trying to convince her husband and SPEEDSTER Nova to let Nova’s daughter come to the dueling venues. The men were firmly against it! Are we the only ones that are dyyyying to see the product of a Nova/Shanni union???

Also present was HAWTIE Hodge and her new “companion” Rix. The pair were still acting quite chummy!!! However, our sources did get the feeling that Hodge is a bit wary of that reputation of womanizing that Rix has gained over the years! You better be, sister! Keep your eyes on that one! The pair left the Outback together and we must mention that there was a report to the Watch of a streaker that fit Rix’s description (he does kind of stick out with that height and all) in the park accompanied by a brunette that fit Hodge’s description.  We don’t buy that rumor, though!

Poor Luscious Lydia! It seems Fashion Week is taking quite the toll on her! We hear that she was seen in the Outback talking to G’naughty G’nort about the pressures of the week. She looked like she needed a good long soak in a bubble bath! We hear the girls are making quite the positive impression on Fashion Week among critics and buyers alike even if they don’t believe they cater to the more upscale population! You go, Lydia!

Posted: February 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The 52nd Diamond Quest occurred in the Outback Sunday night with a gathering of some of Duel of Fists’ biggest and brightest stars competing for the illusive ranking of Diamond! These events always involved rowdy crowds, lots of alcohol, and the participants barely crawling away in the end! They’re certainly something to behold!!!

To make the evening even more difficult for those participating (as if that was necessary), the tournament was held with six round robin rounds and then the four with the best record proceeded on into a single elimination style. The level of violence and carnage would have made even SUUUUPER Des smile with glee!!!

The evening started out with some verbal jabs between Cas and Art over what Art took as a slam against the other competitors! According to our sources, Cas was quipping about the length of his challenge with Matt and stating how he could more than likely win the entire tournament in less time than that marathon challenge. While we don’t believe it was a slam, it was the typical sort of arrogance that always gets Cas into trouble!!! Somebody should really muzzle him before he goes out into public!

…And little did Cas know just how long it would take to find a winner out of this batch! Poor DoD-er Rena was on duty for the entire five and a half hour tournament! Thankfully for DoD-er Rena’s poor eyes, Big Britches Erin came in to assist as well!

At first it seemed that Smokin’ Sartan seemed to have the most vocal fanbase which consisted of his good friend Nova and his mistress/his friend’s girlfriend Hodge.  However, it quickly became apparent that Speedster Nova was rooting for whomever was winning as he was also heard cheering for DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and MAN-tastic Matt! At least Speedster Nova keeps things entertaining!

We hear that Big Britches Erin was asking people to remove our cute little head!!! A threat against our life!!! We’re appalled!!! We promote peace and good will and are so above violent means to solve problems. It’s a sad, sad day when a pink-haired man can’t blog without death threats! Have no fear, our loyal readers! We shall not be dissuaded by such heartless acts. We will continue bringing you the TRUTH without fail!

It seems that Art wasn’t the only one that Cas offended through the night. He was also heard exchanging words with another participant, Ria Graziano. Evidently, Ria didn’t take too kindly to some remark that Cas made to make fun of one of his opponents! Ria called him out on his arrogance but Cas said it wasn’t arrogance, he was just “belittling” his opponent. Classy! Waaaay classy! Cas also chose that moment to make a crass comment about a lecture on arrogance coming from a member of the Wrecking Crew. Wow, he certainly knows how to make friends!

Speaking of arrogance, Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris was there to fight and we really wonder how anyone else managed to breathe for all the space his ego takes up! He was overheard telling Bran that he is nothing until he wins and when Bran told him not to get his shorts in a bunch, Harris said that they weren’t because he knew he was better than Bran. Such love!

Are we the only ones that find it horribly disturbing to see MAN-tastic Matt beating on DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy in a ring??? There love sometimes looks like some sort of sick. The pair were slated to duel one another in the round robin portion of the tournament and they certainly didn’t hold back. In the end, it was FLAWLESS Koy who emerged victorious but both seemed pretty beaten up.

After four and a half long hours, four combatants emerged to duke it out in single elimination — Smokin’ Sartan, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, MAN-tastic Matt, and Bran! It took another brutal hour but in the end it was Sartan who walked away with the title in his very first Diamond Quest!!!

Congrations, Smokin’ Diamond Sartan!

Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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