The ladylike behavior (or lack thereof) did not improve, unfortunately, as they night went on. Shadow, Darcy’s man, was making some really over the top flirtatious comments to her that seemed to be making even Mega Mom Icer uncomfortable. Somehow those flirtatious comments led to a full blown fight between Shadow and Darcy. He actually picked her up and carried her out of the Inn with her cussing up a storm along the way. He evidently dumped her in a pile of snow outside the Inn and the pair went running off after one another. We’re starting to think that there isn’t an adult relationship in this city.

There was a lot of dueling Saturday night in the Arena! It seemed everybody was out and ready to battle in the rings! Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan did NOT seem to be in the mood for dueling but she did seem to be in the mood for violence. We hear that S.P.G. Teagan’s girlfriend Joey told her that Anubis had struck her and that S.P.G. Teagan was LIVID! Teagan stormed off while Joey waited with Misty while Misty tried to reach some healer friend to take care of Joey’s face. We’re just telling you right now. This isn’t going to end pretty.

Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Crazy Train Tara were seen going another round about the very same man. We hear that C.T. Tara said publicly in the Arena that anybody who goes after Anubis would have to answer to her. People began taking sides and none of them chose C.T. Tara’s! We hear that even Chryrie said that she would protect L.L. Lucien at all costs even if that meant protecting her from C.T. Tara. Wow! Those are some harsh words! Queen of Class Sylvia tried to keep the peace but the peace was too far gone. C.T. Tara punched L.L. Lucien in the face which broke his nose and then she stormed out. Sylvia and Rekah were on hand to assist Chryrie as she set the broken nose but we hear that poor L.L. Lucien was in a lot of pain. What in the world has gotten into C.T. Tara? She’s taken this “stand by your man” crap a little too far, hasn’t she? After all, the man she’s standing beside is MARRIED and a pretty awful dude to boot.

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

It seems that Yummy Ewan and the Divine Mrs. Storm took a night away from tending their small brood (and we have a feeling that with her as a wife there’s a lot of practice baby-making going on in that house that also keeps them busy) to grace the Inn with their loveliness! We hear that Redhead Tara was overheard instructing them in how hell really is set up. Um, wow. Not exactly the way we’d want to spend a date night but to each their own, we suppose!

Wow! We hear that Reality Check Brandon laid into Playboy Shane with quite the vicious diatribe on SLUTTACIOUS Darcy! It seems that R.C. Brandon is not the least bit happy to hear that Playboy Shane is thinking of taking S. Darcy out on a date. We’re just surprised that it comes as news to R.C. Brandon that his boy is attracted to S. Darcy. We hear that Saucy Serena and Mad Kazzy had SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s back a bit, urging P. Shane to do what he felt was right. Right, smight! Do her because she’s HAWT, not because it’s right! For crying out loud!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s husband (yeah, we still can’t believe it either), Dakota, was spotted strutting his stuff on into the Inn laaaate Tuesday night. We hear that he had given up hope on his wife coming back into town and was consoling himself on PAARTY Girl Chase’s shoulder! You heard us right, Reality Check Brandon! He seemed pretty broken up that TRASH-tastic Jade “left him”. He wasn’t upset enough not to be droooooling over P.G. Chase, though! Interestingly enough, we just got a letter a day or two ago from TRASH-tastic Jade herself saying she was back in town! Only time will tell how this will work itself out!

Brale Brother Reap and Elite Eleanor were again seen chatting Tuesday night. BLUE Mish is going to HAVE to do something drastic if he wants to keep that girl! She certainly seems to be keeping her options open and she certainly likes a wide variety of men. B.B. Reap is NOTHING like B. Mish and neither of them are ANYTHING like The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker! Perhaps we’re a weeeeee bit biased but we would certainly like to see her end up in T.W.H.T. Tucker’s massive arms!

You’ll never guess who we spotted! We hear that PAARTY GIRL Chase was seen chatting laaaate into the night with Tara. Iiiinteresting. Her man, Reality Check Brandon, has been running around as if he was a single bachelor with Playboy Shane for almost a month now! He’s still claiming to be with P.G. Chase but they certainly seem to be growing apart. We’ll have to see how this whole thing plays out!

Reality Check Brandon is still trying to bury Playboy Shane’s woes in alcohol. Playboy Shane better get over it quickly! Reality Check Brandon’s acting more like a playboy these days and he’s allegedly got a girl! We hear that the boys were drinking with Awesome Alain, Elite Eleanor, and Saucy Serena. Saucy Serena and Awesome Alain were being awfully flirtatious…. AGAIN! Somebody needs to give these two a cease and desist order. How many chances are they going to have to get a relationship right??? However, if they do get back together, we’re so calling them Awesome Sauce. We’re just disappointed that we didn’t think of it several months ago.

Ballerina Katarina seemed to be taking a night off from the grind and was enjoying herself at the bar while her cousin, Head of the House Johnny, slung drinks. We hear that she was getting quite a few compliments from the patrons for the ballet! She made time to chat with each and everyone of them! We love how she always seems to have time for her fans! Later in the night she was spotted engaging in some girl talk with Lirssa and Mama Hen Sianna! What a lovely trio of ladies!

That AJ girl continues to get closer and closer to that Stas guy. The two were seen macking on one another most of Wednesday night. He better keep a tight grip on the girl because she’s been getting a lot of looks from Reality Check Brandon and Playboy Shane. It seems that the blonde beauty is a hot commodity! That Stas guy seems like trouble to us, though. If we were her brother, we’d keep our eyes peeled for that one!

Well, well, well, when did Brale Brother Reap become so popular with the ladies??? Word has it that he has been seen quite often with Lilli and May hanging onto him! The trio evidently were seen hanging out on the porch of the Inn together. Looks like Brale Brother Reap can take his pick! And also looks like May is done with Randy Rix. We hate to say we told you so but…. WE TOLD YOU SO!!!! Not that Brale Brother Reap is much of a step up. In fact, he actually might be a step down.

True was busy taking a bunch of pictures of his friends, including Marvelous Mira, Kid Not-Doc Anya, She-devil Aja, and Sivanna.  We’re not sure what turned him into a sudden shutter bug but he was sure snapping away! Man, we’d love to get our hands on those! There’s some tabloids in this town that would pay a pretty penny for them.

We hear that this AJ caught Playboy Shane’s eye later into the evening. We dig that. He needs a girl that can give him a run for his money and AJ certainly seems to have a mouth on her. She also seems to catch quite a bit of male attention. Go for it, Playboy Shane!

Reality Check Brandon is trying to keep his bro away from girls for the time being, however. We hear that he spent most of the night warning Playboy Shane off another girl that has weaseled her way into P. Shane’s life using drama. We do have to admit that the women of this city have a habit of trying to create relationships on the back of life threatening and highly emotionally charged situations. It typically doesn’t work.

Prof. Jolyon was having quite the intimate discussion with Saucy Serena. No word on what it was about but neither seemed in all that jovial of a mood over it. Considering the tone and the fact that Prof. Jolyon was later seen cheering on Real Estate Mogul Rena in the Outback we think that it’s safe to assume that Chief Mischief Maker Eless might very well be off the hook! We hear that Prof. Jolyon was barely able to pry his eyes off of R.E.M. Rena’s ring!

Things have not slowed down between Ethan and Maeve it seems. They were spotted hot and heavy on the couch in the Inn Monday night. We’re still not entirely sure what to make of this. Sometimes we’re afraid that Ethan’ll hurt her again and other times we think that Maeve’s just not as into him as he is into her. Time will tell! These two are definitely taking it slow and considering their track record that seems to be for the best.

The night got even CRAZIER when Manly Mason completely took a dive straight into the deep end. We hear that Awful Ali had to hold him back when he went charging at some girl with a knife, threatening to kill her. Wow! Bonkers much??? Reporter Veejay got the woman out of there but she was accusing Manly Mason of attacking her all the way out. We knew he had a temper but he’s starting to come off a bit scary, no???

Hussy Hina was seen in the Outback tending to the Dread Pirate Robert’s every whim. We hear that she even asked him if there was a woman who laid claim to his heart! Ha! We bet there’s a long line of women that he’s defiled after promises of marriage. Seriously, we just cannot believe that Hussy Hina continues to look for love in all the wrong places. She just needs to totally swear off men for a good year!

It seems like it’s official! Kid Not-Doc Anya was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty that Therapist Chryrie has definitely decided to take a position at Riverview Clinic! We just KNOW that Therapist Chryrie will open up the books to an independent auditor so that donors can confirm that their hard earned money is going to the city’s poor and not being spent on filling K.N-D. Anya’s closet! Therapist Chryrie’s new job title will be Director of Administration! We sure hope she can keep K.N-D. Anya in line!

Oh no! There’s evidently ANOTHER Dread Pirate Kidd. This one’s name is Bridget and, yes, she’s female. And, yes, she’s just as sleazy as the rest of them! We hear that she strutted herself into the Inn Friday night and kissed several men, including Brale Brother Reap, right in front of her brothers. In fact, they don’t seem the least bit disturbed by her behavior. In fact, they almost seem proud of her. Wow.