Broken Nose Saturday!

OMG. Where in the world does Playboy Shane find these ridiculous tramps? He was spotted at the bar Saturday night at the Red Dragon Inn waiting for Brandon to join him for some boozing and in the company of that purple-haired elf named Ceri. Evidently Ceri can tie cherry stems into knots with her tongue and decided that was a trick that Playboy Shane needed to see. Really, ladies? No self-respecting woman ties cherry stems into knots. Just so you know when you do stuff like that you move from potential girlfriend material to one-night stand zone. Despite what you think men do dig class. We hear that when Brandon did show and that Ceri had no chance after that. All Brandon and Shane talk about when they’re together is their bromance. They don’t have time for chicks.

The ladylike behavior (or lack thereof) did not improve, unfortunately, as they night went on. Shadow, Darcy’s man, was making some really over the top flirtatious comments to her that seemed to be making even Mega Mom Icer uncomfortable. Somehow those flirtatious comments led to a full blown fight between Shadow and Darcy. He actually picked her up and carried her out of the Inn with her cussing up a storm along the way. He evidently dumped her in a pile of snow outside the Inn and the pair went running off after one another. We’re starting to think that there isn’t an adult relationship in this city.

There was a lot of dueling Saturday night in the Arena! It seemed everybody was out and ready to battle in the rings! Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan did NOT seem to be in the mood for dueling but she did seem to be in the mood for violence. We hear that S.P.G. Teagan’s girlfriend Joey told her that Anubis had struck her and that S.P.G. Teagan was LIVID! Teagan stormed off while Joey waited with Misty while Misty tried to reach some healer friend to take care of Joey’s face. We’re just telling you right now. This isn’t going to end pretty.

Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Crazy Train Tara were seen going another round about the very same man. We hear that C.T. Tara said publicly in the Arena that anybody who goes after Anubis would have to answer to her. People began taking sides and none of them chose C.T. Tara’s! We hear that even Chryrie said that she would protect L.L. Lucien at all costs even if that meant protecting her from C.T. Tara. Wow! Those are some harsh words! Queen of Class Sylvia tried to keep the peace but the peace was too far gone. C.T. Tara punched L.L. Lucien in the face which broke his nose and then she stormed out. Sylvia and Rekah were on hand to assist Chryrie as she set the broken nose but we hear that poor L.L. Lucien was in a lot of pain. What in the world has gotten into C.T. Tara? She’s taken this “stand by your man” crap a little too far, hasn’t she? After all, the man she’s standing beside is MARRIED and a pretty awful dude to boot.

Edited: February 5th, 2010

Little Big Locke Saturday!

Reality Check Brandon was back to work Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn trying to keep Playboy Shane from falling victim to those darn wiley women! He was overheard on yet another diatribe about SLUTTACIOUS Darcy. REAL Gypsy Lilli (we’ve decided to call her that because there’s a lot of people that run around calling themselves gypsies but that girl is like fresh off the caravan gypsy) tried to stand up a bit for S. Darcy but R.C. Brandon was hearing none of it. We’re not entirely sure where he’s going with this one as to date we haven’t seen him approve of a single female. This is RhyDin, R.C. Brandon! There’s a million and one good women. Which one is going to be??? Just let us know! We’ll make it happen!

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

Edited: June 27th, 2009

Another Day Thursday!

What do you know? Another day, another mystery woman hitting on Awesome Alain! We have no idea who the blue-eyed beauty was but they certainly had a flirty little conversation as he offered her up a bottle of wine. His attention wandered when…. Renna walked through the door??? Odd, no? Based on a personal conversation that yours truly had with him we can report that we believe that his interest with Renna is business, not pleasure. We have a feeling that all the young, single women of RhyDin just blew a collective sigh of relief. Yes, yes, he remains RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors, ladies.

It seems that Yummy Ewan and the Divine Mrs. Storm took a night away from tending their small brood (and we have a feeling that with her as a wife there’s a lot of practice baby-making going on in that house that also keeps them busy) to grace the Inn with their loveliness! We hear that Redhead Tara was overheard instructing them in how hell really is set up. Um, wow. Not exactly the way we’d want to spend a date night but to each their own, we suppose!

Wow! We hear that Reality Check Brandon laid into Playboy Shane with quite the vicious diatribe on SLUTTACIOUS Darcy! It seems that R.C. Brandon is not the least bit happy to hear that Playboy Shane is thinking of taking S. Darcy out on a date. We’re just surprised that it comes as news to R.C. Brandon that his boy is attracted to S. Darcy. We hear that Saucy Serena and Mad Kazzy had SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s back a bit, urging P. Shane to do what he felt was right. Right, smight! Do her because she’s HAWT, not because it’s right! For crying out loud!

Edited: June 21st, 2009

Smutty Wednesday!

We totally have to agree with Intern Pain in the Ass! Ballerina Katarina is insanely HAWT! And we’re absolutely sure that her new, grown-up look has to be credited to her fashion designer boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke! The pair were seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn and the RhyDin Theatre and Opera House’s star was ROCKING a cream dress with a delicate orange blossom print! Her and L.B.B. Locke were inseparable!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Drooooling Tuesday!

We hear that there was a Stitch spotting Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He was seen chatting with the fabulous Maeve and asking her if her man Ethan has been behaving himself. We heard that Maeve was quick to say that he was indeed and that she seemed quite taken by him. We almost wish that he wasn’t. Wouldn’t it be FANTASTIC to see Stitch go all over protective big brother on Ethan’s ass!!! We do have to admit that we are awfully glad that he’s making Maeve happy.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s husband (yeah, we still can’t believe it either), Dakota, was spotted strutting his stuff on into the Inn laaaate Tuesday night. We hear that he had given up hope on his wife coming back into town and was consoling himself on PAARTY Girl Chase’s shoulder! You heard us right, Reality Check Brandon! He seemed pretty broken up that TRASH-tastic Jade “left him”. He wasn’t upset enough not to be droooooling over P.G. Chase, though! Interestingly enough, we just got a letter a day or two ago from TRASH-tastic Jade herself saying she was back in town! Only time will tell how this will work itself out!

Edited: May 25th, 2009